Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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What server might this have been? He's hard to keep up with
 
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Best of luck Zaff, I mean that. It will be hysterical. WeeGeeBOO was also the love of Chibi’s life for a little while there too so this is shaping up to be a good convention. I can imagine all of his “ex’s” having to be on a buddy system to avoid him, not unlike Logan Wyatt once did, and the Tweets that will follow afterwards.
 
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PercyFrancienCaramello said:
Unfortunately there will always be a part of me that will sympathise with Chibs. It's clear that being a speedrun streamer is his dream and realising you are not cut out for your dream is a bitter pill to swallow. Most of us will have experienced this at some point but Chibs just doesn't know when to quit. It's either obtaining your dream or life is not worth living. I blame Disney movies for installing the idea into (man)children that all your dreams are possible.
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I get why you feel that way and it would certainly be sympathetic if he actually put in the time and effort and just couldn't cut it, but this is Chibi. He puts in little to no effort in anything he thinks he wants to be good at, and when it's something that requires a lot of effort and practice, he gives up after a few tries and gets "depressed" that he's not immediately amazing at it. There's no reason to feel bad for him; if he was someone who actually put in the work instead of trying to find the easiest way possible, we wouldn't have the infamous "I like that jump!" or anything of the numerous times he cries about not being good at something. One of the funniest things about Chibi to me is how thoroughly unsympathetic of a person he is because of how he has never truly worked hard at anything in his life.
 
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partyrockanthem said:
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What server might this have been? He's hard to keep up with
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The fact that this failed abortion unironically, honestly writes things like this should really be all someone needs to know when considering feeling bad for him.

Keep in mind he spits on his own mother, publicly, repeatedly, then forgives her after she gives him $4,000...but he cries himself to dehydration over e-thots and discord servers. If he were drowning he wouldn't deserve a cinder block.
 
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SmugDruggler said:
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Best of luck Zaff, I mean that. It will be hysterical. WeeGeeBOO was also the love of Chibi’s life for a little while there too so this is shaping up to be a good convention. I can imagine all of his “ex’s” having to be on a buddy system to avoid him, not unlike Logan Wyatt once did, and the Tweets that will follow afterwards.
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I can't wait to see how Chibi manages to fuck up this time.
 
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SmugDruggler said:
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Best of luck Zaff, I mean that. It will be hysterical. WeeGeeBOO was also the love of Chibi’s life for a little while there too so this is shaping up to be a good convention. I can imagine all of his “ex’s” having to be on a buddy system to avoid him, not unlike Logan Wyatt once did, and the Tweets that will follow afterwards.
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Even if he somehow resists creeping on her, I can only imagine how awkward it will be for her to have to try to socialize and network with other streamers with Chibi at her heels wearing a Kingdom Hearts cosplay and extremely greasy. You're just trying to bond with another e-thot streamer about the struggles of not having a healthy relationship with your dad and how stigmatized BPD is, and then up walks Chibi and she introduces you to him.
 
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Wonathan Joss said:
My question is this: Did he get kicked out or did he just leave randomly and he's framing this departure as some brave and epic character development arc?
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Chibi strikes me as the type to write out a very long goodbye message including things like "I'm sorry to leave you all", "You'll be better without me" and other such messages while pretty much everyone else just wonders who the fuck that was or flat out ignores him and continues a normal conversation. I dont think anyone cares about him enough to kick him out.

Edit: my curiosity got the better of me so I went to check. That's almost exactly what happened.
 
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"And I didn't want to scream if I lose."

Chili, you're the reason I teabag everyone when they lose. Because I know your reaction would be priceless. Just say gg and requeue. Practice in your spare time.

No Ryu player ever won with hadouken spam. Get the fuck back up and quit being a bitch.
 
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Wait wait wait, this sped was getting upset he was losing in RANDOMIZED spedrun races? Those are literally designed to be goofy fun, why in the hell would you take it so seriously? Obviously autism

Does Adam actually enjoy spedrunning? He doesn't seem to talk about it much and when he does it's complaining and whining. I can't think of a single time he was ever positive about spedrunning, seems like it just constantly makes him miserable. He's not even making money or getting attention for it, I don't know why he is still latched onto it.
 
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Scuttlebug Jamboree said:
I believe in Randomizer runs everyone uses the same seed, so it's more of a test of who can adapt better.
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Yes, it's this. When the OOT randomizer was fresh, I enjoyed watching a guy I follow run them and eventually multiworlds. I've also run randomized nuzlock Pokemon races with friends for shits and giggles.

PercyFrancienCaramello said:
I like to think this is how Adam thinks:

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This is how he thinks his life is to a T. With a little animu sprinkled in for the lolis.
 
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We're going to twitchcon this year boys! And ya, the leather jackets coming with us ;)

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Its already not looking good for our boy this year
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This reeks of moviebob and Lindsay Ellis:

Lindsay: makes a tweet.
Moviebob: also makes a tweet. The tweet implies Lindsay and Moviebob are friends.
Lindsay: stop talking to me. We're not friends.

Whoever this bitch is that chibi likes: I can't wait to meet my friends at the con!
Chibi: see you there! (implying friends)
Bitch: deletes tweet

Chibi has such beta cuck behavior. Him becoming a trans woman and having sex with another trans woman would be more respectable.
 
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