Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Cheesegirl78]

I'm sure Jill will demand on being the maid of honor for this wedding as well, and will insist on getting a new dress for the blessed event, while Kaylee wears a hand-me-down wedding dress.

And of course, Jill will HAVE to walk down the aisle twice, once as mother of the bride, and again as MOH.

Those poor girls.

 

[cybertoaster]

It has been a long time since I been so disturbed by a lolcow.

Really, I'm amazed that these people are allowed to exist, CPS? the feds should be after them.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Muh religious freedoms!

It has been a long time since I been so disturbed by a lolcow.

Really, I'm amazed that these people are allowed to exist, CPS? the feds should be after them.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Whenever Jill turns the camera on any of the kids, they react as if someone is pointing a loaded gun at them. Poor Hannah looked absolutely terrified. This felt like a hostage video -- every single one of them is on edge.

That said, I'm rooting for these two dorks and I hope Kaylee has a chance to get away.

Tim looks and sounds like he can’t even catch his breath.

These kids should learn Morse code so they can signal for help by blinking.

 

[Sparklepants]

Timbits is being an incel again. Or at least I hope he is, because if Jill wrote this, yikes.

Spoiler: Facebook post

 

[Onewhohides]

Timbits is being an incel again. Or at least I hope he is, because if Jill wrote this, yikes.

Spoiler: Facebook post

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I'd honestly be impressed if Timmy had the grammar knowledge to write that out. I'm gonna say it's far more likely Jill wrote it. Tim normally records video.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I'm sure Jill will demand on being the maid of honor for this wedding as well, and will insist on getting a new dress for the blessed event, while Kaylee wears a hand-me-down wedding dress.

And of course, Jill will HAVE to walk down the aisle twice, once as mother of the bride, and again as MOH.

Those poor girls.

Well, it is not like Kaylee has any friends who would want that honor, does she? And none of the other girls would dare outdo mom.

 

[Marigold_Souci]

Timbits is being an incel again. Or at least I hope he is, because if Jill wrote this, yikes.

Spoiler: Facebook post

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Holy FUCK. The wink to incest with the "too bad they are my sisters!" line followed by a quick U-turn obvious Josh Duggar dig "sisters need to feel loved and protected by their brothers, not worried about them and or feel threatened that's sickening!!!!" Absolute wild whiplash. Jill absolutely at least partially wrote this shit, I'm sure she has them type up some barely literate shit and then she plays editor and adds shit as she sees fit. All those exclamation marks are a Jill (and LBR, feminine trademark) so you can see where she inserts her bullshit. I hope this porky bitch and obese zero value husband drop dead quickly.

Also shout out to that amazing makeup-less photo of that Not Nurie there, look at how much prettier, younger, and fresh faced she is like that it's astounding.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

The girls will never have a normal life and probably will keep acting as the retards they are due to the horrible way they were raised (unless they find better examples and guidance in other families), and fundie males in general are rarely as kind and spiritual as they like to appear to be, but as long as they don't get married to a Josh Duggar type, I think marriage is an upgrade for them. Becoming a broodmare but not having to share the scraps from Fat Dave's table with a dozen starving siblings and not dealing 24/7 with Jill's manic BS is still a better option.

The boys and the actually retarded little girl are hopeless, though. What a shame.

Retarded fundie girls don't seem to have much trouble marrying, as long as she's agreeable and isn't too visibly different. They don't value a woman's brains, so missing some of it entirely might even be favorable.

 

[Angry New Ager]

And freedom. Poor Jonathan saved up for the best ring her could buy on a minimum wage salary. Jill's piggy fingers were all over it.

Don't live in Ohio, kids. God love you both.

Poor Renee, left at home.

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Nemmy is fucking terrified of Jill. Smart kid.

God, I haven't followed the Rodriguesses in ages. I will say this: marriage seems to be agreeing with Nurie, and her husband's affection seems genuine. Jonathan also seems to be genuinely thrilled that Kaylee said yes, and I'm not picking up any skeevy vibes from him. So mazel tov, kids; may you always live at least a thousand miles from Jill.

 

[For The Internet]

The engagement is great on two fronts:

1. Kaylee gets to escape

2. With Jill focused on Kaylee's wedding and honeymoon ect she'll be less focused on Nurie and Nemmy, which can only be good. If she gets knocked up quickly it will be hard for Jill to spend too much time influencing either grandkid, which again, can only be good.

I want to believe Jill is responsible for that weird incesty vibe in Tim's post but there's a worrying lack of ALL CAPS words in that post.

 

[Fareal]

Run, Kaylee, once you have that marriage license get your halfwit husband to run far away from your mother.

It saddens me to say this but if Nurie is any guide, wife of someone you hardly know is still a better life than daughter of the Jillbeast. To be fair to David, his family are clearly adequately nourished and he seems legitimately fond of Nurie. She certainly seems less terrified of him than she is of her mother.

The sight of the properly fed Nemmy brings into sharp relief how stunted and starving his little aunts and uncles are. He has some baby chub where it should be. And, he is clearly allergic to his mad grandma, which is reassuring in that it shows he isn’t used to displays of madness at home. I hope and trust David isn’t a shouter. God knows poor Nurie deserves a peaceful home. It’s so sad to see how the little ones still cling so hard to her when she’s there. Things will only be worse for them with Kaylee gone too.

The ring is very nice, Jilldo, and Jonathan seems besotted with Kaylee. Hopefully he means to treat her kindly. He doesn’t seem a bad natured soul on the surface, just dim. At least now she will probably get enough to eat. God help her, getting married to get enough to eat. In a first world country.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I refuse to believe Tim wrote all that weird marriage advice. Clearly, it's wish fulfillment fantasy written by a woman.

 

[Fareal]

I refuse to believe Tim wrote all that weird marriage advice. Clearly, it's wish fulfillment fantasy written by a woman.

If I had to guess, I would say Jill dictated most of it to him and he himself slipped in the panicked bit about how sisters should never fear their brothers because even he realises how gross some of Jill’s chat is. It would also explain why the whole screed is in Jill’s ‘voice’ but lacks CAPS.

I think poor Tim is honestly harmless but his nerves are absolutely shot to hell by being raised by lunatics. I also think the penny has dropped, as the sisters are married off and shipped out, that he doesn’t have their route to escape and is actually stuck there.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

I have trouble believing any of what her kids write, only video, and even then it's with her clearly directing those crazy eyes at them.

 

[Gaz Norfman]

Jill shared this video of Kaylee’s proposal. Not sure which kid it is, but you can hear a girl directing Kaylee on how to turn/pose for the picture, and she doesn’t sound like she has the same affect that the girls put on when Jill records them. She almost sounds like a normal kid.

Edit: sorry, I am retarded and forgot to include the attachment.

 

[soleili]

I actually wretched when I read “too bad they’re my sisters”. Gross Tim, gross.

 

[multiverse]

I'd honestly be impressed if Timmy had the grammar knowledge to write that out. I'm gonna say it's far more likely Jill wrote it. Tim normally records video.

I'm actually fairly certain Tim is the actual author of that entire post, complete with creepy "couple" photos with Renee. This is because it sounds exactly like the creepy incel videos he makes - on his own - periodically.

It doesn't sound like Jill's voice at all, especially when compared to the numerous posts Jill has made posing as her various daughters (where they all sound exactly like Jill praising herself.)

Also shout out to that amazing makeup-less photo of that Not Nurie there

It's Renee. Tim seems torn between wanting Renee for himself, and putting himself and Renee in the marriage auction block as Sweet Mama has instructed him to do.


That's a hug that the IBLP followers normally reserve for after marriage.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Josh Duggar vibes, anyone?

Josh Duggar Makes An Incest Joke 7

Click To See Full Video http://www.link53.com/hcu

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[LonesomeDud]

I'm actually fairly certain Tim is the actual author of that entire post, complete with creepy "couple" photos with Renee. This is because it sounds exactly like the creepy incel videos he makes - on his own - periodically.

It doesn't sound like Jill's voice at all, especially when compared to the numerous posts Jill has made posing as her various daughters (where they all sound exactly like Jill praising herself.)


It's Renee. Tim seems torn between wanting Renee for himself, and putting himself and Renee in the marriage auction block as Sweet Mama has instructed him to do.
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That's a hug that the IBLP followers normally reserve for after marriage.

It's a hug from the side. It shouldn't be an issue.

Also, I'll tell you the truth: No man really wants to have to face any kind of reality where his sister's getting penetrated by some hairy guy.