Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[MrJokerRager]

Sounds like Vietnam.

I would say it's closer to the Iran and Iraq war since the Russian press answers to Putin and he has no moral issues hooking up the balls of a Russian dissident hippy to a car battery.

Iraq won the propaganda war but was btfo by Iran and Baghdad could have fallen a decade earlier if it wasn't for America and Germany giving them poison gas.

 

[Butter Keks]

costco

Kill yourself, Karen.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

A girl I dated briefly had one of those. It embedded its big-ass claw deeply enough into my hand that I had to grab the damn thing and twist it back out.

I'll never, ever understand you fucking cat people.

At this very moment I am nursing severe wounds from a cat bite that got infected almost immediately (despite being cleaned and dressed less than 10 mins afterward) and required intravenous antibiotics less than 24 hours later and probably will require another trip to the hospital by the end of the week. From a five pound cat of seething hate and fury.

I still love my kots, even the tiny she-devil. She had been abused by sandniggers before I took her in so she tends to over-react to any perceived threats. She reacts like a cat would when they're scared and feel threatened. She's on an extended time-out at the moment and I doubt she's get mad anytime soon.

If you know your adversary and can metaphorically walk a mile in their shoes you can deal with almost anyone and anything. She's a cat and I deal with her in ways she understands. She hates being isolated and is already modifying her behavior accordingly (but she's earned a extra long time out this time).

 

[Dave_Ph]

We talking ‘bout cats in here? Because the Bengal cat is the best cat breed hands down. Ultra-active, strangely loyal and want to always be your side, and even play fetch. Kind of like if you took the best parts of a cat and a dog and rolled them into one photogenic squishy kitty.

Had a cousin who owned a Russian Blue. She was a pretty standard nice kitty, but had an extremely long, healthy, and happy life. I just hate how clown world (nay, hell world) is demonizing anything with “Russian” in the name (or god forbid, harassment and violence against ethnically Russian people).

For people who think Kiwifarms (especially AnN) is some alt-right racist shithole, most of us are calling out harassment of ethnic Russians and this “freedom fries” BS. Goddamn we live in bizarre times.

My vet, the best cat only vet in the world, got 2 bengals. She had been a dedicated a dedicated color point owner . She told me that the personality on the bengals was great. That's a big thing for her her entire family adult family have Siamese cats.

It's all about how you treat them. I miss being able to go to the bathroom alone. I've never had an aloof cat.

I inherited a Lilac Colorpoint Siamese, Ragdoll and a Maine Coon from my neighbors.

 

[InwardsStink]

We talking ‘bout cats in here? Because the Bengal cat is the best cat breed hands down. Ultra-active, strangely loyal and want to always be your side, and even play fetch. Kind of like if you took the best parts of a cat and a dog and rolled them into one photogenic squishy kitty.

Had a cousin who owned a Russian Blue. She was a pretty standard nice kitty, but had an extremely long, healthy, and happy life. I just hate how clown world (nay, hell world) is demonizing anything with “Russian” in the name (or god forbid, harassment and violence against ethnically Russian people).

For people who think Kiwifarms (especially AnN) is some alt-right racist shithole, most of us are calling out harassment of ethnic Russians and this “freedom fries” BS. Goddamn we live in bizarre times.

It is literally impossible to be racist against Russians, they are white. They need to be genocided yesterday.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

My vet, the best cat only vet in the world, got 2 bengals. She had been a dedicated a dedicated color point owner . She told me that the personality on the bengals was great. That's a big thing for her her entire family adult family have Siamese cats.

It's all about how you treat them. I miss being able to go to the bathroom alone. I've never had an aloof cat.

I inherited a Lilac Colorpoint Siamese, Ragdoll and a Maine Coon from my neighbors.

Maine Coons are great, that's my 2nd choice if no Siberian.

 

[kuuu]

Drink Finnish vodka.

 

[A Logging Company]

Had a cousin who owned a Russian Blue. She was a pretty standard nice kitty, but had an extremely long, healthy, and happy life. I just hate how clown world (nay, hell world) is demonizing anything with “Russian” in the name (or god forbid, harassment and violence against ethnically Russian people).

"Freedumb Bluez" feels too Bush era. They'll probably push "Democratic Blue" or "Equity Blue."

 

[Dave_Ph]

At this very moment I am nursing severe wounds from a cat bite that got infected almost immediately (despite being cleaned and dressed in less than 10 mins afterward )and required intravenous antibiotics less than 24 hours later and probably will require another trip to the hospital by the end of the week. From a five pound cat of seething hate and fury.

I still love my kots, even the tiny she-devil. She had been abused by sandniggers before I took her in so she tends to over-react to any perceived threats. She reacts like a cat would when they're scared and feel threatened. She's on an extended time-out at the moment and I doubt she's get mad anytime soon.

If you know your adversary and can metaphorically walk a mile in their shoes you can deal with almost anyone and anything. She's a cat and I deal with her in ways she understands. She hates being isolated and is already modifying her behavior accordingly (but she's earned a extra long time out this time).

That"s the trick. Learn about cats, they ain't dogs and if you don't have Petsburgers they are amazing.

 

[Richardface]

Drink Finnish vodka.

Finns are Asiatic ice gnomes who larp as Russians

 

[Honored guest]

You just know the people pulling this can’t wait to try it on their own citizens. Just cancel payment processors the minute they do/say something they aren’t allowed to.

They already have just look at Canada, there is still millions in assets currently frozen because the peasants had the audacity to speak up against their betters.

 

[glib]

"Freedumb Bluez" feels too Bush era. They'll probably push "Democratic Blue" or "Equity Blue."

Ukranian blue

 

[Kane Lives]

You just know the people pulling this can’t wait to try it on their own citizens. Just cancel payment processors the minute they do/say something they aren’t allowed to.

Can't wait for the pikachu faces when this power is inevitably turned on ordinary citizens who happen to disagree with the Party-approved zeitgeist.

 

[Richardface]

Kyle (@SmeefSmohnson)

trying to explain to a ukrainian soldier who's nickname translates to "Super Hitler" that i can't fight without my hormone pills

nitter.net

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Speaking of vodka and other Russian products, I am genuinely concerned I may never be able to get Russian razor blades again. Which is terrible, because they're infinitely better than non-Russian razor blades. Well, except Japanese feather, but those are slightly terrifying.

So I just ended up buying 200 Astra SPs for like 20 bucks a couple days ago.

 

[Dave_Ph]

If we're fucking up Russia's people as badly as it looks we'll be losing our utilities and pipelines soon .

Let's Go Brandon

 

[Diet Purple Pepsi]

The best professor I ever had was a sweet old Russian lady. Always happy to talk about her country's history and culture in lessons and outside of class, always eager to help out, everyone loved her and said she was like the Russian grandma they never had. We were at some outdoor event on campus, I brought my dog and she offered her a little bite of sushki before scritching her ears and saying sweet things to her in Russian (because according to her, animals know all languages as long as you speak to them with love)
Hate the government all you want, but don't point that shit at the Russian people.

 

[gang weeder]

The best professor I ever had was a sweet old Russian lady. Always happy to talk about her country's history and culture in lessons and outside of class, always eager to help out, everyone loved her and said she was like the Russian grandma they never had. We were at some outdoor event on campus, I brought my dog and she offered her a little bite of sushki before scritching her ears and saying sweet things to her in Russian (because according to her, animals know all languages as long as you speak to them with love)
Hate the government all you want, but don't point that shit at the Russian people.

Russians are pretty racist racist and homophobic, at least by today's standards. Of course, that's a bonus in my book. But it's funny to see all the shitlibs saying this when, if those people were the same except they happened to be US citizens instead of Russian, those same shitlibs would consider them to be evil subhuman Trump-supporting nazis.

 

[Richardface]

I haven't seen any Sean Penn updates assume he's encircled in Kiev?

 

[BeautifulCancer]

Speaking of Big Floppa I hope Gosha/Gregory (his real name) doesn't get bombed.

He was actually born in Kiyv.

I hope he gets fucking eaten by the Russian soldiers on fucking tape, to finally put an end to this fucking meme