Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[HumanHive]

this thread needs more cute Ukraine women in it.

Go coom on /trash/

 

[Breadbassket]

This is all a distraction from the audits and Jfk jr.


Not bad but not terrible






I said this 40 pages ago. They will strike towards lviv on the border with poland

Its a mussolini attacks france moment. Lushenko sees ukraine teetering and wants some for himself. His 1970s era army will probably get smashed to pieces

Whatever happens I hope we get Belarusian combat videos in the thread now because Russian soldiers aren't posting anything. OPSEC is a crime against war observation I tell you.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I mean when the choice is either vlad or jews larping as nazis the fact that you chose to slurp the jewish nazi larper cock and then brag about it is pretty funny, ngl.

muh joos.

 

[Vindeo]

This is all a distraction from the audits and Jfk jr.





Not bad but not terrible






I said this 40 pages ago. They will strike towards lviv on the border with poland

Its a mussolini attacks france moment. Lushenko sees ukraine teetering and wants some for himself. His 1970s era army will probably get smashed to pieces

lmfaoo you right.

 

[The Other Baldwin]

Between this and China wagging its dick at Taiwan, people looking to expatriate are left to either Latin America and the Caribbean. I'm already eyeing up Southern Brazil to hide out in Hitler's second bunker.

Enjoy getting this guy his morning coffee in between your obligatory butt fuckings.

 

[Captain Manning]

Careful. Rhetoric like that might take us to COPECON 1.

YOU FOOL! COPECON 1 means that the world's entire corn reserves are to be dumped on Ethan Ralph's house within 30 minutes! With that much corn off the market, Ethanol prices will skyrocket higher than gas prices are!

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[mindlessobserver]

I get clueless normies who can barely point to what constitutes Eastern Europe, much less Ukraine, viewing Russia as an evil country that needs to be put in its place. I mean, Russia is acting like a bear mauling Ukraine. But they don't see the years and years of pushing this bear being pushed into a corner that goes back to the fall of the Soviet Union. It was only a matter of time before it lashed out in a big way. Unfortunately for the bear, the only thing people see is it trying to eat a Jewish Comedian and his Neo-Nazi body guards.

It's the usual American trick of spitting on you from the moral high ground, while it covers up all its dirty work via propaganda, bad broken diplomatic deals, and glow operations. Its why woke shit has taken over corporate America, because it's a common office politics move as well.

I fucking hate this country almost to the core now. And there really isn't any where better. And all this geo-political tension that is being exacerbated by this dying empire of glorified bureaucrats is eliminating all the good "poor-and-a-shithole-but-livable-with-a-good-culture" countries to escape to, or risk getting caught in a potential war zone or hostile country.

Between this and China wagging its dick at Taiwan, people looking to expatriate are left to either Latin America and the Caribbean. I'm already eyeing up Southern Brazil to hide out in Hitler's second bunker.

You came this close to realizing that for all its faults the American Empire offers more of what you want in life then the Russian and the Chinese.

That's the rub here isn't it. The idiots in charge of America are contemptible yet even they are superior to the alternatives. This is why stormfags are fucking jokes. They bitch all day about muh Jew media and economy, but when rubber hits the road they start spinning their excuses so hard.

 

[A Logging Company]

The Ruble dropping sounds great untill you look at the numbers. The ruble is down by .002 from 1 year ago it was already worthless.

>When you're economy is such shit your enemies can't do anything to hurt it

6th Dimensional Astral Yahtzee moves right there.

 

[BradCarter]

Dudes in Russian camo stealing a safe from Privat Bank somewhere in Kherson. It's a vid, just posting screenshot because I am lazy.

My bet those are not local looters, which kind of narrows down the suspects.

It's probably a Nazi safe with NATO launch codes though ...

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Out of curiosity, how much is currency worth if it's country of origin gets annexed? I'd assume not much

 

[naffatune]

One of today's greatest boxers, Vasiliy Lomachenko, has decided to join the Ukrainian garrison defending his hometown, Belgorod-Dnestrovsky.

Hits close to home. He was always my #1 favorite in the ring. Hope he comes back okay.

 

[Lysenko]

Dudes in Russian camo stealing a safe from Privat Bank somewhere in Kherson. It's a vid, just posting screenshot because I am lazy.

My bet those are not local looters, which kind of narrows down the suspects.

It's probably a Nazi safe with NATO launch codes though ...

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I'm sure random people are/will be taking advantage of the chaos to loot. Like we saw in Minneapolis.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

View attachment 3025950lmfaoo you right.

Yeah its gonna be a rout. They will get 20 miles down the road and get slaughtered

 

[Raoul_Duke]

One of today's greatest boxers, Vasiliy Lomachenko, has decided to join the Ukrainian garrison defending his hometown, Belgorod-Dnestrovsky.

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Hits close to home. He was always my #1 favorite in the ring. Hope he comes back okay.

Oh wow, a manlet. So terrifying. He might crawl up a toilet and strangle a Russian from the inside.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

You wouldn't yield to a tank ?

Good point, I should have said "imagine an invading army's tank yielding to you at an intersection."

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I'm sure random people are/will be taking advantage of the chaos to loot. Like we saw in Minneapolis.

Not all Slavs act like niggers, but all niggers act like niggers.

 

[b0x]

That's the rub here isn't it. The idiots in charge of America are contemptible yet even they are superior to the alternatives. This is why stormfags are fucking jokes. They bitch all day about muh Jew media and economy, but when rubber hits the road they start spinning their excuses so hard.

Everyone deals with the Jews, you have to, to do anything.

 

[Ted_Logan]

Is Russia gotta nuke or what!?!

 

[HumanHive]

EU Provides $500 Million To Buy Arms For Ukraine; Turkey Readies Closure Of Straits To Russian Navy | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

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Might be late, but if Turkey is indeed closing the Bosphorus, then we could be at war very fast. All it takes is one Russian blockade runner daring Turkey to enforce it, and earn his stupid prize.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

this is qanon level shit, the elites are evil, but they also clearly believe in what they say, they wouldn't collaborate with Putin and I don't see how Putin benefits from collaborating with them (he rules russia, how much money would they need to bribe him with to beat that and also offset the hit this has otherwise been to him?)

LOL at elites "believe in what they say".

Putin doesn't rule Russia by the sheer amount of his charisma. It's more like: he is allowed to "rule" Russia. It's naïve to think that somehow one person can maneuver complicated situation single-handedly. He is a part of a network of oligarchs, military etc., and it's not like he is making decisions alone. So I used a simplistic term bribe, because obviously it didn't look like someone brought him a suitcase or wagon filled with gold or dollars. I meant more a bribe in the sense that his faction will retain power on the scraps they hold. Obviously this faction is not interested in WW3, but got assignment to make it looks as if it can happen any moment.

"In two weeks."