DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Does anyone remember what Phil actually said when twitch gave him a warning? It was around Christmas a few years ago and he gave them the excuse "I was drunk".
 
I'm sorry I think I'm enjoying this KoF seethe too much.

Howdy Phil...

Here's "allah pee pull" disagreeing with you about how broken KOF is..


Hmm still haven't found anyone who agrees with you.

And I will say I love the whole comparing a fictional demon throwing wind to a real bullet being fired from a gun saying how it's not possible for ainr to change direction.

Wind...
Air flow...

Even ignoring the fantasy aspect, claiming air moves like a bullet being fired from a gun and cant change direction.

Oh y...
Wait...
Joe punches hurricanes at people in KOF and he had an issue with that "figure that one out" is what he kept saying, now this..

Fellow farts I think we have a new neighbor next to the detractor condo on tevin lane in Phil's head, King of fighters.
 
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Sup3r said:
The last confirmed tournament appearance from Phil was evo east 2007, however it appears that he was "involved" with the community up until 2011, though mainly as a personality.
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Not sure how you mean "involved" but the first part isn't entirely true. This is the last time I remember seeing him at UFGT7's Mystery Game tournament in 2011. A quick explanation is that every round is a different game with some being weird fighters like Sailor Moon on the SNES (actual dope game) or just weird things like VS mode in New Super Mario Wii. Phil made it to top 8 that year. I dont know what year the "best overall gamers in the country" line was uttered but it'd be funny if there was some connection.

Timestamp is 21m if link doesn't work out and as a bonus we can see Phil's expert gaming posture.
 
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Not sure how you mean "involved" but the first part isn't entirely true. This is the last time I remember seeing him at UFGT7's Mystery Game tournament in 2011. A quick explanation is that every round is a different game with some being weird fighters like Sailor Moon on the SNES (actual dope game) or just weird things like VS mode in New Super Mario Wii. Phil made it to top 8 that year. I dont know what year the "best overall gamers in the country" line was uttered but it'd be funny if there was some connection.

Timestamp is 21m if link doesn't work out and as a bonus we can see Phil's expert gaming posture.
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Holy fuck this posture. He really is a goblin. It'll be amazing if he doesn't end up with Dowager's Hump by the time he turns 50.

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Shout out to all those Japanese fellas that died to bugged fire mechanics in ww2 when they were clearly miles from the blast.

Has the fucking loser ever even stepped outside?

How did the tornado guy hit me when I was behind him?
How did I catch fire when I was behind the fire?

Phil just go outside light a fire and walk close to it. You can feel this thing called heat. You may not catch fire, but you'll get hot, sometimes so hot, it burns.

Idk how you're gonna test a tornado and wind but maybe like stand next to a fan and see if you can feel any of the fucking wind even though your not standing in front of it. The dude can bend wind for fucks sake. That's his gimmick. Sorry the animations weren't perfect but how do you get hit by the tornado attack and realize this dude can control where and what kind of wind he uses. For fucks sake just admit you suck. Quit be perplexed by basic elements that the average kindergarten has a better understanding off.
 
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I was reading "a piece of blue sky" a book by a former Scientologist on the group operates and the methods they use really reminded me of Phil. The way Phil labels anyone who disagrees with him or leaves his fanbase as mentally ill shitheads really, really reminded me of it. Scientology takes your money and the second you question or speak out you are labelled a suppressive person (a detractor basically) and you are now human scum and should not be spoken to. I'm sure I'm not the first person to notice this but I just found it interesting
 
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Pargon said:
Iirc he went on some screed about the fact that Baker was wearing a scarf indoors and what a hipster fuck this made him which, I dunno, fair I guess but hardly the largest hipster sin. He was very obviously projecting something but what exactly I couldn’t say. He’s a fucking multiplex, he projects everything.
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Found the clip. Timestamp 2:04 if it does not work

 
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Pargon said:
Iirc he went on some screed about the fact that Baker was wearing a scarf indoors and what a hipster fuck this made him which, I dunno, fair I guess but hardly the largest hipster sin. He was very obviously projecting something but what exactly I couldn’t say. He’s a fucking multiplex, he projects everything.
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He has a whole song about Hipsters in Seattle. He must have seen something when he moved to Washington that left a bad taste.
 
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Found the clip. Timestamp 2:04 if it does not work

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This is one of my favorite DSP compilations since it shows his complete lack of self-awareness. Phil wearing a cowboy hat indoors is totally fine, but Troy Baker wearing a scarf is going a step too far.

It’s true that people like Troy Baker, Nolan North, Laura Bailey and Jennifer Hale, just to name the most obvious ones seem to be featured in virtually every AAA videogame in existence, but there’s a couple of reasons for it: they’re some of the most talented in their field and consistently put out great, quality work.

These are two things Phil’s completely delusional of about himself and while I’m not a psychologist, his hate boner for Troy Baker likely stems from this. Also, Troy Baker is 6 years older than Phil but looks younger by 25.
 
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Jose Cuervo said:
This is one of my favorite DSP compilations since it shows his complete lack of self-awareness. Phil wearing a cowboy hat indoors is totally fine, but Troy Baker wearing a scarf is going a step too far.

It’s true that people like Troy Baker, Nolan North, Laura Bailey and Jennifer Hale, just to name the most obvious ones seem to be featured in virtually every AAA videogame in existence, but there’s a couple of reasons for it: they’re some of the most talented in their field and consistently put out great, quality work.

These are two things Phil’s completely delusional of about himself and while I’m not a psychologist, his hate boner for Troy Baker likely stems from this. Also, Troy Baker is 6 years older than Phil but looks younger by 25.
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Troy Baker, Nolan North, Laura Bailey and Jennifer Hale being in every game has been something everybody (see tractors can make blanket statements as well) has been saying and making jokes about for years. So it still looks strange when Phil zeroes in on Troy for all the hate.

But again Phil can carry a grudege and gets a bug up his ass about certain people for strange reasons, usually tied to some strange insecurity of his.

Troy is 6 years younger than Phil? For real? I just assumed he was several years younger. I'm guessing he doesn't live on Gin and DoorDash then.
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Are you fucking kidding me dude
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wow just wow. This motherfucker simply can't let things go. So I guess we know what the pre stream segment will feature, strap in for clownbox and "ruined sandwich picture"

Phil you mongoloid, you got a slightly less than optimal sandwich let it go.
 
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Is this a borderline gin (or sometimes called the "that was muh depression") tweet right there? The burger king chicken sandwich rant is one of the dumbest forced memes I think he's ever constantly utilised, even more then that cut away close up OBS thing he does. I know that Phil will hold onto grudges for fucking eternity at this point, but why is he so fixated on another corporation that "wronged" him when it was just your standard fast food slop made by a 15 year old working long shifts on min wage?

let it go you ungrateful swine.

It's only 1:40 am his time I think, I'm anticipating more tweets since he's even known to tweet shit like this up till 3am.
 
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Complains about being harassed because he said something years ago but does the same for EVERY FUCKING THING that happened to him. And for fucks sake the thing he complains about are mostly minor (except him being kicked out the Twitch partnership) Someone should shove that Sandwich up his ass as I get the feeling he would love it
 
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