Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

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How well is the combat this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 46 6.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ A well planned strike with few faults

    Votes: 45 6.5%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 292 42.1%
  • ⭐⭐ Worse than expected

    Votes: 269 38.8%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 42 6.1%

  • Total voters
    694
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You can't teach Babushka and 16 year old Pyotr to fight russian tanks using fucking infographics. What industrial grade copium are these lunatics on?
 
A mysterious man dubbed the "Depression of Kiev" is said to be behind this targeted assassination.
Said to kill about 60k russians every year

>Be Ivan the new brigade commander after the first one died getting parachuted in the middle of fucking Kiev
>Get suppressed in some shitty commie block built during Khrushchev and that's about to collapse.
>Pick the radio to ask for an emergency bombardment on Ukrop armor column that is closing in
>Can only hear some shitty rock cover of the Ukrop anthem on the other end
>tfw some virgin 16 year old is jamming your frequency with his dad's amateur setup while wearing a V for Vendetta mask.
Ukranian trannies are busy hacking with their programmer socks on while russian trannies seethe about onlyfans removing their payments is making them starve
 
Known terrorist and nazi political comic artist Ben Garrison just joined Azov. He has been nicknamed "The Klansman of Kiev"
Ben Garrison? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in 2014. Back then we called him "Gopnik Gutting" Garrison because he never came out of a Donbass without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the Azov Batt trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.

You see, most guys that go into Novorussian territory take guns. Not Ben. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Ben what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These krokodil junkie scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a 5.45x39 bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, borscht filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
 
Don’t you need a unanimous vote to trigger Article 5?
To me it kind of sounds like Article 5 is triggered automatically by an armed attack on any of the member states.
 
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You can't teach Babushka and 16 year old Pyotr to fight russian tanks using fucking infographics. What industrial grade copium are these lunatics on?
Isn't literally all modern armor hardened specifically against incendiary weapons?
This faggot really think the ragheads the US have been throwing Abrams' at for decades never figured out how to fill a glass bottle with flammable liquid and light it up?
 
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