Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

How well is the combat this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 46 6.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ A well planned strike with few faults

    Votes: 45 6.5%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 292 42.1%
  • ⭐⭐ Worse than expected

    Votes: 269 38.8%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 42 6.1%

  • Total voters
    694
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I got nothing to say that hasn't already been said other than this shit being fucked up, but I do have a stolen meme.

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Seriously, where are all the supposed "equal rights" women now that only the men between the ages of 18-60 can't leave Ukraine anymore? 🙃
 
The abstention is quite interesting. China I expected, but India and UAE too?
India has always had relatively good relations with Russia and they get a lot of their military gear from there.

There's a reason such a major country barely played a role during the Cold War: they were effectively a neutral country without officially declaring themselves as such, and instead cozied up to both blocs in equal measure.
 
Some delusional and enternally holdomorish buttmad Ukrainians being Wehraboos isnt a reason to start a war.
Its the lunatic fuckers that gave these exact "lets gas some russians lel" nazi militia guys access to modern weapons and a Russian minority to use them on by including their bootleg "Großukraine" militia unit into the Nato-Funded real life Ukr military forces.
Including plans for their own manufacturing of big 'ol suicide bomber drones in cooperation with Nato-member turkey to get that Wunderwaffe V3 feeling when turning ivan from the east into paste.

Like just dont hand crazy lolcows fucking kamikaze-drones and rifles and tanks and a licence to kill whomever they deem an undesireable or traitor, and everything is bambucha.
(This is how other countries deal with this kinda "problem" btw. Just dont let the crazies get too crazy. Keep it contained and them away from explosives.
DONT FUCKING HAND THEM BMPs, AN AK AND A FREE TARGET THEY HATE LIKE A KIKE HATES A GERMAN.)

Its why you dont see bubba actually unloading his AR-15 into a random nigger during the summer of peace. Bubbas RWDS LARPing group is (95% glowies and) not a part of the US Army.

You betcha every (western) country would have this problem near instantly if you created a nationalist paramilitary unit that gets to actually be an RWDS and round up whomever they want to.
Especially if you have something like a past genocide working as free, eternally relevant recruitment propaganda. Especially specially if they think they have NATO backing for their actions since NATO bought the guns they kill the Minorities with. Im the last one to go uwu poor noble savages dindu nothing, but you cant just go full RWDS without someone taking offense.
Its not a "Nazi problem", its a "LARPers stopped LARPing and are killing people IRL because we(the west) Armed another terrorist group" problem.
Getting solved either way though the way things are going currently.
Only feel really sorry for the average Ukranian Babushka that has to leave her hometown and loose her sons because the LARP of some cunts went too far.
I for the most part agree. No one would give a shit if they kept it contained to their LARP circle and did not suddenly get NATO funding, training, and "legitimacy" in the eyes of the adoring globohomo media.
 
Yes. You can do it with vermicelli or even broken up spaghetti. The bigger the pasta, the harder it gets to do it this way.

As a drawback you need oil. (Maybe a non-stick pan would work?) But it seems like a better use of pasta over boiling it when water access is limited.

We can also do this:
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I got nothing to say that hasn't already been said other than this shit being fucked up, but I do have a stolen meme.

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Seriously, where are all the supposed "equal rights" women now that only the men between the ages of 18-60 can't leave Ukraine anymore? 🙃
Don't you know when war happens, women most affected?
 
Nah man. Living in Russia is hell. Just imagine a British like weather but snow and extreme perpetual poverty.

Your dad is a drunk. Most of the good jobs taken by oligarch kids. Education blows. Your mom is beaten everyday.

Life is harsh and brutal. That's Russia.
Depends on where you are. Saint Petersburg, the deep south and Russian Riviera (Krasnodar, Sochi, Gelendzhik, etc.) Moscow (duh), Vladivostok, and a smattering of regions in the interior aren't half bad.

The rest indeed is half-frozen or fully frozen hellscape with all the aforementioned sociocultural issues.
 
You can probably get away with with 1 qt of water per pound of pasta but it will be disgusting. The minimum is 4 qts per pound for the right texture. The water is salty and goes to waste after, though I suppose you could boil with fresh water and drink it after (it will be starchy and disgusting), but again your pasta will be subpar.
Ackshually, you can make good pasta with no wasted water. You only need to add the amount of water the pasta will absorb. At least smaller pastatypes and not spagetti.

The trick is that you need to keep stirring it and turn down the heat a bit, especially once the pasta has absorbed most of the water. I often make pasta like this at home where I obviously have unlimited water. It's much quicker to heat the water, less dishes (as I don't need to strain the water away), and having the cooked pasta be a bit more starchy on the outside (but still the same texture) is a good thing in many dishes.
 
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