Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Does Russia have mandatory military service? Could just be some young dudes part of the "fuck war" crowd protests in Russia right now, and they might have quite literally said fuck this

yes they have conscription. wage is 450USD monthly and some of these troops have been deployed for m o n t h s. before the war they were stealing from the locals to eat.

 

[The Big O]

Sorry for some repeats, but this is a good collection of insanity
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I always knew Yukiko Amagi was worst girl in Persona 4. (That's her English voice actress, by the way. She has a thread here and all.)

 

[AssignedEva]

Probably taken with a grain of salt, but...

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It's starting to hit the papers.

Apparently a Russian shell hit a radioactive waste repository and a significant increase in radiation had been detected, although this comes from a "Ukranian official" who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

They've also apparently taken the nuclear researchers hostage.

 

[Richardface]

if true the Russians are getting their shit pushed in.

Military high commands are not in the business of giving accurate information to civilians in the middle of a war. They are in the business of lying in the way they feel is best to advance their military objectives. This will be true of the Russians also but they seem to be being quiet

 

[Shittus Maximus]

How accurate is their current launch system?
Do they have the coordinates pre-selected or do we believe them to choose on the fly?

Accuracy is not needed that much when you can devastate a 5 mile radius with a blast.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Military high commands are not in the business of giving accurate information to civilians in the middle of a war. They are in the business of lying in the way they feel is best to advance their military objectives. This will be true of the Russians also but they seem to be being quiet

The Ukrainians have been completely silent for the most part. i expect they are releasing this info to boost morale.

 

[Niggaplease]

Sorry for some repeats, but this is a good collection of insanity
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if this is the state of things, NUKE THE WORLD,

 

[Herty]

if true the Russians are getting their shit pushed in.

 

[Jump]

Interesting but strange. Must of been some kind of anomaly.

Or they are out operating on foot. Lots of seats. Very few uniform bits and no gear left.

 

[Stoneheart]

some Ukrainians found a abandoned Russian column. no Russians around, and their uniforms were left on the ground around the trucks, strange.
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Aliens!!!! those greys are coming for our anusses!

 

[A Logging Company]

The only question is…does Taiwan still have willing people knowing how Xi Jingping operates?

I would imagine Taiwanese intelligence knows when Xi has bowl movements, and what grades he got in elementary school math. In other words Taiwan knows how Xi Jingping "operates"

 

[Meat Target]

Military high commands are not in the business of giving accurate information to civilians in the middle of a war. They are in the business of lying in the way they feel is best to advance their military objectives. This will be true of the Russians also but they seem to be being quiet

The Ukrainians have been completely silent for the most part. i expect they are releasing this info to boost morale.

Most of the scuttlebutt you'll hear will just be Baghdad Bob bluster.

 

[Tism the Return]

Ukrainians are giving out some wild numbers.

Russian losses of the first day at:
30 tanks
130 armoured vehicles
7 planes
6 helicopters

All of these should be taken with a hefty amount of salt.

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At this rate all the ground in Ukraine will be fertilizeed with dead Russian soldiers by next week.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Accuracy is not needed that much when you can devastate a 5 mile radius with a blast.

it absolutely does if your target is hardened. a missile silo can easily survive a nuclear blast at just a few hundred yards.

 

[WutangLee]

I always knew Yukiko Amagi was worst girl in Persona 4. (That's her English voice actress, by the way. She has a thread here and all.)

I thought I was the only that thought that. Rise was basically a superior version of her.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

some Ukrainians found a abandoned Russian column. no Russians around, and their uniforms were left on the ground around the trucks, strange.
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I'm just gonna believe they deserted and something else isn't going to happen.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Inspiring to you, maybe. I’d say surrendering after victory is impossible is preferable. There’s always a chance of escape from captivity, or survival and eventual release from captivity. The goal of warfare, as Patton put it, isn’t to die for your Country, but to make the other guy die for his Country.

And you'd miss all the rape.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

if true the Russians are getting their shit pushed in.

I'm suspicious of the reporting of both sides.

That being said, if the Russians are getting their shit pushed in by the Ukrainians, that shit is nothing short of hilarious.

 

[BSV]

some Ukrainians found a abandoned Russian column. no Russians around, and their uniforms were left on the ground around the trucks, strange.
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How can you tell that is Russian and not Ukrainian?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Military high commands are not in the business of giving accurate information to civilians in the middle of a war. They are in the business of lying in the way they feel is best to advance their military objectives. This will be true of the Russians also but they seem to be being quiet

Exactly. Remember this post, people. Refer to it when you read all the twitter reports for a grain of salt. Its not just a grain of salt. Hit that salt like you're trying you're damnedest to drown yourself in tequila. Lies abound in times like these.