r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[maguyver16]

Unless people are Ex-Military, or have relevant skills, this is such a bad idea...

Good luck to them though I guess.

Aren't some of the Tranchers ex-military?

 

[Sandraker]

Its a big difference between the self mutilation where your dick is suppose to be and several bullet hole wounds and neither of those heal instantly when you wrap a bandage around it for 3 seconds.

 

[Jasper2K]

Good send all these idiots to the frontlines. It will be a harvest.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Someone has to block the Russian bullets. Let those idiots go to the front line. They wil be perfect targets.

 

[Pargon]

Some people do actually enjoy it, remember there was some american guy who went out to syria to fight ISIS and was uploading videos of himself in gunfights enjoying himself while people next to him were having their heads blown apart

apparently he claimed to be a battlefield medic because he watched youtube videos on surgery and bought a medkit off amazon lol

think he ended up dying in afghanistan

that however isn't how it'll be for plebbit trannies

There was also PissPigGranddad who went to fight with the YPG in Raqqa, and actually did semi-regularly post about it on Twitter. He also seemed to have taken the shit seriously and to hear him tell it his decision was more of a “my life isn’t going anywhere anyway so why the fuck not”, which is a common mindset of people who enlist in the military writ large. Either way he’s an outlier, as someone who didn’t crow about agreeing to fight in a foreign war, and rather just decided to go and do the thing.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Wow, what a dumb fucking idea, Fat Redditors wanna LARP and are just going to get into the way. Unless you got legit military experience (combat MOS not a truck driver) you are just going to be a problem. I spent bunch of time in military and went into combat zones in Iraq and we wanted nothing to do with National Guard. They just had no real experience and training was shit — and these fucks are even worse. They will take pictures of them and get used to get donations and that is it. Without speaking the language you really can not do shit with them.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Thank you for starting my day with a sustained LOL

 

[Ponzo]

They are so retarded that they believe Wikipedia links about the Azov Batallion are "russian trolls"

 

[Knight of the Rope]

But I thought Ukraine was totally winning. Or at least that's the impression one gets from looking at the Reddit front page. Why would an army that's got those pesky Ruskies totally on the ropes be begging for literally anyone for the love of God please to join some 'International Legion'?

 

[Parce Que]

So this is just like reddit island, but with the possibility of redditors actually dying?
Sounds good to me.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Must be hard being trans and joining a war, with the 41% debuff on headshot probability.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

This is so quintessentially Reddit. I love it.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

Is this some 4d chess version of tranny suicide or do these morons with no combat experience, no knowledge of how to use a gun, no anything you would need to go to war, think they won't be the first to get blown away by a tank?

 

[What the shit]

The most important question is who out of millions of Redditors will be retarded enough to do such a thing?

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

The Russians should be funding this and shuttling as many of them out there as possible. Let these idiots loose on Ukraine and all their TikTok/twitter/reddit posts with information about who is hiding where and what's going on would be invaluable.

The Ukrainians would be terrified of these American land whales and trannies, psychological warfare at its finest.

 

[Wesley Willis]

I want to buy these people plane tickets to the West Bank.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The most important question is who out of millions of Redditors will be retarded enough to do such a thing?

Some Reddit retard will and will be some hero to them. Dude just behind the lines taking GoPro footage of explosions and acting like he know what is going on. He will make sure you see his AK, all the while just being a useless mouth for their army to feed.

It’s a vanity project

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

Some Reddit retard will and will be some hero to them. Dude just behind the lines taking GoPro footage of explosions and acting like he know what is going on. He will make sure you see his AK, all the while just being a useless mouth for their army to feed.

It’s a vanity project

He won't be some hero. He'll be an hero.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Ah, so you are experienced in micromanaging a ridiculous amount of bullshit, welcome to the Quartermaster Corps. Here is your complimentary medal for signing up to die for someone elses country o7 🎖

Honestly being a quartermaster sounds like a cozy post. Just sitting back at base doing inventory and fiddling with firearms all day.

 

[TayandYou]

It's mostly larping, at least I hope it is for their sakes. Many of them seem to have a pitiable understanding of the conflict as a whole, and under some delusion that anybody showing concern for their safety or saying Ukrainians are anything but saints is a Russian troll. They don't know what the fuck they are getting themselves into and if they somehow went through with their plans they'd get shot by Azov members before they even made it to the front. The saddest part is that it's not as if a couple dozen terminal redditors are going to be able to make any significant difference.

If they're stupid enough to try anyway, I hope they'd livestream it at least so we'd get some decent combat footage.