Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Everyone with at least half a brain: Opposes war.
Patrick: Wants blood to be spilled, knowing his fat ass will never serve.
How the fuck does Chernobyl have potential as a dirty bomb? This guy knows nothing about how to build such a device.
Also, I believe Chernobyl is still uninhabitable due to the nuclear disaster.
 
Pat has figured out Putin's plan (LOL).

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So Russia, a nuclear power, needs the radioactive lava under Chernobyl to build a dirty bomb instead of using any of the purified uranium they already have.

Obviously Fatrick doesn't read any of the shit he writes before he shoves it out for the world to see, but this take is just beyond retarded. I don't know what drugs you would need to take to even think this was a possibility.
 
So Russia, a nuclear power, needs the radioactive lava under Chernobyl to build a dirty bomb instead of using any of the purified uranium they already have.

Obviously Fatrick doesn't read any of the shit he writes before he shoves it out for the world to see, but this take is just beyond retarded. I don't know what drugs you would need to take to even think this was a possibility.
He doesn't have to read it. I hear he has a great memory...
 
Putin is invading because Trump lost the election, child.

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General Piggy presents a bold military strategy.

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Pat has figured out Putin's plan (LOL).

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Yes child, Putin wants to inherit a multi-billion dollar superfund site to crack open an environmental shield to scrape up radioactive material despite having plenty of it at home.

What a terrible motivation for an antagonist, no wonder his books don’t sell.
 
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The people wondering why our pigman isn't enlisting don't get it. The use of Fatrick in warfare is prohibited by the Geneva Convention, due to his extreme destructive potential when dropped on the enemy from a plane.

He's so fat it's a war crime.
This is known as a “kinetic kill weapon” or a “blob from god”
 
The people wondering why our pigman isn't enlisting don't get it. The use of Fatrick in warfare is prohibited by the Geneva Convention, due to his extreme destructive potential when dropped on the enemy from a plane.

He's so fat it's a war crime.
I already joked about using Boogie1488 as a bullet sponge, so dropping Rick Fat on Moscow would be good as well. Chickenhawks are first in line for the fight!
 
How the fuck does Chernobyl have potential as a dirty bomb? This guy knows nothing about how to build such a device.
Let's just follow this through for a minute, the way a successful science fiction author creating timeless stories should

Putin: hey freshly enlisted soldier, I'm assigning you to dig for uranium in a remote site far away from the capital and very close to other countries that is totally not Chernobyl
Soldier: gotta go call my wife and kids and tell them I'm deserting sir
 
The Chernobyl tweet is retarded but don't let it distract you from him saying that describing enlarged breasts as "woman boobs" is misogynistic ???????? Guess we're into animal cruelty for calling him a pig by that logic.

Nigga is lucky he's too irrelevant of an author for the turbotrannies at /r/MenWritingWomen to care about him, bet his books are plagued with cringe (archived)
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maybe he's referring to his own bitch tits tho
 
It's probably more that they want to secure the area so the resistance can't access it.
It's also right in between the border of Belarus where Russian Troops are stationed and Kiev. Going through Chernobyl is the fastest route.

Trying to set the material airborne would be a terrible option for the Ukrainians too. Who wants to live in and rule over an irradiated wasteland?
 
The Chernobyl tweet is retarded but don't let it distract you from him saying that describing enlarged breasts as "woman boobs" is misogynistic ???????? Guess we're into animal cruelty for calling him a pig by that logic.

Nigga is lucky he's too irrelevant of an author for the turbotrannies at /r/MenWritingWomen to care about him, bet his books are plagued with cringe (archived)
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maybe he's referring to his own bitch tits tho
Once upon a time there was a troll post in r/menwritingwomen of an excerpt from one of Rick's books. In true Pat fashion he showed up oinking about stalker children and got the post removed.

 
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It's probably more that they want to secure the area so the resistance can't access it.
It's a strategic area in between Kiev and Belarus. It is quite literally on the side of the P56 highway right off the Belarussian border. You need to drive past Chernobyl to get your logistics/armor down the road towards the capitol.
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