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Used to think women were just bitter when they criticized Pick-Me’s. Now look at me, disdainful of one of the biggest pick-me’s ever.

Don't Tread on Me said:
She has, there are discord screenshots of her saying she likes deep voices and hair and men. Very bisexual of her.
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Really digging deep there isn’t she. Might as well have added ‘tall’ and ‘likes video games’.
 
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Eto said:
I would be willing to wager that the dad bod "attraction" she has is simply a trend chasing opportunity for her. It's weirdly a pop-culture trend, and Shoe has to chase after a trend like she has over the years. It's probably a means of feeling youthful, too.

Either that, or it's something far more disgusting, so pick your poison.
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Maybe she had her first time with a fat, middle aged coach in school or something and got into that "type" from it
 
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So she has a new video.

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Dystopian Utopia | 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 Ep. 5

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I think she has stopped caring if people notice she uses wigs. Since she uses 2 completely different in the same video.

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Shortly after the upload i saw that june had made a new part of hell world, but i thought i'd watch something else to fall asleep and wait to see what's in the thread today and whether the video is worth seeing...

tl;dr: more than 12 hours later: 2 lines about wigs and 2 screenshots with the same content. Why am i even wondering lol
 
Bad Take Crucifier said:
I don't think this was posted yet? What the hell is June's deal with shlubby, chubby men? Not the worst she's gone after, but man...


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A definite upgrade from Greg.

Also, she's dressed normally in those pictures with him. A nice change of pace from the uwu shit she's been wearing for the past 5 years.

And at least the new boyfriend looks happy to be next to her. In almost all of the pictures that Greg took with her, you could feel the distance between the two of them.

That said, I just find it hilarious that she's trying the "Vanilla Normie" cosplay right now, after spending several years making fun of others.


Flying Whale said:
So she has a new video.

www.youtube.com

Dystopian Utopia | 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 Ep. 5

ENTER THE ZUCKERVERSE♥ Download the Ground News app for free here to compare more than 50,000 news sources and beat the narrative:https://ground.news/shoe0nh...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

I think she has stopped caring if people notice she uses wigs. Since she uses 2 completely different in the same video.

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I think that the second wig actually looks quite good on her (and the less said about the first wig, the better). The shorter, voluminous hair frames her face nicely, IMO.

See Shoe, this is how you style yourself to look cute, but not infantile.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
A definite upgrade from Greg.

Also, she's dressed normally in those pictures with him. A nice change of pace from the uwu shit she's been wearing for the past 5 years.

And at least the new boyfriend looks happy to be next to her. In almost all of the pictures that Greg took with her, you could feel the distance between the two of them.

That said, I just find it hilarious that she's trying the "Vanilla Normie" cosplay right now, after spending several years making fun of others.



I think that the second wig actually looks quite good on her (and the less said about the first wig, the better). The shorter, voluminous hair frames her face nicely, IMO.

See Shoe, this is how you style yourself to look cute, but not infantile.
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It took her almost 31 years, but she's finally mastered the art of "settling down".
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
A definite upgrade from Greg.

Also, she's dressed normally in those pictures with him. A nice change of pace from the uwu shit she's been wearing for the past 5 years.

And at least the new boyfriend looks happy to be next to her. In almost all of the pictures that Greg took with her, you could feel the distance between the two of them.

That said, I just find it hilarious that she's trying the "Vanilla Normie" cosplay right now, after spending several years making fun of others.



I think that the second wig actually looks quite good on her (and the less said about the first wig, the better). The shorter, voluminous hair frames her face nicely, IMO.

See Shoe, this is how you style yourself to look cute, but not infantile.
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We'll see if Christ-bro here can keep her on the "good side". I can see this failing and she goes even harder trying to be little miss Socialism. God, women really are just a reflection of the men they date. Thank God I was born a man.
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It took her almost 31 years, but she's finally mastered the art of "settling down".
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Don't say that until she's married, there's a bun in the oven, and/or she learns to cook and clean the house. Getting off the Internet would be a plus for the whole "trad" thing
 
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Sneeds_Sniggerly said:
We'll see if Christ-bro here can keep her on the "good side". I can see this failing and she goes even harder trying to be little miss Socialism. God, women really are just a reflection of the men they date. Thank God I was born a man.

Don't say that until she's married, there's a bun in the oven, and/or she learns to cook and clean the house. Getting off the Internet would be a plus for the whole "trad" thing
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Don't forget them turning into pick me vs non pick me gang fights lmao.

As for getting off the internet, the entire lack of content makes me feel like she's taking a step into that direction. She's not broadcasting this relationship like with Greg. Not to mention that Christ bro probably doesnt even know nudes are leaked from a failed catfish attempt. The optimist and cynic in me both feels like she will come out of this fine.

I know I came out fine as I used to thirst for OP, but have since moved onto greener pastures.
 
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noddim pordend said:
It took her almost 31 years, but she's finally mastered the art of "settling down".
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Sneeds_Sniggerly said:
We'll see if Christ-bro here can keep her on the "good side".
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It's the modern female dating strategy. Hoe it up until 30, then miraculously gain a moral backbone. The stereotype of the born again virgin exists for a reason.
 
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Woe-B-Gon (TM) said:
I'm not sure how I feel when Shoe's "dressed normally" includes a Soviet pin.
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I legit did not notice that until you pointed it out, lol. I had not maximized the photo.

Oy. The cringe. She almost had it. She's almost able to dress like a functioning adult. Wearing a Soviet pin out in public actually does make her look younger though: despite being 30, she's exposing herself as a mental teenager by wearing that shit.
 
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Remember that the reason she likes "dad bods", which is just a word for fat fucks, is that she can look slim and small in comparison.

Raven of the Burning God said:
Pretty sure a lot of the more out-there BDSM aspects of Preg and Shuwu's relationship was really Greg trying to make her break up with him.
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Their BDSM, I am very sure, was Greg telling her "now, you suck my dick" or "turn around" and then he would convinced her that "see, I used coercion with you, meaning I am the dominant."

Hawt.

WonderWino said:
I don't know.....there have to be at least a few degenerate rich star trek fans out there that would be into her baldness
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Star Trek: Into Baldness.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
I legit did not notice that until you pointed it out, lol. I had not maximized the photo.

Oy. The cringe. She almost had it. She's almost able to dress like a functioning adult. Wearing a Soviet pin out in public actually does make her look younger though: despite being 30, she's exposing herself as a mental teenager by wearing that shit.
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The absolute state of Christian men. Imagine being a Christian and dating a woman that, with a shit eating grin, wears a pin of a government/system that is anti-religion and killed countless Christians. I'm sure you can save her, bro. What a beta bitch of a man. Did none of the girls at church want to date this loser?
 
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