You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Majority of streaming Culture / Twitch

Watching lonely touch-starved idiots fuel their own depression by participating in an emote-wave in chat after their favorite king of losers streamer does some mundane shit on camera IS A DESPAIR CHAMBER.

It's the worst reality tv show. It's losers profiting off of other lonely losers' mental illness. It's as gimmicky as Onlyfans when it comes to selling a fake sense of relationship or community.

Years ago I use to visit r/livestreamfail to watch people humiliate themselves on camera, and now it's filled with simps posting clips, hoarding over 5k upvotes or some at times, of the top streamers stuttering, screaming loud in their mic, or spilling their drink, or some other fucking boring tasteless shit that actually triggers me.

The whole anime vr girl larp also has some pedo element to it and you can't convince me otherwise.

LOOK HERE!
LOOK, LISTEN!

 

[Professor G. Raff]

In general this could be summed up as YouTube making stupid decisions that no one wants, but specifically the way the new YouTube shorts feature is implemented is pissing me off. Even viewing shorts on a desktop forces it into this BS pseudo-phone view which removes all obvious features as well as making it fucking tiny and shaped for a vertical phone. The part that is really annoying me is legacy content that used to be viewable normally is now forced into this crappy system that makes the experience worse. Fuck everything YouTube does, it's never been for the benefit of it's users.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

I hate it when I get gastritis from drinking too much coffee. Yes, it's my fault but it's a necessary evil. It will go away, but it still sucks.

 

[Dysnomia]

Junkies asking me for change. I don't carry cash and even if I did, I'm not gonna help you kill yourself. Fuck off and go to rehab.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Homeless in general piss me off with their very presence.

Waiting for a friend early in the morning to give him a ride to work. I’m standing by my car smoking a cigarette waiting for him to get ready. I finish the smoke and pitch it into the gutter. Out of fucking nowhere this bum scurries (yes, scurries like a fucking cockroach) out from behind a hedge muttering “ooh! Oooh! cigarette cigarette cigarette!” to himself trying to fish it out of the gutter. When he couldn’t he scurried down the road checking other gutters. Didn’t affect my life in the slightest, maybe I was just in a mood that morning but fuck seeing him act that way just made me want to slam his head into the curb repeatedly.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

People who don’t wash their hands after using a public bathroom like fuck you faggot I don’t care if your dick is so big you didn’t piss your hand you still touched it wash you fucking shit before touching anyone or I swear one day I will curbstomp a filthy fucker.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I hate it when I get gastritis from drinking too much coffee. Yes, it's my fault but it's a necessary evil. It will go away, but it still sucks.

I had to look that up because for a moment there, I thought you were bitching about having to fart like a goddamned blowfish.


thread tax: I hate forgetting words from my vocabulary that I once knew decently well. Like "pericardium".

bonus: I absolutely fucking hate the sounds of the aircraft on this military base while I wait for the Slavic massacre to turn into WW3, dragging me, my family and my friends into covering up Biden's dirty money with our corpses.

 

[seri0us]

I finish the smoke and pitch it into the gutter.

Nigger moment.

 

[Psyduck]

I know that its probably been said before, but im experiencing it right now

Fuck people that chew gum with their cocksuckers gaping open

Double fuck them if they do it right next to le when standing in line, or in any situation where i cannot move away

 

[Geet]

When did people start calling anything in content or form that departs from the conventional mode of discourse "schizo?"
Is it impossible now for the average cattlebrain to perceive something outside their bovine schema of reality without trying to psychopathologize it?

 

[Fish Fudge]

People who can't stand or sit still.

Being surrounded by mouth-breathing dullards staring into bright little rectangles all day long. It's as if everyone forgot how to just be comfortable with their own thoughts.

 

[The Last Stand]

People who can't stand or sit still.

Remind me to sit next to you then,

People who smack their food.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I had a 'shower thought' earlier today when walking through town back to my car. I think many can relate when I say people with no spatial awareness make me want to murder. Standing in aisles, pausing in the street in busy thoroughfares, etc.

But in reality, most people are like that. Most people are dumb as fuck, barely sentient, sub-90 IQ tards who have never had an original thought in their heads. A terrifying lack of spatial awareness is par for the course.

Strictly speaking, I'm the minority in this sense. So do I even have a right to be pissed? After all, if I were retarded like most others, I'd simply grumble momentarily like a blocked videogame NPC, then forget all about it. Most people are like a shoebox full of hamsters, crawling all over one another, yet seemingly unbothered by the fact.

Yet every time I experience some (usually) obese sheboon stopping mid-walk to rearrange her shopping bags, I suddenly want to start a dark themed pogrom.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Yet every time I experience some (usually) obese sheboon stopping mid-walk to rearrange her shopping bags, I suddenly want to start a dark themed pogrom.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Those swiffer sweeper commercials for making me hate One Way Or Another by Blondie, and I love Blondie.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Being reminded of what nfl team i made the unfortunate choice of liking. If i had a dollar everytime ive heard 28 to 3 id have enough to save dsps business

 

[The Cunting Death]

Post 2011 YouTube and how every retard has access to it now

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Fucking Vaccine Passports.

 

[PaleTay]

Tying garbage bags, especially when it's those little mini-cans. The world is telling me that plastic waste will destroy the environment, but at the same time we can afford to waste a ton of plastic because it looks neater.

 

[lurk_moar]

I hate how plus-sized fashion has expanded. Most cute, cheap clothes are plus-sized.

Guess what I wear a motherfucking XS with more weight left to lose along with body recompositioning.

I hate how fashion caters to the average American lardass and not a healthy BMI.

Some clothes only have a small and not extra small. This is a crime against humanity.