Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

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Exceptionally Exceptional said:
Does anyone know where to get one of these?
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Asking for a friend... whom I intend to rape with it.
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BelUwUga said:
I got u fam. That is what's colloquially known as a Fucksaw/Fucksall. Adapter available here though the IP protections are expired and there are many manufacturers. I'm assuming portability is a concern, so you're not going to want just any reciprocating saw. Brushless and with lithium batteries is going to pack almost as much punch as an A/C corded one.
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For the love of god, just don't stick a dildo on an actual saw blade.
 
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BelUwUga said:
I mean that's just fucktarded. At the very least run the saw against a bastard file to knock the teeth off or something. Fucking city folk and power tools, it's always just courting disaster.
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You can buy professionally made (and safe) fucking machines and drilldos. Pricey, but probably less expensive than having your entire lower abdomen surgically reconstructed.
 
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DoorPost101 said:
You can buy professionally made (and safe) fucking machines and drilldos. Pricey, but probably less expensive than having your entire lower abdomen surgically reconstructed.
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Look, I'm no OSHA stickler but knowing the power of those electronic motors and seeing the exposed moving parts on a lot of them, I think you're wildly optimistic in thinking these are inherently safe devices. Also like most of the adult market they have lifted components wherever possible and added an absurd premium. Most of the "thrusting" machines are simply a "variable speed reciprocating linear actuator" (search Ebay/AlieExpress for non-industrial quantities). You could bolt it to some 2020/4040 rail for a mount/stand. Alternatively you could probably get away with photography cold shoes and the right stands/tripods. Vibrator motors are similarly available off the shelf for integration. Tread carefully here because some industrial ones will straight up liquefy a person. You'll come out under $300 on even the most extravagant aberration you conceive of compared to absurd retail prices.

Edit to add: Variable speed motor drivers are available in every conceivable configuration/voltage/current. Usually pretty cheap until you get into shit like VFDs for 3-phase milling machines and shit.
 
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Coolio55 said:
Does this mean that my dreams of creating a rapegun like in roblox can cum true?
Kick ass.
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No idea what this "roblox" shit is but if you can dream it you can make it! I'm just inferring from the name you want a weapon that will work on the same principles as a homogenizer. It literally shakes things until they are a nice homogeneous paste. A person is a bit big for an off the shelf model but I would bet you can adapt a concrete vibrator for the job, already conveniently phallic:
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Now I understand a gas engine might not work for your typical "green" requirements. In that case I would find a way to adapt a pneumatic unit:
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From The Worst Things for Sale blog. Do you have a thing for haunted sex toys? Well Amazon has the book for you!

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There was also a very strange vibrating dildo on the blog that had a beautiful, totally not photoshopped advert showing places you could suction cup it.

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Found this thing, it is a sex toy called the Waterslyde where basically you turn on the hot water, sit under it and have hot water be poured on your clit and stuff. I don't know about you, but it just seems like a waste of water.

Also, this Christmas themed vibrator

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For those that are familiar with the WeVibe Tango and TangoX collection you know how fucking expensive they are, even if they're the reportedly most powerful bullet vibes on the market. Most bullet vibrators suck majority of the time and are completely lacking in the power department. Unless you want some awkward loud ass wand to rely on you're sacrificing the shape and size of a bullet while compromising for a halfway decent toy. Wevibe is nice and they make a high quality line of products but if you aren't looking to break the bank, pick up a Blush Nocturnal Lipstick bullet vibe. It's pretty deep and rumbly and I'd suggest giving it a try if you have 20-30 bucks to throw at a sex toy.

You didn't hear it from me, though.
 
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Fialovy said:
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Found this thing, it is a sex toy called the Waterslyde where basically you turn on the hot water, sit under it and have hot water be poured on your clit and stuff. I don't know about you, but it just seems like a waste of water.
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Seems like it'd be pretty easy to accidentally burn things. I would hate having to explain that to the ER and burn unit doctors.
 
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