Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Mr Bunny]

Do you have a diagnosis? Nonexistent WMDs in Iraq.

To be fair he did have chemical weapons, he used them against Iran? Before we went in the first round.

Invading Afghanistan because of a Saudi man hiding in pakistan.

A Saudi man who was deem a brave hero because he drove out the soviets

Vietnam because of a false flag attack in the Gulf of Tonkin.

lol didn't even happen we made that shit up.

 

[IKOL]

And then suddenly, Ukrainians spam CP.

Guess I shall be glad not seeing any of this shit. Lovely.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Isn't he a monster? Never read a book of his but heard that he has a thing for prepubescent children.

I haven't read any of his books but yeah they do, I think it's IT that has a detailed gangbang scene with kids. He's a freak.

 

[Kona_A9]

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"We will continue to escalate until they de-escalate."

 

[Saleh]

Reportedly Ukrainian casualties at the hands of the Donetsk People's Republic (NSFW)

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Must have died inmediatly when the shell hit him, I guess.

 

[Happy Fish]

Holy shit someone finally had an outbreak of bare minimum common sense.

To the point I'm suspicious that this is reverse psychology.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Isn't he a monster? Never read a book of his but heard that he has a thing for prepubescent children.

He was much less creepy before he got flattened by a van and sustained serious head injuries

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

Meme I made
inb4 wojakposting

 

[Matt Damon]

I haven't read any of his books but yeah they do, I think it's IT that has a detailed gangbang scene with kids. He's a freak.

Personally, I find his endings way more offensive than a graphic pre-teen gangbang.

 

[BradCarter]

nobody HAS to participate in global trade.

Oy vey, knock off the antisemitism

 

[LUNEKO]

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>potentially a war with Russia, which is something we are not planning to be a part of
>which is something we are not planning to be a part of
>not planning to be a part of

 

[HumanHive]

One country having ties and the ability to cause immense economic damage to another via sanctions isn't "might makes right". That country being entirely isolated from the potential economy-fucking effects of the same sanctions, because they know they have a massive bloc of countries that will virtually hum their ballsack regardless of what military action they want to happen, isn't "might makes right" either.

Okay, let's use a historical example.

Japan is invading China. The US does not like this, because it makes its ally the UK very nervous. "I do not like this," says the US, "I am not going to sell you oil anymore. This will make you stop."
"WHAT?" Rees Japan. "I AM OWED THAT OIL! WITHOUT IT MY WAR EFFORT WILL COLLAPSE!"
"Not gonna sell you the oil." Said the US. "Its our oil, after all."
"I BOMB YOU" Said Japan, and promptly got nuked several years later.

Who was in the wrong here? The one who believed they were obligated another nation's resources and invaded others because of it, and who was the one who used words and the end of voluntary partnerships to try to get their way? Who believed in 'might makes right'?

Oh, but I guess the US is lynching negros at this point in time. They automatically are bad, somehow.

 

[Manly_Brony]

You know some bugman out there is waiting for a Zelensky Funko Pop.

 

[Vindeo]

Zelensky signing a EU application.

 

[Wy4M]

It's over for Russia. The Queen of Kiev has been unleashed.

 

[redeyejedi]

New footage of dead soldiers of the Russian Armed Forces in the Bucha area of the Kiev region. Two more soldiers in Sumy were also taken prisoner.

Spoiler

 

[Breadbassket]

From the official National Guard of Ukraine Twitter:

Link

 

[Captain Manning]

Russian tigers??

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What the fuck am I even looking at here? Is this a mistranslation or was the artist on LSD?

Oh Christ. First we were pro-Russia, now we're tankies.

I can't wait to see what my title will be by the end of this invasion.

Shitposter. Same as the rest of us. Don't worry about it.

 

[IKOL]

They truly have been westernized, why do the Russians want to touch that gay shit?

Because somebody must perform the jannies work after all, no?

On serious note: could be everything. From natural resources (like gas, people of worker age, scientist, game developers, prostitutes, bad dragon dildos, etc.) up to whatever Vlad's riddled mind have in self.

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

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I know it is a joke.

But the Twitter experts siding with and praising Azov is the most perfect summation of events.