Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Socrates]

I can't wait for Greer to join Pravy Sektor after being promised a lush Ukrainian pop star

I was literally gonna say, I wonder what reason Greer is going to have to be in Tai Pei when the CCP invades Taiwan. It's the natural escalation.

 

[Radical Cadre]

I never shoot my Wolf or Tula because I go to one of those ranges that bans them, because muh fire hazard. I only keep it around for SHTF.

Why the fuck do they call them a fire hazard?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Yet I notice only you and Disheveled Human answered a question I asked a totally different user, who refused to respond. No one else felt it was necessary to answer it. It's reasonable to ask why you're all responding to a question not directed to you. Very strange, maybe a mod can sort it out.

>threatens to tattle to jannies

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I have a friend who served in Byelorus army and fought in Donbas, I'll ask him about the rumors and if he thinks the army is up for it.

Sure, I doubt he wants to die for some weird neo Soviet government frozen in 1991 forever but maybe i am wrong.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Haha yeah, the CIA thinks about the long term consequences of its actions

yeah, everything retarded that latinamerican populists do is the CIA's fault. Communism would totally work if it weren't for them

 

[Radical Cadre]

Could be real or could be Ukrainian disinformation to pressure more help from Europe:

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The Europeans have these things called satellites. If it's a ruse, it's a dumb one because they can literally look out the window and check. I mean in such a scenario they wouldn't and just hand the weapons over anyway because their benefactors in the arms companies need to make more cash money nigga nigga what!!

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Something feels wrong about all this corporate/bugman involvement.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

>threatens to tattle to jannies

The zoomer fears the janny lmao

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

Sure, I doubt he wants to die for some weird neo Soviet government frozen in 1991 forever but maybe i am wrong.

Very, very wrong. Did you miss the part about "Fought in Donbas"? Guy is so far to the right he calls Putin a "soycuck".

 

[The golden neckbeard]

Something feels wrong about all this corporate/bugman involvement.

Yes, world war 3 has started and everyone wants to pull their money out but doesn't want to panic.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

I still cannot believe that there is an honest to god lolcow at the center of one of the biggest international crises we've seen since 9/11.

I wish I knew who he was but I ignore everything above Autistic Thunderdome.

 

[b0x]

Imagine thinking a country with a literal government funded social credit system that can dictate where you live, and where can go is better because the government doesn't call you meanie words to your face.

Keep coping, shill. I'm sure Xi really appreciates it.

I don't care what you say. If a Chinese idol can do a dance to sell me compact sanitary pads, it's worth it all.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Someone's about to get a CIA coup

Reuters (@Reuters)

Bolsonaro won't condemn Putin, says Brazil will remain neutral over invasion http://reut.rs/3HwN6SJ

nitter.net

The spirit of Non Alignment lives on. Not that surprising.

It also colors in and adds context to India's response as well.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

Very, very wrong. Did you miss the part about "Fought in Donbas"? Guy is so far to the right he calls Putin a "soycuck".

Belarus is literally a nation stuck in 1991

Maybe he is based asf and wants to throw troons off buildings but i doubt the majority of the population or army thinks like this.

 

[Keystone]

I never shoot my Wolf or Tula because I go to one of those ranges that bans them, because muh fire hazard. I only keep it around for SHTF.

I never shoot mine because when I go to clean the internals they look like they snorted more carbon powder than Tony Montana snorts yayo.

 

[Meat Target]

Why the fuck do they call them a fire hazard?

They say the steel projectile can spark and start a fire, or damage the backstop. They also prohibit steel-core greentips.

Though I don't think I really believe them (they resell used brass), I also don't wanna be the asshole that burns the place down.

 

[draggs]

Very, very wrong. Did you miss the part about "Fought in Donbas"? Guy is so far to the right he calls Putin a "soycuck".

There are always people who think they're more royal than the king

They're weirdos usually

 

[HumanHive]

Belarus is literally a nation stuck in 1991

Maybe he is based asf and wants to throw troons off buildings but i doubt the majority of the population or army thinks like this.

To be fair the US is stuck in 2001.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Yes, world war 3 has started and everyone wants to pull their money out but doesn't want to panic.

Inflation is cancelled until the end of the war just like in germany before it transitioned to the weimar.

 

[Dave.]

I'm assuming that some of the pro-UA demonstrations in the US actually contain Ukrainians that immigrated here, which is it's own kind of joke. Ukraine is a shithole that you were desperate to leave and face it, you're not going back while the US offers a chance to make even a few extra dollars per year. That goes for pretty much every shitholian who emigrates. Put the flag down, retard. Multiculturalism on full display. Fully atomized individual humanoid units coalescing into nonsensical preference groups.

Having been to Ukraine and Russia on international business with my parents, Ukraine is honestly not that big of a shithole. The pay's lousy, but the people there are generally good people from what I've seen. Granted I've only hung out in the capital and near the border of Russia, but I'd unironically rather live there than the bluest state and city in America if I had the choice. At least I have the ability to make a lot of money so that would probably give me an advantage there. Russia it's the same thing, but Russia has some of the shittiest and wreckless drivers in the world sitting nice and pretty with Mexico and China. You can find shitloads of Liveleak compilations of car crashes coming from Russia, but it's not a fucking meme, I swear to god the people there cannot drive.