Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

Who wore a suit better?

  • Sargon

    Votes: 248 56.4%
  • Gator

    Votes: 179 40.7%
  • Ralphie

    Votes: 13 3.0%

  • Total voters
    440
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Wtf is that extra defined roll of fat above his bicep? There must be so much fat on his upper arm that it's pressing against his left pig tit and creating another roll. He has two rolls on his arm, disgusting. This ham planet is so fucking fat he's inventing new ways to be obese that I'm not familiar with.

Also - his arms and hands are so pudgy and soft it literally looks like a baby. I'm not even meming, you could photoshop his arms onto a baby and no one would notice. What kind of man has such soft, effeminate physical features? Pathetic.
 
Wtf is that extra defined roll of fat above his bicep?
It’s called an estrogen pocket. Occurs in morbidly obese women when their bodies are flooded with estrogen but they’re too fat to process it. It collects in deposits like the one seen on Ralph’s arm. I’ve never seen a dude with an estrogen pocket before, though.
 
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Also - his arms and hands are so pudgy and soft it literally looks like a baby. I'm not even meming, you could photoshop his arms onto a baby and no one would notice. What kind of man has such soft, effeminate physical features? Pathetic.
I can’t believe May doesn’t throw up in her mouth every time she has to focus on that greasy fleshy underbelly in a vaguely human. He’s transformed into a wigger version of Barron Harkonnen.
 
Ralph just bitched at Pantsu for failing to turn the camera at him while he was "speaking" lol
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meigh mocking his catchphrases ala faith and the vickers clan already, snippy passive aggressive comments (tbf to ralph it actually seemed like he caught that he sounded like a karen and tried to smooth over his tone before getting overly offended at may catching the insult but not the retreat and defending herself against the implied accusation), cold war esque tension so fragile even a scant lost bit of disposable footage of basically nothing explodes into a near brawl, not so much resolving or even letting conflicts go but instead ignoring their animosity hoping some good times dissipates it, holy fuck i didnt know it was this bad.

I thought it was just the camouflage pattern on her shirt. I know these motherfuckers are stupid, but are they “Meigh will walk around the convention every day with a pillow under her shirt, what could possibly go wrong?” stupid. (Probably.)
..... theres a fucking corner jutting out, you can see the point where the straight lines meet into a vertex.
 
I thought it was just the camouflage pattern on her shirt. I know these motherfuckers are stupid, but are they “Meigh will walk around the convention every day with a pillow under her shirt, what could possibly go wrong?” stupid. (Probably.)
just imagine her moving her hand towards a handshake with someone and a fucking pillow comes dropping down from her shirt. Then meigh breaking down while ralph starts yelling at the person giving the handshake.
 
I'm bummed we haven't gotten any tweets threatening to "knock the fuck outta anyone getting in mah face, I tell ya." I guess even he isn't audacious enough to talk that kind of shit after the thrashing he took in Portugal. Hopefully we'll get some footage of someone yanking the pillow out of Meigh's shirt. Oh, and wouldn't it be epic if the feds froze his bank account after he gets his Odysee money? 👮‍♂️
 
This actually makes me feel a bit bad. You see him catch himself and try to laugh it off, but the rage trickles back out when she speaks to him
I'd almost believe that he's reduced his alcohol intake with both the smidgen of self-awareness he showed when he caught himself, and the bitter tone to his typical angry outbursts. Also lol at him wiping his eye, is it still fucked from the beating or did he get a little teary from all the sulking?
 
Rate me optimistic but I think Ralph may have a fight or at least an argument at AFPAC with one of the guests. I feel one of Nick's crawlers may make a comment about the Gunt which will set him off. As much as Nick sorta defends him, his fans will think Ralph a low tier punching bag.
A lot will depend on how much booze Ralph does or doesn’t consume. The best part is he really can’t socialize in public sober, but he goes full retard when drunk.

I look forward to Ralph being spotted in the wild and reports about the sweaty, fat, beady eyed Gunt trying to network among catboys half his age. He will probably bring his baby moma along with him for security which will certainly go over well at the “no girls allowed” club meet.
 
My favorite part is the plastic grocery bag luggage.

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What's the point of driving this putrid sub-prime box on wheels if you're gonna use the backseat like the trunk and stuff it with your smelly possessions? His sub-prime Nissin noodles container looks like Ronnie's crackshack.

Way to drive a $40k truck like a $4000 junkyard box.
 
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That's interesting. Nausea in the third trimester isn't uncommon, but usually happens in the first. Women with bad all-day nausea are given medicine. I don't know what to make of the sudden nausea, because it really isn't uncommon in the third trimester. But it is a bit sus. Super shitty of Ralph not to at least pull over or offer to find her some water to swish around her mouth.

If Meigh gets this sick on the way to Orlando, imagine how FUN the trip to Dallas will be!
 
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