Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[What the shit]

So Kiwis, how do we kill Putin?

We don’t fucktard.

 

[Oxous]

RT now claims 498 Russian soldiers KIA and 1,597 WIA in the conflict thus far, citing the Ministry of Defense for the numbers.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

 

[ZMOT]

Also when did Kiev become Keeeeev? It's Kee-ev not fucking Keeeeeev. I'm not a slavic snow nigger, get the fuck out with that shit.

pretty sure that's a joke to shit on the new "more sensitive" name everyone's trying to push.

 

[Observotron]

Here's a bit of an optimistic article (Of course take with a grain of salt).

Lavrov says Russia wants list of weapons that can never be deployed in Ukraine (Reuters)​

While the title leaves it out, it seems like Russia is willing to accept Zelenskiy as the President of Ukraine.

"Lavrov said Russia recognised President Volodymyr Zelenskiy as Ukraine's leader and welcomed as a "positive step" the fact that Zelenskiy wanted to receive security guarantees."

 

[LUNEKO]

But I was assured the entire planet would join us in an embargo of Russia.

Earlier post mentioned how half of the food the entire middle east consumes comes from Russia and Ukraine.
If any of them join the embargo they will literally drop dead due to starvation because apparently they are too retarded or their land is too scorched from American bombs to produce enough to maintain their population.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Give me 80k NATO soldiers, predominantly US and UK, plus airpower, and your army of filthy mongrels would be completely annihilated. Utterly and completely.

There it is.

"HEY GUYS THE RUSSIAN ARMY ARE RETARD PUSSIES! IF WE GET INTO A WAR WITH THEM WE'LL WIN SUPER EASILY! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE VIDEOS!"

I don't want to go to war with Russia over some shithole on the other side of the world that has nothing to do with me in the slightest.

Nobody gives a shit how "easy" it will be. If completely annihilating Russia would only result in a sprained pinkie finger casualty on the NATO side, it is already too costly.

If Russia makes actual moves on Poland, if Russia is the giant pussies you claim they are, we can stomp them into the dirt. But Ukraine ain't Poland, Ukraine ain't NATO. They could have relinquished the contested territories and joined NATO, or they could have cozied up to Russia. They chose neither option, and now they're getting raped in the ass because of that.

It's unfortunate, but this is the outcome they chose.

I don't give a shit how retarded the Russian military is, I do not want my countrymen dying halfway across the world just to protect a natural gas reserve.

 

[AnaphylacticShock]

Here's a bit of an optimistic article (Of course take with a grain of salt).

Lavrov says Russia wants list of weapons that can never be deployed in Ukraine (Reuters)​

While the title leaves it out, it seems like Russia is willing to accept Zelenskiy as the President of Ukraine.

That would be absolutely retarded on Russia's part to keep a western controlled jewish puppet in power...so it might be true.

 

[marfusha]

Just saw a russian army's breefing. They've announced their casualties for the first time. 498 dead and 1597 wounded.

 

[Getting tard comed]

A 1% casualty rate with a .25 loss rate.. idk...

 

[LaxerBRO]

Why is this number too low?

Edit: The number is within reasonable estimates imo considering the history of recent wars, the speed at which they are advancing, and the knowledge the Russians should have of Ukranian hardware. While .2% losses seems a bit low for an attacking force it is plausible. It's oddly specific.

We should be looked at Russian obituaries and funeral services for a better number.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

And Russia does?

Russians are currently dunking on their fellow slavs who have a hate boner for them, who have been equipt and trained by NATO and I think they hold the 2nd largest army (or was it France?) in Europe, Russia being 1st.

Yea you don't get points for dunking on Arabs, Israel kicked the shit out of multiple Arab nations at once and that was before they were a proper ally to the US. Arabs are just shit.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

We should be looked at Russian obituaries and funeral services for a better number.

Based on the footage and photos I've seen, a lot of bodies aren't going to be making it back to Russian soil for awhile, if ever.

 

[Breadbassket]

Russian numbers station S06 "The Russian Man" broadcasting during the war. It is operated by the G.R.U. (Russian Foreign Military Intelligence Agency).

 

[Very_sad_man]

Just saw a russian army's breefing. They've announced their casualties for the first time. 498 dead and 1597 wounded.

I don't believe them, I think they're lying just like the Ukrainians.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

There it is.

"HEY GUYS THE RUSSIAN ARMY ARE RETARD PUSSIES! IF WE GET INTO A WAR WITH THEM WE'LL WIN SUPER EASILY! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE VIDEOS!"

I don't want to go to war with Russia over some shithole on the other side of the world that has nothing to do with me in the slightest.

Nobody gives a shit how "easy" it will be. If completely annihilating Russia would only result in a sprained pinkie finger casualty on the NATO side, it is already too costly.

If Russia makes actual moves on Poland, if Russia is the giant pussies you claim they are, we can stomp them into the dirt. But Ukraine ain't Poland, Ukraine ain't NATO. They could have relinquished the contested territories and joined NATO, or they could have cozied up to Russia. They chose neither option, and now they're getting raped in the ass because of that.

It's unfortunate, but this is the outcome they chose.

I don't give a shit how retarded the Russian military is, I do not want my countrymen dying halfway across the world just to protect a natural gas reserve.

Nor do I, of course. But the Russofags in this thread are, in their coping and seething, making it seem like it's been nothing but smooth sailing and "all part of the plan" for Russia. Anyone with the barest hint of military knowledge knows otherwise by now. Their army is struggling to beat a much smaller, less technologically advanced version of their own. It's a clownshow of epic proportion.

 

[Kane Lives]

A 1% casualty rate with a .25 loss rate.. idk...

Like everything else, take numbers published during the battle with a huge helping of salt.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Here's a bit of an optimistic article (Of course take with a grain of salt).

Lavrov says Russia wants list of weapons that can never be deployed in Ukraine (Reuters)​

While the title leaves it out, it seems like Russia is willing to accept Zelenskiy as the President of Ukraine.

Zelensky won't accept anything. He wants the US in. Doesn't matter how many Ukies die

 

[IKOL]

Ah you're a shitposter.

March 20th - April 6th 2003 = 6 days?

It's even worse.
He's Californian.

 

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I pray that's a troll account and not legitimately some dumb guinea hamplanet.