Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 40.0%

  • Total voters
    423
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Jose Baez is a stud.
 
So, I'm leaning towards not guilty on Doctor Fentanyl

Looool is this real life?
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That was a big moment in the defense attorney's opening statement, but it came so far into it that I can't help but think the jurors might have been zoned out and not caught the importance of it. I'm sure that would have happened to me had not Nick been there to emphasize what just happened.

This is gonna be a crazy case.
 
I am sure Anna will love Nicks' hot take that the jedi are a bunch of stasi pedos. I can't really say i can disagree with him.
 
I wonder how long he'll keep doing the unbreaded thing. It got old over a week ago.
I will take Unbreaded spam over the fucking Futa question every day of the year. There was a sharp decline in Balls or No Balls superchats that roughly corresponds with the Unbreaded segments. This is spicy enough to haze new guests without being outright degenerate.
 
I will take Unbreaded spam over the fucking Futa question every day of the year. There was a sharp decline in Balls or No Balls superchats that roughly corresponds with the Unbreaded segments. This is spicy enough to haze new guests without being outright degenerate.
"Balls or no balls" and other older memes have been getting rarer for a few months now. Probably a combination of the newer viewers who don't know about them and all the trial streams providing new jokes to drown out older ones.
 
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I am sure Anna will love Nicks' hot take that the jedi are a bunch of stasi pedos. I can't really say i can disagree with him.
Not even that spicy of a take, almost all fantasy boils down to either vigilantism run amuck or statist cops run amuck when you remove the movie lens of "it's okay cuz protagonist" Nick is correct here, but only if jedi are real, however fiction would be tedious as shit if the hero had to do a kyle rittenhouse trial that takes up 20x more time than the actual events everytime they defeat a villan or short cut due process.

ds9 has some relevant bits about the federation occasionally:
 
"Balls or no balls" and other older memes have been getting rarer for a few months now. Probably a combination of the newer viewers who don't know about them and all the trial streams providing new jokes to drown out older ones.
It also seems like it's been a while since he's interviewed anyone new. Most of the guests have been repeats.
 
Wish he'd do clips. I gave up listenig to him do superchats and toasts. The preview about the beheading sounded great.
At least time stamps.
If he doesn't get his shit together on this IMMEDIATELY
I am gonna throw some tendies on the floor.

If what I heard about Marilyn Manson is right and he was doing kinky stuff to that hot babe from West World I'm gonna need a description of that on a loop and a box of tissues.

Cukture clash. He kmows Evan Rachel Wood from the Frozen voice over but doesn't know shes the star of the first 2 seasons of Westworld

2/10. Wouldn't fuck

 
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With the way Westworld season 2 panned out i think everyone forgot that show existed. Plus he has a kids and i bet they watched Frozen a billion times.
I bet there was a time when he talked baby poop at the dinner table without thinking that was unusual.
Parents world
 
I bet there was a time when he talked baby poop at the dinner table without thinking that was unusual.
Parents world
All parents talk baby poop at the dinner table, the vast majority of people in history had children, ergo it's not unusual to discuss baby poop at the table.
 
Cukture clash. He kmows Evan Rachel Wood from the Frozen voice over but doesn't know shes the star of the first 2 seasons of Westworld

2/10. Wouldn't fuck

No, bullshit. True entertainment narcissism is where two huge stars fuck but neither of them even know who the other is.
This Manson complaint seems almost like it was lifted from Vic's. Goddamn it really is a playbook.
It really is though. If you're filing a defamation complaint as a celebrity, you are going to have to plead every normal element of defamation and at least address the possibility of public figure status and, thus, actual malice. So all of these complaints are going to share substantial elements. If you've read one of these things you've read them all.
 
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