r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[Det. Sipovich]

Imagine actually wanting to get a piece of hot Slav-on-Slav action.

 

[Ninon42]

....because when you're in an actual warzone, what you really want to do is paint your weapons with bright colors instead of camouflage. I'm sure nothing will go wrong. Fuck it, you might as well wear your bright pink fursuit into battle as well.

Let's see the 1st Troon Diaperfur Battalion on the front line! Speaking of, has anyone seen Rioley lately? His thread's been awfully quiet and he'd be the perfect candidate for the Reddit mercenaries.

Better yet, imagine signing up, realizing how deep they are in shit, and attempting the same BS that gets them out of trouble in the U.S.

"Look! I am unresponsive! I am not interacting with you! I therefore uncooperative and too difficult to deal with and you should simply ignore me and let me go back to my country and... and... I'D LIKE TO TALK TO THE GENERAL!!!"

"DO NOT PERCEIVE ME! I AM NEURODIVERSE! As a white cisheteronorm*shots fired* *blessed silence*

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Lmao all these anti gun fags are now full on Allah Akbar mode.

 

[Slap47]

I'm sure the Ukrainian government will give all of their drone pilot jobs to disabled random foreigners with no experience in anything.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Why are you having a tantrum and shitting up the thread
edit: Damn im too slow

I think xir is a secret tranny who is assmad because of this thread.

 

[maguyver16]

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I'm sure the Ukrainian government will give all of their drone pilot jobs to disabled random foreigners with no experience in anything.

So what, is she retarded or something? Or is it a Hotwheels situation?

At least specify in what way you cant operate.

EDIT: alright it got me

 

[CiaphasCain]

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I'm sure the Ukrainian government will give all of their drone pilot jobs to disabled random foreigners with no experience in anything.

I refuse to believe that's a real post. The "Do you think it matters that my license is expired" and the "I can Uber food to soldiers" parts are too ridiculous.

 

[Ratoyan]

Thank you mods
I just want to see Jace's fear of a Trannycopter come into reality, that's all I want
Semper Fidelis

 

[Divine right to rule]

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I'm sure the Ukrainian government will give all of their drone pilot jobs to disabled random foreigners with no experience in anything.

Obvious troll is obvious. How could you fall for that?
You should have known as soon as "closest ally".

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I refuse to believe that's a real post. The "Do you think it matters that my license is expired" and the "I can Uber food to soldiers" parts are too ridiculous.

Wait, you made it past "Nazis invading our closest ally"?

 

[Klokateer636]

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I'm sure the Ukrainian government will give all of their drone pilot jobs to disabled random foreigners with no experience in anything.

Roll in the fucking Wheelchair unit.

 

[Canoodler]

I can't wait until reports come out that some redditards got killed in Ukraine.

 

[Black Yoshi]

What if Gunt goes to Ukraine?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Roll in the fucking Wheelchair unit.

101st Airborne Dilators reporting for duty, XIR!

 

[Big Green]

This is hysterical, every single post has something to laugh at. Why is reddit like this?

 

[Black Yoshi]

Some already start to realize that it's just a big LARP
"I am totally gonna smash the fash"
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I so can't wait for the Internet Historian episode on this.

 

[CiaphasCain]

I can't wait until reports come out that some redditards got killed in Ukraine.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-volunteersforukraine.113841/post-11318282

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-volunteersforukraine.113841/post-11318088

It's already happening.

 

[Ratoyan]

Roll in the fucking Wheelchair unit.

Transformers roll out

 

[Nointey]

Who's willing to bet the "Reddit battalion" will all have been gunned down within a week after wrongfully assuming the Russian Colonel was actually "Keanu Reeves wholesome"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I don't give a good God damn about the Russia v Ukraine thread, but this thread has some great lol potential.

They guy in the first screenshot of the op reminds me of Sam Hyde from his 2070 paradigm shift when he lists his accomplishments.