We are rapping. The music is on full blast. There are Gamer words. We get to look at her beautiful completely blemish free complexion and the stunning makeup application! HI EVERYBODY! We are going to be where we are going in about an hour. We are just listening to music.
There will be no sing? We're wearing some MAC LIPGLOSS! Ooo yessssss. Dolled the fuck up in the Guntverse! Going on a trip!
NO SING YOU SAID NO SING!
She doesn't know the lyrics. Does that stop her? FUCK NO! Stronk independent Aries, VOICE FOR WOMEN, Her Majesty of Nashlandia does not need to be bothered by things like knowing words. She is not a PEASANT like those shit VIB.
"You're going and I gotta stay high all the tiimmeee to keep you off my mind" Who's that? SKIP!
NO SING WE WERE PROMISED NO SING!
There is a new song playing, Chantal is
screamsinging Rocket Man but not the Elton John original...nay nay. This is some shit remix. Oh never mind the new song started. There is a horrible sound, there may have been an accident. Nope. Just a high note. She is working on her own 50 Shades of Gray book.
X. She wants to be a sex tourist, this is what she was meant to do with her life. She's pretty sure. She needs the dick BAD. Sex Worker Qween is going to go around the world and fuck 50 guys. No wait, just days...not sex. She wants to study different dating customs. IT WILL BE eDuCaTIOnAL. Even Chantal knows she's full of shit and should probably pull over in a field somewhere.
We are going to a surprise location and -
NO SING.
She is starving! So hungry! She hasn't eaten today.
X. We get to watch the road now at least while she tweaker speeds through songs and singing as loudly and off key as she possibly can.
NO PLEASE NO NOT THE NADER SONG. NO SING. NO SINGGggGGggg. "Does he know you call me when heeEeEeEE SLEEpssssSsss!?"
<No Sing>
"People on Kiwi Farms are doxing all of my favorite people so if you still want to hang out with me but you're afraid of being doxed I got your back if you're a regular Beezer and people mess with you in real life don't worry, I gotchu man." X. "They just like to dox people." She wouldn't worry about it. Not a big deal!
"Whenever there's regular Beezer's and they just disappear I am just talking to them privately because people don't want to get doxed, you know?" Is that where you've gone Grammar Police?
nO SiNgGGg
The video quality is shit. We've been driving to
Cornwall our surprise for so long the sun is setting. NIGHT BEEZE!
NO SING!
There is a detour for the convoy.
"THIS IS BULLSHIT"
"I gotta piss so bad." The music has stopped. This surely means we are done with listening to her singing. NAY NAY WE ARE ACAPELLA SINGING! Since she drove to Windsor, which is like the LONGEST drive ever, she doesn't mind this AT ALL. She just like, broke it up and stuf-
NO SING.
"God I've got to piss" She is making omorashi noises again. These are intentional.
"I'm going to shit myself because there's a convoy? No? This is BULLSHIT." We've found a Tim Horton's where she can maybe make poopoos. "
This better not be one of those express Tim Horton's with no FUCKING washroom either or I'm going to LOSE IT" (
) She turned the camera around so no one could get a .gif of SCP-400+. The KIA is once again left unlocked.
The car was also still running.
The VIB let Chantal know that Shannon's father has passed away, she did not know. She messaged her while we buffered. "I'm here for her, of course I'm here for her... My deepest sympathies, I just sent her a message." Looking out...so much...that the VIB had to tell Best Friend For Life Sarault about it. Realizing this is a terrible look as a Voice for Women, we are placed on hold. AGAIN.
Rude.
We're back and sniffling compulsively. She was talking to Shannon. Prayers for Shannon's father who passed away. Sniffsniff.
"I need to blow my nose". Indeed coketal. Chantal is worried she may need to restart the stream! There aren't as many people in the hugbox. Sniffsniffsniffsnortsniffle SNIFF. Her nose is so stuffy! SNIFF. Chantal just made a snot rocket in the KIA for no reason.
"WE ARE GOING TO UPSTATE NEW YORK" (LOLWUT!?). "We are going to be driving through an Indian RESERVE!" She wants to try AMERICAN MCDONALD'S AND GO TO AMERICAN WOMART!
NO SING!!!!!
She isn't sure we can cross the border and enter America but she wants to. She needs those FREEDOM BURGERS! We're on the St. Lawrence river! Chantal is trying to sound like she is smert,
"We would plunge to the depths of our deaths". Wordsmithtal.
"Am I allowed to be live when I go through a thing?" SNiFfsnIFFsnIFF. She has dry boogers.
X.
Chantal is slightly worried that if they search the car they will be disgusted because she has LEFT THE SWEATER COVERED IN CATSHIT IN THE KIA SINCE SHE TOOK BBJ TO THE VET. She is wearing YSL Black Opium to cover the stench.
ARE WE EXCITED!? Oh no! Her vaccination card! Hold BEEZE!!!!!!!
