TeaTime42
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This pic is giving big Buffalo Bill "it puts the lotion on" vibes.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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chantalisfat
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That's exactly what she said too. Someone even called her out in that live, saying something to the effect, "You spent money on his rent AND his mom's surgery? You're so dumb" because someone had dropped the truth bomb that, in all likelihood his mom didn't need surgery. She smirked and said "No you idiot, I never said I paid for the surgery. I paid for his rent because he said he covered the surgery with his youtube money but it left him broke. Listen and take the ....corn out of your ears"
We know Chantal lies, so she either a) didn't pay for it or b) completely paid for it - but Chantal will simply say that he paid for the surgery but she gave him money for rent...so basically she paid for it.
OR she's going to try and be smug and say she didn't pay for it because what actually happened is that she gave Nader 5,000 USD to use on the surgery and rent...so she never paid for it. She just gave him money and he paid for it.
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I used to hang out with a friend of a friend who I hated with a fiery passion who acted exactly like this: he was fat and undesirable in many ways, and his only attempt at being pleasant was this weird, self deprecating humour that also involved gross physical details or other nauseating stuff.The things she says either as a perceived "flex" or a limp dicked attempt at stand-up comedy always astound me.
* Comparing the smell of her own fetid shit to a rotten tooth
* Lives from a literal outhouse
* Loudly crowing two times about catching the clap
* Fucking a homeless bum
* Laughing when a viewer tells her she looks like Ron Jeremy (the truth)
* Lokma binge that strongly resembled scat porn. Laughs like it ain't no thing
* C-diff and shitting/pissing on the side of the road
People keep bringing up a humiliation fetish, but I'm not entirely convinced. I've seen behavior like hers regularly in my line of work (case management) and the greasy, unhygienic, morbidly obese women are ALL like this: EVERYONE TOADALLY WANTS THEM SEXUALLY (OF FUCKS), same behavior, same inability to get or keep a job, etc.
But what you start to notice is... they all chimp out/rage/cry/complain because nobody wants to spend time with them, nobody invites them anywhere, etc. And you try pointing out the behavior and even recommend they attend one or two classes on dressing for success and resume writing/interviewing, and the rage is unleashed again.
They actually think they're TRULY endearing themselves to everyone. No joke. They genuinely, unironically think they're just another Gabriel Iglesias and the whole house is wheezing in laughter WITH THEM, not at them. And when that is not the case, they genuinely believe they're "beating" everyone to the punch by being self-deprecating like Phyllis Diller--except Phyllis Diller and Rodney Dangerfield honed a REAL CRAFT with self-deprecation.
The more I see Dewlap spiralling, the more I genuinely think she's simply deluded herself into thinking she's just a loveable meatball from an old 1970's soft core comedy porn.
And that is sad...
I agree that it’s not an humiliation fetish, imho it’s a mixture of wanting to be endearing and malicious provocation.
It’s common with them and it’s so annoying.
ThatMole
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She is the epitome of the term "useless eater".
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Truly the only time she’s actually happy. Here in her native environment, outside of an Arbys angrily devouring beef n cheddars while rolling her eyes like a lunatic. This is old school Chantal at her finest.
FatappleePinup
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She was super excited about the CREAMY Arby's Mac N Cheese
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Just a reminder. This is how far she drove for fucking Arby's.
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Chantal has called herself a strong independent woman multiple times in this stream.
Strong and independent women don't:
She also said she's thinking of telling the network provider that Nader stole the iPad from her, the iPad she gifted him for Christmas. It really is purely transactional in her mind.
Strong and independent women don't:
- spend the best part of 6 months in a crackhouse having sex on a floor mattress smoking meth
- plan on leaving their pets for a junkie chef at chef cook at the first sign of interest (kek)
- spend on the upswing of $30,000 in 6 months on trying to win love via cocaine, meth, weed, farmboy and adonis groceries, tommy Hilfiger, old navy and gap tracksuits, AC units, TVs, iPads, phones, rent, money for surgery for his oh so sick mother, takeout, vacation trips to Toronto, appliances, cooking apparatus, parts for his stove, Disney faux wedding rings, lush bathing products etc etc
- Stalk said interest and blow up their phone with over 50 calls when they do not reply to your messages
- Kiss smelly egyptian crackhead feet
She also said she's thinking of telling the network provider that Nader stole the iPad from her, the iPad she gifted him for Christmas. It really is purely transactional in her mind.
I believe that's the famous arbys where Nadia tracked her down and gave us that golden awkward moment
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These days it's probably just pressed fentanyl.
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2/23/2022
Stinky Britches
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Her stoopid bEaZeRs are telling her Kiwi Farms doxed Roman and his real name is Alex. Maybe Null can sue them for defamation of our good character. It’s just not right! *smh
DongMiguel
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The beauty about Chantal making money is that she's still poor. She spends it as fast as it comes in. None of it ever goes to savings and at the end of the day, she has little to ever show for it. No home. No fancy car. No expensive wardrobe. No vacations - no nothing.
So, all that money she brings in is irrelevant because she spends it on total shit and has nothing to show for it. She's basically broke by the time the month ends despite likely pulling in at least a couple thousand a month - maybe even more. Her flex about the cash she gets rings hollow for those reasons.
So, all that money she brings in is irrelevant because she spends it on total shit and has nothing to show for it. She's basically broke by the time the month ends despite likely pulling in at least a couple thousand a month - maybe even more. Her flex about the cash she gets rings hollow for those reasons.
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Lucky for Roman the 15 minutes are almost up, then again, i'm sure he never planned to mooch off the gunt's nipple in the first place, right
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REECAP of ARBYS (2022/02/23):
Aka: Where in the world was Chantal Guntrealdo?
15 hours of radio silence has been broken.
We are in the worst wig ever and the car. This is awful. We were promised an Arby's rage stream. She went shopping without us. Why are you showing us things that you bought without us you tawdry twit? She is modelling the extremely cheap wig and asking what everyone thinks, but soon enough changes over to a pink and white stocking cap.
"Ow it's cutting off the circulation in my brain."
Does she look okay!? She's going to talk about Nader but she needs to heat up the KIA first and she needs to scrape off the ice. Oh, never mind, we're just going to drive while talking about chipping away the ice. Nope! Never mind again! She just needs to find the thing that you use to scrape away the ice, that thing, oh there it is! Scritch, scrape, scrape, silence. Angry stabbing noises! After several minutes she's running out of steam. A large piece of ice breaks free and the stabbing noises return. Riveting content.
The connection is terrible. She hasn't disconnected the wifi. Everything is Gunt and stuttering and buffering. Chantal loads long enough to catch: "I think I'm gonna throw up." We reconnect and she's fixing the trash wig and glitching like a fiend.
I am breaking this into sections as logically as I can because this is long. This is a really really long and rage filled stream. RIP.
Aka: Where in the world was Chantal Guntrealdo?
15 hours of radio silence has been broken.
We are in the worst wig ever and the car. This is awful. We were promised an Arby's rage stream. She went shopping without us. Why are you showing us things that you bought without us you tawdry twit? She is modelling the extremely cheap wig and asking what everyone thinks, but soon enough changes over to a pink and white stocking cap.
"Ow it's cutting off the circulation in my brain."
Does she look okay!? She's going to talk about Nader but she needs to heat up the KIA first and she needs to scrape off the ice. Oh, never mind, we're just going to drive while talking about chipping away the ice. Nope! Never mind again! She just needs to find the thing that you use to scrape away the ice, that thing, oh there it is! Scritch, scrape, scrape, silence. Angry stabbing noises! After several minutes she's running out of steam. A large piece of ice breaks free and the stabbing noises return. Riveting content.
The connection is terrible. She hasn't disconnected the wifi. Everything is Gunt and stuttering and buffering. Chantal loads long enough to catch: "I think I'm gonna throw up." We reconnect and she's fixing the trash wig and glitching like a fiend.
I am breaking this into sections as logically as I can because this is long. This is a really really long and rage filled stream. RIP.
Chantal doesn't know what to say. NO SING. She is going to get a coffee, and wait until we see her other wig!
SO ABOUT NADER: I know the best reaction is no reaction to this guy. But this guy NIGHT AFTER NIGHT thinks he's funny like DIANA LYNN (HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA LYNN). Like the only people in your corner are like 85, shut up. And she isn't AGESHAMING it's because they're vulnerable groups of people, seniors! She was making a lot more money than $5k before Nader, he thinks he made her channel!
She was literally at the drive thru while ranting. She wants a Grande Pistachio Latte today with 6 pumps instead of the 4! Of course, Venti Ice Water! $6.38 out of the daily spending limit for card transactions.
The Starbucks girl compliments her nails! YES, BOW TO THE SWAROFISKI!
We are not going on the cruise, she has a lot going on in April! She is supposed to be going to Jamaica, the room is really expensive and with everything with the taxes and everything and she just bought an iMac, it's just not the best time. SHE IS GOING TO DO OTHER THINGS. Uhm. Something else. With Karlee. Another time. She needs to throw out her cups and her wig looks so fake! She needs to adjust it. No need to talk about that pesky cruise. She needs to figure out how the hair goes.
Chantal is making a giant stack of cups and filling an old bag from a previous binge with trash. Got to make more room for this Arby's we were promised.
NO SING!
The cups have been liberated from the filth of the KIA to the comparative cleanliness of a trash bin. Now we can go get junk food. In a wig! Nobody likes this wig. She looks like Lois Lane crossed with pre-weight loss Ricki Lake.
SO ABOUT NADER: HE GOT THE MESSAGE ACROSS HE DOESN'T LIKE HER! YOU HAVE ALL OF HER LINGERE! YOU NEVER SLEPT WITH HER? WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL OF HER STUFF AT YOUR HOUSE? RECENT STUFF!? SHE BOUGHT IT RECENTLY NADER! The fact that you even. Ugh. This asshole thinks he made her money/ I mean what NERVE.
Chantal points out he can't even edit a video. EVERY SINGLE VIDEO ON HIS CHANNEL, every, single, video. SHE EDITED, FILMED, AND UPLOADED. You need a NEWS FLASH. A reality CHECK. That is your ENTIRE PROBLEM Nader. Oh sorry! There might be chunks of ice flying up at the window she didn't clear it all off. Throat clear.
SO ABOUT NADER: It was his idea to make the channel, sure, and that's as far as it went. She probably even suggested it. She always never understood like, she never got it, she used to think like, after their first big fight and she outed him for it ONLINE she thought why don't they just go online together? She wanted to address it. She thought they could do this. SHE THOUGHT THAT HE LOVED HER! She thought he would be okay with redeeming himself to her online! This fucking disgusting asshole. He needed to say he would make it up to her "every day" and she kept bugging him to do that and he said she needed to fix his reputation that she was trashing.
SHE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT. She thought he meant she needed to retract it and say it was a lie. She knows he wanted her to look like a liar. That is why we're here today! Things haven't been okay since he put the camera in her face. He basically FORCED her to apologize. She winked because she wasn't sorry.
You were mortified.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. He's mad that she called the cops? She came to his door PEACEFULLY. He's okay with her at his door when she has bags of groceries for him! That's when he's okay with it! SHE ASKED FOR HER STUFF. He threatened to call the cops first! He contradicts himself constantly.
E tu brute?
SHE IS NEVER MESSAGING HIM AGAIN. She never retracted shit he retracts everything, look at how many Mae Anderson messages he retracted. HYPOCRITE! She is just addressing this and will then continue to pretend he is nothing to her, because he is nothing! And he had the NERVE to say how he respects his mother when he talks about HER MOTHER that way!? He asks disgusting disgusting things about her Mom. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT NADER. YOU ARE GROSS. A piece of ice bounces off the windshield.
"LIKE FOR REAL YOU ARE GOING TO SIT UP HERE AND GIVE ME SHIT WHEN ALL I DID WAS GIVE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO HELP YOU AD YOUR MOM REALLY? THAT IS MY WHOLE PROBLEM GUYS THAT IS MY WHOLE PROBLEM! THAT I EXPECTED GRATITUDE FOR ANYTHING> I will not give you something and rub it in, unless you sit there on your own livestream, on your channel I set up for you....the only thing that is successful about your channel that is your own doing is your idea to set it up."
She HELPED HIM she was his PEN AND PAPER he was the AUTHOR. He is absolutely insane to treat her that way! And she is not going through that alone she NEEDS HER VIB. He has the nerve to make fun of her, degrade her, and she JUST TRANSFERRED HIM MONEY TWO WEEKS AGO!
"AND YOUR CHICKEN WAS RAW THAT'S DISGUSTING." They had some good ties but she faked it most of the times. She's not gonna lie.
NO SING!
The drama doesn't bring him money!? He's saying the drama from her talking about him isn't making him money and that talking about him is making HER money. THE SAME THING GOES BOTH WAYS.
"Do you think anybody wants to see you cook and eat raw chicken?" IS THAT A FLEX NADER?! Don't be a moron. He slept with her SEVERAL times a day for MONTHS and now he's making fun of her body? Now? REALLY? He was clearly attracted to her!
"I wished salmonella on both of you and it looks like I might get my wish sooner than I thought."
Chantal wants PROOF OF LIFE FOR RAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's like, stuffed in a suitcase or something. We're driving and she is trying to keep herself spun up into a tizzy. She's at risk of losing her chimp if someone can't provoke her. ANYWAY she hopes D2 is not his new girlfriend. IMAGINE WHAT A LIFE THAT WOULD BE. 2 WEEKS SOLID STRAIGHT. You sound jelly bb. I mean who would do that!? They're clearly insane. GOING LIVE FOR HOURS. I mean WHO DOES THAT!?
Why the fuck would DumDumDeeDeeDooDooPooPoo want to stay with Nader anyway? We've seen her place in Montreal! I mean seriously! She spent days on end waiting for him to snore so she could leave, staring at that hideous brown lamp. It was torture. She looks incredibly sad and wistful. He never wanted her to do her JOB. Yeah. He's possessive and controlling. He tried to take her away from her VIB! CLASSIC ABUsEr BEhavIOR. Do we not see that he hasn't said sorry or apologized for a single thing!?
He never said sorry once and it isn't like she wants one now. She will never get one. It will never happen. Our Domestically Gunted Chantal Marie Olive Sarault falls silent again. Looking wistful. He just needed to pretend to love her and she would have given him everything. Sorry. She's just in disbelief a little bit. He has serious audacity. Big balls. But not big enough balls to keep his messages with Mae. HE IS GROSS. HE PROBABLY DID HAVE SEX WITH HER. She doesn't want to go there but she's going to intimate the rape allegations made by Pissy Pad Mae. She tries not to think or talk about it. He's not gross for having sex with Mae though if he did. But it's gross.
And seriously why not just pack up all of her shit and get rid of it? HE IS NEVER GOING TO SEE HER SHE IS NOT GOING TO SEE HIM SHE NEVER WANTS TO SEE HIM AGAIN IN HER LIFE. She doesn't CARE what he does. No wait she does, don't use it to annoy and piss her off. You don't want to do that. Maybe you do, maybe he's a masochist. She knows he's a sadist. She just doesn't know what his problem is! UGH. Anyway. Sorry she really DID NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM.
Uh huh.
SO ABOUT NADER: She never did anything to him ever! What kind of a Story Time could this scrub make? She came over with $300 worth of groceries? Big whoop! Making fun of a woman's body is NOT attractive.
"YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE."
This is your obligatory reminder that Chantal never makes fun of people for their appearance.
"Your food is okay. It's good. Sone stuff is better than others. You don't need to tenderize a tenderloin moron and your chicken was raw and you blamed me for your slop turning out bad for your beef stroganoff your way, yeah what the fuck was that shit?!"
SHE CAN GET A LOT MEANER NADER! You don't want to be on the Dark Side of the Gunt. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT HOW YOU TREATED HER THESE PAST TEN MONTHS. She despises you. She ACTUALLY FUCKING HATES YOU. She hates your GUTS. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE AROUND WOMEN AT ALL. She wants to hurt him because of how he hurt her the past ten months and not just that he is DUMB ENOUGH with his little manipulations. He needs help! He needs to be locked up somewhere! He is a danger to society, to women, to his own self!
"THAT SHINER? WHAT DID YOU DO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE YOU DID THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE?"
Uh what!?
Chantal goes dead silent.
SO ABOUT NADER: He has the nerve. HMmmhMmMHmMHmmmuhm... SHE IS SO OVER IT. She's sorry! She is just now starting to see what a bum he is but she didn't see it until just now! Sorry guys! She has proof that she ditched him to go to Windsor and he should have been with her. Tee hee! He is such a liar guys! He is acting like he doesn't want to be with her when if we analyze he has NO JOB! He was making like $2,400 a month doing granite or some shit job like that. He is now making more money. He lies about EVERYTHING! ONLY DIANA LYNN IS DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THIS!
Stop Poor Shaming Chantal.
SO ABOUT NADER: I know the best reaction is no reaction to this guy. But this guy NIGHT AFTER NIGHT thinks he's funny like DIANA LYNN (HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA LYNN). Like the only people in your corner are like 85, shut up. And she isn't AGESHAMING it's because they're vulnerable groups of people, seniors! She was making a lot more money than $5k before Nader, he thinks he made her channel!
She was literally at the drive thru while ranting. She wants a Grande Pistachio Latte today with 6 pumps instead of the 4! Of course, Venti Ice Water! $6.38 out of the daily spending limit for card transactions.
The Starbucks girl compliments her nails! YES, BOW TO THE SWAROFISKI!
We are not going on the cruise, she has a lot going on in April! She is supposed to be going to Jamaica, the room is really expensive and with everything with the taxes and everything and she just bought an iMac, it's just not the best time. SHE IS GOING TO DO OTHER THINGS. Uhm. Something else. With Karlee. Another time. She needs to throw out her cups and her wig looks so fake! She needs to adjust it. No need to talk about that pesky cruise. She needs to figure out how the hair goes.
Chantal is making a giant stack of cups and filling an old bag from a previous binge with trash. Got to make more room for this Arby's we were promised.
NO SING!
The cups have been liberated from the filth of the KIA to the comparative cleanliness of a trash bin. Now we can go get junk food. In a wig! Nobody likes this wig. She looks like Lois Lane crossed with pre-weight loss Ricki Lake.
SO ABOUT NADER: HE GOT THE MESSAGE ACROSS HE DOESN'T LIKE HER! YOU HAVE ALL OF HER LINGERE! YOU NEVER SLEPT WITH HER? WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL OF HER STUFF AT YOUR HOUSE? RECENT STUFF!? SHE BOUGHT IT RECENTLY NADER! The fact that you even. Ugh. This asshole thinks he made her money/ I mean what NERVE.
Chantal points out he can't even edit a video. EVERY SINGLE VIDEO ON HIS CHANNEL, every, single, video. SHE EDITED, FILMED, AND UPLOADED. You need a NEWS FLASH. A reality CHECK. That is your ENTIRE PROBLEM Nader. Oh sorry! There might be chunks of ice flying up at the window she didn't clear it all off. Throat clear.
SO ABOUT NADER: It was his idea to make the channel, sure, and that's as far as it went. She probably even suggested it. She always never understood like, she never got it, she used to think like, after their first big fight and she outed him for it ONLINE she thought why don't they just go online together? She wanted to address it. She thought they could do this. SHE THOUGHT THAT HE LOVED HER! She thought he would be okay with redeeming himself to her online! This fucking disgusting asshole. He needed to say he would make it up to her "every day" and she kept bugging him to do that and he said she needed to fix his reputation that she was trashing.
SHE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT. She thought he meant she needed to retract it and say it was a lie. She knows he wanted her to look like a liar. That is why we're here today! Things haven't been okay since he put the camera in her face. He basically FORCED her to apologize. She winked because she wasn't sorry.
You were mortified.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. He's mad that she called the cops? She came to his door PEACEFULLY. He's okay with her at his door when she has bags of groceries for him! That's when he's okay with it! SHE ASKED FOR HER STUFF. He threatened to call the cops first! He contradicts himself constantly.
E tu brute?
SHE IS NEVER MESSAGING HIM AGAIN. She never retracted shit he retracts everything, look at how many Mae Anderson messages he retracted. HYPOCRITE! She is just addressing this and will then continue to pretend he is nothing to her, because he is nothing! And he had the NERVE to say how he respects his mother when he talks about HER MOTHER that way!? He asks disgusting disgusting things about her Mom. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT NADER. YOU ARE GROSS. A piece of ice bounces off the windshield.
"LIKE FOR REAL YOU ARE GOING TO SIT UP HERE AND GIVE ME SHIT WHEN ALL I DID WAS GIVE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO HELP YOU AD YOUR MOM REALLY? THAT IS MY WHOLE PROBLEM GUYS THAT IS MY WHOLE PROBLEM! THAT I EXPECTED GRATITUDE FOR ANYTHING> I will not give you something and rub it in, unless you sit there on your own livestream, on your channel I set up for you....the only thing that is successful about your channel that is your own doing is your idea to set it up."
She HELPED HIM she was his PEN AND PAPER he was the AUTHOR. He is absolutely insane to treat her that way! And she is not going through that alone she NEEDS HER VIB. He has the nerve to make fun of her, degrade her, and she JUST TRANSFERRED HIM MONEY TWO WEEKS AGO!
"AND YOUR CHICKEN WAS RAW THAT'S DISGUSTING." They had some good ties but she faked it most of the times. She's not gonna lie.
NO SING!
The drama doesn't bring him money!? He's saying the drama from her talking about him isn't making him money and that talking about him is making HER money. THE SAME THING GOES BOTH WAYS.
"Do you think anybody wants to see you cook and eat raw chicken?" IS THAT A FLEX NADER?! Don't be a moron. He slept with her SEVERAL times a day for MONTHS and now he's making fun of her body? Now? REALLY? He was clearly attracted to her!
"I wished salmonella on both of you and it looks like I might get my wish sooner than I thought."
Chantal wants PROOF OF LIFE FOR RAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's like, stuffed in a suitcase or something. We're driving and she is trying to keep herself spun up into a tizzy. She's at risk of losing her chimp if someone can't provoke her. ANYWAY she hopes D2 is not his new girlfriend. IMAGINE WHAT A LIFE THAT WOULD BE. 2 WEEKS SOLID STRAIGHT. You sound jelly bb. I mean who would do that!? They're clearly insane. GOING LIVE FOR HOURS. I mean WHO DOES THAT!?
Why the fuck would DumDumDeeDeeDooDooPooPoo want to stay with Nader anyway? We've seen her place in Montreal! I mean seriously! She spent days on end waiting for him to snore so she could leave, staring at that hideous brown lamp. It was torture. She looks incredibly sad and wistful. He never wanted her to do her JOB. Yeah. He's possessive and controlling. He tried to take her away from her VIB! CLASSIC ABUsEr BEhavIOR. Do we not see that he hasn't said sorry or apologized for a single thing!?
He never said sorry once and it isn't like she wants one now. She will never get one. It will never happen. Our Domestically Gunted Chantal Marie Olive Sarault falls silent again. Looking wistful. He just needed to pretend to love her and she would have given him everything. Sorry. She's just in disbelief a little bit. He has serious audacity. Big balls. But not big enough balls to keep his messages with Mae. HE IS GROSS. HE PROBABLY DID HAVE SEX WITH HER. She doesn't want to go there but she's going to intimate the rape allegations made by Pissy Pad Mae. She tries not to think or talk about it. He's not gross for having sex with Mae though if he did. But it's gross.
And seriously why not just pack up all of her shit and get rid of it? HE IS NEVER GOING TO SEE HER SHE IS NOT GOING TO SEE HIM SHE NEVER WANTS TO SEE HIM AGAIN IN HER LIFE. She doesn't CARE what he does. No wait she does, don't use it to annoy and piss her off. You don't want to do that. Maybe you do, maybe he's a masochist. She knows he's a sadist. She just doesn't know what his problem is! UGH. Anyway. Sorry she really DID NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM.
Uh huh.
SO ABOUT NADER: She never did anything to him ever! What kind of a Story Time could this scrub make? She came over with $300 worth of groceries? Big whoop! Making fun of a woman's body is NOT attractive.
"YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE."
This is your obligatory reminder that Chantal never makes fun of people for their appearance.
"Your food is okay. It's good. Sone stuff is better than others. You don't need to tenderize a tenderloin moron and your chicken was raw and you blamed me for your slop turning out bad for your beef stroganoff your way, yeah what the fuck was that shit?!"
SHE CAN GET A LOT MEANER NADER! You don't want to be on the Dark Side of the Gunt. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT HOW YOU TREATED HER THESE PAST TEN MONTHS. She despises you. She ACTUALLY FUCKING HATES YOU. She hates your GUTS. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE AROUND WOMEN AT ALL. She wants to hurt him because of how he hurt her the past ten months and not just that he is DUMB ENOUGH with his little manipulations. He needs help! He needs to be locked up somewhere! He is a danger to society, to women, to his own self!
"THAT SHINER? WHAT DID YOU DO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE YOU DID THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE?"
Uh what!?
Chantal goes dead silent.
SO ABOUT NADER: He has the nerve. HMmmhMmMHmMHmmmuhm... SHE IS SO OVER IT. She's sorry! She is just now starting to see what a bum he is but she didn't see it until just now! Sorry guys! She has proof that she ditched him to go to Windsor and he should have been with her. Tee hee! He is such a liar guys! He is acting like he doesn't want to be with her when if we analyze he has NO JOB! He was making like $2,400 a month doing granite or some shit job like that. He is now making more money. He lies about EVERYTHING! ONLY DIANA LYNN IS DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THIS!
Stop Poor Shaming Chantal.
Oh thank goodness we've made it to the drive through. We've made it to Arby's. Chantal is going to have: Medium beef and cheddar meal with mozzarella sticks instead of fries. She wants the regular size. She also needs a mac and cheese. For the drink she will wash this down with a large lemonade with extra ice. That's $21.10 off her daily spending limit. We are making sure that there is Arby's sauce and ranch. Nobody likes dry Arby's. She's sorry about that little outburst on the drive.
SO ABOUT NADER: She hated that place. It sucked. She couldn't handle staying there. The wig that was just put on to impress the Arby's girl has been snatched. We're back to the head cap stocking thing. She doesn't know shit about this mechanical engineer shit he way saying. The mac and cheese is eliciting sex noises. It's creammyyy. This place has the BEST cheese sticks. Way better than those shit poorly friend mozzarella sticks from First Breakfast at BK yesterday.
Everything is wet and all I can hear is chewing. Is this what it feels to be digested by the Sarlacc? We are double fisting Arby's. The rage has been momentarily quieted by the need to eat everything so fast that no one will ever wonder why she might have a tummywummy ache. She is mixing the water and lemonade for some unholy reason.
SO ABOUT NADER: She fantasizes him in bed with his orange fingers and D2 waiting on him hand and foot, "yes Nader" she will say demurely as he talks to 800 members of his harem. A VIB reminds her she isn't over him if she is constantly talking about him. THIS IS HIS FAULT HE PROVOKED HER. DEEDEE STILL WEARS HER SLIPPERS. Ugh! Chompchompmumblechew. His fingers look like he has been eating 12 bags of Cheetos! One time she even scrubbed his fingers while doing the dishes!
X.
She never SMOKED cigarettes with him! Except that one Live where they chain-smoked on stream amiright?
This devolves into her mocking D2. For drinking juice. She never drank that juice. BY THE WAY THIS ISN'T JUICE THAT HE DRINKS IT IS BLENDED AND AS SUCH IT IS A SMOOTHIE. YEAH. YEAH! GET IT RIGHT CHEF AT CHEF COOK! It's clear DooDee hasn't know him 10 years when she asks the kind of questions she does and WHO SPENDS TWO WEEKS WITH JUST FRIENDS!? You think you have the last laugh you cheating piece of crap disgusting jerk asshole? She will have the last laugh!
HE SAYS SHE IS SICK AND UNSTABLE? Really? So he took advantage of a sick unstable person this whole time? Yes ma'am. They're just friends but D2 is going to be there? He will get salmonella over admitting he is wrong. What a SAD PERSON. So sad! Many such cases. Nader is friends with whoever is nice to him. Diana Lynn is nice to him for what a whole month? So he dedicates a STREAM TO HER? He isn't used to people liking him because they see his true colors and they hate him.
The night that guy was over (you mean the one where we thought it was a drug deal but you claimed it was a friend?). We just got slammed on hold. Uh. GUNT DOWN?
"HiiIii guys."
He could have done a single nice thing for her after EVERYTHING she has done for him. He's a narcissist. She cannot expect that someone like him exists. She is going home. SHE WANTS COMPENSATION FOR ALL THE FREE HOURS SHE SPENT IN HIS DINGY APARTMENT. How does DeeDee work from his disgusting apartment? Fuck she needed a break from his disgusting place! AND THE CIGARETTE SMOKE! He has NO RESPECT! Smoking right beside her when she has ASTHMA. He does it JUST TO HARM HER. Nader is a SADIST. He is DISGUSTING!
So about BBJ going to the vet and you smoking in the Villa.....
And what deal? He thinks his sex is worth 2k a month? She has to go home and use her "thing" after. She isn't giving him $2000 if she has to finish herself off. $2,00 a month for what? GUNTHORREA!? DO YOU KNOW WHY SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD FUPALOOPREA D2? HE GAVE IT TO HER BEFORE BUT DO NOT WORRY YOU WILL GET IT TOO! He will CHEAT ON YOU TOO. She had sex with him like 9 TIMES A DAY. NADER IS DISGUSTING. DO YOUR WORST!
She will put him right back in jail! He is so lucky she didn't report every single thing he did to her. he should KISS HER ASS he is still a free person. Thank her. Just thank her. Pwease Naddy Daddy?
The third time she went over when that loser guy was there that threw $50 or maybe $5 for her to show her tits Nader and that guy were fighting because Nader fights with everybody. EVERY PERSON IN HIS LIFE. Everyone hates him! Everyone who meets him! He is the problem! All of his exes: Samantha we don't know what's with her but Chinny is going to FIND OUT. Delphine isn't alive but HE DID STAB HER. He is so full of shit that his exes wouldn't talk to her, his exes probably have RESTRAINING ORDERS. I thought they reached out to you Chantal? He lied about EVERYTHING. He probably lied to DeeDee too to get her to stay over there, some DAMN MANIPULATIVE THINGS! I mean why else would she stay there that long? He can't be alone and that's the only reason DumDumDooDee is there wearing her slippers! The only reason.
Silence has fallen. He got paid and she isn't there.
EVERYTHING HE IS GOING TO TELL US TONIGHT IS A LIE. A lie a lie a NO SING! She wants to go somewhere haunted. Big yawn. She's just driving along taking us all home. She doesn't think it was worth it - the Arby's that is - the mac and cheese was okay. It was better than Popeye's mac and cheese. The cheese sticks were good too but salty. The beef and cheddar? Ugh! She wasn't feeling it today. Ma'am you were about to cum into your folds and now the food is just okay?
She needs THERAPY BECAUSE OF NADER. Delphine probably had a heart attack because of Nader. All the shit he put her through! He had her believing HE was the victim. But I mean she still doesn't know, it's a little sus, a little, well a LOT. I mean after how he has treated her it's hard to know. Maybe Delphine deserved to die, maybe not. Either way Nader needs to get a life. He just hates the Lady Cuntal because she vented about all the things he did to her! HE NEVER EVEN TOOK OWNERSHIP OF WHAT HE DID HE DOES NOT EVEN CARE THAT HE HURT HER. HE DID NOT EVEN SAY SORRY! How does he live with himself?!
Chantal is talking about narcissists and how they are totally like Nader and not herself. She is the one who liked Prison Break so when he said he likes the show that means he is mirroring her personality. It couldn't be that she showed him something he likes, this is clearly nefarious and a sign of his being a Real True Narcissist (tm). He won't maintain his crappy cooking channel without her. He doesn't know how Youtube works! If he hadn't known her his videos would have like 12 views right now, if that, 5, maybe 10! But he gets 10k views a video because of HER. HE HAS THE NERVE TO GIVE HER SHIT ON THE PLATFORM SHE SHOWED HIM HOW TO SET UP.
Yesssss Queen.
Dingdingringading. Call declined.
"I claimed you! I claimed you and you're a fucking SCRUB."
"You never paid for ONE POMEGRANATE the entire time we were together. You're a BUM."
And that is all she has to say about him and he is dead to her! Stop putting her clothes on display and making fun of her. SHE IS BETTER THAN HIM SHE IS NOT LYING. SHE DOES NOT DO THINGS TO HURT PEOPLE. SO YES SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU NADER.
This is your obligatory reminder that Chantal does not think anyone is better than anyone else.
Incoming Retcon: She wasn't that keen on Dom at the start. X. He needs to get a life he is gross! Ugh! UGH! He looks stupid touching her underwear with gloves, he is privileged to come near her underwear that is only nasty because of his nasty GREEN dick. It's HIS FAULT. She isn't the one with a PORCH HO. Fucking bitch had CONDOMS. Manwhore disgusting piece of shit!
"Go get Salmonella Your Way and shut up!"
D2 is his ex because she is also an Aries and all of Nader's exes are Aries. He needs strong independent women and that's what Aries are! He likes to use strong independent women! That also makes sense why he isn't with them anymore too cause Aries like her DO NOT put up with people's shit. She is astounded D2 will put up with his shit, it's surprising she is an Aries! She isn't born under the right moon then! Ma'am that isn't how astrology works....
Chantal made him quit his job, he thinks he's clever but he looks like a dumbass liar. She believed him for so long! Deep down though she probably knew his bullshit. Then she convinced herself to believe him so she could be with him. It's an Aries Strong Independent Boss Bitch thing. Non-Aries wouldn't understand. He didn't JUST give her gonorrhea. Then he had the nerve when she needed therapy. he THREW A SCREAMING TANTRUM, abusive! In her car! On the way to the pharmacy!
We know this story, we watched you go live in the parking lot.
HE IS A JEALOUS PIECE OF CRAP. He was calm and happy so he KNEW he gave it to her. He gave her an STDEEDEE on PURPOSE. He got the STD ON PURPOSE TO GIVE IT TO OUR GYNAGUNT! While they were going to pay for his medication he screamed at her for wanting therapy. She's like orly!? He's going to scream at her because she wants totally real and honest THERAPY? The nerve! X.
So many howror stories. After all that of course she went online to vent about it. He DESERVED IT. That's the LEAST of what he deserves! He must have known he had something he was scratching his cock all night and got mad she asked about it. Never mind she is going to SAVE that Story Time. Saving it for OF Guest Night Open Chat Once Weekly Unnamed Sex Podcast?
The entire Montreal thing to get D2 to go in his chat and see if she is going to pick him up in Montreal!? He talked shit about her the whole time he was there! Yeah that's what she thought! Disgusting scrub piece of shit. Tee hee. DO NOT EVER TALK ABOUT HER AGAIN. You know what...do whatever you want since she can play this game too. Maybe she SHOULD tell her stories and make money off him so she can recoup her losses. She only made him a channel so he could have his own money. He thanks supporters from the iPad she is still paying for. Maybe she can say it was stolen by her abusive ex and get money for it, and that isn't a LIE he literally has all of her stuff and won't give it back. HE CAN BUY HIS OWN NINJA BLENDER TO MAKE SMOOTHIES THEY ARE NOT JUICE NADER THEY ARE SMOOTHIES. THE CUTTING BOARD WAS BOUGHT BY HER.
Bump!
Okay guys she is sorry she is over it now, she is done. She was just really pissed off but we all understand right? She is just going to ignore it now. She didn't even talk about him yesterday. Ma'am there's this thread I'd like to link you... Blessed silence fills the KIA. We are just driving now. She is going to Dispensary Beeze. Raging is thirsty work and she has polished off the watered down lemonade. There's nothing to be said. What can be said?
"EVEN MY CATS DON'T LIKE YOU"
The curtain of silence falls until she remembers she needs to buy clothes that aren't being turned into Scaregunts over at the Trap. Probably Torrid. She's just going to the dispensary and then we are going to go home and beeze. She loves her new computer. It's really great and she is glad she got it! She might get an iPhone 13 to have two phones when she travels. She doesn't like iPhone as much but...DING! She needs gas!
SO ABOUT NADER: She hated that place. It sucked. She couldn't handle staying there. The wig that was just put on to impress the Arby's girl has been snatched. We're back to the head cap stocking thing. She doesn't know shit about this mechanical engineer shit he way saying. The mac and cheese is eliciting sex noises. It's creammyyy. This place has the BEST cheese sticks. Way better than those shit poorly friend mozzarella sticks from First Breakfast at BK yesterday.
Everything is wet and all I can hear is chewing. Is this what it feels to be digested by the Sarlacc? We are double fisting Arby's. The rage has been momentarily quieted by the need to eat everything so fast that no one will ever wonder why she might have a tummywummy ache. She is mixing the water and lemonade for some unholy reason.
SO ABOUT NADER: She fantasizes him in bed with his orange fingers and D2 waiting on him hand and foot, "yes Nader" she will say demurely as he talks to 800 members of his harem. A VIB reminds her she isn't over him if she is constantly talking about him. THIS IS HIS FAULT HE PROVOKED HER. DEEDEE STILL WEARS HER SLIPPERS. Ugh! Chompchompmumblechew. His fingers look like he has been eating 12 bags of Cheetos! One time she even scrubbed his fingers while doing the dishes!
X.
She never SMOKED cigarettes with him! Except that one Live where they chain-smoked on stream amiright?
This devolves into her mocking D2. For drinking juice. She never drank that juice. BY THE WAY THIS ISN'T JUICE THAT HE DRINKS IT IS BLENDED AND AS SUCH IT IS A SMOOTHIE. YEAH. YEAH! GET IT RIGHT CHEF AT CHEF COOK! It's clear DooDee hasn't know him 10 years when she asks the kind of questions she does and WHO SPENDS TWO WEEKS WITH JUST FRIENDS!? You think you have the last laugh you cheating piece of crap disgusting jerk asshole? She will have the last laugh!
HE SAYS SHE IS SICK AND UNSTABLE? Really? So he took advantage of a sick unstable person this whole time? Yes ma'am. They're just friends but D2 is going to be there? He will get salmonella over admitting he is wrong. What a SAD PERSON. So sad! Many such cases. Nader is friends with whoever is nice to him. Diana Lynn is nice to him for what a whole month? So he dedicates a STREAM TO HER? He isn't used to people liking him because they see his true colors and they hate him.
The night that guy was over (you mean the one where we thought it was a drug deal but you claimed it was a friend?). We just got slammed on hold. Uh. GUNT DOWN?
"HiiIii guys."
He could have done a single nice thing for her after EVERYTHING she has done for him. He's a narcissist. She cannot expect that someone like him exists. She is going home. SHE WANTS COMPENSATION FOR ALL THE FREE HOURS SHE SPENT IN HIS DINGY APARTMENT. How does DeeDee work from his disgusting apartment? Fuck she needed a break from his disgusting place! AND THE CIGARETTE SMOKE! He has NO RESPECT! Smoking right beside her when she has ASTHMA. He does it JUST TO HARM HER. Nader is a SADIST. He is DISGUSTING!
So about BBJ going to the vet and you smoking in the Villa.....
And what deal? He thinks his sex is worth 2k a month? She has to go home and use her "thing" after. She isn't giving him $2000 if she has to finish herself off. $2,00 a month for what? GUNTHORREA!? DO YOU KNOW WHY SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD FUPALOOPREA D2? HE GAVE IT TO HER BEFORE BUT DO NOT WORRY YOU WILL GET IT TOO! He will CHEAT ON YOU TOO. She had sex with him like 9 TIMES A DAY. NADER IS DISGUSTING. DO YOUR WORST!
She will put him right back in jail! He is so lucky she didn't report every single thing he did to her. he should KISS HER ASS he is still a free person. Thank her. Just thank her. Pwease Naddy Daddy?
The third time she went over when that loser guy was there that threw $50 or maybe $5 for her to show her tits Nader and that guy were fighting because Nader fights with everybody. EVERY PERSON IN HIS LIFE. Everyone hates him! Everyone who meets him! He is the problem! All of his exes: Samantha we don't know what's with her but Chinny is going to FIND OUT. Delphine isn't alive but HE DID STAB HER. He is so full of shit that his exes wouldn't talk to her, his exes probably have RESTRAINING ORDERS. I thought they reached out to you Chantal? He lied about EVERYTHING. He probably lied to DeeDee too to get her to stay over there, some DAMN MANIPULATIVE THINGS! I mean why else would she stay there that long? He can't be alone and that's the only reason DumDumDooDee is there wearing her slippers! The only reason.
Silence has fallen. He got paid and she isn't there.
EVERYTHING HE IS GOING TO TELL US TONIGHT IS A LIE. A lie a lie a NO SING! She wants to go somewhere haunted. Big yawn. She's just driving along taking us all home. She doesn't think it was worth it - the Arby's that is - the mac and cheese was okay. It was better than Popeye's mac and cheese. The cheese sticks were good too but salty. The beef and cheddar? Ugh! She wasn't feeling it today. Ma'am you were about to cum into your folds and now the food is just okay?
She needs THERAPY BECAUSE OF NADER. Delphine probably had a heart attack because of Nader. All the shit he put her through! He had her believing HE was the victim. But I mean she still doesn't know, it's a little sus, a little, well a LOT. I mean after how he has treated her it's hard to know. Maybe Delphine deserved to die, maybe not. Either way Nader needs to get a life. He just hates the Lady Cuntal because she vented about all the things he did to her! HE NEVER EVEN TOOK OWNERSHIP OF WHAT HE DID HE DOES NOT EVEN CARE THAT HE HURT HER. HE DID NOT EVEN SAY SORRY! How does he live with himself?!
Chantal is talking about narcissists and how they are totally like Nader and not herself. She is the one who liked Prison Break so when he said he likes the show that means he is mirroring her personality. It couldn't be that she showed him something he likes, this is clearly nefarious and a sign of his being a Real True Narcissist (tm). He won't maintain his crappy cooking channel without her. He doesn't know how Youtube works! If he hadn't known her his videos would have like 12 views right now, if that, 5, maybe 10! But he gets 10k views a video because of HER. HE HAS THE NERVE TO GIVE HER SHIT ON THE PLATFORM SHE SHOWED HIM HOW TO SET UP.
Yesssss Queen.
Dingdingringading. Call declined.
"I claimed you! I claimed you and you're a fucking SCRUB."
"You never paid for ONE POMEGRANATE the entire time we were together. You're a BUM."
And that is all she has to say about him and he is dead to her! Stop putting her clothes on display and making fun of her. SHE IS BETTER THAN HIM SHE IS NOT LYING. SHE DOES NOT DO THINGS TO HURT PEOPLE. SO YES SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU NADER.
This is your obligatory reminder that Chantal does not think anyone is better than anyone else.
Incoming Retcon: She wasn't that keen on Dom at the start. X. He needs to get a life he is gross! Ugh! UGH! He looks stupid touching her underwear with gloves, he is privileged to come near her underwear that is only nasty because of his nasty GREEN dick. It's HIS FAULT. She isn't the one with a PORCH HO. Fucking bitch had CONDOMS. Manwhore disgusting piece of shit!
"Go get Salmonella Your Way and shut up!"
D2 is his ex because she is also an Aries and all of Nader's exes are Aries. He needs strong independent women and that's what Aries are! He likes to use strong independent women! That also makes sense why he isn't with them anymore too cause Aries like her DO NOT put up with people's shit. She is astounded D2 will put up with his shit, it's surprising she is an Aries! She isn't born under the right moon then! Ma'am that isn't how astrology works....
Chantal made him quit his job, he thinks he's clever but he looks like a dumbass liar. She believed him for so long! Deep down though she probably knew his bullshit. Then she convinced herself to believe him so she could be with him. It's an Aries Strong Independent Boss Bitch thing. Non-Aries wouldn't understand. He didn't JUST give her gonorrhea. Then he had the nerve when she needed therapy. he THREW A SCREAMING TANTRUM, abusive! In her car! On the way to the pharmacy!
We know this story, we watched you go live in the parking lot.
HE IS A JEALOUS PIECE OF CRAP. He was calm and happy so he KNEW he gave it to her. He gave her an STDEEDEE on PURPOSE. He got the STD ON PURPOSE TO GIVE IT TO OUR GYNAGUNT! While they were going to pay for his medication he screamed at her for wanting therapy. She's like orly!? He's going to scream at her because she wants totally real and honest THERAPY? The nerve! X.
So many howror stories. After all that of course she went online to vent about it. He DESERVED IT. That's the LEAST of what he deserves! He must have known he had something he was scratching his cock all night and got mad she asked about it. Never mind she is going to SAVE that Story Time. Saving it for OF Guest Night Open Chat Once Weekly Unnamed Sex Podcast?
The entire Montreal thing to get D2 to go in his chat and see if she is going to pick him up in Montreal!? He talked shit about her the whole time he was there! Yeah that's what she thought! Disgusting scrub piece of shit. Tee hee. DO NOT EVER TALK ABOUT HER AGAIN. You know what...do whatever you want since she can play this game too. Maybe she SHOULD tell her stories and make money off him so she can recoup her losses. She only made him a channel so he could have his own money. He thanks supporters from the iPad she is still paying for. Maybe she can say it was stolen by her abusive ex and get money for it, and that isn't a LIE he literally has all of her stuff and won't give it back. HE CAN BUY HIS OWN NINJA BLENDER TO MAKE SMOOTHIES THEY ARE NOT JUICE NADER THEY ARE SMOOTHIES. THE CUTTING BOARD WAS BOUGHT BY HER.
Bump!
Okay guys she is sorry she is over it now, she is done. She was just really pissed off but we all understand right? She is just going to ignore it now. She didn't even talk about him yesterday. Ma'am there's this thread I'd like to link you... Blessed silence fills the KIA. We are just driving now. She is going to Dispensary Beeze. Raging is thirsty work and she has polished off the watered down lemonade. There's nothing to be said. What can be said?
"EVEN MY CATS DON'T LIKE YOU"
The curtain of silence falls until she remembers she needs to buy clothes that aren't being turned into Scaregunts over at the Trap. Probably Torrid. She's just going to the dispensary and then we are going to go home and beeze. She loves her new computer. It's really great and she is glad she got it! She might get an iPhone 13 to have two phones when she travels. She doesn't like iPhone as much but...DING! She needs gas!
We made it to the dispensary and are put on hold.
Who called earlier Chantal? Was it maybe...Nader!?
She's back and claiming she checked in at the dispensary ONLY and is waiting for her turn. She needs to go potty! There's no kitchen for poo-poo. Maybe the Thai restaurant will let her take a Tooth Decay Shit (tm). And we're back on hold. She just went and shit in the Thai place. RIP Thai Place. She also left the car unlocked.
Low fuel? She forgot we need gas. She has an eye doctors appointment...at some point...not sure when as she forgot. Burplehurp! She is just going to pick up her order of pre-rolls. That's okay she can get them real quick. Door is left unlocked. Again.
SO ABOUT NADER: YOU WATCH HER ON YOUR BIG SCREEN TELEVISION LIKE AN OBSESSED LOSER. She did a wrong turn somewhere and has gotten lost with low gas because she is angry. Chantal is actually lost and has to pull over so she can load her GPS. The GPS is telling her where to go. She needs to make a left on St. George Street. She is continuing on St. George for 1km. She does not know where she is going and just wants to get home.
BBJ is this Saturday and her eyes are March 7th. No she will not miss the vet appointment. (
) She is thirsty and could go for a pink drink. That Grande 6 pump Pistachio Latte didn't cut it. She is thinking of going on Stream Yards when she gets home. She is not getting gas it's too cold for that nonsense! People are crazy getting gas in this weather! We've made it to the Villa and Peetz is sleeping. How strange. Surely not major depression from not having an iMac on which to stream Mass Effect.
She's going to go inside, and then she's going to go live from the computer. Ha fuck you VIB.
Nader has just scheduled a live. The VIB are bitching she doesn't look into the camera and it is weird. She gonna snipe stream that fool! Ha ha just kidding nobody wants to watch him or DooDoo! That's his problem he thinks people want to watch him. They don't.
HiIiIIiI Annnnnieeee!
She'll us shortly! BYE!
Who called earlier Chantal? Was it maybe...Nader!?
She's back and claiming she checked in at the dispensary ONLY and is waiting for her turn. She needs to go potty! There's no kitchen for poo-poo. Maybe the Thai restaurant will let her take a Tooth Decay Shit (tm). And we're back on hold. She just went and shit in the Thai place. RIP Thai Place. She also left the car unlocked.
Low fuel? She forgot we need gas. She has an eye doctors appointment...at some point...not sure when as she forgot. Burplehurp! She is just going to pick up her order of pre-rolls. That's okay she can get them real quick. Door is left unlocked. Again.
SO ABOUT NADER: YOU WATCH HER ON YOUR BIG SCREEN TELEVISION LIKE AN OBSESSED LOSER. She did a wrong turn somewhere and has gotten lost with low gas because she is angry. Chantal is actually lost and has to pull over so she can load her GPS. The GPS is telling her where to go. She needs to make a left on St. George Street. She is continuing on St. George for 1km. She does not know where she is going and just wants to get home.
BBJ is this Saturday and her eyes are March 7th. No she will not miss the vet appointment. (
) She is thirsty and could go for a pink drink. That Grande 6 pump Pistachio Latte didn't cut it. She is thinking of going on Stream Yards when she gets home. She is not getting gas it's too cold for that nonsense! People are crazy getting gas in this weather! We've made it to the Villa and Peetz is sleeping. How strange. Surely not major depression from not having an iMac on which to stream Mass Effect.She's going to go inside, and then she's going to go live from the computer. Ha fuck you VIB.
Nader has just scheduled a live. The VIB are bitching she doesn't look into the camera and it is weird. She gonna snipe stream that fool! Ha ha just kidding nobody wants to watch him or DooDoo! That's his problem he thinks people want to watch him. They don't.
HiIiIIiI Annnnnieeee!
She'll us shortly! BYE!
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What I don’t get is how no one (unless I missed it) questions the “surgery” his mom had, or even the mere fact of her existence.
Seems like the “my poor mom in a far-away country needs some random nebulous ‘operation‘ to save her life” thing seems like one of the older grifts on the planet.
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Couldn't quote Tangerine Dreams but:
"Ow it's cutting off the circulation in my brain."
And that matters why?
"Ow it's cutting off the circulation in my brain."
And that matters why?
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In case anyone is curious about the current state of her bald pate.
