Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Dave_Ph]

Gas up another 20 cents today.

With Brandon you get rationing. So he can completely eclipse Carter.
Your day to get gas will be determined by the last character on your license plate

 

[Coccxys]

With Brandon you get rationing

To be fair a good year or so of proper food rationing would do wonders for the health of the nation.

 

[Honored guest]

When you see it

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If you go true digital camo it takes a fucking long time to apply. The article I linked earlier talking about the challenger had times of 4 days for traditional NATO cammo or 9 days to do a proper digital camo.

All types of camo matter much less *when you're on the freaking road* anyway.

 

[mr.moon1488]

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Unironically true since they're already serving as middlemen to help the Jews' no no nations get around sanctions.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

When has being forced to hold two diametrically opposed beliefs about one thing ever bothered them at all?

No. For example the same people who try to get shooting ranges shut down because of noise say there's no reason a civilian needs a silencer.

 

[Simpadoo]

> get yourself vaccinated
> then declare some organized vaccine conspiracy
> blame random US citizens for being communist and spreading communism
> then get in the bed with the russians

Yeah Cucker, people notice

Cucker probably works for the B team that want a to genocide huwites but at a slower pace than tranny-grade A team.

Still a glowie.

 

[diroama]

"Warning: Graphic video. This what happens when you give away weapons to civilians, without doing the appropriate checks. Most likely being attacked for looking like #chechen. #Ukraine"

https://twitter.com/raczylo/status/1499397560473055239

Lukasz Raczylo 🐭 on Twitter: "Warning: Graphic video. This what happ…

archived 3 Mar 2022 15:01:13 UTC

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Spoiler: NSFW FOOTAGE

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This video seems fake to me. I can't explain why somebody would bother doing that during a war, but the colour of the blood, the pointlessness of what he's doing, the way he holds the camera while messing one handed with the bag zip and the cinematic way it ends with off camera screams and gun shots just triggers my bullshit sensors.

 

[The Ancestor]

I can’t wait for the livestream of a village being shot and the guy behind the phone shouting how’s he just like Gamora from Infinity War

 

[Simpadoo]

Get ready to be disappointed, be Xi Jingping is more of the kind to manipulate and subvert and lobby until everyone in a country he wants is a pro-Beijing lap dog in his pocket. He’s not one for the army fighting.

It does? Well, the timing of all this seems too good to just be a streaming shuffle. Lions gate will just make this Fox’s Song of the South now.


Except that’s what a lot of people in the west actually believe now.

Most college graduates are communists, TBH.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Estonian cargo ship sinks in black sea after large blast. Make of it what you will

Ukraine: Estonian cargo ship sinks after blast in Black Sea

All six-crew members of the Helt have been saved after an explosion near Ukraine's port of Odesa.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Simpadoo]

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If only his social media venture wasn’t so lame…

 

[Reddit Gold]

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Does this mean Putin invaded Ukraine because he trooned out?

 

[The Last Boyscout]

When you see it
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is that Wingsofredemption? doubt he'll do better IRL than in vidya...

>gets scuffed by falling debris
>"ICANTTAKETHISSHITNOMORE!"
>throws gun in a hissy fit in some corner out of nerdrage and cries

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

My pal Mike reports that President Putin issued orders last week directing that his military forces do no damage to any of the four oil pipelines transversing Ukraine, of which three of the lines enter Ukraine from Russia and the fourth enters Ukraine from Belarus.

Mike reports that Putin's military and political takeover of Ukraine would end any money Russia (was) required to pay Ukraine for its pipeline land routes through Ukraine. (The German Nordstream route does not pass through Ukraine.)

Mike reports that a Russian oligarch (unnamed) stressed to Putin that if Ukraine chooses to destroy the four land pipelines in retaliation for Russia's invasion, Russia's continued invasion would be pointless and should be withdrawn immediately because the primary objective of the invasion was use Ukraine as a free route to send oil Westward into Europe, and the two Nordstreams would not be needed afterall, ending all of the politics involved in Nordstream's operation costs and maintenance. The oligarch also warned that should Putin choose to remain in Ukraine after the four pipelines were destroyed by the Ukrainians, Russia would be forced to convert nearly the entirety of the male Ukrainian population into slave laborers to both rebuild the four pipelines as well as maintaining their slave status forever to serve solely as pipeline maintainers. The Oligarch stated to Putin that such a slave-state prospect could never be sustained, even if it was implemented.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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“Don't underestimate Joe's ability to FUCK things up.” - Obama

Biden is making Emperor Kaiser Wilhelm II look like Sun Tzu.

 

[Ultima Ratio Regum]

Day 8.

Some video updates and complements.

Odessa

More details on the Russian ships filmed on their way to the city:

Zaporizhia - Enerhodar

Mariupol

Kiev

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Single men who own cats are kinda gay.

Get a dog you niggers.

Dogs stink, literally eat shit, and bark for an hour every time the wind blows.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Only if you were cursed with the knowledge of indian lolcows..
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WTF, its a real video?

 

[draggs]

I'm guessing digital camo is supposed to be harder for the various modern digital targeting sensors to recognize and track than traditional camo pattern? Cus it sure is easier to spot with the naked eye than traditional camo