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Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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I'm pretty sure Chins is a Lorena Bobbit type of girl.
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Antifreeze in one of those blended drink concoctions he makes. If she can make it back into the trap house long enough to pour it in when he isn't looking, that is.
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If she decides to get fined (and not pay it I'm sure) it also comes with a 2 weeks quarantine at home. We know she will ignore it and go out after 4 days at the best and I'm assuming some redditards will report her to the RMCP or whoever deals with morons of her kind.
In my wildest dreams she will find a place to get tested and it will turn out positive, requiring ten days of mandatory self isolation in the US.
Imagine the nightmare! Being stuck in a filthy room, wearing the same dress and wig, with no toothbrush or basic hygiene products, having to eat shit fast food delivered by Door Dash, with nothing to do all day but lay in bed and talk to her VIBs!
Wait.
Not to double post :
@Cowpies She was told by customs getting back in Canada would require a test, and they even asked her if she really wanted to proceed with entering the US? Dumb bitch said yes.
She could have turned back on the spot, but US burgers were more important.
@Cowpies She was told by customs getting back in Canada would require a test, and they even asked her if she really wanted to proceed with entering the US? Dumb bitch said yes.
She could have turned back on the spot, but US burgers were more important.
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Did she not know ahead of time she'd need a COVID test in order to get back into Canada? Or did she think because she was a citizen that it didn't apply to her?
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She doesn't think about these things. This isn't the first time she drove to another country because she was craving fast food and didn't even do something as basic as bothering to make sure she had US dollars before she left. She didn't learn from those times.
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I wouldn't be surprised if she orchestrated this little crisis intentionally, either for attention (hahaha duh) or to solicit a little assistance. Perhaps she thinks seeing his former love in desperate circumstances might trigger a little sympathy in Nugly's cold heart, and he'll come to her rescue.
I'm not saying it's either remotely practical or even feasible, nor that she planned specifically to get stranded, but I think she knew it wouldn't be just a quick in and out. And in her desperate, drug-addled brain, I think it makes more sense than OOH FAST FOOD!! that she could literally get at home. She certainly isn't doing it to satiate her VIB.
Also, as time passes, I think it's important to note that the most dangerous time inNugly's a woman's life is the year after a breakup. Just because she hasn't done something yet doesn't mean she won't. I think the craziest is yet to come.
I'm not saying it's either remotely practical or even feasible, nor that she planned specifically to get stranded, but I think she knew it wouldn't be just a quick in and out. And in her desperate, drug-addled brain, I think it makes more sense than OOH FAST FOOD!! that she could literally get at home. She certainly isn't doing it to satiate her VIB.
Also, as time passes, I think it's important to note that the most dangerous time in
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REECAP of KICKED OUT OF CANADA (2022/02/28 ):
Cheap Hotel Beezin'
We have acquired a hotel room after being gone for an hour. Just a reminder that Chantal was supposed to do her taxes today and absolutely did not. She wants a cigarette because she has no drugs and no food.
So About Nader Time: 11:08.11
Cheap Hotel Beezin'
We have acquired a hotel room after being gone for an hour. Just a reminder that Chantal was supposed to do her taxes today and absolutely did not. She wants a cigarette because she has no drugs and no food.
She went back to the BORDER. They told her that she didn't sign in to ArriveCAN and does not have a Rapid Test so she is not allowed BACK across the border. They made her pull over, go inside and download the app, sign up, and contact Health Canada. She was told she either had to return to the United States of America or face actual adult consequences. She was asked why and told them the truth: McDonald's.
She cannot be denied entry because she is Canadian however she either has to pay a $5,000 fine and quarantine or go back to the USA and get the appropriate testing done for COVID-19. The VIB advised she should take a shower. Per Chantal there is blood on the wall. "I swear there's blood, wanna see it?".
Chantal does not want to talk about WHY she got a terrible hotel. She DOES want to talk about food but she is too upset to eat. X. "Are you going to keep me company?" Are you going to sing? The stream quality is still terrible. We're clearly on hotel wifi. We get to see the BLOOD.
No. We're not going to call the front desk.
"Do you guys know where I can get little jewels to put on my eyes for eyeshadow?" Do you mean...swarofiski?
Chantal is continuing to confirm to her VIB that she will not be allowed back into Canada without an antigen test. She is stuck in 'Murica. HOLD ON DO NOT GO ANYWHERE MAYBE A DRUG STORE IS OPEN! Geniustal does not understand that a pharmacy rapid test wouldn't could, but all the pharmacy are closed anyway. She is sober, and clearly unhappy with this. "What am I going to bring cocaine over the border?" The VIB are encouraging her to just road beeze over to Manhattan, NY. She is not in the mood. The VIB are worried there may be bedbugs. "I haven't seen any bugs, no." ()
"No I can't go back after midnight I still need a test. I have to get a rapid test."
So here's the thing. She isn't upset about having to get a test. Just...I mean...LOOK SHE IS STUCK IN MESSENA, NY, USA. She didn't research anything, she isn't prepared, she just wanted to BEEZE. Stop hassling her! Fucking asshole VIB.
This is stressful. ENTERTAIN YOUR MISTRESS!
There's only a continental breakfast. "Am I in Messena or am I in the reservation?" You are at the Quality Inn 10 W Orvis St, Massena, NY 13662, United States•+1 315-769-2441. (
@Stephan Kang ) "Want to go get a drink at a dive bar?" She is hungry, she is tired, the VIB are trying to find a way to get her back to Canada and the safety of not being around the rest of us. "Can you guys stay up with me all night? I'm lonely."
"Do you have to pee on the tests?" Ma'am...
She wants to get Trombino's pizza. "Kiwi Farms posted the hotel." reading a zuper chat "Really that quick?" (
) "I need a therapy appointment". You said you had an appointment next week...OH THAT IS RIGHT! "Yes I have a therapy appointment tomorrow". No. That's not when you said. We're fake crying now.
EVERYTHING SHE IS GOING THROUGH IS REALLY TRAUMATIC! She is sooo tired and so hungry. It's awful. Why won't they let her back in CANADA? "What time is Taco Bell open until?" OH NO WAIT WE WERE CRYING! Bloohooohooooooooooo! SHE IS THE VICTIM. "I get so restless and bored and..." BIG SIGH. "The guy at the border before coming into the US the first time asked me, are you sure you want to come over because it's only at Midnight that the changes take place." And...? "There's a possibility...there's a possibility you won't be able to come back. I didn't care!"
"My rent is $1,775, $1,835 after everything. My utilities are like $300 a month. My car, I still pay on that thing..." Fiscaltal! Her credit card is working for the hotel because she managed to login to her bank and authorize purchases because generally one does make sure their money works in another country...The VIB are sending her money as if she can withdraw this and be able to use it. LETS GO TO TACO BELL!
"I've always been somebody who can handle a lot of shit in life!" X.
A VIB advises they are a Moderator for Nader's channel and she texted him yesterday. This is glossed over. Mumblemumble food. Mumble. She says "No" but never to the ACTUAL accusation nor does she refute it. Do we want to go to TACO BELL? Taco bell might DELIVER! OoOoO! She doesn't want to have to go to Taco Bell because they might not have reception. Independent self assured Aries still might need to be sure their VIB can see them...being stronk. "How could I text Nader?" A VIB notes that Nader has a no contact order. "Exactly..."
The VIB are insisting that when she was messaging last night with the newwww guyyy she claimed to have that it was Nader. Chantal can't remember this at all and maybe it was Roman. No wait. She isn't sure. ANYWAY. Let's read someone else's message. All of the messages are about Nader. iT WaS nOt a GUY it was MARISSA. X.
"Where did I say I wanted Roman?" Woman you said you were hiding BV in case you two hooked up... "I don't like Roman that way actually, I like...I don't really even give a fuck actually he's a guy!". X.
NO SING!
"Why don't people like me?" Ma'am there's this thread I'd like to show you...
EVERYONE NEEDS TO JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE CHIMPTAL A HUG! She is having a HARD night! She was taking us on a SURPRISE and we are all just being ungrateful! This is such bullshit. We need Taco Bell, or Door Dash. Hold Beeze!!!! Door Dash had no restaurants come up as open at what is midnight, on a MONDAY, in Messena, NY, USA. Chantal has no marijuana and no cocaine, and now she may not have any food. IS THERE ANYWHERE OPEN? The VIB desperately try to stop Chantal from cycling through laughing and fake crying. "Let's go to a dirty bar and get shived!" NO WAIT. "Can I still eat those patties?"
"I am never going to find the love of my life."
Maybe they sent you a Christmas card with a fancy wax seal...maybe they also like pizza...
"Bibi loved me and he NEVER would want me to humiliate myself". SO ABOUT NADER: She didn't give him ANYTHING she wasn't like giving him his $2,000 a month just whenever he needed something, or wanted something...then she bought it. She wants something her money can't buy and even then she thought she deserved it. Maybe she doesn't deserve love. WHY WON'T HE LOVE HER!?
ROOM TOUR! Just kidding we're in the bathroom and she is pissing while talking about the room and how the bathtub is clean.
Chantal Gynafreshly Clean Taintalt just loudly shit in the toilet. She is giggling and snorting and shitting.
She really washed her hands you guys! She knows how to wash her hands!!! DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? Stahp saying she doesn't wash her hands!!!!!!!
SCP-400+ still cannot be clearly photographed in it's natural habitat.
We are in the purse. IN THE PURSE IN MURICA FUCK YEAH!
She cannot be denied entry because she is Canadian however she either has to pay a $5,000 fine and quarantine or go back to the USA and get the appropriate testing done for COVID-19. The VIB advised she should take a shower. Per Chantal there is blood on the wall. "I swear there's blood, wanna see it?".
Chantal does not want to talk about WHY she got a terrible hotel. She DOES want to talk about food but she is too upset to eat. X. "Are you going to keep me company?" Are you going to sing? The stream quality is still terrible. We're clearly on hotel wifi. We get to see the BLOOD.
No. We're not going to call the front desk.
"Do you guys know where I can get little jewels to put on my eyes for eyeshadow?" Do you mean...swarofiski?
Chantal is continuing to confirm to her VIB that she will not be allowed back into Canada without an antigen test. She is stuck in 'Murica. HOLD ON DO NOT GO ANYWHERE MAYBE A DRUG STORE IS OPEN! Geniustal does not understand that a pharmacy rapid test wouldn't could, but all the pharmacy are closed anyway. She is sober, and clearly unhappy with this. "What am I going to bring cocaine over the border?" The VIB are encouraging her to just road beeze over to Manhattan, NY. She is not in the mood. The VIB are worried there may be bedbugs. "I haven't seen any bugs, no." (
)"No I can't go back after midnight I still need a test. I have to get a rapid test."
So here's the thing. She isn't upset about having to get a test. Just...I mean...LOOK SHE IS STUCK IN MESSENA, NY, USA. She didn't research anything, she isn't prepared, she just wanted to BEEZE. Stop hassling her! Fucking asshole VIB.
This is stressful. ENTERTAIN YOUR MISTRESS!
There's only a continental breakfast. "Am I in Messena or am I in the reservation?" You are at the Quality Inn 10 W Orvis St, Massena, NY 13662, United States•+1 315-769-2441. (
@Stephan Kang ) "Want to go get a drink at a dive bar?" She is hungry, she is tired, the VIB are trying to find a way to get her back to Canada and the safety of not being around the rest of us. "Can you guys stay up with me all night? I'm lonely.""Do you have to pee on the tests?" Ma'am...
She wants to get Trombino's pizza. "Kiwi Farms posted the hotel." reading a zuper chat "Really that quick?" (
) "I need a therapy appointment". You said you had an appointment next week...OH THAT IS RIGHT! "Yes I have a therapy appointment tomorrow". No. That's not when you said. We're fake crying now.
EVERYTHING SHE IS GOING THROUGH IS REALLY TRAUMATIC! She is sooo tired and so hungry. It's awful. Why won't they let her back in CANADA? "What time is Taco Bell open until?" OH NO WAIT WE WERE CRYING! Bloohooohooooooooooo! SHE IS THE VICTIM. "I get so restless and bored and..." BIG SIGH. "The guy at the border before coming into the US the first time asked me, are you sure you want to come over because it's only at Midnight that the changes take place." And...? "There's a possibility...there's a possibility you won't be able to come back. I didn't care!"
"My rent is $1,775, $1,835 after everything. My utilities are like $300 a month. My car, I still pay on that thing..." Fiscaltal! Her credit card is working for the hotel because she managed to login to her bank and authorize purchases because generally one does make sure their money works in another country...The VIB are sending her money as if she can withdraw this and be able to use it. LETS GO TO TACO BELL!
"I've always been somebody who can handle a lot of shit in life!" X.
A VIB advises they are a Moderator for Nader's channel and she texted him yesterday. This is glossed over. Mumblemumble food. Mumble. She says "No" but never to the ACTUAL accusation nor does she refute it. Do we want to go to TACO BELL? Taco bell might DELIVER! OoOoO! She doesn't want to have to go to Taco Bell because they might not have reception. Independent self assured Aries still might need to be sure their VIB can see them...being stronk. "How could I text Nader?" A VIB notes that Nader has a no contact order. "Exactly..."
The VIB are insisting that when she was messaging last night with the newwww guyyy she claimed to have that it was Nader. Chantal can't remember this at all and maybe it was Roman. No wait. She isn't sure. ANYWAY. Let's read someone else's message. All of the messages are about Nader. iT WaS nOt a GUY it was MARISSA. X.
"Where did I say I wanted Roman?" Woman you said you were hiding BV in case you two hooked up... "I don't like Roman that way actually, I like...I don't really even give a fuck actually he's a guy!". X.
NO SING!
"Why don't people like me?" Ma'am there's this thread I'd like to show you...
EVERYONE NEEDS TO JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE CHIMPTAL A HUG! She is having a HARD night! She was taking us on a SURPRISE and we are all just being ungrateful! This is such bullshit. We need Taco Bell, or Door Dash. Hold Beeze!!!! Door Dash had no restaurants come up as open at what is midnight, on a MONDAY, in Messena, NY, USA. Chantal has no marijuana and no cocaine, and now she may not have any food. IS THERE ANYWHERE OPEN? The VIB desperately try to stop Chantal from cycling through laughing and fake crying. "Let's go to a dirty bar and get shived!" NO WAIT. "Can I still eat those patties?"
"I am never going to find the love of my life."
Maybe they sent you a Christmas card with a fancy wax seal...maybe they also like pizza...
"Bibi loved me and he NEVER would want me to humiliate myself". SO ABOUT NADER: She didn't give him ANYTHING she wasn't like giving him his $2,000 a month just whenever he needed something, or wanted something...then she bought it. She wants something her money can't buy and even then she thought she deserved it. Maybe she doesn't deserve love. WHY WON'T HE LOVE HER!?
ROOM TOUR! Just kidding we're in the bathroom and she is pissing while talking about the room and how the bathtub is clean.
Chantal Gynafreshly Clean Taintalt just loudly shit in the toilet. She is giggling and snorting and shitting.
She really washed her hands you guys! She knows how to wash her hands!!! DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? Stahp saying she doesn't wash her hands!!!!!!!
SCP-400+ still cannot be clearly photographed in it's natural habitat.
We are in the purse. IN THE PURSE IN MURICA FUCK YEAH!
NO SING!
"I might lose connection. If I lose connection while dri-" <Buffer> "ng. See?! It's gonna happen I know it" NO SING! "I'll just go back live when I go to the hotel cause I can use the hotel wifi!"
There's a seedy looking bar. Chantal kind of wants to take us into a bar in NY. "I'm on a Native Reserve" ... "I feel like I don't belong". IT IS A smol RESERVE. She is going through SO MUCH trauma. She does not feel like she is handling things well. Sometimes. A little bit. Just a smidge. "I just wanna escape my feelings and I just can't. You can't escape yourself." This is EXCITING AND DIFFERENT THOUGH! Getting McDonald's in MURICA! "I feel like I'm always just chasing a cheap thrill."
Fuck this. We getting PCR tests in the morning. Look we need Advil and then Taco Bell. NO SING.
Chantal misses the romance, having someone to do things with. Being cute! Looking nice for somebody and having them tell you that you look like. "And I never got that with WHATSHISFACE" Nader "anyway". She needs that wholesomeness but at the same time it's so FUCKING boring. She needs a man who is stable, but has drama, a strong man...a real man. A man who likes pizza and ground nesting birds?
SO ABOUT NADER: She cries about him whenever he is not there. But if DeeDee isn't there and she's at the trap with him...ya know...things are boring.
We made it to a gas station.
Let's go get some American GAS STATION junk food! WOoOooOoOOoooOOoOoO!
SO ABOUT NADER: A VIB advises that Chantal wants Nader to treat her like he does D2. "YEAH. YEAH THAT WOULD BE NICE".
Mmm green dick shaped like objects.
We are EXCITED. "America has the best junk food." She is SO GLAD she came here. We are SINGING Queen buying ALL the JUNK FOOD. Chantal has said "Fuck" and "Holy Shit" at least twenty times. She isn't even eating yet. There's so much stuff to buy that she has to drop a pile of Slim Jim's on the counter. The cashier says nothing, understanding the extreme danger caused by proximity to SCP-400+. The creature is directed toward the Advil. Two packs of Camel Crush are supplied without comment.
Reality is literally distorting around the Gunt.
The card is declined several times. Chantal has to switch to debit and input her pin. SHE IS FREE WITH THE FOOD THE PURCHASE WENT THROUGH! Yesssss! SNACKS!
"You guys the JUNK FOOD I JUST FOUND! JUNK FOOD HAUL WHEN WE GET TO THE HOTEL!" SO EXCITED "THEY HAVE PICKLED BEANS IN A CONVENIENCE STORE! LIKE! I AM MOVING TO THE US!"
Never fear though! Once this Advil kicks in we're still going to TACO BELL! Chantal is advising us on how you cannot get menthol cigarettes in Canada and she didn't get a lighter but that's okay because we are going to Taco Bell and we have junk food and suddenly EVERYTHING is amazing!!!! "Isn't this exciting!?" NO SING!
Chantal is stating that a Quality Inn is a pay by the hour crack hotel. Everything is so weird right now. There was no call made to Tellus to set up any kind of roaming, she is just incurring those charges. Chantal does NOT think it is okay that she needs to get tested before she goes back to Canada! She is helping us all figure out how COVID control should be handled. Fucking Border. Piece of shit! NO SING!
On the road with the headlights actually on...headed to Taco Bell, 1602 NY-37 St. Lawrence Centre, Massena, NY 13662. ( @a dinosaur) <BUFFERING>
"I might lose connection. If I lose connection while dri-" <Buffer> "ng. See?! It's gonna happen I know it" NO SING! "I'll just go back live when I go to the hotel cause I can use the hotel wifi!"
There's a seedy looking bar. Chantal kind of wants to take us into a bar in NY. "I'm on a Native Reserve" ... "I feel like I don't belong". IT IS A smol RESERVE. She is going through SO MUCH trauma. She does not feel like she is handling things well. Sometimes. A little bit. Just a smidge. "I just wanna escape my feelings and I just can't. You can't escape yourself." This is EXCITING AND DIFFERENT THOUGH! Getting McDonald's in MURICA! "I feel like I'm always just chasing a cheap thrill."
Fuck this. We getting PCR tests in the morning. Look we need Advil and then Taco Bell. NO SING.
Chantal misses the romance, having someone to do things with. Being cute! Looking nice for somebody and having them tell you that you look like. "And I never got that with WHATSHISFACE" Nader "anyway". She needs that wholesomeness but at the same time it's so FUCKING boring. She needs a man who is stable, but has drama, a strong man...a real man. A man who likes pizza and ground nesting birds?
SO ABOUT NADER: She cries about him whenever he is not there. But if DeeDee isn't there and she's at the trap with him...ya know...things are boring.
We made it to a gas station.
Let's go get some American GAS STATION junk food! WOoOooOoOOoooOOoOoO!
SO ABOUT NADER: A VIB advises that Chantal wants Nader to treat her like he does D2. "YEAH. YEAH THAT WOULD BE NICE".
Mmm green dick shaped like objects.
We are EXCITED. "America has the best junk food." She is SO GLAD she came here. We are SINGING Queen buying ALL the JUNK FOOD. Chantal has said "Fuck" and "Holy Shit" at least twenty times. She isn't even eating yet. There's so much stuff to buy that she has to drop a pile of Slim Jim's on the counter. The cashier says nothing, understanding the extreme danger caused by proximity to SCP-400+. The creature is directed toward the Advil. Two packs of Camel Crush are supplied without comment.
Reality is literally distorting around the Gunt.
The card is declined several times. Chantal has to switch to debit and input her pin. SHE IS FREE WITH THE FOOD THE PURCHASE WENT THROUGH! Yesssss! SNACKS!
"You guys the JUNK FOOD I JUST FOUND! JUNK FOOD HAUL WHEN WE GET TO THE HOTEL!" SO EXCITED "THEY HAVE PICKLED BEANS IN A CONVENIENCE STORE! LIKE! I AM MOVING TO THE US!"
Never fear though! Once this Advil kicks in we're still going to TACO BELL! Chantal is advising us on how you cannot get menthol cigarettes in Canada and she didn't get a lighter but that's okay because we are going to Taco Bell and we have junk food and suddenly EVERYTHING is amazing!!!! "Isn't this exciting!?" NO SING!
Chantal is stating that a Quality Inn is a pay by the hour crack hotel. Everything is so weird right now. There was no call made to Tellus to set up any kind of roaming, she is just incurring those charges. Chantal does NOT think it is okay that she needs to get tested before she goes back to Canada! She is helping us all figure out how COVID control should be handled. Fucking Border. Piece of shit! NO SING!
On the road with the headlights actually on...headed to Taco Bell, 1602 NY-37 St. Lawrence Centre, Massena, NY 13662. (
@a dinosaur) <BUFFERING>HOLD ON HOLD ON WHAT SHOULD SHE GET? Should she get EVERYTHING? We are reading the menu aloud! THIS IS BEEZING! Do we have suggestions?? Do we know what she should get on this quIrkY road trip? Beefy melt burrito? YES! And a Quesarito! Oh, also, there's these Crispy Chicken Cantina Tacos and we need one of these with CHIPOTLE SAUCE! For sides we need nacho supreme! Mmm nacho supreme! Are there baja blast? FUCK YES! LARGE WITH....ExtRA iCE. ALL THE FIRE SAUCE! Never fear we have a B-a-j-a b-l-a-s-t!
"I'm glad I came here today." () We are Taco Bell Beezin'. Chantal did not eat much today what with the McDonald's that was SO GROSS. Fucking McDonalds. She is so hungry. ALL OF THESE are items she has never tried! We are getting all the food not available in Canada because even Leafland knows that Taco Hell is nearly as dangerous to the human gastrointestinal tract as Chipotle. WE ARE SO SUPPORTIVE OF HER RIGHT NOW. We are so kind! NO SING.
SHE LOVES DRIVING! ROAD TRIPS! Hearing herself talk! "I love it, actually!" The only thing troubling her is what would trouble her at home! Except that need to get a COVID test. These last 10 months have been rough. She is just dealing with it and not even sure, not even a little sure, she doesn't know, maybe she is losing her mind and cRAcKing Up! She doesn't want to turn to food as a coping mechanism and she doesn't want to go back to killing herself with food... X.
"I have my therapy tomorrow so I think I will do that..." X.
We've got a KIA full of Taco Bell and we aren't buying a new Zbap right now cause that iMac was expensive. Chantal is trying to impart words of wisdom. Dumb. ANYWAY! "I didn't come just for McDonald's I also really honestly wanted to go to the casino, and junk food at the stores." NO SING! "I am removing EVERY Arabic song EVER from my playlist." F.
<Snip Chantal Bitching about McDonalds and Singing>
Chantal has seen the video from yesterday of herpeeing herself in the car, having a seizure, tic. She "really cannot explain" what that was. We've made it back to the hotel with our gas station haul AND our Taco Bell! This is going to be a great night! Woo! STUCK IN AMERICA! Hurplehurplehurple. GASPGASPGABURPGASP!
2x packs of IlLegAl in Leafland cigarettes!
2x pickled snap peas!
Some Combos! Pizzeria are her fAVorITe!! THEY DO NOT HAVE THIS STUFF IN CANADA! Much excite!
Oh yum!
Tabasco Slim Jim! Did you chip that nail raging at the Border?" I'm commando in another country" We're at three Slim Jim total because she needed to try the different flavors.
TEE HEE HOT PICKLE! SNORT! Another thing of OH SNAP! Pickled peas! "No brine". RIP. Some tissues. She is upset suddenly she has no underwear but she got more Pepperjack! "They had camel jerky and buffalo jerky!" So how's not thinking about Nader? "Let's eat TACO BELL!"
"The fuck is this?"
That, is Taco Bell.
Mmmmmohyesmmmm Holyshitmmmmmmmm (still doing this for you Jersh). Let's try the Quesorito!
OHHhhHhHYesmmmFuck. "Your roaming charges on Kiwi Farms were calculated to be upwards....I know I'm going to be in fucking trouble." HI VIB! GET FUCKED. Chantal turned off her data roaming. She is using the hotel wifi. Oh my gosh! THERE IS A TORRID! She might do a TORRID HAUL! We could go to Watertown, CT. They have Chic Fil'A and SONIC! MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm yes. Beef melt thing.
"The US Taco Bell is better" Tomorrow we may go to Manhattan! She just needs to get underwear first if she is going to nEw YoRK cITY! "I'm totally normal and likeable" (lolwut?) Mmmmoheatingnoises mmmmm. Ooooohhh Quesorito.
<Snip Boring VIB Bullshit>
We are eating and showing off dainty trotters.
We're going to try some PICKLED SNAP PEAS! WooOoOoo!
MmMmmm THESE ARE SO GOOD!
OH EW! "Fuck American Cheese". Done. Trashed. "Why is even the junk food junk?"
The VIB are asking who is Mumtal's favorite. They want validation. They are staying up late to try to take care of her while poor baby Pee is stuck in Canada. NO SING NADER SONG. We're going to go show the VIB who are late, the blood on the wall. It's dry now. Enough about that blood and being alone and being sad. SLIM JIM TIME!
NO. NO THESE ARE ALSO NOT GOOD. Ugh. We're talking about God and how the Christ is KANG and made even Pee. Proverbs 23:21.
A VIB wants to know which of her suitors is hotter, Nick, Mo, or Morocco? "Wait, Morocco was Roman. Of all three of them I was most physically attracted to Roman". SHE CALLED SHANNON STFU ABOUT IT! Oh em gee! SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND! Crunchcrunchmunchmmm. Getting sleepy but first more snap peas! These are yummy. Roman wasn't that skinny. She doesn't think so. Tee-hee.
SO ABOUT NADER: Nader is skinny but he's cut. X.
Chantal wants us to go harass some guy on Facebook. SO ABOUT NADER: It turns out that Nader had all the texts and shared them with the detective and that's nice VIB BUT YOU CAN GET FUCKED she has NO IDEA what you are talking about! "I am not harassing him through texts!" X. She is talking about some Nigerian guy that fucked her friend and then smacked her across the face that she totally wants us to look up on Facebook. She is giving his name. Nobody cares.
<Snip VIB Being Boring and Chantal waxing poetic>
"The secret to good BJ's is to pretend like you're French Kissing it and then pretend that it's food" Ma'am I don't even.... "Another good technique is sucking guns out of a bullet" okay but... "I don't even like doing it" BJ QWEEN!
<Snip VIB trying to get Chantal to go to sleep>
Somehow in this interminable length of time the fact that she may not be able to just gunt back across the border has sunk in. She isn't sure anymore how to get home. She is going to go. These VIB ruined her binge. Fucking DICKS. She is talking about Nader. "WHY AREN'T YOU TEXTING ME AND TELLING ME YOU LOVE ME I DO ALL THIS FOR YOU?" NO SING!
"I've just been really really having a hard time, I just feel broken, and lost". Burp!
Gunt out!
"I'm glad I came here today." (
) We are Taco Bell Beezin'. Chantal did not eat much today what with the McDonald's that was SO GROSS. Fucking McDonalds. She is so hungry. ALL OF THESE are items she has never tried! We are getting all the food not available in Canada because even Leafland knows that Taco Hell is nearly as dangerous to the human gastrointestinal tract as Chipotle. WE ARE SO SUPPORTIVE OF HER RIGHT NOW. We are so kind! NO SING.SHE LOVES DRIVING! ROAD TRIPS! Hearing herself talk! "I love it, actually!" The only thing troubling her is what would trouble her at home! Except that need to get a COVID test. These last 10 months have been rough. She is just dealing with it and not even sure, not even a little sure, she doesn't know, maybe she is losing her mind and cRAcKing Up! She doesn't want to turn to food as a coping mechanism and she doesn't want to go back to killing herself with food... X.
"I have my therapy tomorrow so I think I will do that..." X.
We've got a KIA full of Taco Bell and we aren't buying a new Zbap right now cause that iMac was expensive. Chantal is trying to impart words of wisdom. Dumb. ANYWAY! "I didn't come just for McDonald's I also really honestly wanted to go to the casino, and junk food at the stores." NO SING! "I am removing EVERY Arabic song EVER from my playlist." F.
<Snip Chantal Bitching about McDonalds and Singing>
Chantal has seen the video from yesterday of her
2x packs of IlLegAl in Leafland cigarettes!
2x pickled snap peas!
Some Combos! Pizzeria are her fAVorITe!! THEY DO NOT HAVE THIS STUFF IN CANADA! Much excite!
Oh yum!
Tabasco Slim Jim! Did you chip that nail raging at the Border?" I'm commando in another country" We're at three Slim Jim total because she needed to try the different flavors.
TEE HEE HOT PICKLE! SNORT! Another thing of OH SNAP! Pickled peas! "No brine". RIP. Some tissues. She is upset suddenly she has no underwear but she got more Pepperjack! "They had camel jerky and buffalo jerky!" So how's not thinking about Nader? "Let's eat TACO BELL!"
"The fuck is this?"
That, is Taco Bell.
Mmmmmohyesmmmm Holyshitmmmmmmmm (still doing this for you Jersh). Let's try the Quesorito!
OHHhhHhHYesmmmFuck. "Your roaming charges on Kiwi Farms were calculated to be upwards....I know I'm going to be in fucking trouble." HI VIB! GET FUCKED. Chantal turned off her data roaming. She is using the hotel wifi. Oh my gosh! THERE IS A TORRID! She might do a TORRID HAUL! We could go to Watertown, CT. They have Chic Fil'A and SONIC! MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm yes. Beef melt thing.
"The US Taco Bell is better" Tomorrow we may go to Manhattan! She just needs to get underwear first if she is going to nEw YoRK cITY! "I'm totally normal and likeable" (lolwut?) Mmmmoheatingnoises mmmmm. Ooooohhh Quesorito.
<Snip Boring VIB Bullshit>
We are eating and showing off dainty trotters.
We're going to try some PICKLED SNAP PEAS! WooOoOoo!
MmMmmm THESE ARE SO GOOD!
OH EW! "Fuck American Cheese". Done. Trashed. "Why is even the junk food junk?"
The VIB are asking who is Mumtal's favorite. They want validation. They are staying up late to try to take care of her while poor baby Pee is stuck in Canada. NO SING NADER SONG. We're going to go show the VIB who are late, the blood on the wall. It's dry now. Enough about that blood and being alone and being sad. SLIM JIM TIME!
NO. NO THESE ARE ALSO NOT GOOD. Ugh. We're talking about God and how the Christ is KANG and made even Pee. Proverbs 23:21.
A VIB wants to know which of her suitors is hotter, Nick, Mo, or Morocco? "Wait, Morocco was Roman. Of all three of them I was most physically attracted to Roman". SHE CALLED SHANNON STFU ABOUT IT! Oh em gee! SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND! Crunchcrunchmunchmmm. Getting sleepy but first more snap peas! These are yummy. Roman wasn't that skinny. She doesn't think so. Tee-hee.
SO ABOUT NADER: Nader is skinny but he's cut. X.
Chantal wants us to go harass some guy on Facebook. SO ABOUT NADER: It turns out that Nader had all the texts and shared them with the detective and that's nice VIB BUT YOU CAN GET FUCKED she has NO IDEA what you are talking about! "I am not harassing him through texts!" X. She is talking about some Nigerian guy that fucked her friend and then smacked her across the face that she totally wants us to look up on Facebook. She is giving his name. Nobody cares.
<Snip VIB Being Boring and Chantal waxing poetic>
"The secret to good BJ's is to pretend like you're French Kissing it and then pretend that it's food" Ma'am I don't even.... "Another good technique is sucking guns out of a bullet" okay but... "I don't even like doing it" BJ QWEEN!
<Snip VIB trying to get Chantal to go to sleep>
Somehow in this interminable length of time the fact that she may not be able to just gunt back across the border has sunk in. She isn't sure anymore how to get home. She is going to go. These VIB ruined her binge. Fucking DICKS. She is talking about Nader. "WHY AREN'T YOU TEXTING ME AND TELLING ME YOU LOVE ME I DO ALL THIS FOR YOU?" NO SING!
"I've just been really really having a hard time, I just feel broken, and lost". Burp!
Gunt out!
So About Nader Time: 11:08.11
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Note to Chins: just because a cracked-out sex addict skull-fucks you twice in a row, does not make you a “BJ Queen”. You might want to stop telling us how great you are at sucking dick, it’s not cute or edgy at any age, but 38? It’s fucking tragic.
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Maybe she’s trying to be like Samantha Jones from Sex and Da City! Sleeping with hot men while drinking expensive cocktails. But instead we got McDonald’s and STI’s to deal with.
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Credit where credit is due to @Penelope Taynt :
Yaba just read this post on her stream to summarize how she feels most of Chantal viewers feel about the police situation.
literally low-key
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I have seen her wash her hands before when at home cooking. At least I've seen her rinse them. I have never seen her dry her hands! She never does. Sometimes she kind of wipes them on her dirty pants. WTF?
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I was wondering what you meant by this statement that a year after a breakup is the most dangerous time for Nader, crossed that out, then put Woman, referring to Chins? So, I looked up an article about breakups in general.
I found this having to do with Abusive Relationship Breakups:
"If the relationship was an abusive one, the time straight after the breakup is the most dangerous for the victim — and this continues for about a year. Rhodes said many domestic violence victims actually minimise their risk during that time, because they think the worst is over.
"Often times, but not always, the abuser sees this as a loss of control, and many victims are relieved they are no longer in this situation but do not realise the extent to which this person will try to gain control again," she said. "And their actually at heightened risk of having an attempt on their life. I can't tell you the number of people who minimise what happens after a breakup in those circumstances."
I see what to were referring to. Chinny is definitely getting a loss of control out of all of this. NADER had already seen the lengths she's willing to go to in order feel in control again, going to the cops. I'm positive her dumb little diabetic psychosis having piggy brain is sure to come up with more ways to make him pay.
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I'm really enjoying the stuck in the USA arc. How clueless and unprepared she is for any eventuality is serious entertainment.
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I thought she said bibi at first but after a quick re listen she said bv. Meaning her fishy pussy stank out the entire room very quickly.
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I’m constantly amazed at Chantals ability to surprise the fuck out of me. She came to another country to eat McDonald’s. Im stunned. McDonald’s. Dear God, what the ever lovin fuck?
I’m glad she got to experience US gas station snacks and Taco Bell. Is she still doing Walmart? She will cream her pants over the snacks aisle. They have an entire aisle for crackers and cookies and then a whole aisle for chips!! She should also check out their deli and bakery section. It’s a fatty paradise!!!
I’m glad she got to experience US gas station snacks and Taco Bell. Is she still doing Walmart? She will cream her pants over the snacks aisle. They have an entire aisle for crackers and cookies and then a whole aisle for chips!! She should also check out their deli and bakery section. It’s a fatty paradise!!!
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Guess what happens, when you dont have a dataplan in the US? 400 dollar in roaming charge.
AND she took 2 showers......
ETA.. A 2 hour trip to get fastfood, where you cross a border, is considered travelling. The more you know...
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She could be stuck waiting 36 hours for a rapid test and is raging about it. Best McDonald's beeze ever.
Get fucked Chins.
Get fucked Chins.
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"I do things on a whim and deal with the consequences after. Thats just how I am"
The essense of gunty's personality, which explains all her piss poor decisions in life.
The essense of gunty's personality, which explains all her piss poor decisions in life.
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I agree. She really should do travel because it’s hilarious how naive and manic she is right now
if this is what happens in the USA imagine her in another country