Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
>I still keep hoping some woman shit lips stalks finds her way here and gives us more milk. It has to happen at some point.
I want that too, but I'm afraid if someone did come here and reveal what he says in DMs, he would get pissed and sue her for "violating his privacy" even though DMs belong to both the sender and the receiver and the receiver does not need the sender's permission to share them.
 
I don't think he's ever going to stop wearing masks.
It's weird how, even though the only reason people hate him is because of his facial disability, having been able to cover his face for most of the past two years hasn't really done anything to improve his standing in the world.
In celebration of 3,500 pages, I suggest that we add "Talentless" to the thread title.
If we’re adding anything to the title, it should be “with multiple victims.”
 
Better yet, "with multiple restraining orders"
I'm not out to tell anyone what to do but, is he really even about that prozzy PAC anymore? Perhaps instead of "A Safer Nevada" it could say "started & abandoned 3+ PACs".

The "eggshell plaintiff" part is just perfect though. Nothing encapsulates his antics more than those two words.

Maybe add "talentless pipsqueak" back. He hates being called pipsqueak iirc
 
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To celebrate, I thought I'd post a few choice nuggets of Russlore that I'd forgotten about (or didn't know about) that especially tickled me:

That time Russhole claimed that he was sexually harassed by Taylor Swift because discrimination is allegedly a form of sexual harassment. As an added bonus, Russhole misuses the word "bias".

The first time Russhole made a bamboon of himself.

The first time Russhole Venmoed a dollar to an instathot.

The time Russhole turned down the opportunity to explain his plights in front of Judge Judy.

The moment when Russhole first threatened the Kiwi Orchards with legal action, followed shortly afterwards by a cease and desist addressed to the Orchards and served via Russhole's FB page.

Whatever happened to the official audiobook version of Why I Sued Taylor Swift?

BTW It's Russhole's fault that Anthony Bordain did a flip.
Judge Judy would have torn this re-tard appart. Old mush mouth would keep trying to explain and she would shut him down. He probably would start screeching "Reeeeee". The producers probably would not put an actually tard like Russell on the show due to bad public relations issues.
 
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I love this post, it aged like fine wine because it's never, EVER going to get old.

We STILL are amazed when he finds yet another new way to sink lower. and he will continue to amaze us with the depths he will sink to until the terminal stop.
This is exactly how I feel whenever someone complains that Russ has gotten boring lately. NEVER lose faith in Russell's ability to entertain us with his idiocy. He ALWAYS delivers, as he did with his recent plightsuit.
The reviews of his book are only topped by him responding. I can't believe he decided to respond to the reviews. It just makes him look more batshit insane. Like, if you were doubting the reviews and didn't think this guy was as crazy as they claim, look no further to him going batshit crazy in the comments
I can't honestly tell what's funnier, his obvious anger or his feeble attempts to act morally superior. "First of all, let me explain to you how totally wrong you are, but also I don't need to explain anything at all because I already explained everything in my book."

I think my favorite part of Russell talking about his book is him mentioning what happened with Ken. He makes up a lawyer who apparently agrees with every single one of his legal arguments, then claims that Taylor hired thugs to try to fucking kill him, but Ken still supported Russell through, you know, being traumatically burned alive and crippled. I feel like if I got burned alive for being friends with someone I would literally never talk to them again. Ken not only never turns on him, but wishes him luck even after he's seriously injured as a result of interacting with Russell. Yet after the fact he's threatening to sue Russell unless he changes his name. I know Ken isn't real but I would still want to hear Russell explain exactly what went down between him and Ken if Ken was supposedly his number one supporter the whole time.

Edit: spelling, fucking touchscreens man
 
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Maybe add "talentless pipsqueak" back. He hates being called pipsqueak iirc
I can see that argument. Personally, I think it's funnier when he gets honkin mad about something unexpected, like the "victims" thing or the bald photoshop. Again, Russell is simple to bully and just calling him a funny name that he hates doesn't give us any insights in particular.

Judge Judy would have torn this re-tard appart. Old mush moth would keep trying to explain and she would shut him down. He probably would start screeching "Reeeeee". The producers probably would not put an actually tard like Russell on the show due to bad public relations issues.
Yeah having to subtitle everything he says would have probably drawn some heat.

Happy page 6 +1 everyone! It's always a good time shitposting with you nerds!
 
I can't honestly tell what's funnier, his obvious anger or his feeble attempts to act morally superior. "First of all, let me explain to you how totally wrong you are, but also I don't need to explain anything at all because I already expl3 everything in my book."

I think my favorite part of Russell talking about his book is him mentioning what happened with Ken. He makes up a lawyer who apparently agrees with every single one of his legal arguments, then claims that Taylor hired thugs to try to fucking kill him, but Ken still supported Russell through, you know, being traumatically burned alive and crippled. I feel like if I got burned alive for being friends with someone I would literally never talk to them again. Ken not only never turns on him, but wishes him luck even after he's seuously injured as a result of interacting with Russell. Yet after the fact he's threatening to sue Russell unless he changes his name. I know Ken isn't real but I would still want to hear Russell explain exactly what went down between him and Ken if Ken was supposedly his number one supporter the whole time.
What if Ken is just a voice in his head? Maybe thats the voice telling him to sue people and get them to suck him his penis?
 
Tbf, we don't know that he abondoned the last two. His first one has received an update recently as well
Yeah I remember he recently paid some bullshit annual fee or did some other bit of scant-bookkeeping just to keep the thing(s) alive.

The lawsuit stuff is funny but I would have preferred to see some kinda Citizen Kane-esque rise to power and infamy built on prostitution, online harassment and uhhh checks notes monorail tycooning.

Edit: previous draft overwrote me lol
 
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Yeah I remember he recently paid some bullshit annual fee or did some other bit of scant-bookkeeping just to keep the thing(s) alive.

The lawsuit stuff is funny but I would have preferred to see some kinda Citizen Kane-esque rise to power and infamy built on prostitution, public transport and uhhh checks notes o-online harassment.
He bugged that stripper/hooker in Oregon recently, and she shut him down hard.
 
Russhole just couldn't stop himself from EXPLAINING to those reviewers why their opinions about his book are WRONG. And you just know that Russ was FURIOUS when he typed out each of those responses. He wants to come off as "Well, actually I'm the one laughing at YOU, you dingus trolls! YOU'RE the pathetic losers, not me! Look at me laugh at you! Ha ha ha ha ha!", but in reality he was sitting there in a frothing fury, shaking with anger, and with tears of rage in his eyes because they refused to recognize his brilliance. His replies are his only option to get back at the reviewers who dared to use the hurtful truth instead of kissing his ass.

I know that on top, it's all because of his clinical narcissism and mental illness. But I can help but wonder if deep, deep down inside somewhere, some part of him recognizes that the reviewers (and us) are telling the truth. That there might be some tiny part of Russhole that knows people aren't bullying him because they're jealous of him or hate the disabled or whatever else Russ tells himself to soothe his bruised ego, but that they're being honest when they say that he doesn't have any talent, or that his legal filings are in bad faith and have no hope of succeeding, or that his behavior is creepy and abnormal, or that the way he views and treats women is disgusting and unacceptable.

Eh...probably not. If he does ever recognize reality then his ego and narcissism quickly stamps that shit out and overwrites it with his bullshit narrative. But it's kinda fun and interesting to think about and discuss. You'd think that the truth of Shit-Lips' situation would be so glaringly apparent that it would be impossible to not see it, even for someone like Russ, but we're looking at the situation with (more or less) sane, healthy, rational minds. Not through the eyes of someone as sick and crippled with narcissism like Russhole.

Edit: Happy 3500 pages everyone!

Just made me think how I wish Conjugal Felicity would read/review Butternut's tard screeds. We have an all new Robert STAINeck here with those review responses. :story:
 
Judge Judy would have torn this re-tard appart. Old mush mouth would keep trying to explain and she would shut him down. He probably would start screeching "Reeeeee". The producers probably would not put an actually tard like Russell on the show due to bad public relations issues.
She laid into Johnny Rotten and got him to behave when he was on the show, but Lydon really likes the idea of a strong mommy to spank him...
 
🥳

To celebrate, I thought I'd post a few choice nuggets of Russlore that I'd forgotten about (or didn't know about) that especially tickled me:

That time Russhole claimed that he was sexually harassed by Taylor Swift because discrimination is allegedly a form of sexual harassment. As an added bonus, Russhole misuses the word "bias".

The first time Russhole made a bamboon of himself.

The first time Russhole Venmoed a dollar to an instathot.

The time Russhole turned down the opportunity to explain his plights in front of Judge Judy.

The moment when Russhole first threatened the Kiwi Orchards with legal action, followed shortly afterwards by a cease and desist addressed to the Orchards and served via Russhole's FB page.

Whatever happened to the official audiobook version of Why I Sued Taylor Swift?

BTW It's Russhole's fault that Anthony Bordain did a flip.
He's such an asshole. In one post he calls a woman a fat ass twice. I'd probably do the same, but the hypocrisy of him doing it is just irritating as fuck. BTW, he wouldn't even stop to think if she has a condition like thyroid disease or PCOS that keeps her chunky. I doubt she was deathfat weight. To Russ anything not a 10 or a 9 is a "fat ass."

He goes into great detail about the expense of a "female" in Vegas without mentioning a tip (btw he also calls it a GFE and an indoor prostitution experience almost always just labels themself that if the girl is the hottest one there, you are spending extra time, or you are getting head blah blah blah). My point is I'm sure he doesn't tip or he'd brag about it.

He ALWAYS throws his most measly of Mormon endorsed community college degree in everyone's face, but his grammar is terrible. I just want to smack him hard.
 
He goes into great detail about the expense of a "female" in Vegas without mentioning a tip (btw he also calls it a GFE and an indoor prostitution experience almost always just labels themself that if the girl is the hottest one there, you are spending extra time, or you are getting head blah blah blah). My point is I'm sure he doesn't tip or he'd brag about it.
He doesn't just not tip, he's been known to balk at paying the agreed-upon fee if he doesn't think the girl "earned it." He then accuses her of being a gold-digger and only it in for the money. He does not understand how hookers work. That's why most sex workers insist on being paid up front and will turn around and leave if the guy refuses to pay before services are rendered.
 
Judge Judy would have torn this re-tard appart. Old mush mouth would keep trying to explain and she would shut him down. He probably would start screeching "Reeeeee". The producers probably would not put an actually tard like Russell on the show due to bad public relations issues.
I can see Russhole failing to proceed past the first screening stage, and then attempting to sue JJ's producers for not allowing him to explain his plights in front of JJ.

This is exactly how I feel whenever someone complains that Russ has gotten boring lately. NEVER lose faith in Russell's ability to entertain us with his idiocy. He ALWAYS delivers, as he did with his recent plightsuit.
As an added bonus, there is plenty of archival material to go through whilst waiting for the next lolsuit update. Although I'm a bit sad that the FB chimpouts seem to be a thing of the past.

Yeah I remember he recently paid some bullshit annual fee or did some other bit of scant-bookkeeping just to keep the thing(s) alive.
Speaking of bullshit fees, that reminds of the time Russhole paid someone to create a Wikipedia page for him. Obvs whoever he paid knew more about how Wikipedia works than Russ, as they disappeared with his money.

He ALWAYS throws his most measly of Mormon endorsed community college degree in everyone's face
Unless he's backed into a corner by real lawyers, in which case he claims ignorance of the law.
 
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Unless he's backed into a corner by real lawyers, in which case he claims ignorance of the law.
No, he claims "good faith" and that the judge is biased against the disabled

I am not a wiki person, but I thought you weren't supposed to write your own page or something? Is hiring someone for that a thing? Sorry am boomer but genuinely curious how it works. I know theyd rather have pages of the tradgedy/victims than the murderer/perp so we don't glorify stuff , so maybe he could get included on a page of infamous repeat offender celebrity stalkers?
 
I am not a wiki person, but I thought you weren't supposed to write your own page or something? Is hiring someone for that a thing?
Wikipedia does have a thing where pages are flagged if one of their tranny jannies believes that the subject may be too close to the subject. AFAIK hiring people to write Wikipedia articles on someone else's behalf is shady at best, which is probably why paying someone to write a Wikipedia article on one's behalf is a great way to get scammed.

I know theyd rather have pages of the tradgedy/victims than the murderer/perp so we don't glorify stuff , so maybe he could get included on a page of infamous repeat offender celebrity stalkers?
My understanding is that Russhole is unlikely to meet Wikipedia's notability guidelines.

That being said, I'm not a Wikifag and Wikifags are some of the most autistic people on the entire interwebs, so I've probably got this wrong. I should be grateful that Wikipedia tends to recruit its tranny jannies from the same talent pool that Reddit and Twitter does; I'm really not in the mood for autistic screeching today.
 
He doesn't just not tip, he's been known to balk at paying the agreed-upon fee if he doesn't think the girl "earned it." He then accuses her of being a gold-digger and only it in for the money.
He's lucky he doesn't solicit much where it's illegal, because he'd get sent to a hospital pretty quickly pulling that shit on an illegal hooker with an "agent" that is to say a pimp.
 
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