Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Melinda I have a question. Do either/both you and Marshall scream in ecstasy and quake with joy while you assgasm?

I want a woman to put me on all fours and suck my asshole causing me to have goosebumps and quake so much that I fart cum into her face.

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Baby Yoda said:
"SUCK WHORE!!!" Suck that prolapsed ass you bitch! It's called a reverse blowjob. A guy pooshes his ass inside out and the woman sucks it.

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I hate you for making me think of these things and I love you at the same time. I wanna hug you hard you little green fucker.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Maybe she is writing another book that nobody will read
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I'll read it. I'll read the first one to you fuckers too eventually. I'm still waiting on the fucking good internet. I'm feeling pretty unbreaded right now though. I'll probably stream that one first. I'm a insane person and I love shouting nigger so I figure this is the perfect role for me.
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Same as this thread before she was banned.
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Damnit. She was banned. Someone needs to talk to the mods about banning our content. I probably used up all of my good will getting the Pam thread back, so I'll leave it up to @Baby Yoda to petition the mods for Melinda's starfish.
 
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Cup Noodle said:
I'll read it. I'll read the first one to you fuckers too eventually. I'm still waiting on the fucking good internet. I'm feeling pretty unbreaded right now though. I'll probably stream that one first. I'm a insane person and I love shouting nigger so I figure this is the perfect role for me.
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Read it to us already. Its almost @Baby Yoda bed time
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Read it to us already. Its almost @Baby Yoda bed time
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I want to so bad. My download rates are peaking around 850 kbs and my upload speed is worse than dialup. I uploaded a test video to youtube and it took a day. It was three minutes of 4k 120. I'm supposed to be getting 1Gbps up and down soon, and soon was like two months ago, but the internet spics didn't even bother to run a drop to my house even though my boomer neighbor, who probably thinks the internet is out to zap him to death with the 5g's, got one. It's a clusterfuck and I'm sorry.
Since I'm on this thread I'll put it out there. I have offered publicly in this thread and privately to Jersh, he basically responded you are a sperg I haven't even gone that route yet, to go and collect Melinda's phone and her children's bikes if Jersh wins. I purchased myself a gopro for the only Christmas present to me because noone loves me. I won't even have to borrow a camera now. If Ethan Ralph goes to South Carolina to try to ruin Gator or if he goes to Minnesota to fuck with Jim I will take some time off of my real work to drive out to Richmond VA with a ream of printouts showing Ralph's Nazi connections. Wanted: Ethan Ralph insert jail 5'1" jail pic here. Friend of alt-right leader Richard Spencer and associate of KKK Grand Wizard David Duke etc. I'll use my Stanley stapler to attach it to every light post within a one mile radius. I'll go into every store within a 5 mile radius and ask them to post my PSA in store. Considering the hood he lives in that is basically a death sentence. He got his phone stolen just going to the nearest convenience store. Imagine every brother seeing him as the face of white supremacy. After I do that I figure I will be the shoe in for collecting Melenda's phone, some pissed on mattresses, and having my children take her children's bikes. That's the best part. I'm fucking petty. I want to capture in 4k the disappointment and anguish in her children's faces as my children ride off on their bicycles. I have raised my children right as far as I am concerned and I want to give her kids the crash course. @Null I'm here for you bro.
 
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Cup Noodle said:
I want to so bad. My download rates are peaking around 850 kbs and my upload speed is worse than dialup. I uploaded a test video to youtube and it took a day. It was three minutes of 4k 120. I'm supposed to be getting 1Gbps up and down soon, and soon was like two months ago, but the internet spics didn't even bother to run a drop to my house even though my boomer neighbor, who probably thinks the internet is out to zap him to death with the 5g's, got one. It's a clusterfuck and I'm sorry.
Since I'm on this thread I'll put it out there. I have offered publicly in this thread and privately to Jersh, he basically responded you are a sperg I haven't even gone that route yet, to go and collect Melinda's phone and her children's bikes if Jersh wins. I purchased myself a gopro for the only Christmas present to me because noone loves me. I won't even have to borrow a camera now. If Ethan Ralph goes to South Carolina to try to ruin Gator or if he goes to Minnesota to fuck with Jim I will take some time off of my real work to drive out to Richmond VA with a ream of printouts showing Ralph's Nazi connections. Wanted: Ethan Ralph insert jail 5'1" jail pic here. Friend of alt-right leader Richard Spencer and associate of KKK Grand Wizard David Duke etc. I'll use my Stanley stapler to attach it to every light post within a one mile radius. I'll go into every store within a 5 mile radius and ask them to post my PSA in store. Considering the hood he lives in that is basically a death sentence. He got his phone stolen just going to the nearest convenience store. Imagine every brother seeing him as the face of white supremacy. After I do that I figure I will be the shoe in for collecting Melenda's phone, some pissed on mattresses, and having my children take her children's bikes. That's the best part. I'm fucking petty. I want to capture in 4k the disappointment and anguish in her children's faces as my children ride off on their bicycles. I have raised my children right as far as I am concerned and I want to give her kids the crash course. @Null I'm here for you bro.
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TLDR, when are you reading @Baby Yoda's bedtime story?
 
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Cup Noodle said:
AS SOON AS FUCKING POSSIBLE. I love @Baby Yoda and don't forget that I bullied you into getting a profile picture bitch. I'm feeling that
Ralphamale energy right now. Let's go, bitch, lol.
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Would it be possible to include Jack Scalfani in the bedtime story? Also, please include part where shithole gets shown.
 
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Baby Yoda said:
Would it be possible to include Jack Scalfani in the bedtime story? Also, please include part where shithole gets shown.
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That's a whole 'nother rabbit hole I don't have time for. As much as I don't want to shift the power dynamic between me and @DSP's Tax Lawyer, his attempted bullying has given me an idea. I want to become a live streamer for the grift, but I'm thinking I'll record a special Melinda ASMR just for you. I'll soothe you to sleep with my dulcet voice as I read such revelations as Page 21, 13. Flea Market and Page 112 (it's not enumerated) Water Play. You never knew Melinda was into watersports did you. It's a dull book in actuality so it is sure to soothe you to sleep. Pamela's book is actually pretty fire. I have a lot going on IRL but one of my kids is acting as my producer now and figuring out all of the things that I'm too old to do so hopefully I will be able to deliver some content within the next month or two. Also internet. Fucking internet. Don't get me started on how I wanted to buy a hundred dollars of Bitcoin when it was around two dollars but shitty internet got in the way.
 
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