Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / Royal: ON AIR / Royal Lugosi / Skadi Violet - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Not only LOST Custody of Her Kids, But STAYED With Her Pedo Ex-Husband Until She Was Arrested; Delusional Compulsive Liar that IP2 Doesn't Even Want

How long will her and Chef last?

  • A few months

    Votes: 27 57.4%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 5 10.6%
  • A year

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • They will get married and Chef will start to regret everything.

    Votes: 15 31.9%

  • Total voters
    47
This is so fucking bizarre. Did she start lying about going to Bama around the time it was big on tiktok or something? How'd we get from an apartment building in Indiana to a luxury gated community in Tuscaloosa? What the hell is she doing?
Lying, lying, and lying some more. Partly because she thinks it's a flex to live in a gated apartment, and partly because she thinks she's throwing us off her scent.

She fails once again on both counts
 
What the hell is she doing?
Wishing she wasn’t sooooooo busy being a double psychology/law major in addition to a prominent public figure/psychic businesswoman. If she wasn’t so busy, she could be finishing her documentary and going on trips with her loving husband so she could catch covid for the umpteenth time. Such a shame she leads a busy and full life of tweeting every five minutes to an audience of 2.
 
This bitch is nuts. I hope someone dms Elsie to inform her who this batshit hag is because obviously Jodee is weirding out this girl.
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Even after Jodee retweeted her post hours ago, she replied to her to force her attention on her yesterday.
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Your site already shows the what kind of quality you have.
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Jodee is slowly becoming more obsessed with Nazis. Nazi Jodee when?
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@For The Internet I found some German.
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>"my family and I are TAN, YELLOW TAN no no i mean REALLY BROWN TAN and VERY VERY DARK HAIR also HONEY HAZEL EYES can quickly be GOLDEN TAN OLIVE SKIN because I am German-Scots-Native-Jewish-Indian-Puerto Rican-Inuit-Iranian-Bantu-Irish-Abo-Slav-Somali-Finnish-Egyptian-Portuguese-Japanese-Romani-Mongolian-Berber-Italian-Turkish-Polish-Armenian-Macedonian-Aztec-Greek-Chicano-Malaysian-Papuan-American QUEEN"
Buzz your girlfriend, woof!
 
Has anyone else pondered what it's like to be one of Jodee's Twitter followers? Seriously, what kind of appeal does she even have if she can't pick a gimmick and stick with it? She receives absolutely fuck all in terms of engagement and she spams her own Twitter feed so incessantly to the point of being a nuisance, so why even bother following her in the first place? Her follower growth is organic (if FollowerAudit is anything to go off of), so I can only imagine that something must've possessed these people to follow her in the first place. Why though?

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I'm just saying man: it's gotta be a surreal experience to watch her lunacy unfold in real time on your Twitter TL if you're unironically following Jodee for whatever reason... assuming that the algos don't automatically filter her nonsense out, that is.
 
Has anyone else pondered what it's like to be one of Jodee's Twitter followers? Seriously, what kind of appeal does she even have if she can't pick a gimmick and stick with it? She receives absolutely fuck all in terms of engagement and she spams her own Twitter feed so incessantly to the point of being a nuisance, so why even bother following her in the first place? Her follower growth is organic (if FollowerAudit is anything to go off of), so I can only imagine that something must've possessed these people to follow her in the first place. Why though?


I'm just saying man: it's gotta be a surreal experience to watch her lunacy unfold in real time on your Twitter TL if you're unironically following Jodee for whatever reason... assuming that the algos don't automatically filter her nonsense out, that is.
I think some are these like us, who get a kick out of watching her be a fat reeetarded liar, and i suspect the rest are those that follow in hopes that she'll do those giveaways she used to do until she realized that the uptick in followers/views vs the cost ratio was not worth it.
 
This bitch is nuts. I hope someone dms Elsie to inform her who this batshit hag is because obviously Jodee is weirding out this girl.
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Even after Jodee retweeted her post hours ago, she replied to her to force her attention on her yesterday.
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Your site already shows the what kind of quality you have.
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@For The Internet I found some German.
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Lol. No, your work is not important and you can't speak German.

Jodee has already fucked up her German in a three word reply. Her reply literally makes no sense. Sie (capitalised, which makes a difference) sind is 'you are'. Wirklich is basically 'very'. Her reply says 'You are very'.

She put a heart emoji after so she didn't accidentally leave out something to make it make sense, like liebenswürdig or whatever. Even nett. I'm sure she just totally forgot to add a word, and didn't just fuck up because she's not a German speaker.
 
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Lol. No, your work is not important and you can't speak German.

Jodee has already fucked up her German in a three word reply. Her reply literally makes no sense. Sie (capitalised, which makes a difference) sind is 'you are'. Wirklich is basically 'very'. Her reply says 'You are very'.

She put a heart emoji after so she didn't accidentally leave out something to make it make sense, like liebenswürdig or whatever. Even nett. I'm sure she just totally forgot to add a word, and didn't just fuck up because she's not a German speaker.

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I'm not gonna lie, I kinda miss watching her sperg the fuck out about being a true & honest Desi woman because it gave me ample ammo with which to dissect her LARPs. Then again, I suppose I should be grateful that she's not posting more Bollywood lyrics she ripped straight off of Google Translate while doubling down on the Ranjit Bawa and Honey Singh posts.

I wonder if she'll try to double down on the Israeli LARP and try to claim that her family knew Ofra Haza before she died. Might be a bit :optimistic: but hey, you never know with this clown. Actually... if she does double down on the Israeli LARP, it would be a good time to question her on Israel's more esoteric foreign policy that a terminally online Twitter addict like her won't ever be able to fully understand.

Hey Jodee, mind telling us what you think of Israel's occupation of the Golan Heights, which is internationally recognised as Syrian territory? Oh wait, that would imply you have enough brain cells to understand the smallest modicum of geopolitics.
 
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I'm not gonna lie, I kinda miss watching her sperg the fuck out about being a true & honest Desi woman because it gave me ample ammo with which to dissect her LARPs. Then again, I suppose I should be grateful that she's not posting more Bollywood lyrics she ripped straight off of Google Translate while doubling down on the Ranjit Bawa and Honey Singh posts.

I wonder if she'll try to double down on the Israeli LARP and try to claim that her family knew Ofra Haza before she died. Might be a bit :optimistic: but hey, you never know with this clown. Actually... if she does double down on the Israeli LARP, it would be a good time to question her on Israel's more esoteric foreign policy that a terminally online Twitter addict like her won't ever be able to fully understand.

Hey Jodee, mind telling us what you think of Israel's occupation of the Golan Heights, which is internationally recognised as Syrian territory? Oh wait, that would imply you have enough brain cells to understand the smallest modicum of geopolitics.

I think Desi Jodee is my favourite LARP because you're able to break it down so thoroughly for the rest of us.

I'll translate whatever German she posts as long as it's somewhat noteworthy for being either googled or incorrect, but I'm not going to claim fluency (unlike Jodee) because it's a high bar to pass imo. It's how we get her mangled Hinglish, because she thinks knowing a bit of a language she's picked up casually is enough to claim fluency.

I think she's trying to evade criticism about using google translate. The basic bitch way to reply to someone that they're being kind would simply be 'Du bist nett'. You are nice. It's what pops up when I google 'you are kind' in German. What she wrote is a slightly more complex version, but by that I mean it's still a very simple sentence and she fucked it up royally, no pun intended.

Surely it's only a matter of time before we get Jodee's political sperging over Israel. I'm hoping it leads to her mangling Hebrew or something. It's inevitable that she won't be able to hold herself back from acting like an authority on everything to do with the Holocaust, including Israeli politics, and will definitely eventually offend actual Jewish/Israeli people.
 
Maybe she meant Sie sind wichtig? Why would she be using Sie anyway?

Anyhow, as a Holocaust scholar, Jodee has no doubt at least acquired a reading knowledge of German. She'll be able to demonstrate that to us all very easily because so many excellent books and source materials are only available in German. I'll bet she even reads Sütterlin.

ETA: Jodee would take a pro-BDS position and use her Super Israeliness to PL over the large and loud Israeli contingent that would disagree.
 
Maybe she meant Sie sind wichtig? Why would she be using Sie anyway?

Anyhow, as a Holocaust scholar, Jodee has no doubt at least acquired a reading knowledge of German. She'll be able to demonstrate that to us all very easily because so many excellent books and source materials are only available in German. I'll bet she even reads Sütterlin.

ETA: Jodee would take a pro-BDS position and use her Super Israeliness to PL over the large and loud Israeli contingent that would disagree.

It's a weird way of saying it, for sure. I honestly think Jodee is trying to evade our accusations of using google translate, because she does and she always gets called on it. She inevitably either sticks strictly to google translate or mangles the language, which is what she's done here.

I know many Holocaust scholars learn German to access things that are unavailable in their native language so I wonder if Jodee will claim that's where her fluency comes from or something. She's never explained why she speaks German fluently.
 
It's a weird way of saying it, for sure. I honestly think Jodee is trying to evade our accusation of using google translate, because she does and she always gets called on it.

I know many Holocaust scholars learn German to access things that are unavailable in their native language so I wonder if Jodee will claim that's where her fluency comes from or something. She's never explained why she speaks German fluently.
They'd say they have reading knowledge though, not that they were fluent. That'd be a term Jodee would know from her many university learnings. It's a different skill set to be able to read a book or document and to be able to buy tomatoes in Berlin.
 
I'm glad someone else picked up the issue with her German. Here's my analysis:

First post:
"Sie machen eine sehr wichtige Arbeit"
Means
"They make (do) a very important job"

Jodee's response:
"Sie sind wirklich"
Means
"They are really".

"Sie" capitalised does mean formal "you" but not in this context as it's capitalised to be the first letter of the post. However her use of "sind" is akward here, but it's hard to explain the reason why. It feels like she only put "they are" into google translate and got something out of it that doesn't match the context.

The word "wirklich" is also translated wrong above. It can both be a description of intensity but also serves as an adjective on it's own.

Edit: edited like 100 times for clarity.

Edit 2: I figured out the issue with Jodee's response. It's really complicated but I would say it's the equivalent of someone saying "I like this" and someone else responding "I am too."
 
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Maybe she meant Sie sind wichtig? Why would she be using Sie anyway?

Anyhow, as a Holocaust scholar, Jodee has no doubt at least acquired a reading knowledge of German. She'll be able to demonstrate that to us all very easily because so many excellent books and source materials are only available in German. I'll bet she even reads Sütterlin.

ETA: Jodee would take a pro-BDS position and use her Super Israeliness to PL over the large and loud Israeli contingent that would disagree.
Jodee is just adding Holocaust factoids to her morbid curiosity fetish and enjoying gossip about lurid exploitation of human suffering - same reason she fan boys Ted Bundy and likes true crime. It would be more in line for her to start hanging posters of Mengele or Hoss in her dingy bedroom than go full IDF. Maybe she will get into that Holocaust exploitation paperbacks of the 1950’s written by Ka-Tzetnik 135633 or the Elsa the She-Wolf genre.

Actual reading suggestions to counteract the “gruesome lurid Holocaust fact of the day” BS:
There is a lot of good and bad scholarship on the Holocaust. Anyone that takes a real interest in should read the important firsthand accounts that are the basis for the best scholarship (outside of hard data/records from govt and institutional archives).

Two offhand:
Jankiel Wiernik “A Year in Treblinka”


written in Polish 1944 when he was fresh from escaping during the uprising and one of the very few legit Treblinka survivors that could give account of what went on in an actual extermination camp. In 1966 Steiner took Wiernik’s account and added bad scholarship and his own BS. Avoid Stiener’s Treblinka book, read the straight report by Wiernik. Accounts of the extermination camps are very hard to come by because they really did murder 99% of the people brought to them within 24 hours, unlike the "work camps" that have a large number of firsthand survivor accounts.

Captain Witold Pilecki (a The Auschwitz Volunteer) a Polish Intelligence officer who volunteered to use false papers to be arrested so he could give a firsthand report on what was happening in Auschwitz in 1942. It’s a “non-Jewish” eye witness account, which is rare and valuable since some try to infer accounts by Jewish victims are suspect or biased.

My grandfather helped liberate Buchenwald and later spent months guarding minor SS figures and soldiers being tried for war crimes so I took an early interest in WW2 as a kid/teen. As I got older I managed to separate a lot of the wheat from the chafe, by checking the references/source notes in the back of most books. They always referred back to a handful of reliable firsthand, period sources and I feel those should be what’s read.

I’d also recommend The Holocaust Industry by Finkelstein if your curious how Israeli political aims have tried to corrupt the historical record for money and propaganda purposes which has done great favors for Holocaust deniers.

Reading German or Polish is usually a must for Holocaust/WW2 researchers. For awhile Russian was very valuable for that brief window the Soviet archives were made available to researchers, it was like an entire new universe was opened in the 1990’s when the west could finally read about the Eastern front from firsthand Soviet accounts and archives.
 
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My grandfather helped liberate Buchenwald and later spent months guarding minor SS figures and soldiers being tried for war crimes so I took an early interest in WW2 as a kid/teen. As I got older I managed to separate a lot of the wheat from the chafe, by checking the references/source notes in the back of most books. They always referred back to a handful of reliable firsthand, period sources and I feel those should be what’s read.
I have a book called The Case for Auschwitz that really takes apart Holocaust denial arguments in many hundreds of pages of detail, but I had to take it off the shelf after I realised that the book title is open to uncharitable interpretation: It kind of sounds like I've got a book praising Auschwitz.
 
The colossal amount of time she wastes every single day, tweeting about her fantasies/lies - dealing and wheeling in gas stations and hotels; her journalism/documentaries, all the languages she supposedly speaks fluently in; moving constantly; the true and honest academic degrees she is studying for; her black belt in tarot reading; her weekly obsessions (WWII and the Nazis this week), etc etc, and I know I've missed some - woah.

Most of these flexes have occurred within the time frame of the thread's existence, so approx 2 years? What a lot of nothing to actually achieve, Jodie! How the hell does she keep track of these fibs?

The only thing that she has verifiably succeeded in throughout this time and before is being a pedo-enabling sack of shit and losing her kids. Bravo for being a deadbeat loser and literally nothing else!
 
I'm glad someone else picked up the issue with her German. Here's my analysis:

First post:
"Sie machen eine sehr wichtige Arbeit"
Means
"They make (do) a very important job"

Jodee's response:
"Sie sind wirklich"
Means
"They are really".

"Sie" capitalised does mean formal "you" but not in this context as it's capitalised to be the first letter of the post. However her use of "sind" is akward here, but it's hard to explain the reason why. It feels like she only put "they are" into google translate and got something out of it that doesn't match the context.

The word "wirklich" is also translated wrong above. It can both be a description of intensity but also serves as an adjective on it's own.

Edit: edited like 100 times for clarity.

Edit 2: I figured out the issue with Jodee's response. It's really complicated but I would say it's the equivalent of someone saying "I like this" and someone else responding "I am too."
How does she even fuck up this bad :story:Google Translate is a mess but you’re more likely to get a direct translation within the same language family, i.e. romance languages. She can’t even get a short sentence right, proving not only that she isn’t multilingual, but that she doesn’t know how to use a computer either.
 
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