Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Elämällä on väliä]

Calling it now, if this takes to long and Putin gets impatient, I'm expecting him to detonate a single nuke as a warning and be like 'give me Ukraine or this is gonna be you'

That will probably result in several nuclear bombs used against Russia. No one will risk that Russia will start a nuclear war first, so the wet will wipe them out first.

Sad. I really like Moscow.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Except when they sell it to China on the cheap who then launder it and sell it right to the countries that are sanctioning Russia. The only thing these sanctions do is make China richer.

There isn't a good way to get it to China for that scheme to work.

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

Good news for ukranian refugees

"Madam Prime Minister, there are some refugees in need of safety in our great nation!"

"Of course! As the Humanitarian Super Power, we must help those escaping the wars and poverty of the third world"

"Madam they're Ukrainian supermodels and young children, not military age males"

"Close the border."

 

[Czechem Republic]

Calling it now, if this takes to long and Putin gets impatient, I'm expecting him to detonate a single nuke as a warning and be like 'give me Ukraine or this is gonna be you'

Bet you $1K in bitcoin he doesn't. ANY nuclear shit is the end of his country, if not the world.

 

[NJBear]

 

[Black Yoshi]

That will probably result in several nuclear bombs used against Russia. No one will risk that Russia will start a nuclear war first, so the wet will wipe them out first.

Sad. I really like Moscow.

Calling it now, if this takes to long and Putin gets impatient, I'm expecting him to detonate a single nuke as a warning and be like 'give me Ukraine or this is gonna be you'

He's gonna cuck out.

 

[Fcret]

Biden is gonna deny them drilling permits. He’s already made it clear this crisis is another stage of Build Back Better.

Biden already indicated his support for the industry back in November. The main hold-up is that it takes like 4-6 months for a shale field to come back online.

 

[The Other Baldwin]

I'm going to sleep now. See you tomorrow if I'm not vaporized. And I hope women will be fucking drafted because I totes want to shower with a horde of them like in Starship Troopers.

They are not going to look like they did in the 1990's. I hope you like ladydick and blue hair though.

 

[Terra Pax]

France and Germany urges their citizens to leave Russia. Well, probably someone figured out how to neutralize russian nuclear bombs before their start.

The stated reason from the French us because all of are flights are going to be cancelled which might make it a bit hard tk get back.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

the economy's crashing, jon
all of my stocks crashed, jon
all my money's gone, jon
i don't have healthcare, jon
i can't get a job because of vax mandates, jon

"Lol", - Jon said. "Lmao."

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

fuck Polish catholic scum.

Listen I'm an Orthodog slav and that still sounds needlessly bloodthirsty and cruel.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Did we read the same plan? The marines getting rid of their own tanks and artillery isn't really Army like at all.

We might have read different ones. The one I read actually talked about retooling the Marines to be less gung-ho, more professional, less 'toxic' and adding armor and artillery.

I'll have to see if I can find it.

Could be, what we read, are two of the competing proposals.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Civilians in Kiev making molotovs and tank traps:

At least they seem eager...

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Considering there was a mass movement of people in 2014 to remove themselves of their Russian puppet leader, I'm not entirely unsurprised civilians are getting in on the action. Also Eastern Europeans are just built different, as seen with the Great Patriotic War, etc. For some of these guys, it's an opportunity to claim that same sort of martial legacy, to stand up against an invader. Maybe one not nearly as awful as the Nazis as evidenced by Russian willingness to not target civilians. But nevertheless an invader.

I know a lot of the guys itt are calling the Zelensky arming of civilians some sort of attempt to frame up civilians in bad ways. But to me at least, it's sort of the opposite. I think he's trying to ensure that if shit does hit fan in Kyiv, and they end up losing, the fighting continues after his death. And it also divests organisation away from the military, and means civilians can act as partisans and give the Russians hell after Ukrainian regulars are forced to leave. It'll still get a lot of them killed though.

 

[HumanHive]

Biden already indicated his support for the industry back in November. The main hold-up is that it takes like 4-6 months for a shale field to come back online.

He literally just gave a statement saying increasing oil production wasn’t gonna happen.

 

[Jarolleon]

It was probably the best "white" "euro" country the students could get (into). Eastern Euro countries have been doing some heavy advertising to get student dollars from developing shitholes. I wonder if the "medical degrees" a lot of these students are getting are pay to get a peice of paper. (Meaning the students couldn't get into a reputable university in their home country.)

Low-tier universities in small Canadian towns do this too. You can tell because the city's population is primarily White or Injun but almost all entry level service jobs are done by pajeets and niggers.

 

[Toothpaste]

To be fair that was just some guy on their tv news.

Russian state news. Those work a bit differently from the Western corporate media. They will not say anything that has not been cleared with the Kremlin.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I'm going to sleep now. See you tomorrow if I'm not vaporized. And I hope women will be fucking drafted because I totes want to shower with a horde of them like in Starship Troopers.

Sorry, Starship Troopers isn't happening unless he nukes Buenos Aires and an unrealistically white Argentine bitches about it on TV.

 

[Octavia]

Please, please, please god let them do this. I want to see a soyboy try and fuck with a gopnik over his accent.

Or anyone from a multitude of Eastern Euro countries, because they cant tell the difference between a Russian, Polish, Latvian, etc accent.

 

[Happy Fish]

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Ukraine's borders are open for him to fight.

 

[Fcret]

He literally just gave a statement saying increasing oil production wasn’t gonna happen.

He's quite literally been approving record numbers of permits on federal land since summer of last year.