Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Bungus Scrungus]

Do you guys make jokes to hide the fact that the world repeating it's mistakes actually eats away at you slowly? I get that.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

The present attitude of the freak collective seems to be, "Russia ain't so tough after all", hence all that fervor. But they also know they won't be the ones to be sent. They'll be just like the rabid cheerleaders of 2003's Iraq invasion, which I myself condemned, as a high schooler.

You don't need to be a chicken hawk to objectively assess the half ass job the Russians are doing so far.

They had a three mile long column on a main road in broad daylight yesterday. Do you understand what would have happened to that column if they were fighting a western power?

 

[Mr Bunny]

No.
Seriously, its just not.
Can we pretty please stop trying to gaslight god knows who by stating "OMG ROCKETHOLOCAUST" every time a fucking building gets hit by something

No joke, this is how I've been using to tell how many zoomers or very sheltered people we have in the thread.

 

[Fcret]

????

Which army uses fucking Google maps of all things, to navigate?

You'd be surprised. The Russians have GLONASS but that just gives you positioning data. If they lose the GLONASS devices with the maps on them, they're pretty much stuck using their smartphones and Google maps.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Yeah just keep putting up the prices of things that are essential to the running of the nation. No way that can go wrong, I mean not like its going to drive the prices of all those goods that have to be delivered by truck at a time when we already have 7% inflation. These fucking idiots are going to tank the economy to own the Russians.

What are you talking about? Truckers are obsolete nazi stormtroopers! My Amazon groceries are delivered to my pod by the power of trans bussy queefs!

 

[Male Idiot]

Remember Ukraine is jew globohomo Biden puppet.

Also opresses the fuck out of russians or hungarians.

We dislike ruskies, but hate the ukraine even more.

That said, we allow in ukranians, even military age males and pets. No niggers tho.

Jew totally not creaming himself over white on white war, totally didn't do ww1 to cause it lol.

They aren't real nazis. They are (((azov))).

 

[Ted_Logan]

Do you guys make jokes to hide the fact that the world repeating it's mistakes actually eats away at you slowly? I get that.

Not surprised history repeating itself. It's a mix of 9/11 and something else

 

[BeautifulCancer]

ngl, that's fucking horrifying, I hope that guy knew how to put tourniquet, loss of leg is not the end if you can stop bleeding.

mark my word, these videos will linger for many years, generations anytime someone brings up "brotherly nation"

those civvies were on their land. The niggers who shot them came from abroad. These is a clear aggressor here no matter how much you try to spin "but nato, but soros" bullshit.

small people don't get into big politics, they just want to grill, not get shot at.

Who's to say that it wasn't your beloved Ukrainian friends that did this? So far I've seen no video of Russians in Russian uniform killing civilians, only your beloved Azov Battalion executing people trying to escape Melitopol (and locking its entire population in by mining the area) and the modern-day volkssturm shooting people for being a minute after curfew.

 

[Strix454]

The Abduls in sandals kicked the US's ass, as did the Changs in Vietnam. All the money and weaponry in the world means fuck all if you don't have the will to fight. The West is demoralised and weak, soft pale and fat, easy meat for any army that actually believes in something and has experienced hardship.

The Abduls in sandals never kicked the ass of the US. We finally saw sense and stopped the lunacy of trying to "civilize" the Abduls which never should have happened in the first
place.
The US has the power right now to reduce most things to rubble in short order and kill whoever it wants with drones. It goes wrong when the
"humantarians" take over and use the US army to try to civilize people.

You can believe as hard as you want and have as much experience as you want. But then the bombs and missiles will start landing and it will be over.

 

[Breadbassket]

Ukraine has found a new war hero to rally around in the form of Vitalli Skakun, a combat engineer who manually detonated a bridge to slow advancing Russian forces.

 

[Mr Processor]

I would like to remind everyone who looked at this video of what google did.
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They blocked google maps in Ukraine in hope of slowing down the Russian Army. But in situations like these, people with no medical knowledge would immediately try to look for the closest hospital on said application.

Google has dead people on its conscience.

Look, I know people don't think much of the Russians, but do they really think the Russian military is relying on Google Maps for anything in Ukraine?

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Jew totally not creaming himself over white on white war, totally didn't do ww1 to cause it lol.

Hungary is our friend. When this escalates to a nuclear war I hope Jewtin nukes you last.

 

[Meat Target]

It seems this damnable conflict has claimed everyone's passions of late. Me? I prefer my lolcows, and my lulz.

A&H exists because the rulers of this world are the biggest lolcows of them all.

 

[Fcret]

Remember Ukraine is jew globohomo Biden puppet.

Also opresses the fuck out of russians or hungarians.

We dislike ruskies, but hate the ukraine even more.

That said, we allow in ukranians, even military age males and pets. No niggers tho.

Jew totally not creaming himself over white on white war, totally didn't do ww1 to cause it lol.

>slavs
>white

 

[Ted_Logan]

 

[дядя Боря]

When I was younger this sort of stuff didn't affect me as much. I was tough, single, brave, fucking whatever.

Now that I'm older and I've got a family, this shit hits really hard. I can't imagine how I would feel being shot at by soldiers, watching my wife die and listening to our cat crying, knowing there's absolutely nothing that I can do about it. This sort of shit should terrify anyone. I feel so gutted for this family.

Your dad is the rock in your life. If he's doing his job right, he always looks strong, even if he isn't. My dad recently got a knee replacement and it was so painful seeing him hurting in a way I'd never seen him hurt. I can't even wrap my head around being in this poor guy's shoes - seeing a person who has loved you unconditionally your entire life bleeding out, your pets dead or terrified, knowing that you're going to be next.

There's two things we know now that we've got both videos: whoever did this realized they had fucked up by shooting civilians, and rather than owning to their failure and providing aid, they finished what they started. They are the most disgusting of people, and whoever they are, I hope this eats at them until they meet the same violent, bloody ends.

We also know the dog stayed behind. Dogs are the best of people.

Sorry for being a wet blanket. Back to your war memes and shitposting.

I don't like you as a poster, but I pretty much would type the same shit up.

Semper Fi doggo, you have more humanity than us humans. You will always be the best boy!

 

[The Other Baldwin]

New feature on Twitter just dropped
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Oooooh NOW they care about Russian disinformation....jesus.

...wonder what all the Redditors\Twittertards will do when they find out about the Steele Dossier. T-minus a few minutes until they start saying Hunter Biden is a hero of Mother Ukraine because he sat on the board of a Ukrainian energy company due to who his daddy is.

 

[draggs]

Ukraine has found a new war hero to rally around in the form of Vitalli Skakun, a combat engineer who manually detonated a bridge to slow advancing Russian forces.
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THE BRIDGE ASPLOODER OF KEEV

Seriously though respek for anyone who stays behind to get the mission done knowing he gonna die

 

[RedDelicious]

Remember Ukraine is jew globohomo Biden puppet.

Also opresses the fuck out of russians or hungarians.

We dislike ruskies, but hate the ukraine even more.

That said, we allow in ukranians, even military age males and pets. No niggers tho.

Jew totally not creaming himself over white on white war, totally didn't do ww1 to cause it lol.

Who tf is we? Russia oppresses Russians. This isn't a war on globohomo, it's senseless violence and death for oil money, like every other fucking modern war.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Finland too is sending ammo and other help to Ukraine.