Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[The Periodic Gamer]

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

 

[Corpun]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

 

[Aidan]

Proper encryption is pretty damn good these days and it's easier to just march in and start confiscating machines and scouring their drives rather than some l33t remote hacker bullshit

Disagree, plus the encryption would still be in effect if you got the drives. Russia is actually good at being 1337 h4x0r5 and have always been in Ukrainian networks, even the ISPs from which they can "swim" anywhere. They can yoink encrypted files back to the motherland over the net and try to decrypt them and full-disk encryption is irrelevant for a remote hacker.
I don't know I just think "omg they'll find the hunter biden files!!" is retarded, especially considering how much time the relevant contacts have to just DFE.

 

[Breadbassket]

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

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Instructions on how to make, use and where to throw molotov cocktails?

 

[Toothpaste]

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https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/1497359841836290052

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This is the most Jewish thing I've heard all day.

I take back what I said. Between Ukraine and Russia, it's the American propaganda that's the worst.

 

[Johnny Salami]

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This is the most Jewish thing I've heard all day.

"Only the Kremlin lies, goyim."

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

Same as always. People screaming about jews, people screaming about NATO, people screaming about the lost treasure of the Biden family, and people screaming that orange man would for some reason have prevented this in their chosen reality.

 

[Yaks]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

Nothing. UN Security Counsel bitch slapped at Russia for an hour and accomplished nothing because of veto powers.

 

[Vaclav]

There is no confirmation yet from either side. The Russians are believed to be the culprit, but so far its just that word, "believed. All I can say with certainty is that there is proof of the damage one vessel took while another one had footage of being on fire. All of the ships involved were bulk carriers. One was Moldovan, one was Japanese and one was Turkish

It occurs to me that it would be extremely easy for one side to perform false flag attacks and blame the other, since they use mostly the same equipment. Ukraine could hit foreign shipping vessels with missiles Russia also uses in an attempt to bait others into the conflict.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Found this but it's from a hardcore Russiaboo, so take this with a massive grain of salt.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

@Corpun

The good snow-slavs are still getting the shit beat out of them by the bad snow-slavs.

Instructions on how to make, use and where to throw molotov cocktails?

I wonder which government made the infograpic. That's a pretty snazzy image, not gonna lie.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

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Good luck explaining to your people that they're going to war over NVIDIA

Fuck yeah, do you know how much I've made on NVIDIA stock the last 5 years?!

 

[OG Swolemaster]

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

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Top one is instructions on how to get yourself shot and maybe annoy the tank crew slightly.

 

[HumanHive]

ATTENTION HUSBANDS OF UKRAINE
DO NOT ALLOW YOUR WOMEN TO FLEE TO POLAND
BIG BLACK AMERICAN BUCKS ARE WAITING TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU, IMPLANTING THEM WITH MUTT SEED AND DESTROY THEIR SLAVIC HERITAGE

JOIN WITH YOUR RUSSIAN BROTHERS AND SURRENDER YOUR DAUGHTER’S PUSSY TO THE NEAREST SPETSNAZ FORTHWITH.

t. Your Friendly Eastern Allies

 

[K-Hole]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

Thread is not going in the direction they were hoping for (Russians).

 

[mr.moon1488]

We want to appear as hostile as possible to our enemy that will definitely make them surrender and not spur on to fight harder. I call gay-ops

>According to unnamed glow niggers that hate Russia, Russia is threatening to kill soldiers' families for no real reason whatsoeva
>What goy? Of course, we don't have any evidence of this threat, just trust us

 

[Sammich]

Same as always. People screaming about jews, people screaming about NATO, people screaming about the lost treasure of the Biden family, and people screaming that orange man would for some reason have prevented this in their chosen reality.

And some faggot posting endless tardrage.

 

[naffatune]

Trucks carrying tankettes in Belarus head to Ukraine as reinforcements; source does not specify which side, but we all know they're Russian (@NotWoofers)

 

[Richardface]

Hi guys I'm back. My take as someone who has a good track record of predictions so far:

- Russia isn't doing as well as they hoped but they're not doing badly
- russia has committed only 50% of its troops and only a fraction of its strategic resources (cruise/ballistic missiles and the like) so far
- so looks like they're going for slow & steady rather than a blitz
- why? Is the question, and it does seem they are trying to minimise casualties, both civilian and military, which suggests they are trying to minimise international reaction and Ukrainian resentment in the upcoming occupation
- Ukraine is trying to make up for all its deficiencies with an extreme propaganda push and manufactured hero stories. It is not a sign of strength.
- Ukraine is blowing up a lot of bridges which won't be too effective because one thing the Russian army invests a lot of resources into and historically has been very good at is fording operations
- Ukraine's decision to give ak-47s and Molotov to any random gopnik who shows an interest is not going to be militarily useful as they are, as we are already seeing, just as likely to shoot each other and regular Ukrainian soldiers as the Russians. Agree with assessment that its to encourage Russian troops to start lighting up civvies
- so looks like grand plan for each side is: Russia intends slow and steady occupation keeping infrastructure intact and civilian resentment and international condemnation low; Ukraine knows they are lost so all efforts are into encouraging international intervention (which neatly parallels what the Russians are trying to avoid showing leadership on both sides have come to same conclusion on what determines victory)

Also an interesting thought experiment: after this current unpleasantness is over, Russia lines up all these troops against the Baltics and Poland and says sanction end or war. How do you think the Western elite will react to being called on their bullshit?

 

[Breadbassket]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

War continues. Most sigifinicant international thing in the last 6 hours I think is the US Treasury announcing the imposing of sanctions on Putin, His Foreign Minister, His Defense Minister and the Chief of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Russia.