Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Gilgamesh]

This was later retracted. Still kinda funny
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That's hilarious. I love it when script kiddies say "we're gonna do this big thing!", without actually being able to do said thing, ignoring the obvious moral implications of it, and naive news orgs reporting on it. Small props for them to actually retract that ridiculous statement.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Iraqi Army was good at fighting other Arabs, and their own people, based on superior numbers (i.e. they managed to overrun Kuwait easily enough), because all Arabs are fucking hopeless when it comes to modern war. And even then, they fought the Iran-Iraq war to stalemate despite having superior numbers.

Bottom line is you can't really apply anything from the Iraq war in this conflict. This is slav vs. slav. Not raghead vs raghead, or raghead vs first world superpower.

Iraq had superior numbers at the end of the Iran-Iraq war, but they were outnumbered until the last year or so. Honestly the main reason they were having trouble though is that Saddam thought he could lead a military campaign personally without any advice.
You're right on the second part though; Slavs seem to actually understand how gun sights work.

 

[Compositesludge]

Is this the part we imagine Putin is standing in his war room pushing all the red buttons while screaming as his generals sweat through their uniforms?

Absolutely, I'm imagining that right now. Like, he's getting really into it, he's trying to hit some of them with his feet while he flails with his hands, one of the generals nervously tries to curry favor by hitting a button for him and gets judo-thrown into a cage full of tigers, the full nine yards.

 

[Dave_Ph]

It makes sense. You know, Indians generally know English at least in a basic manner for the entire crap happened when they're colony from UK.

Do the needful

 

[XYZpdq]

Iraq had superior numbers at the end of the Iran-Iraq war, but they were outnumbered until the last year or so. Honestly the main reason they were having trouble though is that Saddam thought he could lead a military campaign personally without any advice.
You're right on the second part though; Slavs seem to actually understand how gun sights work.

wait, you mean the dial isn't for making sure the bullets hit them more?

 

[Breadbassket]

iirc English is the lingua franka of India because there's like at least five major languages and a fuckton c-listers

This is true from what I know. India has tons of languages only used in very particular regions

States and union territories of India by the most commonly spoken official language:

 

[XYZpdq]

Absolutely, I'm imagining that right now. Like, he's getting really into it, he's trying to hit some of them with his feet while he flails with his hands, one of the generals nervously tries to curry favor by hitting a button for him and gets judo-thrown into a cage full of tigers, the full nine yards.

at this point I'd be a little disappointed if I found out Putin didn't have some manner of tiger cage or shark pit

 

[Michael Janke]

Brave Serbian man travels to Ukraine and delivers thousands of home cooked meals to refugee women. He is being known as "The Feeder of Kyiv".
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this shit never gets old.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

This was later retracted. Still kinda funny
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Israel is the only country that receives unfiltered raw collection data from the NSA. Connect the dots.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Is this the part we imagine Putin is standing in his war room pushing all the red buttons while screaming as his generals sweat through their uniforms?

Nothing so dramatic. Putin arranged all his plans for isolating Ukraine perfectly. Including his justification in English and his justification in Russian. He neglected to make a justification in Ukrainian.

And now thousands of Russian boys are going to die. Even if Russia wins, that fact will not change.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

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May have been posted earlier. From pro-Rus telegram. Don't think it makes sense that it's in English.

That last point makes no sense. The other four points are about safe evacuation, humanitarian aid and putting them in touch with their embassy. The fifth makes it sound like all Indians get free everything forever, like they lucked into citizenship instead of just being deported back to streetshitter village.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The Babylon Bee has chimed in on the social media fags.

Report: Everyone Who Adds Ukrainian Flag To Profile Pic To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

NORWAY - In thrilling news for supporters of Ukraine on the internet, the Nobel Committee has announced that everyone who has bravely added a Ukrainian flag to their social media profile will now be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.'Every year we scour the world for heroic leaders and freedom...

babylonbee.com

 

[burntwater]

Take with a grain of salt but a blue checkmark Ukrainian account is saying Ukrainian pilots are going to be flying from Polish airfields if necessary.

 

[XYZpdq]

This is true from what I know. India has tons of languages only used in very particular regions

States and union territories of India by the most commonly spoken official language:
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yeah I know of movies in at least four non-english languages, eng subs everywhere, and then The Rest
so the result is everybody doesn't speak Other Language, but they all sorta grok English so Official shit is English (and others maybe)

 

[Marley Rathbone]

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May have been posted earlier. From pro-Rus telegram. Don't think it makes sense that it's in English.

English is the only language of higher education in India.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Does anyone else kind of want WWIII so we’ll finally die? So tired of dealing with this shitty world.

No, but I want the United States government to leave others alone and take care of their own country. I mean, America isn't even a good "I want to move there when I grow up" country anymore.
The people seem to be allienated by their politicians, culture devolved to consumerism, and what's not normal anywhere is accepted as normal because they care about freedom.
Obviously I don't want Europe or Asia to suffer, but maybe this entire Ukraine War will wake their government and people that the United States should be more than just their military.
They should be #1 at everything, not just at murdering foreign people for profitable reasons while brainwashing their people to accept their country's wrongdoings.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

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Taking banner down.

>Be me
>Always wanted to be Spetsnaz
>Had Spetsnaz action figures as kid
>Join army at 18
>Always staying super fit
>Work hard and get good test scores
>Get approved for training
>Pass training with flying colors
>War in Ukraine starts
>"Finally a chance for Faramirsky, captain of Russia, to show his quality."
>Ask for most dangerous job
>Get told to bring my rigging belt and rope
>Oh fuck gonna do some special forces shit
>My whole life led to this moment
>Get told to take down Ukrainian flag banner
>mfw

 

[Matt Damon]

wait, you mean the dial isn't for making sure the bullets hit them more?

Don't forget about the sniper button on an AR.

 

[mudwogg]

No, but I want the United States government to leave others alone and take care of their own country. I mean, America isn't even a good "I want to move there when I grow up" country anymore.
The people seem to be allienated by their politicians, culture devolved to consumerism, and what's not normal anywhere is accepted as normal because they care about freedom.
Obviously I don't want Europe or Asia to suffer, but maybe this entire Ukraine War will wake their government and people that the United States should be more than just their military.
Their should be #1 at everything, not just at murdering foreign people for profitable reasons while brainwashing their people to accept their country's wrongdoings.

The US ought to stay away from Ukraine and focus on Taiwan.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Does anyone else kind of want WWIII so we’ll finally die? So tired of dealing with this shitty world.

No. I want to marry my girlfriend, start a family, and raise my children to make a better world than we have now.