Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Meat Target]

Pvt. James Ramirez, a former US Army Ranger, is valiantly defending the Kyiv Burger Town from wave after wave of Spetsnaz with just an M14 EBR.

 

[Übertroon]

Radio operators playing a rock version of the Ukrainian National Anthem over Russian Military Frequencies
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I've got an old classic they could be using instead

 

[MrJokerRager]

Donald Trump about to start his speech.

 

[No. 7 cat]

source (likely posted, Mariupol. The photo, taken by photographer Dmytro Muravsky)

Would my impression that the Russkies are a little bogged down be right? Still, it's only a few days. Saddam lasted maybe a month of Gulf War 2.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

There are female marksmen, but you don't send those to the front. First off there are no opportunities to take propaganda pictures if they're out fighting. If they're out fighting they risk getting killed or captured which would be highly demoralizing. In every case where women have actually fought on the front it's shown to be more of a burden than a gain because the female soldier will be unable to physically keep up with the male soldiers, and the male soldiers will make reckless decisions to protect the weakest member of the unit.

Yes, so true. The men always have to make up for the physical weakness of the woman plus the sexual dynamics absolutely destroy a units morale.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

But Russia is literally sending in prostitutes RIGHT NOW to spread syphilis among Ukrainian troops!

This whole war may just be about a couple pimps fighting over their hookers territory. Really makes you think

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I remember a study being done years ago about the viability of Women on the front line. It found that the Men in the unit would take unnecessary risks to protect the Women. And that also if the Women were killed the Men would linger around the body, allowing them to be ambushed.

I guess simping is part of the male's nature.

 

[Granate37]

Should I laugh now, or do I need to hold it for like, few days?
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False. It was the sneed-feeder of Kharkiv that killed him.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Pvt. James Ramirez, a former US Army Ranger, is valiantly defending the Kyiv Burger Town from wave after wave of Spetsnaz with just an M14 EBR.

"Ramirez! March on Moscow!"

 

[Reddit Gold]

Should I laugh now, or do I need to hold it for like, few days?
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Stock on that smile, baby! We're going to laugh the global warming away and make Floyd breathe again!

 

[make_it_so]

Imagine if our leaders are intemperate enough to believe the genocide thing

Didn't stop them in 1999. Of course, that was going to war with an isolated tiny country in the Balkans that didn't have nukes. I'd hope they'd have more sense than to escalate with an actual nuclear power.

But again, we're currently led by imbeciles, so I'm not 100% confident.

 

[Arc]

Should I laugh now, or do I need to hold it for like, few days?
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A mysterious man dubbed the "Depression of Kiev" is said to be behind this targeted assassination.

 

[The Demon]

Pvt. James Ramirez, a former US Army Ranger, is valiantly defending the Kyiv Burger Town from wave after wave of Spetsnaz with just an M14 EBR.

with a FLIR scope
and claymores
and a predator drone
seriously, why is there an intervention on the opposite side of the burger tank roof from the m14 ebr?

 

[H3llonwheels]

Probably posted already, but the Russian airforce frequency 4029.5KHz USB is being jammed with the looping voice of a women screaming

Today the whole 40m band in the US was spammed with "minecraft an executive"

 

[Toothpaste]

Fighting going on in the Slomensky District in Kiev, southwest of the city centre.

Possible friendly fire by Ukrainian militias.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Donald Trump about to start his speech.

Who fucking cares what Trump has to say about shit? This is the “Russia invades Ukraine” thread, not a “Politics” thread.

 

[Fougaro]

Would my impression that the Russkies are a little bogged down be right?

Given that the Russians sent their troops through Chernobyl to give them radioactive mutant superpowers, I would have expected Kiev to have fallen by now.

 

[LUNEKO]

"The Gypsy of Kyiv" has successfully halted several dozen Russian armored vehicles and attached logistics by siphoning fuel and liberating all copper wiring.

They've been spotted selling the copper, fuel and scrap tank metal for crack in the flea markets near the border of Poland

 

[Elbereth]

Stock on that smile, baby! We're going to laugh the global warming away and make Floyd breathe again!

You arent coping well.

 

[WaveBreak]

I assume the Ukrainian Reaper (Volodymyr Vist) story has been deboonked as well, right?