Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[A_Callow_Youth]

New video from Zelensky, President of Ukraine:

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Translation: There's a lot of fake info telling that I ordered the Ukrainian army to surrender. So, listen here: I'm here. We are not putting our weapons down, we are going to protect our country. Our weapons are our truth, it's our country, our children and we will protect them. Slava Ukraini.

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I think he knows he's completely out of his depth, so he's just handing all the real shit off to the generals and playing cheerleader. If nothing else, you gotta respect the balls on this man.

 

[Socrates]

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someone's intern is getting sacrificed to moloch.

I refuse to believe this tweet is fucking real.

 

[God of Nothing]

Holy shit, people really do think they're invincible nowadays, don't they?

They think that a fucking cellphone will protect them or nobody will do anything to them because "they're on the right side of history" or what the fuck ever, don't they?

People have no goddamn common sense, and this fucking war is just showing me that I'll never feel bad for civilian casualties unless you can show me they were in their house and taken by surprise or in the basement.

Because holy shit, do some of these dipshits deserve the label "collateral damage" because of how retarded they are.

Die on your feet than live on your knees and all that.

 

[make_it_so]

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someone's intern is getting sacrificed to moloch.

Again, I want an actual link to his tweets to know that they're real and not just shooped. I was browsing Kinzinger's timeline earlier to look for this but didn't see it, although I did see lots of tweets where he was saying having a no fly zone and actually shooting at the Russian Air Force would be no big deal.

I am so glad this fucking Neocon cocksucker got his district eliminated, so he can fuck off to whatever defense contractor or foreign-policy think tank board he's set himself up with.

 

[Breadbassket]

Video from inside the apartment recently hit in Zhuliany, Kiev.

 

[draggs]

I refuse to believe this tweet is fucking real.

Kinziger is a lolcow and he's gone full-blown manic insanity with his tweets about doing the biggest game of brinksmanship with Russia ever - not even the Berlin blockade got as confrontational as declaring a no-fly zone over Ukraine would be - and his cavalier assumption that Russia would simply meekly back down and accept it

Dude is nutso as fuck

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Cuba and Russia were trying to set up Grenada as a SURPRISE, WE COMMIE NOW thing and Reagan saw the opportunity to burnish his anticommie credentials and erase a little bit of the shame from 'Nam. If we hadn't invaded they would have sooner rather than later had red stars popping up out of nowhere like this but with palm trees instead of onion domes

If you really want to look at something interesting, look at the time scales.

Beirut barracks bombing.
82nd and 101st get put on alert, start making plans for a counter strike. 75 starts training up for a counter strike. The plans are all the way down to Battalion and Company level for operational orders.
SUDDENLY
Grab maps of Grenada at the travel agent. No time for NSA or CIA sats!
EVERYONE JUMP ON THE PLANES RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
GO GO GO GO!

One of the initial landings was made by a team of 4-6 (records differ) combat engineers, only 2 with Airborne qualifications, that landed and moved a bunch of bulldozers and shit so the rest could land. (I read his bit in the Army Times) One got a BS-V and a Purple Heart out of it.

Everyone scrambles, but boy are there some interesting targets.

The university, that's an interesting one. They hauled out more than students.

Dust settles, actual mission objectives are slapped with NATIONAL SECURITY with some pretty high up keywords.

It's had rumors for a long time it was more than just "SURPRISE COMMIES!"

That timetable and a couple of the first wave units were pretty fucking suspicious.

But, hey, it was the Cold War. Records are spotty at best and everyone was drunk and stupid.

 

[BiggerChungus]

New video from Zelensky, President of Ukraine:

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Translation: There's a lot of fake info telling that I ordered the Ukrainian army to surrender. So, listen here: I'm here. We are not putting our weapons down, we are going to protect our country. Our weapons are our truth, it's our country, our children and we will protect them. Slava Ukraini.

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"Our children who may come by and pick up an assault rifle and molotovs any time, bring the whole family too!"

 

[XYZpdq]

Cuba and Russia were trying to set up Grenada as a SURPRISE, WE COMMIE NOW thing and Reagan saw the opportunity to burnish his anticommie credentials and erase a little bit of the shame from 'Nam. If we hadn't invaded they would have sooner rather than later had red stars popping up out of nowhere like this but with palm trees instead of onion domes

iirc that simpsons clip got posted by official Ukrainian social media the last time Russia took a bite some years back

so I'll admit I'm a dumb burger, but it seems like Russia was planning to do something, but not quite this much and they're playing catch-up
like spitballing a scenario -

Putin wants to get those couple of places, starts building up troops.
Team Biden overreacts
Ukrainia TV Comedian tries to play them against each other for money and ends up escalating tensions
Team Biden derps around and tells China about plans
Putin realizes how completely unironically fucking stupid Team Biden is, calls an audible to roflstomp the whole country
nobody's packed for that
fight starts to stall out

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Definitely not taking Ukraine's side after seeing this actual fucking witch open her fucking mouth:
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Isn't she the weird bitch that was friends with Hillary and then wrote some book called "Spirit Cooking" or similar that was about using human body parts in food recipes? Then the "fact checkers" claimed she totally wasn't a cannibal guys its just misinformation. Also she's apparently in her 70s but looks way younger.

Either way she's weird as hell

Marina Abramović mention in Podesta emails sparks accusations of satanism

An email from the artist forwarded by Clinton’s campaign chief has been seized on by the right as proof that the Democratic candidate has links with the occult

www.theguardian.com

Footage of babies and nurses moved from a hospital to a makeshift bomb-shelter.

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Ukrainian soldier saying goodbye to daughter and puppy.

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Remember when we were seeing these almost exact clips out of Syria, when Obama/Hillary wanted to fight Putin? (some turned out to be oops fake)

I mean sure maybe they are completely real but they are also very cinematic and meant to evoke an emotional, rather than rational, response from you that powerful assholes intend to manipulate and exploit. That should make you take a minute to think.

One thing that really demonstrates how fucked up America is as a country is how passionately the media and the left as a whole have been celebrating the Ukranians compared to how they react when America is in a war. There were no articles during the War On Terror years about the exploits of some badass soldier like with the "Ghost of Kiev" bullshit. They weren't cheering on the Americans like it was a football game.
Just a really fucking bizarre country where half of the people will root for another country in a war that their own nation has no involvement in but won't do the same for the own soldiers and in fact will often shit on them every chance they are given.

Thats QTard shit.
Pharmaceutical factories aren't bioweapons labs and the rest is Pizza Gate
I mean, I'm not saying Hunter didn't get his adrenichrome in Ukraine but its not a big industry there.

The OG surrogacy rapists case, the baby was born in Russia.

This and other similar cases led to lawmakers attempting to shut the industry down.

Ukraine is still a booming hub for rich fuckers who want to rent a womb and buy a baby and the media thinks that's good, actually.

Russia’s invasion is damaging Ukraine’s booming surrogacy industry

At least 1500 foreign couples have surrogate mothers and embryos stored at clinics in Ukraine.

qz.com

What Does An Invasion Of Ukraine Mean For Surrogacy? - Above the Law

At least one Ukrainian fertility clinic has secured a bomb shelter for surrogates and babies. These are scary times.

abovethelaw.com

If Russia had not invaded Ukraine, Jessica and Kevin would be with their newborn daughter right now

Jessica and Kevin's baby, born via a surrogate, is in a Ukrainian hospital and they are 1,000 kilometres away in Poland. All they can do is wait.

www.abc.net.au

Department of Foreign Affairs supporting Irish couples expecting surrogate babies in Ukraine | BreakingNews.ie

The Department of Foreign Affairs is working to support Irish couples who are expecting surrogate babies in Ukraine, amid the Russian invasion of the country.

www.breakingnews.ie

Aussie couple race to Ukraine after surrogate born prematurely

Melbourne couple Jessica and Kevin Van Nooten received news their daughter Alba had been born 10 weeks early in Odesa, Ukraine, on Tuesday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

So there is some truth to both takes here but I have definitely seen a lot of glowing media praise for Ukraine's surrogacy industry recently, not just during this conflict.

 

[3-2-1836]

Apparently there's some kind of islamo-slavic call to prayer on this stream right now.

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www.youtube.com

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Russians in Ukraine - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You crybaby
And it's a fucking guess.
If the invasion settles tomorrow and you'd give the average Uke the choice between a failed wannabe EU state and Russia
You can bet that they'll turn into faithful slavs real quick

Thank you, was that so hard you sperg?

We'll see how your guess turns out, shall we? Seems like Ukrainians don't share your sentiment just yet.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Again, I want an actual link to his tweets to know that they're real and not just shooped. I was browsing Kinzinger's timeline earlier to look for this but didn't see it, although I did see lots of tweets where he was saying having a no fly zone and actually shooting at the Russian Air Force would be no big deal.
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I am so glad this fucking Neocon cocksucker got his district eliminated, so he can fuck off to whatever defense contractor or foreign-policy think tank board he's set himself up with.

The greatest service Tr*mp has done to the US has been in reducing the likes of Kinzinger to making schizoid takes on twitter. But if he's so committed to it that babyfaced manlet can head to Kiev and fight the mongoloid invader personally. If he catches a plane he might even get there before the war's over.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Die on your feet than live on your knees and all that.

No, this isn't "Die on your feet" this is "Nobody will DARE TOUCH ME because [X]!!!" retardation.

Is it just me or is the average civilian across the world absolutely certain that nothing will happen to them even if they put a paper bag over their head and dance naked in the street during a fucking artillery barrage?

 

[Rei is shit]

Lookner is theorizing that the hit apartment may have been a cruise missile heading for the airport.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Now that I have been following the thread for a bit and been seeing the updates being shared. I am getting the same fog of war vibes that I ended up getting during the entire Israel and Palestine spat last spring. Essentially a bunch of conjecture and unreliable information that if anything is composed of nothing but half truths. There is no way that the Russians have had that heavy of casualties, especially considering that from what I understand they have been methodically picking of Ukranian air defences over the last 48 hours. Along with their targeting of any semblance of Ukraine having any form of air ordinance. Not to say the Russians haven't experienced losses, but from what I have seen in the streams, most of the casualties are related to the air strikes, and systematic ambushes of certain troop carriers.

The ghost of Kiev larp is quite a hilarious one I am going to say, because this type of story sounds like it was cooked up from old cracker Jack box clippings of the bad ass fighting ace.

Like I said a month ago, the invasion was swift and fast, and took a lot of people off of guard despite the building of troops around the Ukraine border over the last month now. The Russians are playing the slow game and at least they are looking to avoid civilian casualties. Not to say unfortunate people didn't get murdered in the cross fire related to the shellings, but if this was the zerg rush people are claiming it to be. Then we should have a hell of a lot more dead Ukrainians and less of this floaty data.

Not to say that there is going to be an easy end to this conflict and if anything it is going to be quite a battle for the time being. The Twitter and Reddit larpers need to stop the propagation of guerrilla asymmetric warfare that most of those posters have only observed in Hesbola propaganda reels. Quite obvious that none of these people have ever engaged in military combat, let alone even read a field manual. Which putting together makeshift bobbie traps is far more ineffective in respect to civilian collateral damage, than actually being able to kill the enemy. Any civilian should stay shelter and place and stay the fuck out of the heat. Considering that engaging in this type of combat requires a fair amount of training.

Then you also have the warhawks wanting to circle the wagons like this is our fucking problem. I don't give a shit if we send them aid, because at the end of the day people need to have supplies to live during a complete shut down of their society. I emphasize with the plight of the average Ukrainian, but it is far too late for the west to do anything more than virtue signal, and send supplies. Putin took his opportunity and seized the day, and at the end of the day that is their border. Not to say I advocate for the Russians actions, indeed is sinister and imperialist as America's ambitions in the sandbox. Though the sociological issues in that region have lead up to this over the last 8 years now. It was an inevitable action, and if anything the United States has no business in that part of the world. Beyond supplying support and helping in clean up efforts after all is said and done.

The Russians are economically in problems, but I feel that the sanctions are too little too late to deter this action. If anything this will reinforce the efforts, because they have no choice but to proceed with their efforts in Ukraine. I pray for minimal losses to the innocent people stuck in the crossfire.

 

[Richardface]

Also good to see that certain brands of military retardation are a universal human quality

4th Class Officer (@4thClassOfficer)

Some of the Russian ops feel very OPERATION JUST CAUSE in the sense "Okay, we have to have point where the Rangers do their thing, and we have to get the SEALs involved somehow"

nitter.net

 

[Breadbassket]

Is that a rumor going around in Ukrainian social media? I haven't heard that particular bit of fake news yet.

From what I have read, its apparently being said by the Russian News Agency TASS, a Russian state-owned media agency.

 

[StudMccool]

I took a long nap, who is winning?

<Imagine living in a Slav-world state>

 

[CarlosDanger]

Biden left for Delaware.