Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Butter Keks]

Caption reads “Don’t bomb the schools, there are children there!”

Right next to the stockpiles of weapons, the communications hub, the place where we interrogate people and one of our hospitals!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I was actually curious about how you deal with the yachts afterwards. Is there some sort of millionaire invited police auction?

Yeah, basically. Happens all the time, but often quietly because the prices are high.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

When this thread first started I said I would be very fucking ass-mad if I died in a thermonuclear war between a senile geriatric and a midget. God is fucking cruel, because it appears he might have sealed the deal with the goddamn gypsies to do it.

 

[Reddit Gold]

There are talks of re-introducing the death penalty in the Russian Federation. It seems Putin is not content with losing only his own head figuratively.

 

[TheTrumanShow]

Russians just have better opsec, apparently. But also they been banned from most of Twatter so the only place you can get the pro-RU side is from telegram or VK, which of us here don't go to begin with.

Here's another hilarious thing that was linked to me:
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Seems damning, but the Twitter account does not appear to exist, and I have no idea if the "original" video was ever posted anywhere. So probably fake.

The disinfo war is actually pretty insane.

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

The Globohomo voted to condemn Russia unsurprisingly, and a some of the abstains were from countries that already denounced them.
Still, it's entertaining because a lot of the Pro-Russia accounts I've been following have claimed only the west has a problem with this.
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>Syria

https://youtu.be/fJLx9hQXV1o

 

[BradCarter]

Yeah, basically. Happens all the time, but often quietly because the prices are high.

Geez I'd die of embarrassment if I showed up to yacht club with a discount seized yacht.

 

[IKOL]

Ok, what the fuck is even going on there at this point?
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Only lgbt guyse would not get.

 

[Butter Keks]

The US intelligence is one of the driving factors on why Ukraine is holding out as well as they are.

Gotta protect the grift.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Geez I'd die of embarrassment if I showed up to yacht club with a discount seized yacht.

Amusingly enough, and especially on the international scale, the yacht is often bought by a straw buyer and it ends up back in the hands of the oligarch; effectively a large fine.

 

[Fraiser crane]

>Puts opposition leader on house arrest and shuts down opposition media as soon as Biden enters office
>Uses Azov battalion to oppress Ethnic Russians in Donbas
>Freaks out once he realizes Russia is invading. Hands out military weapons to any civilian on the 3rd day of the conflict.
>Forcibly conscripts all men from 18-60.
>Blows up his own infrastructure to delay the inevitable.
>Probably plenty of Elfish behavior I'm unaware of.

Fuck this guy, he could've prevented a lot of the bloodshed.

Hmm based

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

So has any footage of drones being shot down been released? I've always thought the bigger ones would pretty much get rapidly turned to junk in an actual war, but this doesn't seem to be the case.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

And here I thought WW3 was gonna be started by a retard president sending a mean tweet to another.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Well, we know things are way behind because they haven't even taken fucking Kharkov yet. And they still somehow have not completely neutralized the tiny Ukrainian air force.

"Things are WAY behind guyz"

*less than a week in*

How about we wait until their supposed (I trust exactly jack and shit in this war tbh) expectation date to pass before saying "ZOMG RUSSIA TOTALLY BTFO!" especially given how 90% of the "Russian got TOTTALLY OWNED" shit is basically "Cool Story Bro" level Twitter shit.

Edit : Oh by the way those Twitter Shits that everyone is holding up as Ukraine totally beating the Vodka Niggers like Kangs comes from the same groups of people who told us

Covid 19 was the new Black Plague
Covid 19 wasn't created in a lab
Masks work
Vaccines work
Joe Biden is the most popular president ever
and
Trans Women are real Women.

Why the fuck anyone takes ANY of this at face value astounds me.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

Russian and Ukrainian diplomats are allegedly in Belarus for a new negotiation

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

And here I thought WW3 was gonna be started by a retard president sending a mean tweet to another.

No more mean tweets, just atomic fire.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

I heard talk that Bong Central was thinking of even deporting Russian citizens over this shitshow. Despicable.
>Suffer under muslim jihadi attacks and RAPE GANGS for decades *crickets*
>Russia vs. Ukraine boils over
"OMG FUCK THOSE RUSSIANS SMASH THEIR SHOPS, SMASH THEM UP, BETTER DEAD THAN RED"
Bongs once again showing how they're SUBJECTS and not citizens.

They aren't even red anymore.

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

These are good points. But it can still be used to pay smugglers/bypass the SWIFT hassle as only Russians can actually use the Ruble currently

This still doesn't make sense, as they will need to use the crypto as a store of value to then transfer it to the smuggler.

The actual blockchain is irrelevant here, they could be trading fucking gold coins and its the same idea.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Forcefully conscripting all your young people, civilians, to die pointlessly against the Russians while freeing criminals to use as canon fodder for media agitprop is pretty scummy.

Sounds almost similar to what the Democrats did during the 2020 election season.

Release all the thugs, intentionally make the justice system resemble something out of the Congo, lie blatantly through the media and allowing innocents to die and lose their livelihoods.

Speaking of which, this scene from a Russian movie over how they think of their enemies wanting to fuck them every now and then.

 

[BradCarter]

Russian and Ukrainian diplomats are allegedly in Belarus for a new negotiation

Belarus/Polish border unless they moved their planned meeting spot