Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Xarpho said:
Haha, I’m still catching up on that but that would be great. Karl is going to claim as usual that “it’s a roast” and long ago he did it to Dick’s show and eventually they became friends but Ralph is probably not the same way. So despite Karl being involved in that universe, he’s friends with Digi and has been on the Killstream before, Ralph is going to hate him and his friendship with Dick will deteriorate.

Did they say who the cohost was? If Null was the guest co-host just to spite Ralph for previously insinuating he was a pedophile, it would be great and possibly make an entertaining show.

But if we were trying to make as much of a trainwreck as possible, then Digi would be my personal choice. He is the worst cohost (nobody likes him) or that he’s not going to do anything but whine about Ralph (he stole his fiancée, basically) but it would force Dick to choose between throwing Digi under the bus (which really, he should’ve done years ago) or still guard the gunt.
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The co-host is going to be Kaya, who promised to absolutely shit on Ralph and mention Adrienne Blaire
 
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GaryGrey said:
Dick is definitely still in Ralph's corner. Last weeks, episode 296, Dick went on a two and a half minute rant (time code 52:18-54:46) on why men with purses doesn't make them less manly.
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It totally does though. Any time a male could honestly say "they beat me up and stole my purse" he is less of a man.
 
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Xarpho said:
Null did not say that Dick was faking/overblowing his ankle injury, that's just my own pet theory. It was, however, Dick's excuse for not going to Portugal. That is a fact. Reading between the lines suggest that if Dick really wanted to go, he would've gone.

Null did, however, say (the stream this month, "Kissing Girls is Gay", about an hour in or so) that Ralph's wedding plans kept changing on where Dick was. Originally the idea was to get married to May in Las Vegas when Dick was there, but then Dick cancelled, and now Ralph's plan is to marry May (9 months pregnant) in a Dallas bowling alley, which is also where Dick was.

He joked that eventually Ralph is just going to have to marry May in California outside of Dick's house.
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Maybe he can get Frank Hassle as the minister.
 
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Gunt called the show recently.
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And people speculate he was going to ask Dick on air to be his best man.
Fannyscum said:
And there it is, the entire reason for this whole shitshow:
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I'm worried Dick is going to edit it out of the Tuesday public release if he did.
Does anyone have access to the paypig live feed to archive it?
 
AltisticRight said:
I hope Vito gets the same treatment as his Twitter account.
Removed.
From the planet.


I think you're onto something. Dax is basically a woman. His jokes are womanly, he takes foreign objects up his pooper and he defends homosexual fashion choices.

I know this girl from high school who is a complete replica of Dax. She's not the "hottest" but decent, she hangs out with the craziest and ugliest lunatics but she is happy to rat out their idiotic deeds. I asked her why wouldn't she just join a normal group since "she's unlike the others". She said being around disgusting whores makes her look superior. She would also pin love interests against each another.

Psycho bitch.
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The shit with Dax pitting Jamie Lyn Hughes and 80's Girl against eachother was fucking psychotic. Like forcing two straight women whose clocks are ticking into this weird threeway shit when they obviously aren't into it is EVIL. I was in the Dick Show IRC chat at the time when Jamie revealed that actually she wasn't just crashing at Dicks in LA to save money while she went through a divorce but actually she was in a polyamorous relationship with Dick. It completely killed my interest in the podcast.

He'd been shitting on Maddox for trying to force women into being polyamorous and being LA-brained but he's NO DIFFERENT!
 
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jimmybags said:
I just watched Vito on Boulder Radio, pretty funny how he tried to paint PPP as anti free speech because he thinks Vito's pedophile "jokes" (confessions thinly veiled by irony) are disgusting, and then strawmans by saying that by PPP's logic, he thinks Family Guy and South Park should be cancelled because they make pedophile jokes. Vito seems to forget that a few months ago he was tagging Team YouTube on Twitter and trying to get a podcast removed from the site because they had Alex Jones on and Vito disagreed with him on the effects of vaccination, and then argued with Nick Reketia about it for like a half hour. You don't see PPP going to Fox HQ and complaining about Family Guy, but that's because he isn't a hall monitor tugging on the principal's dress and tattling about dissenting opinions like Vito.
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Late, but literally AS HE WAS SAYING THAT he was using moderator privileges in Matt's stream to ban people calling him a pedophile.

He was literally accusing someone of being anti free speech as he banned people for saying things he disliked.

Vito is an amoral grifter pedophile who just says whatever gets him the most clout because he literally has no sense of shame.
 
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you know what? im starting to like MR Girl. he should take a deeper look into healthygamer. it sounds like his running a full time cult and money laundering business. i always thought his interview with rekful was pretty scummy but the fact he takes superchat during his "sessions" is morally bankrupt.



Doctor crying that his cash cow killed itself before being properly milked.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
The co-host is going to be Kaya, who promised to absolutely shit on Ralph and mention Adrienne Blaire
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Good choice. If Null came on to talk Killstream, he'd look like a bitter shithead, and while Digi IS a bitter shithead and would be funnier choice to drive Ralph and Dick apart, but it's Digi and it would suck.

Kaya has outright called Digi a pedophile on WATP before (not to his face). I'm not familiar Ralph and Kaya's relationship, but I wouldn't be surprised if Dick had Kaya shadowbanned because Digi bitched about it (which, if my knowledge about the Dick/Ralph extended universe is correct, is why Null isn't on Dick Show anymore).

Faalbian said:
I legit thought this was a Photoshop and laughed out loud. Then it turned out to be real. That makes me sad. :(
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God, Dick looks terrible. The "face too small for his head" problem has only gotten worse as his hairline has receded and is turning into a goblin.
 
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Xarpho said:
God, Dick looks terrible. The "face too small for his head" problem has only gotten worse as his hairline has receded and is turning into a goblin.
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He is almost as red as Boogie at this point. Will Dax Herrera follow his good friend’s lead and claim it’s not his blood pressure, it’s his Native American ancestry? You could grate cheese on those forehead wrinkles.

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