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We now know that this stream ended because the detective called her to tell her to STFU.
This gets wackier and wackier by the minute. I hope her test results languish until Monday.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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This gets wackier and wackier by the minute. I hope her test results languish until Monday.
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The absolute topping on top of this psychotic cake would be border security checking her car on the way back and finding those pre rolls she lost in her car a week or 2 ago. Now I'm not saying she'll get locked up for a couple of joints but she'll triple tard rage about the lengthy delay it would cause.
Todd Weiss
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This, right here! This is why Piglet keeps herself loaded on mind-altering chemicals and different iterations of corn sugar at all times; without them, she's a complete mess. Kim fucked up good and hard by ignoring all the neuroses that should have been addressed in early childhood. Instead of psychiatric meds and counseling, she got day time television and Frito-Lay. Don't get me wrong, people can function with less-than-ideal coping mechanisms, but it's outright bizarre watching someone this unwell insulate themself so long without a major disaster or some sort of wake up call to give them perspective. Too bad these minor inconveniences aren't traumatizing enough to self-actualize. If anything, more middle-aged, obese women and cool wine aunts will sub and toss away parts of their disability stipend to keep her bubble intact.
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I rarely listen to any of her streams in full length. I'm glad I did this one. This one is incredible, thank you for archiving it.
She doesn't rage about Nadar abusing her. All she does is rage at DD for not going home yet, and at Nadar for not kicking DD out. It's so blindingly apparent her rage isn't that he used her, but at the fact that DD exists at all.
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I'm laughing my ass off listening her be hateful and rage at her members.
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The stupidity in this chat....
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This is BPD boiled down into a neat eighteen minute package. It has EVERYTHING.
DawnChorus
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Why the fuck would the detective call her because of that stream? he has no dog in the fight for either side, she's such a lying cunt. Dede get a restraining order asap.
She really thinks she can buy off everyone.
Karma catching up quicker than we thought aye.
Can border police make her see a doctor for her psychosis, that would be good content.
She really thinks she can buy off everyone.
Karma catching up quicker than we thought aye.
Can border police make her see a doctor for her psychosis, that would be good content.
TeracottaPah
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'You call DD over instead of apologizing to your GIRLFRIEND!"
Bitch, he wasn't your boyfriend. He's still not your boyfriend.
"Well, now everyone knows you talked to me, now what?"
I seriously think she said this because she sees it as:
"NOW I CAN COME BACK OVER BECAUSE IT'S NOT A SECRET."
Lastly,
'Because he's so worried of what he'll look like if he's back with me."
I'm sure he more worried about his FREEDOM vs looking like the pussy he is.
ALSO, someone should count how many times she insulted Nader in those last two streams.
Pathetic, loser, scum, disgusting, just a few to name. And this is how you treat someone you WANT/LOVE? And she wonders why he doesn't want to be with her.
Pour, sweet milk, and don't you ever stop.
ETA: I left out this one,
"I don't give a fuck what happens to you after this, actually I don't even care what happens to ME after this."
Bitch, he wasn't your boyfriend. He's still not your boyfriend.
"Well, now everyone knows you talked to me, now what?"
I seriously think she said this because she sees it as:
"NOW I CAN COME BACK OVER BECAUSE IT'S NOT A SECRET."
Lastly,
'Because he's so worried of what he'll look like if he's back with me."
I'm sure he more worried about his FREEDOM vs looking like the pussy he is.
ALSO, someone should count how many times she insulted Nader in those last two streams.
Pathetic, loser, scum, disgusting, just a few to name. And this is how you treat someone you WANT/LOVE? And she wonders why he doesn't want to be with her.
Pour, sweet milk, and don't you ever stop.
ETA: I left out this one,
"I don't give a fuck what happens to you after this, actually I don't even care what happens to ME after this."
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This is the best thing the USA has produced since the 40s.
Fatneckisgrowingfast00
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I often questioned whether she was mad or bad and now I know…Nader, according to fat neck, only goes after “well to do women”, the delusion is happening real time.
She is also literally telling her VIB army that she could give 2 fucks about them! WE knew that, but to actually listen to her say it out loud to them, is truly remarkable.
Not that any of the dickheads would have heard it though, which makes me laugh longer!
She is also literally telling her VIB army that she could give 2 fucks about them! WE knew that, but to actually listen to her say it out loud to them, is truly remarkable.
Not that any of the dickheads would have heard it though, which makes me laugh longer!
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Took us one fucking day to get the milk Canada gets in years of milking
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What exactly does she think that her mother is so PROUD of? That she's gotten herself into jam after jam since her adolescence, ballooned up to 400 pounds, and has managed not to die yet?
DCMediaSped
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Chantal doesn't understand she can't keep contacting Nader, trying to go to his house, and continue to claim 'it's ok! abused people go back all the time!'. Nope. You once again stalking him has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt you are NOT afraid. You also said 'I just thought if I called the cops we could kick Dee Dee out and things can go back to normal'. So there's her intent right there. She did this out of spite and revenge because she is not getting her way.
I hope she ends up in jail when this is all said and done. She still doesn't fathom that actions have consequences. She could have killed someone today with the way she was driving.
I hope she ends up in jail when this is all said and done. She still doesn't fathom that actions have consequences. She could have killed someone today with the way she was driving.
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Don't know if she was "just joking, guys", but she at least claimed a slightly higher weight than that just now.
Forbidden Gunt
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Is someone able to calculate the grand total from her asspats today? I’m genuinely curious how much she made off of her crocodile tears and chimp out.
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REECAP of PLATTSBURG BEEZE (2022/03/01):
Stuck in the USA! Yeah we're STUCK IN THE USAAAAAAA!
We are awake! Bright eyed, bushy gunted! Ready to face another day in the Good Ol' U-S-of-A! "I don't like the US. I want to Beeze somewhere else." Or not.
These Camel Crush are gross! The entire cigarette is hucked out of the window and onto the I-95S. Littertal is up early and she is feeling it. NO SING. For some reason Tellus blocked her data. So weird! "Cause I incurred like $400 of roaming charges." Shocking. Bamboozled, she had to PULL OVER on the side of the road to contact her provider! Sex Worker Qween demanded her Internet - it's essential! The provider advised her she needed a roaming plan! A ROAMING PLAN!? Who even KNEW!? International travel is crazy ya'll. "I think they're going to waive the fees this time."
The bed was REALLY comfortable! She took TWO showers. TWO EXTREMELY LONG (so 6 minutes?) SHOWERS! "Canada I am mad at you, you are making it RIDICULOUS" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pigtal is livid about this entire situation, this is BULLSHIT. WHY does she have to go through this? She was in the USA for 2 hours, 2! JUST TWO HOURS GUYS! She is a CITIZEN! SHE IS. THE. VICTIM. Best McDonald's Beeze ever.
"Fucking stupid!" This entry testing is BULLSHIT. She didn't need a TEST to enter the USA! How DARE countries have different protocols for vaccinations! WHY SHOULD SHE NEED A TEST? A STUPID TEST!? TWO FUCKING HOURS GUYS. WHY DOES SHE NEED ONE FOR CANADA!? The USA was FINE with her vaccination card, she is DOUBLE vaccinated! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Chantal went to an Urgent Care in a Rite-Aid Pharmacy to get a COVID-19 test. "Oh my god there's a HORSE check this out!"
Uh...?
Oh. "Are there aMisH people living here? I think there ARE! Amish people. Living here". ANYWAY the drive through at the Rite-Aid! She can't even do her OWN TEST. A PERSON HAS TO DO IT FOR HER! This is BULLSHIT CANADA! This makes NO SENSE. They informed Chantal that the test would not be picked up for 24-36 hours.
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T HAVE MY RESULTS BY 6PM I WILL PAY THE $5,000 AND I WILL GO HOME." She is NOT STAYING at that FUCKING QUALITY INN ANYMORE! The BLOODY ROOM! The HIDEOUS HEADBOARDS! SHE IS DONE! We are going to PLATTSBURG! FUCK THE USA! FUCK ALL OF THIS!
And FUCK CONTINENTAL BREKKIE! Tee-hee.
Plattsburg is a lot closer and it's a SHIT day so we are going there instead of Watertown, CT. There's a Dunkin Donuts, a Chic' Fil-a, and a Torrid. She will just spend the day with us there so she can spend the time there and get those results. After bitching for most of the stream thus far about her lack of sleep we are exceptionally happy about the quality of the bed again. SO COMFY!
Chantal is claiming she had to pay $150 USD for the Rite-Aid clinic test. X. No wait she went to a private clinic, that private clinic had a Slushie machine. X. She is so excited she has unlimited data! NO MORE WORRY! Her phone had DIED! It died and cut off her hugbox lifeline! IT DIED MID TEXT! She didn't have a charger! "Try doing it for one night, turn your phone off for a whole day!"
<SNIP Chantal claiming she was approached by TLC to be on 1000lb Friends or some Bullshit>
ROAD BEEZE TO PLATTSBURG!
So About Nader Time: 0:00.0
PS: The donut was "gross, sorry". RIP.
REECAP of BAD MOOD BEEZING (2022/03/01):
Going through some things...
We're back! Sort of. "Oh my god you guys I have so much facial hair!" One moment ladies and gentle gunts, we need to rip hairs out with our swarofiski crystals. A VIB asks what we're crying about now. "Nothing". X.
Where are we going? There's American Panera! Never had none of that fancy American Panera before!
Oh my goodness! BUFFALO WILD WINGS! She has never had this before. Never! It's looking amazing! Should we go there instead? NO! WE WANT CHIKUM!
"Can I get a number 2, deluxe, with mayonnaise. Waffle fries and a small mac and cheese. Large fries. Large diet Dr. Pepper with EXTRA ice and 5 Chic Fil-A sauce!" She might have to user her credit card, but we're trying that debit card first because there are issues. The Canadian debit card is felted by the based teenager forced to behold the Gunt without protective gear to assist with masking the smell. RIP.
This sauce is just so smokey. MmMmm. CHEFS KISS!
So fresh. So hot. MmmmmMoOoOoommmmMYesssssssssssssss.
SO ABOUT NADER: No they haven't talked to each other, they literally ARE NOT ALLOWED TO! So you haven't tried? X. There's a NO CONTACT order. STOP ASKING.
Hmmm. Mmm? OMNOMNOMNOM.
For your perfect experience, add one packet of mayonnaise and one full container of Chic' Fil-A sauce. MmmMm MmMmmM HmMMhshhgsmsmmsmma mMMMMMM!MM!M!MMMMM!!! "Sorry....it's so good". Eating those feelings. Chantal is letting us know how enlightened she is, she doesn't have a problem with teh gheys. "Why does sexuality have to come up in a chicken franchise?"
Chantal is expounding on race relations and homosexuality. She wonders if there may be underlying cultural reasons for certain beliefs. She has noticed a pAttERN. Woketal. Here to educate the masses. Voice for Women. "Like, in some countries it's illegal." To stalk your ex? File false police reports? "You're allowed to believe what you want" Uh huh... "but to me it's an ignorant belief".
"I'm driving through America and there's Trump flags and trailers everywhere, you would laugh to." Very big of you Chinny.
<Snip Chantal Being wOkE on US Politics>
SO ABOUT NADER: He undermined and confused her! He made her constantly seek validation and support! This affected how she builds trust! She is so used to these untrustworthy relationships so she made her mistakes too with erratic behavior.
Still no results. REEE! This is so bullshit! She has to follow the procedure that the Canadian government has outlined! <BuFfEr Glitch>. Hic hic hiccup. She went to the clinic this morning. She wants to go home. She can't go to CVS and get a test for herself. Maybe we should drive back to the border area. Maybe the results will be in. Do we want to go to Target? And Torrid? WHAT DO WE WANT TO DO!? Go stalk Nader?
Be right back! Chantal needs to pee at the Chic' Fil-A. We're staying in the car. The car is unlocked.
Gasp GASP pant huff GASP! She left her puffer at home! Little wheezy! Just a smidgen! A tad. "I can't breathe" she is breathing just fine. Chantal has to go home to take BBJ to the vet. (
).
It's a 2 hour and 55 minute drive back, She wants to get across the border. It's important. This is for BBJ. She wasn't prepared. The hotel said she had to wear a mask because it was on the inDiaN ReSerVE. The VIB point out that you don't need a mask in the mall. FUCK YEAH THE MALL! "Do you think we should go to the mall or what?" Oh. Fiscaltal needs to check her credit card. She might have to stay. WE NEED TO GO TO CANADA RIGHT NOW.
<Snip Chantal sperging over store names and 'Murica>
She's sorry she is in a bad mood. She just needs to cuddle the cats and smoke a joint! She might have to stay here again, in America, in the U-S-Of-A! She wants to be close to the border if she has to stay so she can go home ASAP!
<Snip Chantal counting the number of American flags she sees & raging at traffic lights> MURICA!
NO SING!
She isn't sure if we get to drive with her the full way. She is just tired. Maybe she can go by the clinic aga- NO SING NADER SONG!
Chantal is totally going to e-mail her therapist to set up a different appointment. She just can't enjoy anything. WHY IS SHE LETTING HER JOY IN LIFE BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HER? WhY!? Being happy is maybe a figment of her imagination! The Great Leafland Fupallo is philosophizing on happiness, what it means, and how it impacts her. She isn't coming down. She isn't facing the dark voices that lurk in the folds of her neck fat, whispering in the night...
"I would give anything for fried mushrooms right now."
NO SING NADER SO-
<BUFFERING>
So About Nader Time: Look this isn't about Nader...OKAY!? X.
Stuck in the USA! Yeah we're STUCK IN THE USAAAAAAA!
We are awake! Bright eyed, bushy gunted! Ready to face another day in the Good Ol' U-S-of-A! "I don't like the US. I want to Beeze somewhere else." Or not.
These Camel Crush are gross! The entire cigarette is hucked out of the window and onto the I-95S. Littertal is up early and she is feeling it. NO SING. For some reason Tellus blocked her data. So weird! "Cause I incurred like $400 of roaming charges." Shocking. Bamboozled, she had to PULL OVER on the side of the road to contact her provider! Sex Worker Qween demanded her Internet - it's essential! The provider advised her she needed a roaming plan! A ROAMING PLAN!? Who even KNEW!? International travel is crazy ya'll. "I think they're going to waive the fees this time."
The bed was REALLY comfortable! She took TWO showers. TWO EXTREMELY LONG (so 6 minutes?) SHOWERS! "Canada I am mad at you, you are making it RIDICULOUS" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pigtal is livid about this entire situation, this is BULLSHIT. WHY does she have to go through this? She was in the USA for 2 hours, 2! JUST TWO HOURS GUYS! She is a CITIZEN! SHE IS. THE. VICTIM. Best McDonald's Beeze ever.
"Fucking stupid!" This entry testing is BULLSHIT. She didn't need a TEST to enter the USA! How DARE countries have different protocols for vaccinations! WHY SHOULD SHE NEED A TEST? A STUPID TEST!? TWO FUCKING HOURS GUYS. WHY DOES SHE NEED ONE FOR CANADA!? The USA was FINE with her vaccination card, she is DOUBLE vaccinated! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Chantal went to an Urgent Care in a Rite-Aid Pharmacy to get a COVID-19 test. "Oh my god there's a HORSE check this out!"
Uh...?
Oh. "Are there aMisH people living here? I think there ARE! Amish people. Living here". ANYWAY the drive through at the Rite-Aid! She can't even do her OWN TEST. A PERSON HAS TO DO IT FOR HER! This is BULLSHIT CANADA! This makes NO SENSE. They informed Chantal that the test would not be picked up for 24-36 hours.
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T HAVE MY RESULTS BY 6PM I WILL PAY THE $5,000 AND I WILL GO HOME." She is NOT STAYING at that FUCKING QUALITY INN ANYMORE! The BLOODY ROOM! The HIDEOUS HEADBOARDS! SHE IS DONE! We are going to PLATTSBURG! FUCK THE USA! FUCK ALL OF THIS!
And FUCK CONTINENTAL BREKKIE! Tee-hee.
Plattsburg is a lot closer and it's a SHIT day so we are going there instead of Watertown, CT. There's a Dunkin Donuts, a Chic' Fil-a, and a Torrid. She will just spend the day with us there so she can spend the time there and get those results. After bitching for most of the stream thus far about her lack of sleep we are exceptionally happy about the quality of the bed again. SO COMFY!
Chantal is claiming she had to pay $150 USD for the Rite-Aid clinic test. X. No wait she went to a private clinic, that private clinic had a Slushie machine. X. She is so excited she has unlimited data! NO MORE WORRY! Her phone had DIED! It died and cut off her hugbox lifeline! IT DIED MID TEXT! She didn't have a charger! "Try doing it for one night, turn your phone off for a whole day!"
<SNIP Chantal claiming she was approached by TLC to be on 1000lb Friends or some Bullshit>
ROAD BEEZE TO PLATTSBURG!
We FOUND a DRIVE THROUGH! We are ELATED! The VIB are so excited to give their Lady of Perpetual Beeze ideas of what she should order to drink. They are suggesting the entire menu and we are HERE FOR THIS.
The Dunkin Lady is taking a while. We're getting concerned. Is anyone there? WE NEED TO BEEZE PLEASE! "Can I have a medium iced matcha latte with extra ice? And also sorry can I get a medium iced coldbrew with sweet coldwhatever and with extra ice in it and a bottle of a water and a glazed blueberry donut?" They are out of bottled water. Only PEASANTS drink water from a cup so she will NOT be having any water. Just a snack,
Chantal is not happy that she is having to use her credit card for like literally everything, it sucks. She has never had Dunkin Donuts. Except that ONE time and she didn't like it. It was too sweet. X. We are talking about how she might need to pay the fine and quarantine. Gosh. She better get those results back! There is a convenient trash can near the drive through exit. This is stunning. Things are so different in 'Murica! She finds this a novel concept that should be put in place in Canada. Yet, why would they do it? These strange American creatures...probably because they don't want you to throw shit out your window onto the highway...like you did earlier.
Saint Vagterial Bactorrhea is really feeling green. It's her fAvORitE color. Right now... "That's actually pretty good!"
Will drink 2 pass muster?
Yes INDEEDY Lemon-Z-y! This is way better than Tim Horton's! WHERE WERE WE GOING!? Oh that's right Plattsburg!
We're on the road again! We've driven past a trailer park - manufactured homes, mobile homes, modular, what have you. She has NEVER seen one before. X. It is so WEIRD.
Let's take a moment to laugh at the less economically advantaged. Ha ha! Wage slaves!
Sorry, sorry. Almost out of her system. Voice for Women and all that. "Trailer park culture of America". NO SING NADER SONG!
<Snip Chantal sperging about how much it sucks to have to get a test and explaining US health care!>
We may get Chipotle, maybe. Look there's a LOT of food. She isn't going to sit around for hours that's why we are driving in heavy snowfall to Plattsburg to Beeze. She is rapid-cycling between topics. BUMP. Chantal is shocked by the number of churches and flags in 'Murica. People in Canada are NOT as patriotic as her. She is asking how people could have survived churning butter, having sex, and going to church. SO BORING. Yawn. We're going to try another menthol cigarette!
"WOAH TRAILER PARK! Sweet!" According to Chantal they do not have trailer parks in Leafland. (lolwut?). "Why do people live in trailers" (lolwut?) "I went to a psychic once and she lived in a trailer" You just said...Inside the psychic's trailer was just like a house. It was weird. It was pretty cool.
"Why do people want to live in a trailer? Is it mobile? Can you like pick up your house and move it around??"
<Snip several minutes of mobile home sperging>
NO SING!
"'Murica!" We need to have Texas Roadhouse for a dinner. Well maybe not. Gosh this is boring isn't it VIB? Big sigh. No music today. We are being patient, and calm, and waiting for our results. X. She would probably have been more prepared, well, maybe...had she known she would have been stuck in the USA. She is okay with it right now though, it's totally fine. She doesn't mind. Her hotel wasn't actually horrible guys, not like crappy crappy hotel the bed was pretty comfortable.
She allegedly had plans with someone today. She was going to get a rental car today too! She had to cancel everything...she has plans this weekend! Maybe Quebec City! It's very Eurobeeze adjacent. We were going to go clubbing. Maybe. It would be SOoOo fun! Like Sunday! CLUB BEEZE! WooOooO! X. NO SING!
Teriyaki chicken stir fry sounds good right now. MmmmmMmmMM! NO SING NADER SONG!
<BUFFERING!>
The Dunkin Lady is taking a while. We're getting concerned. Is anyone there? WE NEED TO BEEZE PLEASE! "Can I have a medium iced matcha latte with extra ice? And also sorry can I get a medium iced coldbrew with sweet coldwhatever and with extra ice in it and a bottle of a water and a glazed blueberry donut?" They are out of bottled water. Only PEASANTS drink water from a cup so she will NOT be having any water. Just a snack,
Chantal is not happy that she is having to use her credit card for like literally everything, it sucks. She has never had Dunkin Donuts. Except that ONE time and she didn't like it. It was too sweet. X. We are talking about how she might need to pay the fine and quarantine. Gosh. She better get those results back! There is a convenient trash can near the drive through exit. This is stunning. Things are so different in 'Murica! She finds this a novel concept that should be put in place in Canada. Yet, why would they do it? These strange American creatures...probably because they don't want you to throw shit out your window onto the highway...like you did earlier.
Saint Vagterial Bactorrhea is really feeling green. It's her fAvORitE color. Right now... "That's actually pretty good!"
Will drink 2 pass muster?
Yes INDEEDY Lemon-Z-y! This is way better than Tim Horton's! WHERE WERE WE GOING!? Oh that's right Plattsburg!
We're on the road again! We've driven past a trailer park - manufactured homes, mobile homes, modular, what have you. She has NEVER seen one before. X. It is so WEIRD.
Let's take a moment to laugh at the less economically advantaged. Ha ha! Wage slaves!
Sorry, sorry. Almost out of her system. Voice for Women and all that. "Trailer park culture of America". NO SING NADER SONG!
<Snip Chantal sperging about how much it sucks to have to get a test and explaining US health care!>
We may get Chipotle, maybe. Look there's a LOT of food. She isn't going to sit around for hours that's why we are driving in heavy snowfall to Plattsburg to Beeze. She is rapid-cycling between topics. BUMP. Chantal is shocked by the number of churches and flags in 'Murica. People in Canada are NOT as patriotic as her. She is asking how people could have survived churning butter, having sex, and going to church. SO BORING. Yawn. We're going to try another menthol cigarette!
"WOAH TRAILER PARK! Sweet!" According to Chantal they do not have trailer parks in Leafland. (lolwut?). "Why do people live in trailers" (lolwut?) "I went to a psychic once and she lived in a trailer" You just said...Inside the psychic's trailer was just like a house. It was weird. It was pretty cool.
"Why do people want to live in a trailer? Is it mobile? Can you like pick up your house and move it around??"
<Snip several minutes of mobile home sperging>
NO SING!
"'Murica!" We need to have Texas Roadhouse for a dinner. Well maybe not. Gosh this is boring isn't it VIB? Big sigh. No music today. We are being patient, and calm, and waiting for our results. X. She would probably have been more prepared, well, maybe...had she known she would have been stuck in the USA. She is okay with it right now though, it's totally fine. She doesn't mind. Her hotel wasn't actually horrible guys, not like crappy crappy hotel the bed was pretty comfortable.
She allegedly had plans with someone today. She was going to get a rental car today too! She had to cancel everything...she has plans this weekend! Maybe Quebec City! It's very Eurobeeze adjacent. We were going to go clubbing. Maybe. It would be SOoOo fun! Like Sunday! CLUB BEEZE! WooOooO! X. NO SING!
Teriyaki chicken stir fry sounds good right now. MmmmmMmmMM! NO SING NADER SONG!
<BUFFERING!>
So About Nader Time: 0:00.0
PS: The donut was "gross, sorry". RIP.
REECAP of BAD MOOD BEEZING (2022/03/01):
Going through some things...
We're back! Sort of. "Oh my god you guys I have so much facial hair!" One moment ladies and gentle gunts, we need to rip hairs out with our swarofiski crystals. A VIB asks what we're crying about now. "Nothing". X.
Chantal is still flying commando. She is now claiming to have washed her teeth though multiple times she has stated there is no brushing of teeth, no tooth of the brushing, that exists. HOLD ON! "I've learned all my lessons." X.
"I just I just want to break down. I am going through something else I cannot tell you right now. So that's just adding an extra fucking layer of shit." She is being EMOTIONALLY and MENTALLY TORTURED! It is LIKE TORTURE! We're staring at the parking lot listening to SCP-400+ sniffle and snort into tissues.
<Insert Dead Air>
"Every time I cry from now on it's going to be off camera because nobody deserves to see me cry." Ma'am you're crying right... "There's reasons and it's not controllable right now" Nader. Anyway! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FIRST!?
Oh.
"How am I supposed to process my feelings? I'll just go more crazy." ()
She's not okay. SHE. IS. THE. VICTIM!
"I missed my therapy because I forgot to update my number."
It's so HARD. EVERYTHING IS SO HARD! Never crying on stream again. "I can't help it, it just happened, it's so embarassing" BLOoOooOoihHJoOoOoOOOOOooohoOooOO hoooooo snifflegrunt.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "OH SHUT UP" Who are you talking to Gunt? Okay! Okay we're fine! We're 17:05 in and we're FINE! This is OKAY! WE ARE DOING THS! We are going to TARGET!!!! The phone isn't charging properly so we aren't sure how long we get to go but LOOK WE ARE GOING. NOT CRYING! The VIB are encouraging her that there is weed everywhere, she could get toothpaste! Stuff! Fuck that!
NOT CRYING!
There's just some things she can't talk about and then...those things we already know about. Orly? It's just LACK OF SLEEP. Or coming down. "I miss my cats" Nader. "I am grieving my grandma" Nader. "Grieving this whole thing that's going on, legally, and just realizing it's really really really done" Bingo. "Nothing turned out like it was supposed to!"
"IT WILL NEVER CHANGE THIS IS JUST MY REALITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Let it all out Chimptal.
"What am I mourning a relationship that wasn't even a relationship?" NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT! NOTHING! NOT CRYING!!!!!!!
She is trying to think of other things, every MINUTE every single minute of the FUCKING DAY. It is HARD. SHE IS THE VICTIM! Zuper chats are pouring in. "Oh fuck I peed myself right now". (lolwut?) We should go spend money, let's go Beeze! NO NADER! Fuck that guy! If she has to stay another day we are going Dispensabeezin! The VIB are encouraging Chantal to do something to help stabilize her mood. GO AWAY.
SCP-400+ is preparing to adventure into the American Wilds of Upstate NY.
Oh no. Never mind. Totally not crying again. Nor are we deflecting from the real problem. Nader. EVERYTHING IS FINE!
Everything is perfectly fine... X.
We're having Just Another Manic Moment. VIB are growing further concerned. Chantal thinks she is fine, she just occasionally has problems. She is concerned the wig might blow off in the wind. Before we go in we need to fix the wig. It's important. People might be in a mall. Real people who aren't on the Internet and cannot be blocked. Lipstick and perfume will help. "I had two showers today, one for my fupa and one for my body".
"So there's this guy never mind" Nader? She is worried the card won't work, which is a safe bet, she's been having issues this entire trip and still hasn't done any form of currency exchange. WE NEED TO GET THINGS! A FEW THINGS! OH MY GOODNESS THE PHONE HAS ONLY 15% BATTERY! "What am I going to do?" Go in alone? Nah. We are going to sit in the car and try to charge the phone. Portable hugboxin' in the USA is difficult without her son always handy to keep devices properly charged.
"I don't feel good" She was excited to go shopping and NOW? NOW SHE DOES NOT WANT TO GO! So weird. So quirky. You know what? Fuck the mall! We are going to get FOOD! FIRST DINNER! She is so hungry, can't wait to eat. Chic' Fil-A!! Just like with Karlee and that fake ass Josh. Big sigh. Being an adult and doing adult things on your own can be really hard. You know? We don't even want to sing right now. Just driving along, chatting about all these weird stores we've never seen before in Canada like Auto Zone, or a bank. It's so interesting.
"I just I just want to break down. I am going through something else I cannot tell you right now. So that's just adding an extra fucking layer of shit." She is being EMOTIONALLY and MENTALLY TORTURED! It is LIKE TORTURE! We're staring at the parking lot listening to SCP-400+ sniffle and snort into tissues.
<Insert Dead Air>
"Every time I cry from now on it's going to be off camera because nobody deserves to see me cry." Ma'am you're crying right... "There's reasons and it's not controllable right now" Nader. Anyway! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FIRST!?
Oh.
"How am I supposed to process my feelings? I'll just go more crazy." (
) 
She's not okay. SHE. IS. THE. VICTIM!
"I missed my therapy because I forgot to update my number."
It's so HARD. EVERYTHING IS SO HARD! Never crying on stream again. "I can't help it, it just happened, it's so embarassing" BLOoOooOoihHJoOoOoOOOOOooohoOooOO hoooooo snifflegrunt.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "OH SHUT UP" Who are you talking to Gunt? Okay! Okay we're fine! We're 17:05 in and we're FINE! This is OKAY! WE ARE DOING THS! We are going to TARGET!!!! The phone isn't charging properly so we aren't sure how long we get to go but LOOK WE ARE GOING. NOT CRYING! The VIB are encouraging her that there is weed everywhere, she could get toothpaste! Stuff! Fuck that!
NOT CRYING!
There's just some things she can't talk about and then...those things we already know about. Orly? It's just LACK OF SLEEP. Or coming down. "I miss my cats" Nader. "I am grieving my grandma" Nader. "Grieving this whole thing that's going on, legally, and just realizing it's really really really done" Bingo. "Nothing turned out like it was supposed to!"
"IT WILL NEVER CHANGE THIS IS JUST MY REALITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Let it all out Chimptal.
"What am I mourning a relationship that wasn't even a relationship?" NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT! NOTHING! NOT CRYING!!!!!!!
She is trying to think of other things, every MINUTE every single minute of the FUCKING DAY. It is HARD. SHE IS THE VICTIM! Zuper chats are pouring in. "Oh fuck I peed myself right now". (lolwut?) We should go spend money, let's go Beeze! NO NADER! Fuck that guy! If she has to stay another day we are going Dispensabeezin! The VIB are encouraging Chantal to do something to help stabilize her mood. GO AWAY.
SCP-400+ is preparing to adventure into the American Wilds of Upstate NY.
Oh no. Never mind. Totally not crying again. Nor are we deflecting from the real problem. Nader. EVERYTHING IS FINE!
Everything is perfectly fine... X.
We're having Just Another Manic Moment. VIB are growing further concerned. Chantal thinks she is fine, she just occasionally has problems. She is concerned the wig might blow off in the wind. Before we go in we need to fix the wig. It's important. People might be in a mall. Real people who aren't on the Internet and cannot be blocked. Lipstick and perfume will help. "I had two showers today, one for my fupa and one for my body".
"So there's this guy never mind" Nader? She is worried the card won't work, which is a safe bet, she's been having issues this entire trip and still hasn't done any form of currency exchange. WE NEED TO GET THINGS! A FEW THINGS! OH MY GOODNESS THE PHONE HAS ONLY 15% BATTERY! "What am I going to do?" Go in alone? Nah. We are going to sit in the car and try to charge the phone. Portable hugboxin' in the USA is difficult without her son always handy to keep devices properly charged.
"I don't feel good" She was excited to go shopping and NOW? NOW SHE DOES NOT WANT TO GO! So weird. So quirky. You know what? Fuck the mall! We are going to get FOOD! FIRST DINNER! She is so hungry, can't wait to eat. Chic' Fil-A!! Just like with Karlee and that fake ass Josh. Big sigh. Being an adult and doing adult things on your own can be really hard. You know? We don't even want to sing right now. Just driving along, chatting about all these weird stores we've never seen before in Canada like Auto Zone, or a bank. It's so interesting.
Where are we going? There's American Panera! Never had none of that fancy American Panera before!
Oh my goodness! BUFFALO WILD WINGS! She has never had this before. Never! It's looking amazing! Should we go there instead? NO! WE WANT CHIKUM!
"Can I get a number 2, deluxe, with mayonnaise. Waffle fries and a small mac and cheese. Large fries. Large diet Dr. Pepper with EXTRA ice and 5 Chic Fil-A sauce!" She might have to user her credit card, but we're trying that debit card first because there are issues. The Canadian debit card is felted by the based teenager forced to behold the Gunt without protective gear to assist with masking the smell. RIP.
This sauce is just so smokey. MmMmm. CHEFS KISS!
So fresh. So hot. MmmmmMoOoOoommmmMYesssssssssssssss.
SO ABOUT NADER: No they haven't talked to each other, they literally ARE NOT ALLOWED TO! So you haven't tried? X. There's a NO CONTACT order. STOP ASKING.
Hmmm. Mmm? OMNOMNOMNOM.
For your perfect experience, add one packet of mayonnaise and one full container of Chic' Fil-A sauce. MmmMm MmMmmM HmMMhshhgsmsmmsmma mMMMMMM!MM!M!MMMMM!!! "Sorry....it's so good". Eating those feelings. Chantal is letting us know how enlightened she is, she doesn't have a problem with teh gheys. "Why does sexuality have to come up in a chicken franchise?"
Chantal is expounding on race relations and homosexuality. She wonders if there may be underlying cultural reasons for certain beliefs. She has noticed a pAttERN. Woketal. Here to educate the masses. Voice for Women. "Like, in some countries it's illegal." To stalk your ex? File false police reports? "You're allowed to believe what you want" Uh huh... "but to me it's an ignorant belief".
"I'm driving through America and there's Trump flags and trailers everywhere, you would laugh to." Very big of you Chinny.
<Snip Chantal Being wOkE on US Politics>
SO ABOUT NADER: He undermined and confused her! He made her constantly seek validation and support! This affected how she builds trust! She is so used to these untrustworthy relationships so she made her mistakes too with erratic behavior.
Still no results. REEE! This is so bullshit! She has to follow the procedure that the Canadian government has outlined! <BuFfEr Glitch>. Hic hic hiccup. She went to the clinic this morning. She wants to go home. She can't go to CVS and get a test for herself. Maybe we should drive back to the border area. Maybe the results will be in. Do we want to go to Target? And Torrid? WHAT DO WE WANT TO DO!? Go stalk Nader?
Be right back! Chantal needs to pee at the Chic' Fil-A. We're staying in the car. The car is unlocked.
Gasp GASP pant huff GASP! She left her puffer at home! Little wheezy! Just a smidgen! A tad. "I can't breathe" she is breathing just fine. Chantal has to go home to take BBJ to the vet. (
).It's a 2 hour and 55 minute drive back, She wants to get across the border. It's important. This is for BBJ. She wasn't prepared. The hotel said she had to wear a mask because it was on the inDiaN ReSerVE. The VIB point out that you don't need a mask in the mall. FUCK YEAH THE MALL! "Do you think we should go to the mall or what?" Oh. Fiscaltal needs to check her credit card. She might have to stay. WE NEED TO GO TO CANADA RIGHT NOW.
<Snip Chantal sperging over store names and 'Murica>
She's sorry she is in a bad mood. She just needs to cuddle the cats and smoke a joint! She might have to stay here again, in America, in the U-S-Of-A! She wants to be close to the border if she has to stay so she can go home ASAP!
<Snip Chantal counting the number of American flags she sees & raging at traffic lights> MURICA!
NO SING!
She isn't sure if we get to drive with her the full way. She is just tired. Maybe she can go by the clinic aga- NO SING NADER SONG!
Chantal is totally going to e-mail her therapist to set up a different appointment. She just can't enjoy anything. WHY IS SHE LETTING HER JOY IN LIFE BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HER? WhY!? Being happy is maybe a figment of her imagination! The Great Leafland Fupallo is philosophizing on happiness, what it means, and how it impacts her. She isn't coming down. She isn't facing the dark voices that lurk in the folds of her neck fat, whispering in the night...
"I would give anything for fried mushrooms right now."
NO SING NADER SO-
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So About Nader Time: Look this isn't about Nader...OKAY!? X.
- Joined
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Getting real "Fatal Attraction," innit?
Chins shenanigans bring out the "filmmaker" in me...
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Todays superchats are just shy of 500 usd so far.
