Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

The Valeyard said:
What happened to the page about the troon clone trooper named Sister? Was it removed because the YA novel Queen’s Hope in which “she” appears hasn’t been released in English yet?
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Yeah. The removal is part of some new gay spoiler policy they've established which you can tell was only enforced by the lucasfilm employees to keep info about their products from leaking despite that never stopping wookieepedo before.

This resulted in a lot of work by autists getting deleted, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's also part of the reason why activity is at an all time low over there (aside from all the emphasis on troonery by the new top lucasfilm janny Immi Thrax and other drama).
 
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Force and Character said:
I can't get over this dude.
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He looks like Bob Chipman in a really crappy Sith Lord costume. The scary part is that I honestly couldn't tell if he was supposed to be a character in the LARP until I saw him sitting around with his phone. That's how bad things are.
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I almost thought this was Moviebob for a moment and was going to comment he has feet.
 
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The thots have hijacked the starcruiser:



Force and Character said:
I can't get over this dude.
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He looks like Bob Chipman in a really crappy Sith Lord costume. The scary part is that I honestly couldn't tell if he was supposed to be a character in the LARP until I saw him sitting around with his phone. That's how bad things are.
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There's a man going 'round taking names...
 
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Miller said:
The thots have hijacked the starcruiser:

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See, that's how you make the Starcruiser profitable. Get rid of the dumb LARPs, remove all pretense of a story, hire attractive thots for the entirety of the staff, and make it into Space Hooters: The Hotel. (Dammit, there I go referencing Auralnauts again. They're in my veins, like midichlorians (heroin)!) I'm sure plenty of consoomer coomers would gladly fork over twice the usual resort rate to be waited on by hot Star Wars chicks anytime they were in the hotel.

Alas, such a proposal would never fly in the family-friendly atmosphere of WDW. Still, don't let it be said I didn't try to offer any suggestions for fixing this mess.
 
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The Gangster Computer said:
Your 6k-10k cuisine. Even the menus for other Disney hotels don't look as pitiful.
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A lot of what's not listed here is mostly snacks or stuff you can get in the regular park, along with regular non-Disney Wars food like pizza flatbread. Outside of the stuff in the main menu here, a lot of the food just seems to be recycled from other non-DW parts of the park or other hotels. They're also still serving a lot of vegan fake meat.

For a few extra grand, you get the "privilege" of sitting at the captain's table...
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How exciting and very rousing...

The first item on the menu are these hardened bread rolls that look burnt with some sweet and sour apricot gunk for dip.
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Stale bread made to look burnt. Oh joy.

The second item on the menu is these mutated shrimp puffs that look like they were dropped into toxic chemicals.
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The menu calls them "felucian shrimp". How original. Just slap a planet's name onto a real world animal. Its Filoni's go-to naming method for all space animals these days, like Loth Wolf, Loth Cat, Loth Rat, Loth bird or Felucian Rancor. At least Naboo's yobshrimp makes it sound like one distinct species out of many on Naboo but this is about as uninspired as it looks. And FYI, Felucia was the jungle planet from Revenge of the Sith.

Then there's these "Felucian littletubes" which apparently taste like shit.
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Then there's just mustafar chips. With mustafar being the lava mining planet from ROTS that Disney turned into Vader's home for that gay comic series and Rogue Juan.
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Then there's some Chandrilian air cake which is just cake cut in the shape of the hotel's logo. And Chandrila was the name of Mon Mothma's home planet which Disney turned into the lgbtqia trans capital of the galaxy and Kilo Ren's homeworld.
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Overall that's the menu in a nutshell. Its either just real world food from some other part of the park or other hotel with no gimmick, some ugly looking thing named "Felucia/Mustafar/Chandrila [insert food here]" or named after something Filoni or the sequels made up.

The only thing of note from this shitfest was a stupid cakepop and that's only because the hotel claims its made by Gormaanda from the Holiday Special, making it the only pre-Disney reference in the hotel outisde of Chandrila which I already said was made gay city and Kilo Ren's homeworld. View attachment 3026879

And this bantha beef rump also based on Gormaanda's recipe.
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So the menu items were somehow even more unimaginative and unappetizing than the ones in the park which I didn't think possible.



Also here's some authentic bags of space popcorn for your authentic 6k-10k larping experience.
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The hotel is so awful and has so little to see that I don't even want to cover this barren wasteland.
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Imagine paying 6k to get a dinner of chicken tenders and fucking buttered noodles.
Jesus.
 
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Express RX-78 said:
So we're in the acceptance stage now? View attachment 3028743
We were saying this since 2015 but these dumbfucks didn't listen. It's hard being right all the time.
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No, because they're going to instantly go "CONSOOM CONSOOM LOOK THIS ONE BIT CHARACTER WAS COOL FOR 3 SECONDS AS MY EYEBALLS GET FUCKED WITH SPIKES! FUCK IT HURTS BUT CONSOOOOOOM CONSOOOOOM"

You'd have to pogrom Star Wars fans or EMP the planet ala Escape from LA to make it stop. They will invent crackhead logics to watch shit for 20 minutes to 2 1/2 hours and sob as it sucks but still invent excuses for why they GOTTA otherwise.
 
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The Valeyard said:
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For those who haven’t seen it, there’s a video on Twitter where a 5-year-old informs on his older brother for aiding the Resistance. (Skip to 0:50)
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Here's the video itself for posterity's sake:



The only thing I'm about ready to praise with this hotel is that the actors are patient and disciplined enough to handle all these children, especially when they are given these multi-step tasks. Something's working if that boy's having fun, but then again a child's enjoyment is certainly not indicative of the general public having the same enthusiasm. As others have already said itt, making this hotel a one-day event would be much more successful for Disney, less stressful for the staff, and more accessible for visitors. If the hotel is just one part of a family's week-long trip to Disney World, then the company wouldn't be competing against itself for attendance ratings.

King Dead said:
See, that's how you make the Starcruiser profitable. Get rid of the dumb LARPs, remove all pretense of a story, hire attractive thots for the entirety of the staff, and make it into Space Hooters: The Hotel. (Dammit, there I go referencing Auralnauts again. They're in my veins, like midichlorians (heroin)!) I'm sure plenty of consoomer coomers would gladly fork over twice the usual resort rate to be waited on by hot Star Wars chicks anytime they were in the hotel.

Alas, such a proposal would never fly in the family-friendly atmosphere of WDW. Still, don't let it be said I didn't try to offer any suggestions for fixing this mess.
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If this "Space Hooters" wasn't entirely X-Rated, then I could definitely see Michael Eisner trying to do something like that (like his "Pleasure Island" project, but with sexy aliens).
 
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The Valeyard said:
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For those who haven’t seen it, there’s a video on Twitter where a 5-year-old informs on his older brother for aiding the Resistance. (Skip to 0:50)
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There's something really quite interesting about this. Maybe it's something being hilarious about Disney encouraging kids to be pretend fascists. It makes me wonder how the First Order in the movies actually worked.

Sure, it never made sense and was never made to be more than a shitty Empire clone for a shitty semi-reboot/remake of A New Hope, but we have no idea why the galaxy was okay with these people kidnapping untold millions of human children, indoctrinating them, and forcing them to help take over the galaxy. At the same time the indoctrination was apparently terribly executed enough that they could just quit if they really felt like it with some help from the force. While the Empire gave the galaxy order and control, the FO provides nothing for the galaxy. Nobody cares that they exist except the small group of diverse and inclusive heroes. JJ and Disney cut the politics from TFA because prequels bad.

Children are really easy to influence as proven by the video where the kid straight up joins the FO officer. You could have done something where the FO convinces people to join their side willingly, but also giving them a proper motivation beyond le evil nazis with zero subtlety at all.

But then again, it would end up being exactly what it is in the final films: a worse version of the Empire.
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The only thing I'm about ready to praise with this hotel is that the actors are patient and disciplined enough to handle all these children, especially when they are given these multi-step tasks. Something's working if that boy's having fun, but then again a child's enjoyment is certainly not indicative of the general public having the same enthusiasm. As others have already said itt, making this hotel a one-day event would be much more successful for Disney, less stressful for the staff, and more accessible for visitors. If the hotel is just one part of a family's week-long trip to Disney World, then the company wouldn't be competing against itself for attendance ratings.
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You have to remember that almost ALL of this stuff was supposed to be in Galaxy's Edge. They removed it to wring more money out of their customers by making them pay for an entirely separate "experience" somewhere else instead of improving the parks. GE is really going to be hurting in the future. It could have been a really cool "whole" experience with fun rides, walkaround characters, and a titty bar/dinner theater. They watered it down so much from the original concepts and I seriously doubt they're going to add new things anytime soon because they'd rather just find a way to rip people off doing something else. Also it's still set within the sequel trilogy era which was the biggest fuckup imaginable.
 
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Express RX-78 said:
There's something really quite interesting about this. Maybe it's something being hilarious about Disney encouraging kids to be pretend fascists. It makes me wonder how the First Order in the movies actually worked.

Sure, it never made sense and was never made to be more than a shitty Empire clone for a shitty semi-reboot/remake of A New Hope, but we have no idea why the galaxy was okay with these people kidnapping untold millions of human children, indoctrinating them, and forcing them to help take over the galaxy. At the same time the indoctrination was apparently terribly executed enough that they could just quit if they really felt like it with some help from the force. While the Empire gave the galaxy order and control, the FO provides nothing for the galaxy. Nobody cares that they exist except the small group of diverse and inclusive heroes. JJ and Disney cut the politics from TFA because prequels bad.

Children are really easy to influence as proven by the video where the kid straight up joins the FO officer. You could have done something where the FO convinces people to join their side willingly, but also giving them a proper motivation beyond le evil nazis with zero subtlety at all.

But then again, it would end up being exactly what it is in the final films: a worse version of the Empire.

You have to remember that almost ALL of this stuff was supposed to be in Galaxy's Edge. They removed it to wring more money out of their customers by making them pay for an entirely separate "experience" somewhere else instead of improving the parks. GE is really going to be hurting in the future. It could have been a really cool "whole" experience with fun rides, walkaround characters, and a titty bar/dinner theater. They watered it down so much from the original concepts and I seriously doubt they're going to add new things anytime soon because they'd rather just find a way to rip people off doing something else. Also it's still set within the sequel trilogy era which was the biggest fuckup imaginable.
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I think it's less a "easy to influence" thing and more a "cool space bad guy team" thing. Also I just realized that's the same small child from the timestamped footage I marked in that other video who he's talking to in the background when trying to get the one guy out of the brig, but from a closer angle.
The first order actor guy is really just giving it his best on the whole improv funny moments shit.
 
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