Crossover 2/25/2022 Ethan Ralph at AFPACIII (Glowing Convention) - Ethan Ralph meets his Master Nicholas J. Fuentes. Crossover event with Fuentes and Torba, GriftPACIII.

[An automatic clown]

I'm getting second-hand stress watching that clip. He's literally raging and seething so hard because he couldn't wait 30 seconds for two trucks to pass each other? Fuck he's a terrible driver.

I'm calling it; after this roadtrip nightmare, May will pull out of the bowling trip. That drive is twice as long, she'll find an excuse related to the baby.

May is an abject retard. You're overly optimistic

 

[Telemeter]

Holy shit. What a stinky nigger pig.

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Oh yeah, he'll never beat the living shit out of his own daughter because she had the audacity to cry for hunger or a dirty nappy someday.

I feel sorry for May and the baby, but if he had lost control and flipped or caused a massive multi car accident and died he would have 100% deserved it.

This is only a few months after he totaled the guntmobile, which was also his fault. He needs to have his driver's license revoked for life.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

Holy shit. What a stinky nigger pig.

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Oh yeah, he'll never beat the living shit out of his own daughter because she had the audacity to cry for hunger or a dirty nappy someday.

What's the timestamp for that? I was looking for it and stumbled on this separate instance of him passing two cars on the opposite shoulder:

 

[Frog Ken]

Lacking a bit of inspiration for what to put here, so I went with an old classic.

 

[veri]

Why is he listening to Nymphetamine Fix? Ugh...

yeah i thought ralph was a trad christian man

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^Ralphs 10+ year playlist selection^

when i watched the stream ralph would play a song halfway through then skip it. being in a car with people like that sucks. like they don’t listen to a few seconds then skip but they listen halfway through and can’t even finish one fucking song before skipping. it is imperative for anyone driving with someone like this to slap their hand when they reach for the radio

At the risk of moralizing, it does piss me off to see him treat his pregnant fiancee this way. Ralph clearly gives more of a shit about his fucking car then May puking. He doesn’t even ask how he can help, or try. He keeps double taking over with his beady eyes to make sure his bitch doesn’t cause a mess.

Maybe I’m traditional, but if your woman is pregnant and carrying your child you need to be extra fucking nice to her - and May’s not even doing anything, just feeling ill. Shit, pregnant women can be insane, but they’re morphing their entire body and becoming borderline disabled to create your legacy. Show some respect you disgusting fat faggot.

Worst of all. He’s on livestream. This is when you’d think he’d at least try to appear nice. If this is how Ralph acts when the camera’s on, I can’t imagine how bad he must be off. For real this fat subhuman has anger issues and treats women like shit.

he needs to keep the car clean for when it gets repo’d by nissan of richmond. too late though i bet the carpets are stained with liquor and the truck stinks of old food, alcohol, and stale vomit. definitely food under the seats, cigarette butts on the floor

 

[Telemeter]

What's the timestamp for that? I was looking for it and stumbled on this separate instance of him passing two cars on the opposite shoulder:
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Around the 3:46, if he's ragepigging and hollering you've got it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine driving down the highway like a fucking troglodyte.

 

[free_protons4u]

Traffic laws vary state by state but it's likely some of this stuff rises to a misdemeanor level. I'm excited at the prospect of Ralph accumulating multiple traffic cases all down the I-95 corridor! He's going for the high score of number of jurisdictions with a conviction I'm guessing. Ronnie would be so proud.

Queue the old Simpsons clip of the bullies comitting crimes, and one of them says "Video taping this crime spree was the smartest thing we've ever done!"

 

[LadiosSopp]

Traffic laws vary state by state but it's likely some of this stuff rises to a misdemeanor level. I'm excited at the prospect of Ralph accumulating multiple traffic cases all down the I-95 corridor! He's going for the high score of number of jurisdictions with a conviction I'm guessing. Ronnie would be so proud.

Queue the old Simpsons clip of the bullies comitting crimes, and one of them says "Video taping this crime spree was the smartest thing we've ever done!"

At the risk of sounding weeny and ayyylawgish, I wonder what the odds are of someone sending that footage into whichever LEOs area of jurisdiction that would cover? Rate me optimistic/dumb/whichever but having Gunt get hit with what I'm guessing would be a costly ticket or God forbid get his license suspended would be the funniest shit. I just love seeing Ralph's actions result in Karmic Shit being sprayed back all over his face.

 

[free_protons4u]

At the risk of sounding weeny and ayyylawgish, I wonder what the odds are of someone sending that footage into whichever LEOs area of jurisdiction that would cover? Rate me optimistic/dumb/whichever but having Gunt get hit with what I'm guessing would be a costly ticket or God forbid get his license suspended would be the funniest shit. I just love seeing Ralph's actions result in Karmic Shit being sprayed back all over his face.

I’m not going to do it but I guarantee you someone will. At least Vickers will for sure.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I’m not going to do it but I guarantee you someone will. At least Vickers will for sure.

I wouldn't either because that's very poo-touchy and I just like watching this trainwreck from afar, but hoo boy it would be funny if someone was mad enough to do it and it actually resulted in Gunt getting screwed lol

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Worst of all. He’s on livestream. This is when you’d think he’d at least try to appear nice. If this is how Ralph acts when the camera’s on, I can’t imagine how bad he must be off. For real this fat subhuman has anger issues and treats women like shit.

What do you expect? We all heard how Ralph treated his mother who needed dialysis. Ralph has zero compassion for other human beings unless he can extract money from them.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Traffic laws vary state by state but it's likely some of this stuff rises to a misdemeanor level. I'm excited at the prospect of Ralph accumulating multiple traffic cases all down the I-95 corridor! He's going for the high score of number of jurisdictions with a conviction I'm guessing. Ronnie would be so proud.

Queue the old Simpsons clip of the bullies comitting crimes, and one of them says "Video taping this crime spree was the smartest thing we've ever done!"

Question I just thought of: What if whatever court gave him that suspended sentence for the revenge porn saw this?

 

[free_protons4u]

Some things to keep in mind to anyone who is alogging a report

1. Mention his pregnant fiancé is in the car too. Emphasize that he was putting her at risk and his 7 or 8 month along denom baby
2. Don’t link the whole stream but clip the relevant parts including the spergout afterwards
3. Include clips of all cases of his aggressive driving, even if outside the jurisdiction, to establish a pattern of behavior
4. Link to his cozy.tv with matching time stamps for every clip you sent to establish identity.

 

[Chris Mclean]

A calm and serene drive to FL.

Go to about 3:46:

Ralph passes a couple of semis.

Edit: You might need to back up to about 3:46.

Holy fuck and I thought passing on the shoulder with you heavily pregnant woman was bad enough but then he brake checks the semi. The semi driver is doing nothing wrong he's just going about his day and trying to pass the other driver.
Then Pantsu makes the whole situation worse by enabling him by messaging his ego for several minutes. They are a match made in hell these two, this is gonna end up horribly for one of them. Pantsu you enabling his behavior might save you from a verbal bruising or beating but this is just gonna keep escalating as Ralph keeps deteriorating. He will do anything to get back a little bit of control.

Also i really like the thing at the end where Ralph says:
"I forgot the name for it but my mom taught me when i was like 5 years old." While most of us were watching Pokemon Ralphs mama tought him about brake checking.

 

[An automatic clown]

Ralph's license getting suspended isnt the own you think it is.
The fat fuck sits on his ass for hours a day in front of a camera for a "job"
I assume he only has to drive for booze and court appearances but he has Pantsu for that if he loses his license. I'm sure subway will give her ample time off

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

No water, no do you need to pull over, no do you need something to eat, no do we need to find a rest area or bathroom

He talkes to her like there just bros on a night out

"You sick huh? Damn' that sucks. *looks away*"

Like dude, your on camera, could you even pantomime being a fucking man for like 3 seconds? Meigh is already a single mom, good luck to that baby... your gonna need it.

 

[Telemeter]

Roadpig guntrage, passes using the right shoulder then brake checks semi with 8 month pregnant woman as passenger.

Next exit immediately after the guntrage, I'm sure that's enough to pinpoint where this happened.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I mean the vickers are looking for anything to report on ralph. No doubt in my mind they're in this thread right now combing over all the clips posted

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

Maybe I’m the crazy one, but if I was a passenger and someone did this, that would be the last time I ride with them. In fact I’d insist they pull over at the next exit and call an Uber.
(I know Meigh isn’t that bright, and she can’t pay for an Uber or even has her own phone any more)

A few minutes after this and after way too long of Ethan's perseverative bitching, she says something like "Don't truckers have to like, pass a test or something?"

She'll be just as much to blame when Ethan leaves a blue lump in the crib. Dumb bitch. Tophats pls.