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If 800 monkeys typed for 800 years one of them would produce the works of Shakespeare.Chins is such a Luddite. What’s that quote…give a monkey a typewriter and eventually Shakespeare comes out or something like that. It’s amazing how fucking stupid she is and still reached the age of 37.View attachment 3008150
We need to get a priest to exorcise this image from our collective souls. I am unsure why but this is actually the worst thing I've read in this thread.Looks like giant pussy lips. Her clit must be the size of a bowling pin.
She’s never going to have hair like she had before she shaved.Gonna be hilarious if her top never grows back and she's completely bald up there even worse than before she shaved it originally.
When she raps, it felt so bad that nobody would actually want to take a listen to her rap, especially for her slowly growing bald head.If Chantal ever starts a rap career she can be Wheezy E
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Wanna try that again, Chief? Maybe making some sense this time.When she raps, it felt so bad that nobody would actually want to take a listen to her rap, especially for her slowly growing bald head.
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Funny considering that Chantal is an outdated name in French. The name of the weird old aunt that no one likes at Christmas diner but people still invite and tolerate because she is family. Quite the opposite of a young woman in her twenties who is cool, sexy and ready to mingle like she deludes herself into thinking.I was just catching up on one of her latest rage streams against DeeDee, and was struck by one of the most petty, juvenile insults ever (even by Chantal standards):
"You're real name is Debbie! So my name is better than yours!" (Direct quote, and she was dead raging serious).
"My name is better than yours." Because that's what crackhead swindlers look for in their marks. Whose name is "prettier."
I would bet money that at one point in the last ten months, if you opened up Chantal's KFC desk drawer, you would have found a handwritten list that looked something like this:
Chantal Marie Elshamy
Chantal Sarault Elshamy
Chantal Elshamy
Chantal Sarault-Elshamy
C.M.E.
C.S. + N.E. = Foeva <3
And she thinks people believe that she has ever made “$65-70k” as a “medical secretary”. Bitch please. I refuse to believe she’s ever made much more than minimum wage in any proper job, she has less than zero skills.Chins is such a Luddite. What’s that quote…give a monkey a typewriter and eventually Shakespeare comes out or something like that. It’s amazing how fucking stupid she is and still reached the age of 37.View attachment 3008150
Edit: it’s the infinite monkey theorem, couldn’t think of it at the time I posted this.
Funny you mention that since that's what Chantal is to her own family.Funny considering that Chantal is an outdated name in French. The name of the weird old aunt that no one likes at Christmas diner but people still invite and tolerate because she is family.
IF she even worked that job, I'm sure it was around 20-35k at most. I personally couldn't see her acting professional in any sort of setting for an entire work day; much less an extended period of time. She'd be eating snacks and open-mouth chewing around patients, coworkers, and superiors. She would belch and fart nonstop during interactions with others. She would likely be late regularly, dressed like an absolute retard, and reeking of the last week's worth of filth. She says she can't handle men being rude/loud with her. Are we expected to believe that Canadian doctors are the total opposite of American ones? I honestly doubt that. From experience, doctors can get pretty angry and rude towards their staff. And patients can be pretty crazy; depending on their situation. I couldn't see Gunt in any sort of legitimate job setting without getting her ass chewed out by someone almost immediately. Just look at her.And she thinks people believe that she has ever made “$65-70k” as a “medical secretary”. Bitch please. I refuse to believe she’s ever made much more than minimum wage in any proper job, she has less than zero skills.
I just had a thought, and correct me if I'm wrong, but Chantal still owns that iPad and pays on it. It's technically in her name. Does that mean he can access his channel through the iPad and claim she did so because it would trace back to her device? He could even claim she has been at his house if they tried to ping its location because her belongings are still there too.I'm not sure if this was mentioned in one of the recaps, but I wanted to note that Chantal said that Rat Doco Man actually refuses to eat Nader's cooking, which I absolutely love.
In his stream tonight he said that one of his moderator hags taught him how to look at his own streams (genius) and that he supposedly realized that Chantal had privated every livestream in which he spoke poorly of her, and that she also took every ad off of his streams for the past month. It seems feasible or even likely at first, but both accusations fall apart when you give it some thought.
She privated at least one of his shit-talking streams before, but that was months and months ago. People realized immediately that she had done it, and she admitted it very shortly after doing it. He announced immediately after that that he had changed his password, and she repeated several times after that that the password had been changed. So how was she able to go through and regularly and continuously private these streams this past month after he'd finish them? I'm pretty sure someone would have noticed the streams disappearing too - archivists, clip channels, reaction channels, his "fans" - someone would have noticed since he is claiming it was a large number of streams.
As for the second allegation, I do not believe she removed ads from his streams. First off, I just don't think she would have done it. She feels guilty about him a lot, and he apparently hit a nerve through repeated manipulation using the "you just want me stuck" line. She is bitter about giving him so much money, but I don't think she would ever "take" money from him like that. I'm also pretty sure we have screencaps here of the amount of ads on his streams during the past month (apart from the most recent one). At the very least, the amount of ads he has on his streams has been remarked upon here, meaning she wasn't going in and removing ads from his streams.
(His claims were ridiculous too, like that he'd made $3 on a video with 18k views or something similar. That would mean she would have had to go into his streams immediately after each one ended and removed all ads.)
I was also under the impression that she wouldn't be able to adjust ads on streams on her phone. Didn't someone talk about how he was able to insert his ludicrous amount of ads in his streams thanks to the iPad, and that it wasn't possible on mobile? That means he's even lying about his mod just recently showing him how to look at his streams and adjust the ads.
I'm not sure if she addressed either of the accusations yet. If these are outright lies on Nader's part, they're much more realistic than his usual lies. He's too stupid to come up with them, so either one of his Hag Harem came up with them or he just lucked out. The idiot just randomly lied about how he was the big, strong man that had to come to the villa to save the day and fix the smoke detector - a complete and utter lie to flex on James - and fully disproven by various streams on both Chantal and James' channels where a viewer actually sent James a video that allowed him to be able to open the Impenetrable Smoke Detector, and then subsequent streams regarding maintenance addressing the smoke detector. I'm also reminded of his ridiculous claim that he wanted the media kit and had Chantal order it for him, even though she literally pulled it out of the Chapters bag the day prior and was excited about how she found it on clearance. He isn't smart enough to come up with totally plausible lies that might actually put Chantal in a bad light.
tl;dr: Rat Man refuses to eat Nader's cooking. Nader claims that Chantal has been secretly and consistently accessing his channel, privating any livestreams where he spoke poorly of her, and removing all ads from his streams. I don't think either of the claims make any sense.