Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Coccxys]

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has been asked by Ukraine to help support their attempts to reach a "peaceful resolution" with Russia, the billionaire's spokesperson says.

The 55-year-old is one of Russia's richest people and is believed to be close to Russian President Putin.

The spokesperson added: "Considering what is at stake, we would ask for your understanding as to why we have not commented on neither the situation as such nor his involvement."

Ukrainian film director and producer Alexander Rodnyansky confirmed the Chelsea owner's involvement in attempts to reach a peaceful resolution, but added he is unsure of the impact it will have.

"I can confirm that the Ukrainian side have been trying to find someone in Russia willing to help them in finding a peaceful resolution," said Rodnyansky.

"They are connected to Roman Abramovich through the Jewish community and reached out to him for help. Abramovich has been trying to mobilize support for a peaceful resolution ever since.

"Although Abramovich's influence is limited, he is the only one who responded and taken it upon himself to try.

"If this will have an impact or not, I don't know, but I am in contact with [Ukraine President Volodymyr] Zelensky's staff myself, and know that they are grateful for his genuine efforts."

Oy vey, shut it down.

Someone is trying to make sure he doesn't get raped with sanctions despite being buddies with Putin.

 

[Get Fisted]

Horseshoe Theory. They become the same people they condemned for throwing Japanese-Americans in camps because of Pearl Harbor.

I'm also pretty sure gun ownership is up a lot since WW2 so also probably not a good idea to round up the guys who really, really like making maintaining and manufacturing one of the most popular firearms in the world. Imagine the amount of unregistered/registered AK just sitting around in every -ski's house.

 

[The Other Baldwin]

Right on cue, explosions in Kiev.

 

[Oxous]

Don't you love state-sanctioned witch hunts?

Do you call it a witch hunt when people share the address of Elon Musk’s house? Or where his private planes fly?

 

[Strix454]

Don't you love state-sanctioned witch hunts?

I have a hunch it will be more than that and eventually a certain set of individuals will make small fortunes appropriating these properties or given these properties by the government. This whole thing of confiscating personal property without any
kind of legal due process is a real innovation in United States law. They have now have a system where the president can just sign an order and take people's stuff in an completely arbitrary way. Its the next big innovation and its as bad
constitutionally as the summary execution by drones anywhere in the world policy.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Are you crying when you see any photo of starvin Marvin from Africa?

No, I'm usually laughing because he's in a meme looking at a liberal tourist like she's a retard

 

[AnOminous]

"But Nuclear energy isn't green" The Kraut says as he sucks on Putin's dick for a drop of oil.

Fun Fact: Vladimir Putin ejaculates sweet light crude oil by the barrel. This is why he is constantly surrounded by spunk drunk krauts who wonder why they got rid of their nuclear power. I'm thinking they don't even fly to Moscow for just the oil.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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I wonder if Putin began his invasion not because of Biden fearmongering over it two weeks ago, but when the Chinese gave them US intelligence over Russian troop positions that Biden initially shared voluntarily with Beijing.

Putin realized Biden won't do anything at that point and decided to go for broke and damn the tournedos.

 

[Strix454]

Quite apart from what he's tweeting, why is the head of MI6 tweeting anything at all? Why do we even know who he is? If this really does turn into a full-scale West vs. East war, they're going to fucking kill us.

Because the head of MI6 is a literal drama queen.

 

[Meat Target]

Right on cue, explosions in Kiev.

I don't hear anything. Audio has been agonizingly unreliable on these streams.

 

[MrJokerRager]

They do seem to be massing Chechens for a radical policy of increased diversity in Kiev

Isn't that why Kalingrad will never return back to German lol.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

This type of rhetoric is so fucking infuriating. We’ve all seen this movie before. I love how suddenly these faggots are all about “American values” lmao

Yes it is

For me, American values resume to McDonalds, Simpsons, DOOM, Seinfeld, Country Music, American Pie, M16, and that weird variant of Football where they throw their bodies against each other like it's Sumo.
In the end, America is a mall country where their people are exploited for tax money, that are then used for their Industrial Military Complex + CIA to intervene and exploit in small nations that have little to resources to defend itself.
Sadly, America is in a pickle, Ukraine is not like Iraq, Lybia, or Syria. Sending their men to Putin's backyard will leave serious consequences, they won't be attacked by some Abdul in sandals, no.

 

[Fcret]

I have a hunch it will be more than that and eventually a certain set of individuals will make small fortunes appropriating these properties or given these properties by the government. This whole thing of confiscating personal property without any
kind of legal due process is a real innovation in United States law. They have now have a system where the president can just sign an order and take people's stuff in an completely arbitrary way. Its the next big innovation and its as bad
constitutionally as the summary execution by drones anywhere in the world policy.

This isn't a new power. It's been pursued pretty much for the entirety of US history. When foreign relations break down with a state, that state's assets are seized and confiscated.

Happened to Germany in 1917. Happened to Japan and Germany in 1941. Happened to Afghanistan last year. It's not new. Don't spout some Trudeau-esque, "If you confiscate your enemies' property, they win."

 

[Kane Lives]

Do you call it a witch hunt when people share the address of Elon Musk’s house? Or where his private planes fly?

If published in a major newspaper like that, and in the context of rising anti-Russian hate? Absolutely. Especially when there's no apparent reason for them to do so. Maybe you could enlighten us on that.

Oh, I get that these are technically public information, but really, nobody looks it up on their own. Unless of course, you conveniently make it available. Then again, it might be hypocritical of me to say this on a site known for doxxing lolcows, but eh.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Nobody cares that random kiwis had a slav great grand babuska. It's irrelevant stop powerlevel.

but it just doesn't have the same 'oomph' if you can't shittalk the other side down without powerlevelling that you're also the proud descendant of an Einsatzgruppen soldier, currently performing Snake Eater duties in Azov. shit - this could be the moment the slavic version of the Navy Seal copypasta is born lmao!

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Defenders of Snake Island confirmed to still be alive by Ukrainian Navy:

(source - BBC news)

Statement from Ukraine Navy:

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

No, I'm usually laughing because he's in a meme looking at a liberal tourist

So it will illogical as fuck when you see, e.g., photo from killing a shitty Russian by angry mob like 1699 adn fell bad for that poor thing.

 

[SpookNuker]

Lol guys how come Ukraine isn’t a smoldering crater with a white flag waving in the breeze yet, it’s been literally days! Guess Russia not so stronk huh?

 

[Fivehead]

Ny post doxed property owned by Russian oligarchs:

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Based NY Post trying to kick off the Holocaust 2.0

 

[Dave_Ph]

Some billionaire encouraging Biden to go to war with Russia
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'Cause Billy didn't fuck with the markets at the beginning of the Coof screaming "The end is near" on CNBC while dumping millions into stocks