Wonder dong
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Why do they give time to this shit when Gorilla’s dad is dying? I’ll never get it.
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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I doubt Corissa actually cares a whit that the man is dying except that it might inconvenience her at some point. She is a fake, self-obsessed asshole with a personality disorder who doesn't want to deal with difficult things and uses food as a crutch and a drug. I'm sure both of their eating has accelerated over the past few months, what with the house issues and now this.
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I for one am all for Couchgate. As soon as I saw Coco was running the fundraiser I knew that shit was going to hit the fan. I can see Corissa and Juliana being the sort that file their taxes the day they're due. I'd say that if it's confirmed she skimmed that she'll get cancelled. Lolcows get away with a lot of shit but it's pretty hard to avoid getting cancelled for fucking over a man with terminal cancer. Cancer patients are like the adult equivalent of "if you hurt a child or animal you are a monster."
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Even if you're going to drop $3500 or so on a couch with your own damned money, broadcasting it to social media—while at the same time you're running a GoFundMe for a cancer-stricken family member's needs—is utterly tone-deaf.
If she wanted advice about that brand of couch, there are ways to ask that don't make it look like you're just about to buy one: " Our couch is falling apart, so we're going to have to break down and buy a new one soon. I like the look of this one. Does anybody know anything about this brand, or have any others you'd like to recommend that are comfy for big folx?"
That phrasing establishes a legitimate need for a couch, as well as pushing the actual purchase decently far into the future.
I get that the couch she was looking at was on sale—but shit's always going on sale, so it's not like this would be her only chance at it. And maybe she's trying to get a sponsorship deal in exchange for a couch—which is what Anna O'Brien/glitterandlazers more than likely did. (Why not go ask Anna how much she likes her couch, Corissa? LOL.) But making room for your detractors to speculate that you'll be misusing donated funds to buy it isn't a good way to go about that.
If she wanted advice about that brand of couch, there are ways to ask that don't make it look like you're just about to buy one: " Our couch is falling apart, so we're going to have to break down and buy a new one soon. I like the look of this one. Does anybody know anything about this brand, or have any others you'd like to recommend that are comfy for big folx?"
That phrasing establishes a legitimate need for a couch, as well as pushing the actual purchase decently far into the future.
I get that the couch she was looking at was on sale—but shit's always going on sale, so it's not like this would be her only chance at it. And maybe she's trying to get a sponsorship deal in exchange for a couch—which is what Anna O'Brien/glitterandlazers more than likely did. (Why not go ask Anna how much she likes her couch, Corissa? LOL.) But making room for your detractors to speculate that you'll be misusing donated funds to buy it isn't a good way to go about that.
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When someone in the family is dying from cancer, your world stops. FMLA exists for a reason. The fact that Corissa has the privilege to talk about couches while her "partner" is enduring this really leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Even if they are together in name only, they still live together and that couch can wait.
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Ya'll are forgetting where these wonderful ladies' priorities lie.
They advertised JULIANA's father's GFM, what, once?
And then immediately go talking about a new couch and a chick who wants to lop her boobs off.
"Yes, the old man's dying, but give to this totes trans chick's GFM and tell us about the couch we're gonna buy, why don't'cha!"
Corissa is a heartless cunt, so this doesn't surprise me. And JULIANA's not much better.
They advertised JULIANA's father's GFM, what, once?
And then immediately go talking about a new couch and a chick who wants to lop her boobs off.
"Yes, the old man's dying, but give to this totes trans chick's GFM and tell us about the couch we're gonna buy, why don't'cha!"
Corissa is a heartless cunt, so this doesn't surprise me. And JULIANA's not much better.
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J's shilling that trans dudes stuff just as much as Corissa is:
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On one hand, at least "Caden" is willing to produce something people might actually want and buy, in her effort to fund her own self-mutilation—which is a far better showing than most troon beggars ever make.
On the other hand...
...while I'm sure those are supposed to be eyes, it looks to me like a sea of gaping neovaginas exuding rainbows, with necrotic fake clitorises about to fall off, a la Yaniv. The rippling gray background is vaguely reminiscent of scrotal skin.
An interesting choice of subject matter for a TIF, to say the least. And now that you've seen it (and can't un-see it) you can't say I didn't warn you.
An interesting choice of subject matter for a TIF, to say the least. And now that you've seen it (and can't un-see it) you can't say I didn't warn you.
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Honestly, I don't blame J for not posting much about her dad's cancer. She's probably thinking about it 24/7 and using Instagram for momentary escape. Shilling a tranny fundraiser also probably helps her feel in control of something, since she has to know deep down that her dad's not going to make it matter how much money they raise. It's Corissa who should be picking up the slack, advertising the GoFundMe if J finds it too stressful. That's what partners are supposed to do during times like this. Instead she's posting just as much inane shit as J, without the excuse of being stupefied by grief.
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Wow, she did those all by herself like a big girl, huh!?
Am not an ArtFag but those look shitty AF.
Am not an ArtFag but those look shitty AF.
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Am an ArtFag and can confirm it’s terrible.
If this woman finds painting and collage therapeutic or does it for fun and practice, more power to her. It’s when she thinks she’s justified charging $90 for a bunch of judgmental rainbow pussies that I raise my hand.
If this woman finds painting and collage therapeutic or does it for fun and practice, more power to her. It’s when she thinks she’s justified charging $90 for a bunch of judgmental rainbow pussies that I raise my hand.
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I'd rather donate money to a (legitimate) cause and get nothing but a brief feeling of satisfaction than donate and receive ugly art that I need to burn upon arrival.
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She really should have chosen Jack Some Bollocks for her new name
or de trooning lmao
or de trooning lmao
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Ironically, that is the best one. When she attempts to actually draw something it gets worse. The rainbow vaginas one is worse than this, but the really shitty one is the giant moose (?) picture.
I wonder how long it has been since either one of them bathed. At least once the weather warms up they can start hosing off in the backyard. Still amazes me that Corissa would be looking at sofas instead of saving up for a bathroom remodel. Unless they've already broken their current couch because they got too fat. I'd still put a mattress on the floor and save for the bathroom, if it were me.
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TastyColours
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Artist committed a hate crime in assuming said deer’s gender.
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The buck is trans, you shitlord. I don't know if it's transpecies or transgender, but trans is trans!
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