Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Someone on OnA made this:
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Looks like that fat guy Otho from Beetlejuice. 1645664057883.png
 
On the contrary, he's a closet case. I'm pretty sure Rick thinks about sucking dick and getting fucked up the ass as a straight man quite a lot and assumes other straight dudes do too.
He would be considered a repulsive troll by any CHIIIIIILD he's attracted to. Twinks are not interested in trolls, that is to say, repulsively obese middle aged men who vastly overestimate their desirability.
Looks like that fat guy Otho from Beetlejuice.
What's funny is he doesn't just look like Glenn Shadix, he SOUNDS like him, too. And if Glenn was typecast as anything, and was actually something of the sort in reality, it was as a flamboyant homosexual.

Anyway if you had a kill one, bring one back, I'd say kill Fat Rick, bring back Glenn Shadix.
 
The uncovered bike looks like a GS500e. I had one years ago. Slow as shit but not a bad bike per sa. Old as hell too. Oh and a 500CC twin. Never sounded good
Eta: pretty the mustang is a V6. GT V8 normally have a rear spoiler. Can be removed but still. And the stick on vent window covers. Cringe.
If you can get his license plate I can find the VIN
 
archived those homosexual tweets for posterity
"You think only gays suck dick? Oh son. Get out more."
"little butt plug, ass play is not limited to homosexuals. It's enjoyed by all orientations."


On a different note, I pinned down Annabelle's birthday, it's on the 25th of January (knew it was late January but not exact). From this Tweet about how much "daughters matter", that's rich coming from Fat (archived)
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It occurred me to look what kind of drunken heartfelt messages he has left over the years on such a momentous date and found this vaguepost in which he justifies him ditching the "toxic family enviroment", this is on Annabelle's 4th birthday: (archived)
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note: both on my screenshots and the archive.org captures the timezone is ahead of Milwaukee so shows up as on the 26th but you have to substract a few hours

A little birthday present for his "girl" on the same day (archived)
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his recent pity party rant in which he admitted he owes Quasi the money was on the afternoon of the 24th but the metldown was pretty intense on the 25th as well.
 
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In that case he should write a big gay space opera full of space people doing futuristic butt stuff.
There is a market for that. Gays and women who like reading smut go for that kind of thing as fun diversions. But he’s probably as bad at writing porn as he is at writing everything else. Horny readers deserve better.
 
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Lol. Piggy is no Chuck Tingle but it would be hilarious for him to try. He'd probably do better with smut than he will with this Christmas Carol rip-off crap he's currently typing.

Re: Pegging the Pig --Piggy has been on blood pressure medication for a long time. That stuff interferes with one's ability to get an erection. Piggy defends the prostate massage because that is the only form of release he has. Drinky probably refused to use a finger despite Piggy's whining and tears and finally relented to use a strap-on to peg him. The best his chode can do is the quarter-chubby, which isn't even enough for some oral or hand work. Maybe someone can send Drinky some finger cots ( look it up) so she can give Piggy the prostate exam of his dreams.
 
If you can get his license plate I can find the VIN
How many fucking times do I have to post this? His license plate is DHG 562 and his VIN is 1ZVHT82HX85185195 and his engine has 8 fucking cylinders if we're still on that gay shit that I inadvertently started because the lack of the rear spoiler confused me.
 
More fresh artwork. For those who might've missed it, Pat fought with his toilet on twitter earlier today.
Imagine getting in a Twitter flamewar with your own toilet. Just that is insane. And then imagine losing that slapfight, because you're not just insane, you're retarded, too, and your bants aren't shit.
 
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