I hear some "rock enthusiasts" are insisting i bought fake stone

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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
My bad, I didn't realize the telescope was the important part about a picture of you getting a gummer from Tom.
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Frist off that will never happen. Your idiocy is incredible. But telescopes are more important than your immature bullshit.
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Guess I'll have to hit the books! Start heavy learning on how diatoms are the powerhouse of the cell or something...
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Wrong creature. A diatom is plankton a tiny sea creature that is both plant and animal. its shell of the creature once dead collects into diatomaceous earth It also produces most of our Oxygen now.

It has more effect on O2 levels than anything. This was shown in samples of the KT event where a much larger diversity was wiped out. much larger diatoms existed back then and the levels of oxygen were much higher which allowed animals to get much larger and the highest level was 35% during the carboniferous period

Now the bacteria that is in our cells in Mitochondria and is the animal bacteria in the Eukaryote.
 
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BigTodd said:
So my takeaway here is that Tom claims to be the best buyer of this garbage then comes to the realization that he bought a fake stalactite that are known to have been faked for at least a decade. WAFM.
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Thomas has wasted his money on pebbles, weed, and scams his entire life. He has only survived this long because his parents gave him a trust fund and people don't eat all their food before throwing it in the trash
 
Dee Price said:
Frist off that will never happen. Your idiocy is incredible. But telescopes are more important than your immature bullshit.

Wrong creature. A diatom is plankton a tiny sea creature that is both plant and animal. its shell of the creature once dead collects into diatomaceous earth It also produces most of our Oxygen now.

It has more effect on O2 levels than anything. This was shown in samples of the KT event where a much larger diversity was wiped out. much larger diatoms existed back then and the levels of oxygen were much higher which allowed animals to get much larger and the highest level was 35% during the carboniferous period

Now the bacteria that is in our cells in Mitochondria and is the animal bacteria in the Eukaryote.
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shut up imbecile
 
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You will never be a real geologist. You have no field experience, you have no degree, you have no published papers. You are a transsexual rock merchant twisted by ditch weed and dog pussy into a crude mockery of a geologist's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your mother is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “clients” laugh at your ghoulishly off-colored stones behind closed doors.

Geologists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out fraudulent rock merchants with incredible efficiency. Even painted rocks who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a geologist. The texture is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk geologist home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your dirt cheap chunk of rhodonite.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a (ditch) weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a flight to the Grand Canyon, walk up to the edge, take a deep breath, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your mother will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. She'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know someone without an earth sciences degree is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a child molester that tried to sell fake rocks on Facebook Marketplace.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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Dee Price said:
Wrong creature. A diatom is plankton a tiny sea creature that is both plant and animal. its shell of the creature once dead collects into diatomaceous earth It also produces most of our Oxygen now.

It has more effect on O2 levels than anything. This was shown in samples of the KT event where a much larger diversity was wiped out. much larger diatoms existed back then and the levels of oxygen were much higher which allowed animals to get much larger and the highest level was 35% during the carboniferous period

Now the bacteria that is in our cells in Mitochondria and is the animal bacteria in the Eukaryote.
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Something, something, diatoms are the powerhouse of the cell. I ain't reading all them words.
 
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Dee Price said:
Frist off that will never happen. Your idiocy is incredible. But telescopes are more important than your immature bullshit.

Wrong creature. A diatom is plankton a tiny sea creature that is both plant and animal. its shell of the creature once dead collects into diatomaceous earth It also produces most of our Oxygen now.

It has more effect on O2 levels than anything. This was shown in samples of the KT event where a much larger diversity was wiped out. much larger diatoms existed back then and the levels of oxygen were much higher which allowed animals to get much larger and the highest level was 35% during the carboniferous period

Now the bacteria that is in our cells in Mitochondria and is the animal bacteria in the Eukaryote.
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I know many people will dismiss D but they are right about the majority of what they wrote here. Phytoplankton is responsible for most of Earth's current oxygen generation. Diatoms could be very roughly characterized as having both traits of photosynthetic plants and metabolic pathways that are typically only seen in animals. Their assertion regarding diatomaceous earth is correct. I think D made a typo and the double space before "of the KT event" was meant to be "prior {to} the KT event" where they would be completely correct regarding the diversity and size of life as well as the higher oxygen content of earth's atmosphere. As far as mitochondria, they are correct that it was previously a bacteria that was incorporated through what is known as an endosymbiotic event and is what allowed for the evolution of the eukaryotic cell. The mitochondria isn't specific to the animal cell though, it is also found in plants, and recently a primitive version was discovered in a strange branch of the Archaea kingdom.

I know I'll catch flak for this. However, one can disagree with the person, but scientific facts are neutral and objective. I'll wait for the inevitable where people call me a science fag, etc...

zero-who said:
...Your mother is disgusted and ashamed of you,..
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Isn't his mother stone cold dead now? The rumors are she died of shame and embarrassment when his siblings finally let Tom see her one last time on her death bed. All Tom has left now is his siblings who want absolutely nothing to do with him at all. So Tom is now well and truly alone in this world.

Also, just since I'm feeling magnanimous today, Tom, if you are seriously going to be doing marketing and sales, in all fucking seriousness, get some god damn dentures. They really don't cost that much these days and you can't even tell people have them any longer due to the improvements in technology. You have enough money to get them. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you were the best business man in the world (you aren't, not even close) no one wants to do business with someone without teeth. I can't stress this enough. Someone without teeth is abhorrent to most people. It shows a sincere lack of hygiene and self-care. No one ever wants to do business with someone like that. Also clean your fucking hands and nails. They are disgusting. Anyone that wants to do business will not shake your hand because they'll be afraid of catching something. Don't give me that "hippy" shit you try to peddle or "I work with rocks" crap. That doesn't mean you can't have clean hands with neat nails. No one wants to do business with someone who looks like they would catch a disease from shaking hands with them.
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
I know many people will dismiss D but they are right about the majority of what they wrote here. Phytoplankton is responsible for most of Earth's current oxygen generation. Diatoms could be very roughly characterized as having both traits of photosynthetic plants and metabolic pathways that are typically only seen in animals. Their assertion regarding diatomaceous earth is correct. I think D made a typo and the double space before "of the KT event" was meant to be "prior {to} the KT event" where they would be completely correct regarding the diversity and size, of life as well as the higher oxygen content of earth's atmosphere. As far as mitochondria, they are correct that it was previously a bacteria that was incorporated through what is known as an endosymbiotic event and is what allowed for the evolution of the eukaryotic cell. The mitochondria isn't specific to the animal cell though, it is also found in plants, and recently a primitive version was discovered in a strange branch of the Archaea kingdom.

I know I'll catch flak for this. However, one can disagree with the person, but scientific facts are neutral and objective.
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I'm well aware of what a diatom is, was well as what mitochondria are and their role in the production/storage of adenosine triphosphate. That's like, high-school level biology. I thought it was pretty obvious I was fucking with him.
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
I know many people will dismiss D but they are right about the majority of what they wrote here. Phytoplankton is responsible for most of Earth's current oxygen generation. Diatoms could be very roughly characterized as having both traits of photosynthetic plants and metabolic pathways that are typically only seen in animals. Their assertion regarding diatomaceous earth is correct. I think D made a typo and the double space before "of the KT event" was meant to be "prior {to} the KT event" where they would be completely correct regarding the diversity and size of life as well as the higher oxygen content of earth's atmosphere. As far as mitochondria, they are correct that it was previously a bacteria that was incorporated through what is known as an endosymbiotic event and is what allowed for the evolution of the eukaryotic cell. The mitochondria isn't specific to the animal cell though, it is also found in plants, and recently a primitive version was discovered in a strange branch of the Archaea kingdom.

I know I'll catch flak for this. However, one can disagree with the person, but scientific facts are neutral and objective. I'll wait for the inevitable where people call me a science fag, etc...



Isn't his mother stone cold dead now? The rumors are she died of shame and embarrassment when his siblings finally let Tom see her one last time on her death bed. All Tom has left now is his siblings who want absolutely nothing to do with him at all. So Tom is now well and truly alone in this world.
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This is why David keeps shitting up threads, people keep paying attention to him instead of just ignoring him.
 
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Carnivorous Plant said:
$10 per thin slab of awful quality British Columbian jade too.. Why would you brag about *any* of these purchases lol
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Remember this is a dude who thinks molesting a child and diddling a dog are things to brag about too, and that somehow he can say "oh yeah I am so awesome I once molested this child" and the other guy says "wtf man you are a child molester" and he's like "you're LIBELING me by repeating what I just said!"
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
I know many people will dismiss D but they are right about the majority of what they wrote here. Phytoplankton is responsible for most of Earth's current oxygen generation. Diatoms could be very roughly characterized as having both traits of photosynthetic plants and metabolic pathways that are typically only seen in animals. Their assertion regarding diatomaceous earth is correct. I think D made a typo and the double space before "of the KT event" was meant to be "prior {to} the KT event" where they would be completely correct regarding the diversity and size of life as well as the higher oxygen content of earth's atmosphere. As far as mitochondria, they are correct that it was previously a bacteria that was incorporated through what is known as an endosymbiotic event and is what allowed for the evolution of the eukaryotic cell. The mitochondria isn't specific to the animal cell though, it is also found in plants, and recently a primitive version was discovered in a strange branch of the Archaea kingdom.

I know I'll catch flak for this. However, one can disagree with the person, but scientific facts are neutral and objective. I'll wait for the inevitable where people call me a science fag, etc...



Isn't his mother stone cold dead now? The rumors are she died of shame and embarrassment when his siblings finally let Tom see her one last time on her death bed. All Tom has left now is his siblings who want absolutely nothing to do with him at all. So Tom is now well and truly alone in this world.

Also, just since I'm feeling magnanimous today, Tom, if you are seriously going to be doing marketing and sales, in all fucking seriousness, get some god damn dentures. They really don't cost that much these days and you can't even tell people have them any longer due to the improvements in technology. You have enough money to get them. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you were the best business man in the world (you aren't, not even close) no one wants to do business with someone without teeth. I can't stress this enough. Someone without teeth is abhorrent to most people. It shows a sincere lack of hygiene and self-care. No one ever wants to do business with someone like that. Also clean your fucking hands and nails. They are disgusting. Anyone that wants to do business will not shake your hand because they'll be afraid of catching something. Don't give me that "hippy" shit you try to peddle or "I work with rocks" crap. That doesn't mean you can't have clean hands with neat nails. No one wants to do business with someone who looks like they would catch a disease from shaking hands with them.
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Thank you And I will have to look into the new findings. It is best to keep current. And the find sounds interesting. You do know you biology well. And it was wonderful reading your account of my words. I probably did make a typo it is common with me seeing as i do try to type at an extremely quick rate.
 
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