Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[PFM]

Ackshually, you can make good pasta with no wasted water. You only need to add the amount of water the pasta will absorb. At least smaller pastatypes and not spagetti.

The trick is that you need to keep stirring it and turn down the heat a bit, especially once the pasta has absorbed most of the water. I often make pasta like this at home where I obviously have unlimited water. It's much quicker to heat the water, less dishes (as I don't need to strain the water away), and having the cooked pasta be a bit more starchy on the outside (but still the same texture) is a good thing in many dishes.

Let's turn this into a cooking thread.

 

[cybertoaster]

THey're fucking pollution goblins. I can't underestimate them, I have no expectations beyond them lowering the pet population in whatever neighborhood they move into.

LOL "Supercarrier". They're still building ramp launch carriers that ride too low in the water and are probably made with cardboard and plywood.

Who gives a shit what is "being built", the US has like 3 carriers "being built" or some stupid number.

The Navy would claim we didn't have countermeasures for a fucking rowboat if it got them more carriers and a bigger slice of the Defense budget. The Navy claimed they didn't have any proper countermeasures for Somolian pirates at one point and sliced themselves off a nice chunk of the budget.

They countermeasured by finding the keys to the Marine's armory and chasing them away from their crayons and loli porn.

The F22 has the radar signature of a fucking marble for 90% of the radar detection systems.

They claim the fighter uses "Advanced Chinese AI" so I guess we should consider ourselves lucky if it doesn't circle cities and buy up masks and try to sell everyone rip-off Pokemon cards.

THe fighter also has a shit forward facing radar profile as well as a shit rear-facing profile, meaning it's fucking missile bait.

They supposedly have 150. If it's anything like actual Chinese numbers, there's probably three of them, some balloons painted to look like them, a handful of cardboard cutouts, and a sign that says "More Dis Way!"

If their plane was good enough they'd be flying that shit everywhere, not talking tech demos.

Oh well, I guess they can steal some more technology and maybe have Canada hand them some stealth tech and they can try again.

If they concentrate really hard, maybe they'll remember to put the wings on the right way this time.

Everything you're saying its unbelievably retarded. The Navy its basically ignoring the existence of chinese ASML during exercises because if they don't they they lose an entire fleet in less than an hour.

So? It hasn't even launched yet, and if it follows the pattern of their other carriers they'll fuck it up. Also the J-20 isn't a carrier based aircraft Also, believing Chinese supplied numbers about anything? Christ above, we'll see when it actually launches and we can get independent confirmation.

They've just started to use their own because they couldn't get them to work reliably before. They don't have "hundreds" of them and the Indians seem to think they can spot them on radar a good bit out, so I doubt the "stealthier than a F-22" claim. Again, stop listening to Chang when he claims "China Numba 1" unless you have independent verification. The Chinese lie about everything.

It's not cope it's called not trusting Chinese self-reported claims and numbers without independent verification. They're worse than the Russians are when it comes to lying about military shit.

Yes its all chang lies, everything, they been lying all the time. World's #2 economy? all lies, all made up, when you go to china its just a goat with a old timey chinese hat, the country doesn't even exist at all the maps are wrong everything is fake.

 

[Toothpaste]

Depends on where you are. Saint Petersburg, the deep south and Russian Riviera (Krasnodar, Sochi, Gelendzhik, etc.) Moscow (duh), Vladivostok, and a smattering of regions in the interior aren't half bad.

The rest indeed is half-frozen or fully frozen hellscape with all the aforementioned sociocultural issues.

I have friends in Moscow who would like to move to the west but feel like Moscow has so many high tech luxuries, sights, stores and restaurants that it really is not worth it. At least not unless the economy collapses.

However, if you live somewhere in a poor provincial town, life is completely different. I remember when I was a kid seeing a family living year-round in shipping containers. They just put a satellite antenna on top and called it a day.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

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I just might cum.

 

[Bananadana]

Ukrainians are tying to bring another psyop soldier into existence, the totally real Ukranian Reaper who totally personally killed 20 Russians

https://twitter.com/WW3updated/status/1497346570853007361?s=20&t=_pYTWWlRinasZDvNvs_XVA

20 kills gets you a cool title and you are a hero.
It took people hundreds of dead enemies to gain that kinda rep back in my days.

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That russian paratrooper should have not recorded the tiktok from inside the plane earlier.

 

[BradCarter]

 

[Keystone]

Give me bad boy stickers if this was posted already, but that picture of the Ukie with an AS VAL from some dead Russian Spetsnaz is probably fake.

Here's what a real AS VAL mag looks like.

Here's what an Airsoft VAL mag looks like.

Hmm...

 

[Jimothy]

If God exists he should be able to deter a little bit of shelling.

It's a synogogue. That falls under Moloch's jurisdiction.

 

[NJBear]

Guys can we please stop poking the oversensitive spergs when the siege of Kiev starts? It would be nice to lower the ratio of dumb shit to actual information

Aircraft of unknown origin spotted earlier leaving the North Pole opening to the hollow earth. Now over Finland heading towards Ukraine. A cryptic message was send to NATO over Norwegian air space, "This is General Ernst Rohm, you're all going to get anal probed."

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Ok now NATO is getting serious, Putin better watch out.

[edit: guess I was a minute or so late to this one]

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More like GAYTO amirite

 

[Very_sad_man]

Surprised that there have been no sanctions against Belarus, even though the Russian attack on Kiev came from Belarusian territory.

That's like Russia attacking the USA through Mexico and everyone saying that the Mexicans "Dindu nuffin!"

Apparently there are some sanctions (from EU)

Twitter Whole shit, I'm not reading that

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Yet they just shot down a transport plane with a cap of 140. Just a few mill left to go and this will all work out for the best.

If you seriously believe everything you read on the internet then you may be autistic.

 

[draggs]

Anyone else tired of the piss cold takes of "rUsSiA bAd No ReAsOn To Do ThIs reeeee"?

If you're bored there's plenty of slapfight threads

Is this it Putinbros and Ukebros is tonight the night

 

[Wy4M]

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This is a Ukrainian soldier giving morale to his troops. He's a true hero. He didn't want this. It was thrust upon him. And he's making the best of it. Going down fighting. In the face of overwhelming odds, knowing he will lose, he finds his fighting spirit. This is a man out for blood. May God bless him.

https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1497317947169296385

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No, he's an utter idiot ready to die for whatever idealistic bullshit they made him to believe.

 

[thisighuf]

Showing suport for Ukraine by making skins for CS:GO

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

where's the russian propaganda at? not tv shit, but "we killed 52 million hohols, here's a pic of a blown out armored vehicle"

ratio of dead katsaps to hohols is like 20 to 1 in the thread right now, they can't be eating shit that hard

Russia seems to be legitimately trying to minimize casualties. Boasting about how many people they've killed wouldn't actually help them.

 

[RVNX]

>China tells Russia to be smart and return to a diplomatic solution

Wew

 

[BeautifulCancer]

This is a Ukrainian soldier giving morale to his troops. He's a true hero. He didn't want this. It was thrust upon him. And he's making the best of it. Going down fighting. In the face of overwhelming odds, knowing he will lose, he finds his fighting spirit. This is a man out for blood. May God bless him.

https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1497317947169296385

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"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

If you seriously believe everything you read on the internet then you may be autistic.

If you believe a word out of parkinson-brained Putin's mouth you're more retarded than the Ukrainians who gave away their nukes.

 

[AGPinochet]

Now, I'm going to play devil's advocate here, but you realize that the VAL can be issued with more than just a 10/20 round magazine correct?

look at the holes in the airsoft mag and look at the holes in the supposedly real mag