Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[The Other Baldwin]

They deserve it for that ui change a year or so back.

They deserve it for that absolute waste of time "game" - and I say that knowing full well I can play it again for free.

For any of you Putinbros still mad that NATO would dare sell anti-tank missiles to kill some of your drunken tankers, just remember, you guys started it a long, long time ago...

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Ironically Putinbros. It's pretty well established by the regulars in here that we hate both sides unironically. This war was started by oligarchic sociopaths on both ends. Reddit\Twitter\Tards and Lolcows in the middle of all of it are what keeps us alive. We are rooting for them to keep pumping out the bullshit. What was I saying about Reddit emptying out in the afternoons...I forgot already.

I swear to God, the incessant need to create these pointless juvenile analogies to a complex geopolitical situation is leading the vociferously pro-Ukraine people to a kind of madness.

They're totally unwilling or unable to look at this event as it actually is, rather than the contrived mental model they've invented.

Keeps it entertaining though. I actually have to use analogies like that to explain political intricacies to 'tards and women to make topics more digestible. Parents do this with children all the time. Which explains why it works on the left so well...and apparently Ukraine.

 

[Matt Damon]

I want to believe that, and really hope that's the case. On the other hand....well the Russian record with nuclear saftey is bad enough that I could see it being the case.

But you don't put your controls on the internet in ANY industry, much less a nuclear power plant.

I'm thinking of just how many ways I could easily kill some poor floor worker over the internet even in some gay little manufacturing facility.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

So, what's the current possibility of this escalating into WW3?

Alternatively, how likely is it that this winds up making WW3 impossible? What's going to stop globohomo then?

Only if Taiwan gets attacked by China.
Xi may be using the current situation in Russia to test the waters.
OR, if American/NATO boots step into Putin's backyard. So that means that all the European Union can do is send thoughts and prayers to Ukraine, and a few boxes full of ammo.

 

[Collections Agent]

It's ok guys Ukraine might lose this one even though their military force is entirely made of superhumans because Russia is literally Thanos, but they will win in the end in Ukraine Invasion 2: Endgame

 

[Dave_Ph]

bro wtf did my parents get me into
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Oh nooos.
Kids in cages
Don't worry little buddies AOC will cry for you

 

[Observotron]

So, what's the current possibility of this escalating into WW3?

Alternatively, how likely is it that this winds up making WW3 impossible? What's going to stop globohomo then?

If I'm being optimistic, It's far more likely to result in at least a few more years of the Cold War 2 before that happens.

 

[LUNEKO]

So, what's the current possibility of this escalating into WW3?

Alternatively, how likely is it that this winds up making WW3 impossible? What's going to stop globohomo then?

NATO pussied out (thankfully) made an official statement that they didn't want to go to war with Russia, so hopefully the possibility of nuclear warfare has dropped significantly, however EU nations might be planning something different outside of NATO but i doubt it'd be a full blown war, also we have yet to figure out if Belarus will actually join or not but its such a vassal state of Russia that i don't think it'll change the situation much.
If Russia stops with only annexing the eastern half of Ukraine it could be that we will have a bit more peace for a couple of years as they sort that, if they go full ham and annex the whole of Ukraine we gon' get thread content for the whole summer if we don't get nuked

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

So, what's the current possibility of this escalating into WW3?

Alternatively, how likely is it that this winds up making WW3 impossible? What's going to stop globohomo then?

You should put all your early 2000's anime in the coombunker just to be safe.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I'm not sure what any of this is supposed to prove. I never said Ukraine doesn't have the right to receive Javelins. I bring them up so the retarded Ukroposters here have some sort of understanding why the Russian army isn't seeing a zero-loss, perfect victory in 1 day like they seem to believe is required for a military to be considered "winning the war".

Nobody, even the pro-Ukraine western media is saying that the Russians won't win militarily eventually. But if you think this progress is all "part of the plan" you're nuts. As I've said many times before, NATO is taking note. Your army would be halfway back to the Urals if they fought this fight against NATO. It'd be a turkey shoot.

So yes, celebrate your victory over your retarded brother who weighs 100lb less than you. Just know that every serious military person is holding their hands over their mouth in utter shock at how little has changed in your army since the cold war. You guys are a fucking joke. If you didn't have nukes you'd cease to exist.

 

[Cynically Insane]

The sanest checkmark take that I have seen yet:

https://twitter.com/bgmasters/status/1498775887017357315

 

[Meat Target]

So, what's the current possibility of this escalating into WW3?

Alternatively, how likely is it that this winds up making WW3 impossible? What's going to stop globohomo then?

We're in Clown World. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

 

[PittyKitty]

NATO pussied out (thankfully) made an official statement that they didn't want to go to war with Russia, so hopefully the possibility of nuclear warfare has dropped significantly, however EU nations might be planning something different outside of NATO but i doubt it'd be a full blown war, also we have yet to figure out if Belarus will actually join or not but its such a vassal state of Russia that i don't think it'll change the situation much.
If Russia stops with only annexing the eastern half of Ukraine it could be that we will have a bit more peace for a couple of years as they sort that, if they go full ham and annex the whole of Ukraine we gon' get thread content for the whole summer if we don't get nuked

Its not about what Russia has now, its about what Russia will take in the future.


This is why all ex Warsaw pact countries fleed and wanted to join NATO.

Edit i edited so much cuz im drunktard.

 

[Willie Thrills]

If you didn't have nukes you'd cease to exist.

 

[Sammich]

But you don't put your controls on the internet in ANY industry, much less a nuclear power plant.

I'm thinking of just how many ways I could easily kill some poor floor worker over the internet even in some gay little manufacturing facility.

Didn't stuxnet have to be physically installed into the Iranian nuclear facility? I mean, i always assumed nuclear shit was air gapped at the very least.
(I think it was Iranian, my memory isn't great)

 

[evrae]

Big if true

https://twitter.com/AnonUkraine_/status/1498773498713497600

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This is apparently just an online monitoring tool for a particle accelerator apparently.
https://twitter.com/Deadly_Laser/status/1498797038443524097
A bit silly to claim it as hacked as well since it seems to be a publicly available system anyways?

Quite concerning though to see retards in the replies telling them to blow it up (thinking it's a nuclear reactor, of course), people truly are deranged.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

But you don't put your controls on the internet in ANY industry, much less a nuclear power plant.

I'm thinking of just how many ways I could easily kill some poor floor worker over the internet even in some gay little manufacturing facility.

That would be peak slav logic. I can only hope they learned from the colonial pipeline shit.

 

[Dom Cruise]

NATO pussied out (thankfully) made an official statement that they didn't want to go to war with Russia, so hopefully the possibility of nuclear warfare has dropped significantly, however EU nations might be planning something different outside of NATO but i doubt it'd be a full blown war, also we have yet to figure out if Belarus will actually join or not but its such a vassal state of Russia that i don't think it'll change the situation much.
If Russia stops with only annexing the eastern half of Ukraine it could be that we will have a bit more peace for a couple of years as they sort that, if they go full ham and annex the whole of Ukraine we gon' get thread content for the whole summer if we don't get nuked

For the last 2 years we've had to live with the climate of fear surrounding Covid, now we have to live with fear of nuclear war.

It's all so tiresome...

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Your army would be halfway back to the Urals if they fought this fight against NATO. It'd be a turkey shoot.

Damn bro I don't think I can say anything in response to this hypothetical with a trillion potential factors. You got me.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Big if true

https://twitter.com/AnonUkraine_/status/1498773498713497600

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I kind of doubt this. Most countries used air-gapped systems for Nuke plants. Even if it is true, this is basically just asking for another Chernobyl.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Dunno if this was posted yet but this is the final texts between a Russian soldier and his mom.

Fucked me up


Edit: Apparently fake. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. /sneed