Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Breadbassket]

Nigga hes korean, can tell by how he praise jin ping ching chong in Serbian

Oddly while this may be a joke, there is actually a possibility of this being true because there is a population of people in Central Asia descended from Koreans the USSR deported there.

 

[George Lucas]

Can someone tell me what the EU is actually good for?

Watch this conflict be a wakeup call for countries to gtfo of the EU.

 

[naffatune]

If these are Russian, how come they don't have any of the invasion markings we've seen on other Russian vehicles?

At this point, I'm starting to believe that Ukrainians at the battlefield are just making some things up in an attempt to give foreigners the perception that Russia is losing, which will make them more comfortable with becoming volunteer troops in Zelensky's "international battalion", or whatever it's called. This is why I have tabs on both Ukrainian and Russian sources, although I usually find that the Russian telegrams are more balanced.

 

[mindlessobserver]

lol they can have the discount pirogi stand and Cremia too, this is not my problem.

But it is your problem. Here you are.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Tucker's latest long ass monologue where the Democrats tied in Voter ID as being racist or some retarded shit, I don't fucking know at this point but they demand you lick their clits and be in unison with them wanting to bomb some shithole somewhere that most Americans couldn't find on a map.

 

[JambledUpWords]

This is a fundamental truth we teach children in the lunch room as they fight over who gets the chocolate milk. We teach them this because for thousands of years the human species has been plagued with self destructive fights over who gets the chocolate milk.

There is of course the extra credit lesson. If a bigger kid bullies you into giving up the chocolate milk, immediately kick him in the balls and them jam your pointer finger as hard as you can right into his eye and don't stop pushing until your finger nail touches his brain.

Same energy as this:

 

[CashMoney!]

US Senator from Connecticut says the US is contemplating seizing assets of Russia and its oligarchs.

https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1498477869936398340

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Trudeau with his cash seized from terrorist truckers looks on in admiration. This is fucked. This is why government regulated currency is cancer.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

But it is your problem. Here you are.

Is not my problem tovarisch, I am here for vodka and krokodil

 

[The Ugly One]

No, bro. You don't get it. Ukraine wanting to join NATO means that NATO was totally going to invade Russia. The globohomos of weak and useless NATO forced Putin's hand. He had no choice.

It was the only way.

We held a military exercise with Ukraine to rehearse attacks on the Russian Army and the separatists in the Donbas region.

 

[bread n circuses]

Keep drinking the Russian Kool-Aid bro. Russia could have simply just not invaded and avoided all this pointless death. They got away with stealing Cremia and now they are just being greedy and want the whole cake.

NATO could have not toppled the Ukrainian government, it could have been less hostile to Russia in the 2000s, and Ukraine could have been less retarded and aggressive towards Russia in recent years.

Fact is, both sides have been escalating this shit for a long time and the only possible outcomes were war, Russia capitulating, or a sober bilateral attempt at a lasting solution, which NATO certainly wasn’t eager to pursue.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Same energy as this:
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Not the same. Stephen King does not believe the appropriate response is lethal force.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

ATTENTION THREAD TOURISTS

Nothing will happen when the sun is down in Russia. Sunrise, like in most of the northern hemisphere is around 6 AM and sunset is around 6 PM. That means happenings will proceed between 10 PM Eastern Standard Time and 10 AM Eastern Standard time.

Stop asking.

(please react so we can make this a highlight)

Good to know.

On different note, I ran across this earlier to today:

And wanted to ask does Putin seriously sit that far away from his advisors? Other photos appear to corroborate it:

Spoiler

So what the fuck is up with that? Is he that terrified of being assassinated? Or just that paranoid about catching covid or something?

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Same energy as this:
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Standing by while a bully beats up a little kid is the American way.

 

[Gregg Turkington]

Can someone tell me what the EU is actually good for?

Watch this conflict be a wakeup call for countries to gtfo of the EU.

Ukraine isn't a member of the EU.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Not the same. Stephen King does not believe the appropriate response is lethal force.

Wanting even more lethal responses towards Russia over Ukraine will just provoke Russia. The US has no business in Ukraine.

 

[George Lucas]

I wonder if the Ukraine invasion just meant that Globalhomos timeline moved up. Maybe thats what Putin thought was going to happen anyway.

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How do you ‘regime change’ Russia? This isn’t some shithole in the Middle East. This is a country with nuclear weapons.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Can someone tell me what the EU is actually good for?

Watch this conflict be a wakeup call for countries to gtfo of the EU.

Someone once told me the EU is useful in an economic perspective but I know jack shit about economics and didn't press him on the issue.

The issue with Ukraine revolves around NATO anyway. And given the NATO states aren't the ones being invaded, I'd say it's a pretty good deal.

 

[Lee Crabb]

lmao sure

TFW you remember the OICW and the xm-8 were a thing.

 

[Captain Manning]

The first words out of his mouth are that he's a Buryat.

Thank you! I figured it was one of those asian groups.

We need more translators in this thread.

 

[BiggerChungus]