Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Multiple videos going around of Russian ICBMs being moved
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I have experience with ICBMs. The long-range ICBMs are always pointed at mainland United States (just like ours are always pointed back). These are probably shorter-range ICBMs being moved to target NATO European countries, as an escalation option, in the event of NATO intervention.

I do not believe NATO will get involved in this conflict due to the fact that the US and Russia still have enough nuclear weapons stockpiled to render the planet uninhabitable. The planet-killing standoff that started in the cold war never really ended. The Twitterfags will just continue to shake their fists impotently at Russia but that's all that's going to happen (I hope).

President Incontinence probably isn't allowed unsupervised access to the Football, in case he has a little whoopsie and presses the button that ends the world.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Best indicator that someone know shit about military planes but want to sound smart to other retards

The F-35 has had a lot of bumps in development, but it seems to be shaping up into a good follow-up to the F-15. My problem is that I'm seeing signs of Wunderwaffen Syndrome, with the Air Force occasionally getting up to proclaim that they want to replace almost the whole damned combat fleet with the thing.

 

[Jabba2988]

eh, 1/10, you can try harder.

Like ukraine?

 

[George Lucas]

Uncarbonated water in glass bottles is incredibly cheap and has unlimited shelf life. Even with MREs you still need water anyways. So stashing some drinking water and buying a decent survival filter is good practice in any event. Not that I think anyone needs it in this case.

I just want to still have pasta available for everyday cooking once the broader population goes panic buying again.

You only need water if you want to heat it up, and for the drink (which you need some kind of water anyway). MREs are otherwise ready to eat. You also need a lot less water. You can probably get away with with 1 qt of water per pound of pasta but it will be disgusting. The minimum is 4 qts per pound for the right texture. The water is salty and goes to waste after, though I suppose you could boil with fresh water and drink it after (it will be starchy and disgusting), but again your pasta will be subpar.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

So do I need to order those Rad Thyroid pills?

Not particularly and you should have Iodine on hand regardless since it is great for sterilizing wounds, purifying water, and yes mitigating radiation damage.

 

[Vince McMahon]

You sperg out about people who aren't vaxxed

You must've mistaken me for someone else. You have quotes of me doing exactly that, right?

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Yeah, that was about what I expected.
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Tyler Perry in Madea Goes To War.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It makes no sense. Like the CDC sees that Russia is invading Ukraine and says, "Quick! We need to shift our Covid monitoring away from overall case counts and toward numbers of severe cases!" At this point you may as well start connecting things with red string on a corkboard.

Link

Link

 

[Frail Snail]

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Good luck explaining to your people that they're going to war over NVIDIA

Service guarantees citizenship Elden Ring at 60 FPS.

 

[sneedpest]

Help please some explain this take for me , i understand it that cody sees a ceasefire as a loss for russia or maybe not ?

 

[Vince McMahon]

Like ukraine?

That's not even registering, 0/10.

 

[A Logging Company]

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Good luck explaining to your people that they're going to war over NVIDIA

Imagine condemning a generation of men to die over a SQL injection from some hacker who works for the Russian Mafia.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Neck yourself. Honestly. I wish that you die. I don't care about how mad I am.

Die.

So it's gone from "we don't have nazis" to "we have nazis, so what" to "fuck it, we're all nazis"? You should step away from the internet.

 

[BradCarter]

Guys can we please stop poking the oversensitive spergs when the siege of Kiev starts? It would be nice to lower the ratio of dumb shit to actual information

 

[Jump]

The west is full of galaxy brain pissants. Canada wants to remove Russia from swift cutting them off from international trade completely. Telling Russia has nothing left to loss. Russia might as well go ballistic after that.
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Troudo is one dumb motherfucker.
He didn't learn from the damage done to the Canadian banking system by messing with peoples bank accounts in the trucker protest. Now he wants to do the same mistake on a international scale.

Cut off a system that is USD/Euro based and your only going to make trading in Yuan/Rupee more mainstream.

 

[Stoneheart]

By ((())) you mean Russian kikes, right?

Well they could start with kiketown or what ever its called.

Yeah, that was about what I expected.

is that blackface?

 

[verissimus]

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Kiwis, which one of them is the bottom?

Zelensky or Joe Biden who they're standing on top of.

 

[Hackallier]

Damn it, now I feel like staying up for the night to see what happens.

 

[George Lucas]

The F-35 has had a lot of bumps in development, but it seems to be shaping up into a good follow-up to the F-15. My problem is that I'm seeing signs of Wunderwaffen Syndrome, with the Air Force occasionally getting to to proclaim that they want to replace almost the whole damned combat fleet with the thing.

The RADAR doesn’t work.

 

[Psychotron]

By ((())) you mean Russian kikes, right?

I think they mean Russian Lisp programmers