Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Doctor Placebo]

Fat sure has a lot of ideas of what other people should be doing about Russia (all of which seem to be declarations of war) but doesn't seem to spend much time talking about what he's doing personally about it.

Someone calls piggy a chickenhawk.

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He straight up got called out on this and he completely dodged it. Fatty Four Chins is gonna do jack shit except armchair general on Twitter to an audience of dozens and hope one of his spicy takes goes viral with retards on the site again.

Which describes most of his life, come to think of it.

 

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What he meant to say was "I don't want to get a real job and provide for my family, child." Rick is so narcissistic that being a father is beneath him and that playing with children's toys is a far more fulfilling endeavour.

 

[Ophelia]

Isn't it illegal or at least breaking theater rules to take pictures in a movie theater?

It’s just a screening of Hook.

If this situation with Russia happened four years ago, Pat would be bleeding from his everywhere in rage about the US getting involved. He’s a dimwit parrot. A fat one.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Patrick is literally the poster child of how not to deal with

Lol. Piggy is no Chuck Tingle but it would be hilarious for him to try. He'd probably do better with smut than he will with this Christmas Carol rip-off crap he's currently typing.

Re: Pegging the Pig --Piggy has been on blood pressure medication for a long time. That stuff interferes with one's ability to get an erection. Piggy defends the prostate massage because that is the only form of release he has. Drinky probably refused to use a finger despite Piggy's whining and tears and finally relented to use a strap-on to peg him. The best his chode can do is the quarter-chubby, which isn't even enough for some oral or hand work. Maybe someone can send Drinky some finger cots ( look it up) so she can give Piggy the prostate exam of his dreams.

Niki also has severe depression (I wonder why) and according to Pat needs a cocktail of meds "in order to function". He brags that he has sex with her once every few days which means she pegs him once a month or so, and hasn't been wet in over 10 years

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

He brags that he has sex with her once every few days which means she pegs him once a month or so, and hasn't been wet in over 10 years

He literally thinks his anus is an exquisite tunnel of love.

I gag thinking about the "accidents" in regards to him getting pegged and the beer, bratwurst and meatloaf he consumes mere hours prior.

Blood and doody are not a good mix, child.

 

[Caverlock]

You have to have an extreme amount of pettiness and a profound lack of shame to try to one-up someone who actually grew up in The Ukraine during this situation. But Pat watched a couple duck and cover videos when he was in Elementary School, probably while the teacher was sleeping at her desk because she knew how useless and outdated it was, so he knows exactly what it's like to be from a war-torn country that lives in fear of nuclear annihilation.

He does the same thing with medical professionals.

Oh, you've been an RN for twelve years? I've been in Healthcare for FIFTEEN years, child.

Of course, he was sporadically selling medical insurance over the phone over a fifteen year span, a job he only ever got because of his ex-wife and her father.

Oh, and he renewed his lapsed insurance license so he could get many thousands of dollars in free covid relief money from the US government.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Of course, he was sporadically selling medical insurance over the phone over a fifteen year span

Hence the "Hi, this is Patrick. How can I help you?" greeting to Josiah.

Pharmaniggers MUST PAY.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have to agree with @Mr Moonface here, Pat's dogshit political takes are just dreadful. They read like he desperately wants to be on that mailing list that tells all the Dem-affiliated blue checkmarks what to say, but he isn't.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

All this talk about armchair General Tomlinson reminded me of this particularly delusional tweet of his, needless to say his drunken fantasy was not only retarded but unsubstantiated (archived)


you guys say he's just sitting on his fat ass oinking for war but you don't understand how tweeting is heroic (archived)


Reposting this Fat tweets disregarding Putin post annexation of Crimea, to illustrate how little interest he had in the region before MSNBC told him to care. 1 2

 

[instythot]

I have to agree with @Mr Moonface here, Pat's dogshit political takes are just dreadful. They read like he desperately wants to be on that mailing list that tells all the Dem-affiliated blue checkmarks what to say, but he isn't.

What does the process of Fatrick getting taken on at a media matters approved spam list even look like? Fatty digging out a selection of unsold science fiction, submitting it, someone actually reading and enjoying that horseshit, and then also thinking "God damn, the man who wrote about that transsexual space crab walking into a giant anus/vagina is one of the leading thinkers of our time! And as luck would have it, he's both available and on our side"?

 

[Torque Wheeler]

It bears repeating: even though that mustang is a V8 fat makes it ride like a V6

Edit: Because he is obese

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

There is a market for that. Gays and women who like reading smut go for that kind of thing as fun diversions. But he’s probably as bad at writing porn as he is at writing everything else. Horny readers deserve better.

They sure do

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

I said about 50 pages ago now that 'Foreign Policy Expert Pat' is my most hated iteration of him, I stand by that.
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What a buffoon. Pat has spent his adult life striving to avoid any and all responsibility. He even signed away his rights as a father with barely a whimper. Now this fat idiot is beating the drums of war so that men who are better than him will have to go off and (likely) die by the many thousands.

All of this was tweeted from him while he lays on his piss-stained couch, under the pink blanket that his wife's mother knitted, shooting his nerf gun at Putin when he appears on the TV. He really is one of the best exemplars of a modern sociopath.

Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat.

It always blows my mind when keyboard warriors have so little self awareness to think that THEY have more expertise on foreign relations than literal military generals and experienced diplomats. He acts like the US can just put Russia in timeout and everything will be fixed. There's a certain type of "leftist" that will preach about trusting the experts when it comes to vaccines, Healthcare, etc, but acts like every military expert is a meathead.

His tiny pea brain literally cannot comprehend that there are dozens of nations involved with their own interests. He does not value the hundreds of thousands (minimum) of young human lives that would be lost if this escalates much further. He not only has no human empathy and no understanding of anything beyond his hometown bar and twitter, but he's also obese which makes him a bad person.

 

[discombobulate]

His tiny pea brain literally cannot comprehend that there are dozens of nations involved with their own interests. He does not value the hundreds of thousands (minimum) of young human lives that would be lost if this escalates much further. He not only has no human empathy and no understanding of anything beyond his hometown bar and twitter, but he's also obese which makes him a bad person.

I'm excited for his next book, "Punitive War IN SPACE", in which Givenname Familyname defeats the evil alliance between Rtump and Uptin.

 

[Butwhythough]

It bears repeating: even though that mustang is a V8 fat makes it ride like a V6

Nigga makes it ride more like a 4 cylinder since he's so fat.

 

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He wants to pretend he is not gay.

Fatso probably believes being gay isn't manly like his Mustang, his booze, or his guns, so he'll never confess to being a homosexual.

He's also closeted about his obesity, but that part's obvious to anyone who looks at him.

I have to agree with @Mr Moonface here, Pat's dogshit political takes are just dreadful. They read like he desperately wants to be on that mailing list that tells all the Dem-affiliated blue checkmarks what to say, but he isn't.

I maintain Pat wants to be a regular on CNN or MSNBC, just like every goddamn blue checkmark does.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Fat can sperg out all he wants about going to war in Ukraine because, just like the politicians and CNN correspondents, he's not going to be the one putting his life at risk.

In the politicians' case, it's because they're rich, old, and politicians. In Fat's case, it's because he's an obvious 4-F.

 

[instythot]

In the politicians' case, it's because they're rich, old, and politicians. In Fat's case, it's because he's an obvious 4-F.

Fat fat fat faggot?

 

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I love how Fat seems to have a contradictory past tweet for every current hot take he spews forth. Foreign policy Rick is my most hated of his forms and this obese faggot is just a gigantic poser in every conceivable way. His armchair posturing only demonstartes his complete ignorace towards every facet of politics. This bitch would literally be Private Pyle in the military, lord knows he's fat enough.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I wish Biden would pass a modified emergency draft bill that only made twitter armchair generalissimos be compulsorily recruited for deployment to Ukraine.

And while we're in wishland, make them all wear GoPros and underwear with moisture sensors.

And if I may have one last thing put into this bill, $3 TTS.