Oil change and NEW wipers! The wait is at least 25 minutes.
Huzzah.
<Snip boring VIB bullshit>

We've made it inside! We're getting that oil change and all the new windshield wipers! The gentleman is advising that the last time we went to get the snow tires and do all that maintenance, that we didn't really get all the filters changed and that the oil is well over a year old. More maintenance than we originally needed. The guys here all totally want her. SO HAWT.
Hold Beeze! Need to check our bank account!
Totally not broke!
Look we may not know how much money there is in the bank, and we may not know if we have enough of a buffer, but we are GOING TO SEPHORA! Lip gloss is needed.
<Snip boring VIB bullshit>
"My credit card is maxed." The VIB aren't sure how this happened because they don't actually pay attention to anything Chantal does. The mechanics keep coming back. There's a problem with her tranny.
Ramona? Oh no...transmission. It needs a flush. We're going through prices that Fiscaltal already knows but has neglected in favor of a single order of Door Dash. The mechanic is trying to be helpful and friendly, we need to SEPHORA BEEZE. Tee-hee gigglesnort!

WE ARE FREE! LET'S GO SHOPPPPPPPIINNNNGGG!!!!!!!!
NO SING!
We're going to make stir fry and cannabutter. The butter is going to take a while. We're getting hongry for Second Dinner. It's been a few hours and SCP-400+ requires sustenance.
NO SING NADER SONG!
BBJ is all good and
SAM IS NEXT! He is going to the vet! He is going to the groomer! RESPONSIBLE PET OWNERSHIP!
NO SING! Chantal is going to be a cougar. She knows it. We are enumerating the Glow Up 2022 List that is the same as the Glow Up 2021, 2020, 2019, 201- you get the point.
NO SING NADER SONG! Madonna video is coming soon, featuring the Skinwalker Wig. SHE LOVES IT! Going to BATHTUB BEEZE! She loves it! She adores this! Chantal needs older men than Roman, he is just her friend. We're locking the car this time...
"I need to get some hair fibers." Hold Beeze, we're in SEPHORA!

So...about those hair fibers.

Acquired! She forgot to take the protective seal off but that's an easy fix with those piggy little chompers. BEHOLD THE RETURN OF THE FIBERS! There will be no more discussion of the bald spots she shaved (

) later and are only shorter for that reason (

).
Lovely.

You know what? Chimptal hates hair fibers. Let's just slide on that cancer cap over these stupid dumb fibers that just don't seem to be working right. Stupid fibers. Her hair just needs to be longer, then they'll work right! What else did we get with the $100 spent at Sephora instead of on required maintenance for the KIA?

More eyelashes!

Green swarofiski crystal earrings!

We really need some hair that is glued on and can't fall out or off.

So much better.
Where are we going NEXT!? Home? Let's go home. It's been such a busy day and we seriously need to make butter! BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We fell, something happened. Where are we? What is this? "Sorry guys" oh no...there's a smell. WE ARE IN THE FUPA.
NO SING! We are stuck in the folds of the Fupa and Chantal is singing her own song about how we're going home. We're still in the Fupa!
HELP! SEND HALP! She is singing the Nader song.
"I am so sorry for subjecting you to under Fupa driving."
We will go out TOMORROW. During the day.
Halp. We're parking, we're parking! No fuck it's a light. Chantal is upset she lost her phone in the folds. This is upsetting for her. She cannot Beeze this way!
We're free!
"Were you guys here the whole time?"
PUT US BACK! PUT US BACK!

NooooOooo the LIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTt.
RIP BP Chat.

Chantal is confident that we can get the marijuana de-carbing and make this butter! Just need to catch our breath first. Gaspgasp hurplepuff gasp!

We just need a little protein break first.

Do not doubt the abilities of the mAgiCAL bUTtER and amethyst flower candle. Peasants.
We need to go make poopoo in the kitchen. She is calling Sam into the washroom with her.
F. Ultimately we're just going to need a new stream so we can keep this Beezaathon going!
<Snip Cat Deflection>
Do you think Chantal washed her hands? She didn't. GASP GASP PANTPANT! GASP!

New stream!? We gonna MAKE. THAT. BUTTER!