Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 292 45.5%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 350 54.5%

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Luna is tall and chubby. Being over 200lbs for someone who is like, what, 5’9? isn’t that wild. If she worked out and had muscle she’d probably be close to over sill over 200. Besides her stank ass appearance I doubt anyone seeing Luna walk down the street would think “look at that obese bitch”. She’s chubby. Get over it and stop staring at anorexics.

Not a good look Tuna
Some one sounds mighty invested in proving that someone of that stature isn’t obese
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She’s obese. Get over it and stop staring at fatties.
 
She's 5'11". That's way above average for an American female and a couple of inches above average for the American male. She's no Slaton but she does have more than a few pounds she could shed...
I know someone that’s 5’10 and around 140ish and she doesn’t look like a skelly.
She looks thin but normal imo.
 
Even if Luna was obese (she's not, overweight sure but for her height shes not obese), it would still be the least of her problems and probably the least milky thing about her. Becoming a junkie for the aesthetic and refusing to leave a gross, middle aged :politisperg: even with possible eviction looming is far more entertaining and what makes her a cow.
 
Yeah I doubt she's getting thrown out just yet. I feel like she'll be able to get continuinces until either she moves in with one of her parents or one of Lurch's junkie friends decides to let them crash on the couch. I don't think living in a cardboard box is in the cards for Tuna quite yet.
 
Yes she does it’s March 2 or 3rd I believe. But don’t worry she is still gonna collect all the Sanrio crap she possibly can.

I bet they’ll get another continuance. If not at least Luna has enough blubber to keep her warm all winter.
What could she get a continuous for? The first time made sense which was to get a court appointed attorney which they always grant.
 
Why are her arms all red? Was she out in the cold in that am baby getup or what? I'd say she looks like a slutty monster truck rally groupie, but she isn't remotely that cool, so I have to go with aging lot lizard struggling to raise four children that she'll get custody back of "ANY DAY NOW GUYS".

Anyway, does anyone else ever wonder what would happen if instead of getting thin, bitch just got SUPER JACKED? She doesn't have to worry about being the thinnest or prettiest girl in therapy if she's the strongest. That's the thinspo tumblr I wanna see, the one where Luna waxes poetic about being an uwu pastel gorilla.

Has anyone ever shifted addictions from heroin and benzos, to coke and illegal Central American-sourced steroids?
 
Why are her arms all red? Was she out in the cold in that am baby getup or what? I'd say she looks like a slutty monster truck rally groupie, but she isn't remotely that cool, so I have to go with aging lot lizard struggling to raise four children that she'll get custody back of "ANY DAY NOW GUYS".

Anyway, does anyone else ever wonder what would happen if instead of getting thin, bitch just got SUPER JACKED? She doesn't have to worry about being the thinnest or prettiest girl in therapy if she's the strongest. That's the thinspo tumblr I wanna see, the one where Luna waxes poetic about being an uwu pastel gorilla.

Has anyone ever shifted addictions from heroin and benzos, to coke and illegal Central American-sourced steroids?
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Close to the same build
 
Why are her arms all red? Was she out in the cold in that am baby getup or what? I'd say she looks like a slutty monster truck rally groupie, but she isn't remotely that cool, so I have to go with aging lot lizard struggling to raise four children that she'll get custody back of "ANY DAY NOW GUYS".

Anyway, does anyone else ever wonder what would happen if instead of getting thin, bitch just got SUPER JACKED? She doesn't have to worry about being the thinnest or prettiest girl in therapy if she's the strongest. That's the thinspo tumblr I wanna see, the one where Luna waxes poetic about being an uwu pastel gorilla.

Has anyone ever shifted addictions from heroin and benzos, to coke and illegal Central American-sourced steroids?
most likely some, but most shift from anorexia/bulimia to straight up hardcore fitness, as its "the same thing" but looked upon healthier.
and it still lets them off the hook of not eating bad foods, not being fat, and the excuse of working out long hours,

and i meant "the same thing" loosely,

most benzo/heroin addicts get addicted to jesus as they feel they have commited alot of sins and carry a lot of guilt so they hope faith gets them to be more at peace with themselves, and therefore be a better person for their family,
if it works, thats debatable


she can work out all she wants, but those tits will stay sad
 
most likely some, but most shift from anorexia/bulimia to straight up hardcore fitness, as its "the same thing" but looked upon healthier.
and it still lets them off the hook of not eating bad foods, not being fat, and the excuse of working out long hours,

and i meant "the same thing" loosely,

most benzo/heroin addicts get addicted to jesus as they feel they have commited alot of sins and carry a lot of guilt so they hope faith gets them to be more at peace with themselves, and therefore be a better person for their family,
if it works, thats debatable


she can work out all she wants, but those tits will stay sad
She doesn't feel guilty for her actions, or any real shame outside of indignation that anyone would dare lump her in with crackheads and their ilk. The religious stuff is pretty iconography, and I honestly don't feel like she's capable of humbling herself to a higher power unless Lurch does it, and then it would have to be during the throes of a manic episode.

I could settle for orthorexia, but what'd really make my day would be casual steroid use. Somebody tell her Cobain was way into deadlifting.
 
For whatever reason Tuna sent me a Snapchat of her cat sniffing her head. It was weird as hell considering I’ve never interacted with the cow and I added her on Snapchat years ago. Has she snap chatted any other random people?

Edit: idk how to save videos so maybe someone can archive but she posted the video on Instagram so I guess she mass sent it or something
 
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Luna is tall and chubby. Being over 200lbs for someone who is like, what, 5’9? isn’t that wild. If she worked out and had muscle she’d probably be close to over sill over 200. Besides her stank ass appearance I doubt anyone seeing Luna walk down the street would think “look at that obese bitch”. She’s chubby. Get over it and stop staring at anorexics.
I think the fact that she's tall (for a female) and pear shaped gives the illusion that she's slightly smaller than she actually is because you don't usually think someone who is 220lbs would have a waist. Still it's somewhat impressive that a junkie could be so fat, but I guess Daddy Tuna might pay for food every now and then so that means she doesn't have to do the usual junkie choice between getting high and eating,
 
Is it suddenly summer in her grimy corner of New York? There's nowhere this is appropriate to wear in fucking February.
Fellow new jersian here , oddly enough it was actually warm enough to wear that a few days this passed week. There was some weird freak warm front…… in case anyone was wondering it hailed all day where I am, gotta love having 3 seasons in a week.

On another note , the texture of her pants is going to grab a bunch of dirt and grime. But most of all they’ll be covered in her residual makeup because she clear can’t wash her hands. This cheap material will also be ruined after the 4th time she wears them.

Normally I’d after the 4th time she washes them but we all know she doesn’t wash anything period.
 
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