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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Did he say what for? Getting put in a group home is not something that just *happens*, there's gotta be a story (assuming he's not lying).

Was it when Denise died? Or was in prison? I can't picture Lou getting put in one on his own merits alone.
It was when Denise was briefly on prison, as I recall, probably for fraud due to the stealing toys from children incident. He lived with his bio dad for some period of time as well (though hard to say when since the only real frame of reference for this is Lou's ever-changing story of when Daddy Dearest supposedly revenge diddled him for any one of like ten different reasons), but I think the foster home thing was somewhat later.

At one point I tried to put together an actual timeline for Lou's life, but quickly ran into the problem that most of the info by necessity has to come from Lou himself, and Lou is such a compulsive liar that he can't keep any details of his sob stories consistent for more than like six months max. Trying to get any concrete roadmap is basically impossible, so while he was probably in foster care for some brief period of time, it's anyone's guess how long it was for; probably not that long, considering that he doesn't wax melodramatic about it and even the most good natured foster family would be excused for wanting to beat him with a brick.
 
Still pretty confused about Easter being the holiday where we all give presents to euphoric atheists pushing 40. Lou claims to be a devoted aunt and a martyr to his family; even with secular versions of holidays, this is the point in your life where your role is to help make the holiday good for the kids.

Part of growing up is realizing when you are no longer the trick-or-treater but the adult in a witch hat who opens the door and hands out candy. It's that maiden-mother-crone deal, you know? For Easter, if Lou's still into the colored plastic and candy, he should be checking for local egg hunts and free activities, and stratting out how they can drag the Louman Shield to as many as possible. That's the kind of thing he could bond with his mom over!



Lurking salty trams crow furries: suggest you take the Where's Waldo/Wally photos of Lou's hoard, add captions for the consumer goods and their prices, add that when you tweet out your Lou Warnings. A picture is worth a lot of rhetoric.
 
The only reason why Lou is into muscles is because it brings him less shame for jacking off to other men. After all, didn't Lou brag about being bi at some point? or am I confusing this fat fuck for Boogie2988?
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you know, this tweets has me thinking now. How has Lou gone this long without arguing about religious people being schizophrenic? By now you'd think there'd be at least one or two Acekatt tweets calling christians retards for believing in God. My biggest guess is that he is gearing up for the "Christians, please donate to this #Poor #Abused #Retinopathic #Trans #Female right here to make her Easter. Please?" grift that I'm surprised hasn't started yet considering that supermarkets are already putting out Easter stuff.
 
Cow crossover with Anthony "ErinInTheMorn" Reed, in which Lou the Activist swings into action by quoting one of his favorite TV shows. (The Doctor was talking about the Cybermen, whereas Lou is talking about the dipshit governor of Texas.)
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You should give money to troons in Texas, but after that, you should also give money to Lou instead of just giving more money to troons in Texas.
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This is probably about troon shit too, but I can't be arsed to investigate. Also: Lou is tired, just plain tuckered out.
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You can ask Lou whatever you like, but he'll probably give you a stupid unresponsive answer.
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you know, this tweets has me thinking now. How has Lou gone this long without arguing about religious people being schizophrenic?

He hasn't.
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So that's probably why he doesn't do it anymore.
 
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In my area of the South, we do give children presents, but it’s usually like a toy in the basket with the candy. Maybe a video tape or game, but generally it’s more something small like Hot Wheels.
It wasn’t a giant present fest (actual or expected) like Christmas is.

At any rate, you might get candy once you’re past the age of ten, but that’s it. I may treat myself to a Cadbury egg or a small box of pastel M&Ms for Easter, but don’t give a shit if I get anything. Same with other members of my family. The idea of a 40 year old man asking strangers for Easter presents blows my mind, probably more than it should considering this is Lou we’re talking about .
 
Usually I’m not too fond of the power level-y things people post here, because to me it’s already fairly apparent that you’re a better person than Lou solely by the virtue of not being Lou. So a lot of these pl life stories feel kinda dumb and unnecessary. Maybe that’s just my tism tho.

HOWEVER, I have returned to the thread to pl myself and just to say that I bought myself a fucking iPad mini and an Apple Pencil for drawing. And I had to beg exactly 0 times for other people’s money for it. Was it a shit financial decision? Yes. Should I have saved the money for something more important? Yes. Do I have spending issues not completely unlike Lou? Yea to that too - but at least all my bad financial decisions affect me and myself only. I’m the one who carries the consequences of my decisions whether they’re good or bad. So suck on my iPad, Lou.
 
In my area of the South, we do give children presents, but it’s usually like a toy in the basket with the candy. Maybe a video tape or game, but generally it’s more something small like Hot Wheels.
It wasn’t a giant present fest (actual or expected) like Christmas is.

At any rate, you might get candy once you’re past the age of ten, but that’s it. I may treat myself to a Cadbury egg or a small box of pastel M&Ms for Easter, but don’t give a shit if I get anything. Same with other members of my family. The idea of a 40 year old man asking strangers for Easter presents blows my mind, probably more than it should considering this is Lou we’re talking about .
Yeah, I never got any toys on Easer, just a basket with a chocolate bunny and jelly beans (my aunt "didn't believe" in Peeps and found them disgusting), but I knew plenty of Catholic kids who didn't get shit for Easter. My household was very mildly protestant, but for more devout Catholics and Christians, Easter is literally the most important religious holiday on the calendar, and the more hardcore of them don't taint it with candy or Easter egg hunts.
 
In my area of the South, we do give children presents, but it’s usually like a toy in the basket with the candy. Maybe a video tape or game, but generally it’s more something small like Hot Wheels.
It wasn’t a giant present fest (actual or expected) like Christmas is.

At any rate, you might get candy once you’re past the age of ten, but that’s it. I may treat myself to a Cadbury egg or a small box of pastel M&Ms for Easter, but don’t give a shit if I get anything. Same with other members of my family. The idea of a 40 year old man asking strangers for Easter presents blows my mind, probably more than it should considering this is Lou we’re talking about .
Similar thing where I grew up, but only the Christian kids ever got Easter presents (normies had to make due with candy), and even those presents were like sub-Hanukkah tier crap. If it couldn't fit in an Easter basket alongside the jellybeans and shit rabbits, you weren't getting it.

Dead horse, I know, but Lou's got the most batshit holiday gift-receiving expectations of any lolcow I've ever seen (Chris included).

Easter, you never got presents unless your family was hardcore religious, and only THE most Easter Privileged kids (usually Irish or Italian kids with living grandparents) got baskets beyond the age of ten.
Birthdays, you stopped getting toy gifts by thirteen; after that, the focus was on finding an unsupervised place for underage drinking and goth-boob-touching.
And Christmas remains a thing no matter how old you get, but beyond sixteen it's just giftcards and socks, plus maybe a high-budget item you and your wife go in for together.

BUT GOLLYWOLLY, WOULDN'T IT BE SWELL IF YINZ GUYS BOUGHT ME A PS5 AND THREE IPADS THIS EASTER. PLEASE?
 
I've got like a thousand pages to go before catching up with this thread. I had to stop for a minute on 124 when he was arguing with a tranny, teenage journo. I thought the tea sipping stuff was bad, but then he angrily typed "you sweet, sweet summer child" and I was like, "Oh fuck, people actually say that meme shit?".

This shit magical.
 
I've got like a thousand pages to go before catching up with this thread. I had to stop for a minute on 124 when he was arguing with a tranny, teenage journo. I thought the tea sipping stuff was bad, but then he angrily typed "you sweet, sweet summer child" and I was like, "Oh fuck, people actually say that meme shit?".

This shit magical.

The only people who say meme-y shit like "You sweet summer child" without it being an ironical joke are out-of-touch, forever online losers with no life. People like Louie, in other words. People like that see memes and shit and believe that's how normal people communicate with one another.
 
We used to observe some semi-religious semi-pagan folk traditions in my area - Central Europe - which involved the symbolic offering and accepting of painted and decorated Easter eggs. This later on morphed into handing out chocolate eggs, candy, and small amounts of money to children and offering men booze. Nothing about larger gifts, toys, or more substantial amounts of money.

Lou might have gotten this particular custom from his Hibernian-Greco-Italian Judaist belief system.
 
I guess I'll be the opposite of you all and tell you I'm surprised that easter presents aren't normal. I used to get bikes and tvs and shit for Easter, and so did everyone I know. I thought that was normal.

Of course I was like 9 and that shit stopped when I was a teen
Easter was also when my family did new bikes, because the timing was a pretty good excuse for new ones before summer as your kids continue growing. But it was a bike every two years and otherwise just a basket with some candy and maybe a VHS tape if you got lucky, and it all stopped after childhood because... why wouldn't it?
 
I've got like a thousand pages to go before catching up with this thread. I had to stop for a minute on 124 when he was arguing with a tranny, teenage journo. I thought the tea sipping stuff was bad, but then he angrily typed "you sweet, sweet summer child" and I was like, "Oh fuck, people actually say that meme shit?".

This shit magical.
Oh, sweet summer child, you have such Louish sights ahead of you.


Lou's had a flurry of activity. He's not sure which to Tweet about more: WW3, or trannies not being allowed to rape kids.

Right now, trannies are winning, by a significant margin. And he's still struggling to figure out whether he hates Biden the Nazi or Putin the Nazi more. I'll dump a bunch of screens, but I'm not making a hard archive of it, since archive sites are going to need the bandwidth for more important things.


First, some Tells:
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The fursuit one is particularly delicious.


Lou formally addresses the people of Ukraine, spelling out his ten point plan for stability in the region:
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Lou also addresses the people of Breadtube in this Very Special Cow Crossover:
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And some retweets, including ANOTHER Cow Crossover (Assigned Male) , a plea for civilians to operate as unpaid forward observers, a meme that reads as more than a little sus and pedo, and an RT with an insane, but genuinely interesting, perspective.
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🇺🇦🇺🇦-edit- ok, Lou's decided to stan for Ukraine.🇺🇦🇺🇦 He updated his profile to include little Ukraine flags, and like an absolute mad lad, has over the last few minutes Retweeted at least twenty things from Ukrainian artists and cosplayers!!!

I'm honestly shocked (and a little impressed, maybe even proud?) by how quickly he's moving right now. I guess war makes men rise to the challenge, bringing out the hero in all of us!
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-edit 2- OH FUCK YOU LOU fuck you so much I hope someone stomps your fucking head in
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This one I'm archiving: https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1496879661367930893 https://archive.md/dlxmR
 
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Guilty as charged. But the way I posted that, I felt like it wasn’t poking the excrement too much, because of how Twitter works, as I shall now elaborate on, just in case anyone is unfamiliar.

Firstly, Lou blocked me ages ago, so there’s no possible way for them to get a notification or a mention, partially because, as you can see, it doesn’t generate a link the way I’ve formatted it, and secondly, even if it did, when you block someone on twitter, they effectively don’t exist to you anymore.

You have to make an overt decision to view the subject of your blocking, and they can mention you as much as they want, but they’re screaming into a void. You will never see it unless you search for it. It was also a bit of a test, because if Lou were to find and screenshot my effectively private (to them) rant, that would prove that they are actively googling themselves, or actively searching for themselves on twitter, and as such are actively farming (pardon the pun) for pity posts. Almost as if it were a job.

It would also have been how @Norman B. Normal found that little rant.

As for whether it’s PLing or not, I would be amazed if 25% of the regulars here didn’t know about my twitter. It’s what coaxed me back onto the farms in the first place, even if I have little time for it lately. Keeps tabs on my twitter if you want. Or don’t. I don’t care. I welcome new followers. But I care about my followers enough that I don’t mention Lou much at all.

At the end of the day, I’ve got better things to do my time. Lou is just a “whenever I have a spare moment I’ll see if the train has wrecked a bit more”. This thread has become too large for me to keep up with.

Also, one last thing in the interests of transparency. We’ve all noticed a couple random low-effort alogs and cow tippers lately, and, no, my efforts would either be more involved, and/or I would use my main account as it is it carries somewhat more authority as a well-entrenched furfag of many, many years.

If I wanted to cow tip, I would do it from my main. Regardless of KF policy, what I do with my twitter account is my decision and my decision alone. Ultimately, I care about my followers more than the farms, even if many of you here are absolutely lovey to me (and everyone else), so I try to be worth following. Part of being worth following is not being an annoying fuckstick half the time, which is impossible to not be whilst talking about Lou, as much as I enjoy seeing Lou get their arse handed to them, it’s not my place to do it. You guys can do a better job of that.
Sorry I wasn’t accusing you of anything, just pointing it out.

I’ll come clean, I have interacted with Lou once, and it’s buried somewhere here in the thread. (Seriously it was awhile ago)
I commented under one of his tweets “I’ll donate to you after I get my paycheck on Friday! : )” and… he fucking blocked me. LOL.

(No ofc I wasn’t gonna donate. I just wanted to see how he’d react to me implying I was donating with money I earned.)
I've got like a thousand pages to go before catching up with this thread. I had to stop for a minute on 124 when he was arguing with a tranny, teenage journo. I thought the tea sipping stuff was bad, but then he angrily typed "you sweet, sweet summer child" and I was like, "Oh fuck, people actually say that meme shit?".

This shit magical.
Use the highlights feature. This thread is really fucking long and boring and pretty repetitive but it has its moments.
 
Most people progress from ‘Easter is a time when I get something’ to ‘Easter is a time when I buy something for the kids.’ If you don’t have kids, perhaps you buy some discount candy afterwards, but otherwise you don’t think of it unless you’re religious.
Lou is a perpetual kid, so it makes sense he expects to be the recipient of gifts instead of the giver like any other man his age. He understands that he’s too old for a basket, but can’t make the leap to understanding he’s too old to get easter gifts full stop. He’ll never have an independent adult life, which is why he’ll never be happy.
 
"You can support Ukrainians or trans kids, or you could give ME my 14th iPad! Plz donate!"

I came to this thread to see how Lou was reacting to the current news and needless to say, I'm not disappointed. Keep being a piece of shit, Lou.

(Also the fact that multiple people have mentioned Easter bikes as a thing interests me. My partner is from the Nordics and they do a form of trick or treating during Easter. I could see Lou being down with that.)
 
First, some Tells:
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The fursuit one is particularly delicious.
1. Lou says while his fursona is troon colors
2. oh to be the one able to see Lou's interactions during a long distance relationship
Number three is special since IIRC Lou is about...debate-ably about 350 pounds? Mind you, I'm trying my absolute hardest to be generous with Lou. Now, to get to the point: Fursuits aren't cheap, especially so if you're as overweight as Lou. Shoutouts to this stuff that happened in Furry Drama General back in October:
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> 5'2
> 599 lbs.
> Maned Wolf fursona

What.
Hey everyone here! This is the Cody Straymen that everyone has been talking about. Someone, not naming names, told me about it and I decided to read everything you have to say. I'm going to explain some things and want full transparency.

I admit I am a few chicken nuggets from being on my 600 Pound Life, a show I watched religiously on TV when it first came out. I've been struggling with my weight ever since I was young, coming from a family that always had bigger portions and were the type to rather me stay in then go outside to play since I lived in the ghetto. They had every right to be afraid their only child could of got shot or robbed, plus our apartment building was between two bars so I'd also have drinks to deal with. Sadly no, no backyard.

As I got into my early teens I was of course bullied, made fun of and was the punchline and punching bag, thanks to the great public school system of America. Being chubby caused this and because of the mental and physical attacks I admit I made the mistake of turning to food to cope. I was a forced shut in kid that didn't get to learn social skills.

In high school I got into a very good catholic one. Thanks to piss poor public school I had to take remedial courses to get up to speed but hey I thought I finally got away from the drama. it only got so much worse. I was literally the poor kid going into where entitled rich kids went to school at. Maybe they were right but they said I only got in because I was a person of color, who knows. So I had a lot of racial hate to deal with on top of the weight, so I leaned to food even more.

Around this time I was also coming to terms with my sexual orientation and damn it hit me pretty hard; I'm gay. I didn't and still to this day struggle with it, want to be gay. My father was a great man, a man's man. My mom was a spoiled brat. Anyway I felt I killed the family line with being gay, I felt like I was killing a great thing. Then at 16, he passed away from a massive heart attack.

The dog he bought us, to replace the one I had since I was 5 that past weeks before, woke me up. I turned to see him on the floor just gone. I called the cops, tried CPR and they weren't able to revive him. Then they coldly forced me to call my mom, she worked nights, to come home since I was a minor or they were going to take me since I couldn't be left alone. At 16 I had to tell my mom come home your husband, my dad is dead. After that we died too, me more since she blame me for his death in her sleep and I hear it trying to wake her up.

That's why I'm where I'm at now. That's why eating 40 nuggies is okay to me. It's my comfort food, my greasy security blanket. I know it's no right but its all I got.

Now regarding my fursuit. I agree a creator should have the right to say no. What was wrong with it was how unprofessional she was about it. She could of said that the extra work and labor would not be worth it. Instead she out right said she doesn't work with fat people and suggested I lose weight. That right there was what was wrong, both unprofessional and disrespectful. Like you said about making a bad suit hurt business so can poor communication with potential clients.

When I posted my story I only wanted to help validate the claims on the company. I didn't know that someone compiled that stuff otherwise I would of gave them my information too.

In closing I have no hard feelings about anything posted here and I found some of the stuff you posted rather funny. Sad to say it didn't impress me because th dr y were the most basic of jokes.

I wish you all have a good year!

By the way I've been able to finally wrestle with my depression and, since Covid hit, I've actually lost 21 pounds. I know that's nothing compared to my weight but I think very few of you can say you lost anything being so busy to bash folks you never met like a bunch of school kids.

Peace!
The nuggy eating manned wolf! <3
4. Oh gee, Lou. Sounds like something one can fix if they had a Fur Affinity account, couldn't it?
Lou formally addresses the people of Ukraine, spelling out his ten point plan for stability in the region:
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You know, I'm legitimately surprised Lou has said nothing of the furry mass shooter, considering how he inevitably has seen a couple tweets about the shooter.
🇺🇦🇺🇦-edit- ok, Lou's decided to stan for Ukraine.🇺🇦🇺🇦 He updated his profile to include little Ukraine flags, and like an absolute mad lad, has over the last few minutes Retweeted at least twenty things from Ukrainian artists and cosplayers!!!

I'm honestly shocked (and a little impressed, maybe even proud?) by how quickly he's moving right now. I guess war makes men rise to the challenge, bringing out the hero in all of us!
:semperfidelis:
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Lou noticed that Boozy and Gneech are in support of Ukraine so now he supports Ukraine as well
-edit 2- OH FUCK YOU LOU fuck you so much I hope someone stomps your fucking head in
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This one I'm archiving: https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1496879661367930893 https://archive.md/dlxmR
I fucking hope that the people targetting Lou on Twitter also go after his enabling friends, especially Undertale LARPer.
 
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